Bikini Thread Strikes Again
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 10:48 AM MDT
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Yes it is the good luck Bikini Thread, it obviously has shown it's awesome powers by so far delivering a perfect record when posted. So here we go again. Please remember the rules: no nudity, needs to be a bikini (no lingere or items used for a bikini), and in the words of Ron Burgandy, "MHR, you stay classy."
By the way I am not as techno savy as a lot of you, so if you have fan favorites (girl in pool, red bikini girl, etc...) please feel free to post them up.
And once again go Broncos! Viva la Bikini Thread post! 
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This was a fan favorite from last week
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 10:51 AM MDT reply actions 4 recs
Oh my!
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on Oct 10, 2008 11:09 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good luck to all
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 10:57 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Sorry couldn't resist orange
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 11:04 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Again if anyone wants a theme I am all for it
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 11:09 AM MDT reply actions 3 recs
"It's all over Fat Man" - Tom Jackson to John Madden 1977 AFC Championship Game
"I love your analysis of our team. Its kinda like watching a spider monkey trying to figure out a jar of peanuts.. you know whats going on.. you know whats in there, but to actually figure it out, is just a bit beyond your mental skills..."
- Bronco Dano
by DesertBroncoFan on Oct 10, 2008 11:20 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Actually this pic is of a Jag Cheerleader, so much luck to us for use of it
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 11:37 AM MDT reply actions 4 recs
And I couldn't leave out J-Ville greatest accomplishment (Hooters Waitress)
Although she actually works at a Hooters in Las Vegas
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 12:01 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Hooray for the bikini post
"It's the first time that I've probably ever seen a 260 pound back run into a free safety and go flat on his back, I mean it was exciting." ~John Elway
by jibbons on Oct 10, 2008 12:05 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
she may be gone tomorrow
"It's the first time that I've probably ever seen a 260 pound back run into a free safety and go flat on his back, I mean it was exciting." ~John Elway
by jibbons on Oct 10, 2008 12:09 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
here's a good one
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"If Denver beats us, I'll walk back to Detroit" - Alex Karras
by Denver Diehard on Oct 10, 2008 12:10 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
mon dieu!
… as they say in Quebec….
"You're slow. You're not a running back, and you're not a running back for a reason."
The Shanahan
by Broncs Cheer on Oct 10, 2008 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Broncos! WOOHOO!!
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2006/12/22/philip-rivers-bends-nick-hardwick-over-in-the-showers-gets-off/2
by EastCoastBronco on Oct 10, 2008 12:11 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
somethings wrong, Trying to conquer these fears i thought were gone. And it's been so long, I'm dying to live in a world i don't belong
by broncfanstuckinsd on Oct 10, 2008 12:21 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey. The Jag's Cheerleaders are rolling into town early!
Check out the website listed below...
by EastCoastBronco on Oct 10, 2008 12:24 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Very Disturbing
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, no current Raiderettes allowed!
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
by Tim Lynch on Oct 10, 2008 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Emily Scott
somethings wrong, Trying to conquer these fears i thought were gone. And it's been so long, I'm dying to live in a world i don't belong
by broncfanstuckinsd on Oct 10, 2008 12:24 PM MDT reply actions 3 recs
was going to rec, but then i felt like there was something overtly fake about her.
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
by Tim Lynch on Oct 10, 2008 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
not thick enough maybe...
Mountains, forest, sea: these render man fierce, but yet do not destroy the man.
by Jeremy Bolander on Oct 11, 2008 8:33 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean besides the obvious?
somethings wrong, Trying to conquer these fears i thought were gone. And it's been so long, I'm dying to live in a world i don't belong
by broncfanstuckinsd on Oct 11, 2008 5:09 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
survey says...
cha-ching!
Mountains, forest, sea: these render man fierce, but yet do not destroy the man.
by Jeremy Bolander on Oct 11, 2008 8:35 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a lil' luck for the patriots. Crush phyllis and his "merry" men
Check out the website listed below...
by EastCoastBronco on Oct 10, 2008 12:37 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
That is enough
to turn me into a Patriots fan. Unless they were playing the Broncos.
That’s ok with me. We’re playing for wins, not media publicity....HT 9/11/08
by firstfan on Oct 11, 2008 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
for the Broncos continued good luck
somethings wrong, Trying to conquer these fears i thought were gone. And it's been so long, I'm dying to live in a world i don't belong
by broncfanstuckinsd on Oct 10, 2008 12:39 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
The Broncos calendar cover is by far the best!
And I’d say this too if I weren’t a fan!
by DjBroncos on Oct 10, 2008 1:03 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah.
oooohhhhhh yeaaahhhhhhh….
Check out the website listed below...
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2006/12/22/philip-rivers-bends-nick-hardwick-over-in-the-showers-gets-off/2
by EastCoastBronco on Oct 10, 2008 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can never have too much luck!
Check out the website listed below...
