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Just had to share this after yesterdays game.  I've been as perplexed as most of us over the performance of the defense lately.  Especially after the debacle in KC.  As a coach I knew that I wanted to see a more active, fiesty defense.  A defense with that little bit of Nasty that guys like Dennis Smith, Karl Mecklenberg, Steve Atwater, John Lynch and Al Wilson brought to our defense.  But as a fan, I was at a loss as to what to do about it.  I was pretty sure that putting a call in to Shanny would get me nowhere as would a call to Mr. Slowik.  So I strained the superstitious, redneck, abstract part of my enormously small brain, which is buried inside of what my wife says is a gargantuanly thick skull.  I finally came up with it.  Buried deep in my closet I possess an orange and navy Bill Romanowski jersey.  I have a friend who has a friend who works for the Broncos, and she got me the jersey along with a Bronco helmet.  She did this for me in 2001 a couple months after we lost our little boy who was a huge Bronco fan (chip off the old block).  The helmet has Brian Greise's autograph along with Cyron Brown, whoever #79 was that year (can't read the sig.) and my favorite one on the helmet is Eddie Mac's sig.  But my favorite thing in that whole gift basket was the autographed Romo jersey that reads "In fond memory of Dyson,  Bill Romanowski"  As I was getting a migrain from straining my pea-sized brain I figured, what the heck, I'm already a bonafide member of LALALand, I might as well break the Romo jersey out for the TB game and see if it helps.  The LALALand, redneck logic of this can only be understood by LALALand residents.  Anyway, I wore the jersey for the first time ever for the TB game and you all know the result.  LOL the defensive performance was obviously because of my totally well thought out and intelligent decision to wear the Romo jersey.  I know Romo is classified as a shady character but you need that nasty attitude on a defense.  Our Broncos brought it last Sunday.  So I have officially fallen off my rocker but it is a great place to be if the Broncos keep it up. 

I never used to be suspicious, but this all started in the first Super Bowl winning year.  It's kind of a neat story so I'll tell it at the risk of boring you all completely to death.  In that year, my wife was waiting tables at a local restaraunt.  The owners were huge Bronco fans and would close the restaraunt down to host Bronco parties every year that year.  In the first playoff game the woman who owned the place offered to cook me my favorite dish when I got there.  This was no small task as the kitchen was closed and my favorite meal was Chicken Fried Steak with Fried Spaghetti.  Well, the Broncos won.  So she did it the next week and for every playoff game that year as well as the Super Bowl.  You know the result.  So, even though we had moved and lived an hour away the next year, my wife and I came back and attended every playoff game the next year as well, including me eating the special meal.  BOOM another Super Bowl victory.  I haven't done that since and promise to pick it up as soon as the Broncos make the playoffs again (this year; GO BRONCOS!!!!).  Anyway, that story will give you a little insight as to why I am superstitious now.

In light of all that (are you bored yet?) I vow to wear the Romo jersey every game day from now until the Broncos win another Super Bowl.  LOL I just hope I can get it dry cleaned so as not to wash the Sig. off.  There, now you all know that I am doing my very best as an official diehard Bronco fan and a bonafide member of LALALand to ensure that we win another SEVERAL Super Bowl's. 

So long to all my Bronco Brethren who live in the real world, come see me in LALALand some time.  LOL

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How do I get back?

to la-la-land that is? I invented it and lived there once.

The best defense is a good offense!
I hope.

by Mike Clark on Oct 6, 2008 8:06 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL........follow me brother!!!! LMAO

The player who thinks he can and the player who knows he can are two different players, which one are you???

by Broncofan on Oct 6, 2008 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha great read

La la land is where i will be for the rest of my life
GO BRONCOS

The quest is the Highway to the Danger Zone-Kenny loggins

by TommyTSlice on Oct 6, 2008 8:32 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Your work is appreciated Broncofan

I don’t doubt that the departed spirit of Romo’s toughness could lend some value to the current incarnation of the Broncos…

Mountains, forest, sea: these render man fierce, but yet do not destroy the man.

by Jeremy Bolander on Oct 6, 2008 9:27 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Wear that Romo jersey every week now please.

