It's week six of the fantasy season, and the MHR Fantasy League has turned into one great big fantasy mosh pit. Looking at the standings, you will see that eight out of the twelve teams are jammed at 3-3, with only two ahead of the pack and two behind. In this post, I'll recap last week's games and dish out some awards. I didn't do charts this time, mostly because I'm too lazy, but also because I'm really excited that I just found out what the Prt Scr button does, so you're getting a picture straight from the Fleaflicker page. And, without further ado, on to fantasy football!

Here's that picture I was talking about, complete with standings and points per game. You may have to switch to "wide" to see all of it.

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Last week’s Games:

Blue Collar Broncos 129.5, Toilers of the C++ 83.85

Styg got valiant efforts from Clinton Portis and Tony Romo, but they were balanced out by o-fers from Nate Jackson and the Panthers D. In the end, though, It didn’t really matter as Denver_Native’s boys laid a whopping 130 burger on the hapless Toilers. The Broncos got massive performances from Phyllis Rivers, Thomas Jones, Reggie Wayne, Steve Breaston, and David Akers as they coasted to the scoring lead in Week Six. Optimum: Broncos 140.6, Toilers 98.05. Coach Ratings: Denver_Native 92%, Styg50 85%

Albino Wildebeests 124.5, The Fighting Manginos 89.7

The Wildebeests’ latest victim was The Fighting Manginos, who had the unfortunate circumstance of posting the fifth-best scoring total in the league and still losing. Aaron Rodgers, Marion Barber, Roddy White, Jason Elam, and the Vikings’ D all put up over 17 points as the Wildebeests left an albino hoof print all over the state of Kansas. Optimum: Wildebeests 135.8, Manginos 112.35. Coach Ratings: Papigrande 91%, DenverJhawk 79%

SacTown Beavers 100.7, TheSportsGuru’s Team 48.8

The score pretty much sums it up: the Beavers came to play and Guru’s Team did not. No one got into the 20’s for Guru, as it looks like his days of being MHR FFL-league runner-up are long gone. Meanwhile, the Beavers continue to dominate, having posted a league-leading 601.35 ponts thus far. Zappa rode the little legs of Maurice Jones-Drew (ugh.) to 28.8 points and another impressive win. Optimum: Beavers 114.8, Guru’s Team 62.2. Coach Ratings: Zappa 87%, Guru 78%

Brazil Devils 99.7, Russ’ Team 57.15

Another week 6 blowout. Kyle Orton and Braylon Edwards led the way in the uber-destruction of Russ. Russ plunges from the Shanny to the Norvy in one week; I guess inconsistency is the mantra of the defending league champs. Optimum: Devils 100.6, Russ’ Team 95.05. Coach Ratings: lucasfrodriguez 99%, Russ 60%

Cincinnatroit Texrams 88.9, J.F.K. Mustangs 82.8

Maybe the name change was good for the previously winless Urban Expansion. An new identity led to a big win in Week 6’s Game of the Week, as this one was close down to the wire. The Mustangs needed only seven points from the Giants’ dominant defense to win, but lo and behold, they went scoreless, enabling the Texrams to win. The Texrams’ biggest players were Andre Johnson and the Eagles’ D, both scoring in the twenties. Optimum: Texrams 100.4, Mustangs 95.1. Coach Ratings: ejruiz 88%, davecheffy 87%

I CRUSH YOU! 69.5, Qatar Wars: A Noob Hope 50.3

This game was ugly. I didn’t have an alibi. It was u-g-l-y ugly. For instance, Qatar Wars would have been better off starting Lendale White than Leron McClain this week. And White was on his bye week. Ouch. To be honest, I didn’t have it in me to watch tape of this one. I just read what the Mainstream Fantasy Media put out in Fantasy Peter King’s Monday Morning Fantasy Quarterback. Sorry! Optimum: I CRUSH YOU 81.15, Qatar Wars 78.8. Coach Ratings: Jezru (ICY) 85%, JR G 63%

Weekly Awards

The Shanny Award for Best Coach Rating: lucasfrodriguez with 99%

The Norvy Award for Worst Coach Rating: Russ with 60%

The Rod Award for Highest Team Score: Blue Collar Broncos with 129.5

The raider Award for Lowest Team Score: TheSportsGuru's Team with 48.8

Power Rankings

1. Albino Wildebeests, 5-1 (1)- At 5-1, still the best team in the league, and keeps on rollin' with a convincing win over The Figthing Manginos

2. SacTown Beavers, 4-2 (4)- For what the fantasy pundits have said (Who the hell would ride Kurt Warner as a #1 QB for a whole season?) the Beavers have been more worthy of this spot then anyone else. Too bad they're in the same division as the Wildebeests.

3. Blue Collar Broncos, 3-3 (7)- Exploded for a 130 spot on the Toilers, has the pieces in place to make a repeat performance.

4. Toilers of the C++, 3-3 (2)- From three straight wins to a disappointing loss to the Blue Collar Broncos, the Toilers need to rebound in a big way to prove themselves worthy of playoff consideration.

5. Brazil Devils, 3-3 (10)- A nice win and a Shanny Award pickup vaults them back into the playoff race.

6. The Fighting Manginos, 3-3 (8)- Three straight losses are never a good thing, but they would still be the #2 seed if the playoffs ended today. Plus, it's not like they've had the easiest schedule in thw world.

7. J.F.K. Mustangs, 3-3 (6)- Have fallen off the pace with two straight losses, including the first victory of the season for the Texrams.

8. Qatar Wars: A Noob Hope, 3-3 (9)- Only ranked this high because they would be the #3 seed if the playoffs ended today. Laid an egg vs. I CRUSH YOU!

9. TheSportsGuru's Team, 3-3 (3)- Can't keep putting up 50 point performances. What is Guru going to do on the Broncos' bye week?

10. Russ' Team, 3-3 (5)- The defending champs are in trouble. We have way too many 3-3 teams.

11. Cincinnatroit Texrams, 1-5 (12)- Vaulted ahead of I CRUSH YOU with a resounding week 6 win. Victory is sweet!

12.  I CRUSH YOU!, 2-4 (11)- Finally, an easy ranking for me. Failed to impress in a win against Qatar Wars last week.