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2006/12/22/philip-rivers-bends-nick-hardwick-over-in-the-showers-gets-off/2
by EastCoastBronco on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Check out the website listed below...
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2006/12/22/philip-rivers-bends-nick-hardwick-over-in-the-showers-gets-off/2
by EastCoastBronco on Oct 10, 2008 2:21 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
too skinny...
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
by Tim Lynch on Oct 10, 2008 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps she seems so skinny because...
She is wearing paint…. ;-)
Check out the website listed below...
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2006/12/22/philip-rivers-bends-nick-hardwick-over-in-the-showers-gets-off/2
by EastCoastBronco on Oct 10, 2008 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why didn't I go to art school.....?
"You're slow. You're not a running back, and you're not a running back for a reason."
The Shanahan
by Broncs Cheer on Oct 10, 2008 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah no kidding. I want that job :)
"It doesn't dissipate" ~ Mike Shanahan
Cutler's 4th qtr/OT game winning drives: 4
by weazel on Oct 11, 2008 1:38 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something a jag might wear?
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Never too much luck
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 3:18 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Classic
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 3:23 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Brit Luck
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 3:47 PM MDT reply actions 3 recs
Aussie Luck
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 4:18 PM MDT reply actions 4 recs
I wouldn't mind being down under...
…though she’s looking a bit sunburned on that flank. Can’t hold those poses too long, Sheila, not much ozone down there!
"You're slow. You're not a running back, and you're not a running back for a reason."
The Shanahan
by Broncs Cheer on Oct 10, 2008 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Such a lovely color
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 4:44 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Last one from me today
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 10, 2008 4:50 PM MDT reply actions 4 recs
When do we vote?
That’s ok with me. We’re playing for wins, not media publicity....HT 9/11/08
by firstfan on Oct 10, 2008 8:29 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
I vote...
yes.
Check out the website listed below...
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2006/12/22/philip-rivers-bends-nick-hardwick-over-in-the-showers-gets-off/2
by EastCoastBronco on Oct 10, 2008 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
"It doesn't dissipate" ~ Mike Shanahan
Cutler's 4th qtr/OT game winning drives: 4
by weazel on Oct 10, 2008 11:15 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
I have the dog!
Now I just need The Bark.
That’s ok with me. We’re playing for wins, not media publicity....HT 9/11/08
by firstfan on Oct 11, 2008 4:58 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its small, but is clearly a bikini
Broncos Avenged
by Best In The West on Oct 11, 2008 4:08 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
A Certain Shade of Orange?
Broncos Avenged
by Best In The West on Oct 11, 2008 5:17 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Another one that a jag might have
Broncos Avenged
by Best In The West on Oct 11, 2008 5:23 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Wish I Was There!!!
Broncos Avenged
by Best In The West on Oct 11, 2008 5:24 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
This is for good luck right? I might have gotten carried away.........oh well
Broncos Avenged
by Best In The West on Oct 11, 2008 5:31 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm done now. Got to get ready for the Mizzou game. GO TIGERS!!
Broncos Avenged
by Best In The West on Oct 11, 2008 5:33 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
It should be obvious that this bikini thread has nothing to do with what happens to our team in reality!
I will not be a part—and think we should end it.
The best defense is a good offense!
I hope.
by Mike Clark on Oct 12, 2008 7:43 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
It's as if the laws of physics have suddenly been proven false...
The Bikini Thread has failed us…
Everything I thought I knew is now in question…
I’m too broken up about this…..
can’t talk anymore………….faith………has been……………..shook……………..
Check out the website listed below...
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2006/12/22/philip-rivers-bends-nick-hardwick-over-in-the-showers-gets-off/2
by EastCoastBronco on Oct 13, 2008 11:07 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
A sad day...
And now we see the women of the bikini thread, cloaked in shame, marching out of town.
Check out the website listed below...
http://www.nfl.fanhouse.com/2006/12/22/philip-rivers-bends-nick-hardwick-over-in-the-showers-gets-off/2
by EastCoastBronco on Oct 13, 2008 11:14 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes a sad day for the thread
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 13, 2008 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have a great sense of humor EastCoastBronco
Farewell to the thread.
That’s ok with me. We’re playing for wins, not media publicity....HT 9/11/08
by firstfan on Oct 13, 2008 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
No FF, it is NOT over. read my post below
"If Denver beats us, I'll walk back to Detroit" - Alex Karras
by Denver Diehard on Oct 13, 2008 7:30 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
The women have been shamed
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 13, 2008 12:45 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Next weeks bikini thread post is starting to shape up as follows
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 13, 2008 12:50 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I went to that school.
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on Oct 13, 2008 3:39 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you turned in you homework on time ;)
"It doesn't dissipate" ~ Mike Shanahan
Cutler's 4th qtr/OT game winning drives: 4
by weazel on Oct 13, 2008 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but the sisters weren't really good shots.