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Tim Lynch on Oct 6, 2008 10:08 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I won't come right out and admit that I am superstitious

but I sure hope you keep wearing that jersey. Thanks for the post Broncofan.

That’s ok with me. We’re playing for wins, not media publicity....HT 9/11/08

by firstfan on Oct 6, 2008 11:32 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

I think we are all superstitious

just some more than others. Keep the Romo jersey on. Man I loved watching him wreak some havoc.

"It doesn't dissipate" ~ Mike Shanahan

Cutler's 4th qtr/OT game winning drives: 4

by weazel on Oct 7, 2008 12:45 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, wear this jersey!

BUT: Your are not allowed to wash a jersey during the whole season! You’ve to let getting it dirty, otherwise it brings you bad luck.

(Don’t know whether you Americans know that, but it is a ritual in Germany!)

by DjBroncos on Oct 7, 2008 6:18 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Glad to know that, I will never wash it until we win a Super Bowl. LOL..........

P.S. Is it legal to put deoderant or air freshener on it? I might wind up watching the games by myself if I can’t. LMAO

The player who thinks he can and the player who knows he can are two different players, which one are you???

by Broncofan on Oct 7, 2008 7:21 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know that mate :D

It is legal to do so! You shall not loose your friends for Bronco wins…

by DjBroncos on Oct 7, 2008 7:34 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just wear a t-shirt under my TD jersey...

to keep it from getting too rank. Of course it has to be the same t-shirt (which can be washed). It’s bright orange and is from a magazine called Bronco Driver that specializes in Ford Broncos (particularly 66-77 Broncos like mine).

"It's all over Fat Man" - Tom Jackson to John Madden 1977 AFC Championship Game

"I love your analysis of our team. Its kinda like watching a spider monkey trying to figure out a jar of peanuts.. you know whats going on.. you know whats in there, but to actually figure it out, is just a bit beyond your mental skills..."
- Bronco Dano

by DesertBroncoFan on Oct 7, 2008 9:03 AM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Imagine...

One of these weeks, the offense will play like it did prior to the game at KC and the defense/special teams will match what they did against Tampa this weekend! I have not been a resident of La-La Land nor am I on the way now, but the Bucs game has me looking at available properties there. When our Broncos do put it all together, I’ll make the move with a smile on my face!

Here we go again: http://thefulldeck.blogspot.com/

by ejruiz on Oct 7, 2008 7:15 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for sharing your story Broncofan

As for who wore #79, it was Steve Herndon. He was a Guard and wore #79 from 2001 – 2003 seasons in Denver

"If Denver beats us, I'll walk back to Detroit" - Alex Karras

by Denver Diehard on Oct 7, 2008 10:55 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

THX, Diehard. Been wonderin about that since I got it. LOL

The player who thinks he can and the player who knows he can are two different players, which one are you???

by Broncofan on Oct 7, 2008 12:38 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Diehard knows ALL that kind of stuff!

You should see his card collection.

That’s ok with me. We’re playing for wins, not media publicity....HT 9/11/08

by firstfan on Oct 7, 2008 12:41 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great thread Broncofan....

You broke my heart regarding Dyson but what a rad story. I have a son (4) who loves the Broncos like me, and I will for ever remember this superstition.
Thoughts are with you my man.
Thanks for all your info on this board…really enjoy it!

by boydy2669 on Oct 7, 2008 2:15 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

Well..................

Hope it doesn’t bother you all too much when I talk about my son, He is much better off now if you have the spiritual beliefs I do, so I’m pretty matter of fact when I talk about him. Took awhile to reach that point but it is a pretty good place to be, Praise God.

The player who thinks he can and the player who knows he can are two different players, which one are you???

by Broncofan on Oct 7, 2008 2:25 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

All good my friend....

I am stoked you are at ease with it. You broke my heart in a good way!
Have a good one man!

by boydy2669 on Oct 7, 2008 2:42 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

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