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on Oct 15, 2008 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing
"It doesn't dissipate" ~ Mike Shanahan
Cutler's 4th qtr/OT game winning drives: 4
by weazel on Oct 15, 2008 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait a Minute! ! !
This is NOT the end to the Bikini Thread!
DON’T YOU GUY’S GET IT?
The reason the Broncos lost was because of the Jaguar & Patriot Cheerleaders that were posted. THEY were the BAD LUCK BIKINIS!!!
I knew this would happen. If Bronco Fan Bikini girls give the Broncos good luck, the we screwed up. No oposing teams Cheerleaders should be allowed. That was our demise. And I thought the Broncos lost to the Jags because of Turnovers; Nope, it was the Jag and Patriot Cheerleaders that did it. They brought the Jags good luck, don’t you see?
I say, pick a few winners from the reccomended post, then delete the others and lets start out freash again, and for goodness sakes, no more Cheerleaders from other teams. Sheeeezzzz, lets get this right. This is NOT the end, but we are to blame. Lets start fresh again and get those bad luck bikinis deleted from the thread!
It is paramount and I say the thread needs to be cleaned up with the utmost urgency. You do want the Broncos to beat the Patriots don’t you?
"If Denver beats us, I'll walk back to Detroit" - Alex Karras
by Denver Diehard on Oct 13, 2008 7:27 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the fat girls jinxed us.
No, really.
"Greater is an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a sheep" Defoe
by Steve Nichols on Oct 14, 2008 3:55 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree that it's the fat girls pic that killed us
I know this because I posted that pic to the Bucs bikini thread to jinx them when we played them.
by CoastalBronco on Oct 14, 2008 9:27 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry...
I invited the fat girls to the party…We were talking, I mentioned there might be some snacks and she just kind of invited herself. I couldn’t shake her. And she lied and told me her friends were cute!
Your right! She was the jinx!
GO BACK TO THE SEA YOU UNLUCKY BALOOGA WHALE!!
Check out the website listed below...
by EastCoastBronco on Oct 14, 2008 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to agree
I spammed the New Orleans Bikini thread with some not so lovely pictures and wished them bad mojo, it appears we have doomed ourselves.
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 14, 2008 3:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I remember correctly...
our 3-0 start included fans/cheerleaders for the other team (saint’s photoshopping of Jessica Alba, a cutie wearing a chargers bikini and a hottie wearing a Saints top) so I’m not sure that throwing a bikini of the opposition is a bad thing.
I think where we went wrong this week was having the Patriots cheerleader. It was a totally irrelevant bikini (though the thought of helping them beat the chargers was noble) and shouldn’t have been involved in the Broncos Good Luck Bikini Thread!
"It's all over Fat Man" - Tom Jackson to John Madden 1977 AFC Championship Game
"I love your analysis of our team. Its kinda like watching a spider monkey trying to figure out a jar of peanuts.. you know whats going on.. you know whats in there, but to actually figure it out, is just a bit beyond your mental skills..."
- Bronco Dano
by DesertBroncoFan on Oct 14, 2008 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me again...
Yup…sorry bout that….you see, what happened was, as I was heading to the party I realized that I just couldn’t shake Balooga Whale and her friends. But I didn’t want to be the guy who was remembered for just bringing the fat chicks to the party, so I found this patriots cheerleader on the side of the street looking all down trodden. I asked her why she looked so glum and she said her baby’s daddy had his knee damaged and so he isn’t traveling with the team this year and is instead at home with his wife. I told her not to worry, she could catch a ride with me to the party and have a few drinks and maybe….etc etc etc.
Sorry guys. Little head thinking got me again. I have let the team down. My performance was unacceptable. But, you know, we’re still 4-2 and on top of the division and, you know, at the end of the day that’s all that matters. Just put this behind me and move forward from here.
P.S. Guys, I introduced the fat chicks to Travis Henry so we shouldn’t be seeing them anymore as they will all be at home nursing their babies now.
Check out the website listed below...
by EastCoastBronco on Oct 14, 2008 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might I also suggest
in light of past problems we’ve had with the bikini thread, that future pics have less booty and more bikini.
I’m a big fan of booty (i.e. a fan of big booty), but I’m concerned about accommodating the broader sensitives of the MHR faithful.
by CoastalBronco on Oct 14, 2008 9:33 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
As long as the Bikini Post is allowed...
…it will be hard to police the rules because they would be vague (ie “less booty and more bikini”). I think many of the pictures are over the top, but this might be the price of having the thread.
I noticed the biggest vote getter was the Broncos cheerleader, and her bikini is very tasteful and covers more than any of the other pictures. Many of the other pics seem to be more about how much a person can get away with revealing.
"Greater is an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a sheep" Defoe
by Steve Nichols on Oct 14, 2008 9:46 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to agree
We all need to show some restraint, probably could go without the micro bikinis and spagetti thongs, we all will have to appreciate those pictures in private.
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
by Broncoman on Oct 14, 2008 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
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