MHR Fantasy Football: A Week 11 Breakdown, Part 1 of 2

by papigrande on Nov 20, 2008 5:15 PM MST Comment 20 comments

Standings

Week 11 Recap

Albino Wildebeests 80.15, Blue Collar Broncos 73.25

Despite some... questionable...coaching decisions by Papi (Jamal Lewis over Marion Barber?), the Wildebeests continue to ride high. Michael Turner had 20.1 points as the usually high-flying Broncos were the next victim of the stampede. Optimum: Wildebeests 119.9, Broncos 103.8. Coach Ratings: Papi 66%, Denver_Native 70%.

Toilers of the C++ 110.4, Russ' Team 79.9

The high-scoring Toilers were an A+ this week, riding Larry Fitzgerald, Hines Ward, Neil Rackers, and the Panthers' D to a big win. If anyone can beat papi.......... Optimum:Toilers 117.3, Russ 83.4. Coach Ratings: Styg 94%, Russ 95%.

J .F.K. Mustangs 90.2, Brazil Devils 70.65

Frank Gore, Drew Brees, the Giants and Dwayne Bowe were on fire as the Mustangs improved to 6-5. Finally, their PPG makes sense. Optimum: Mustangs 118, Devils 78.35. Coach Ratings: lucasfrodriguez 90%, DaveCheffy 76%.

SacTown Beavers 90.35, I CRUSH YOU! 50.8

Zappa's team gets its final win before being annihalated and embarrased in front of everyone. Jezru just can't seem to get it going. Optimum: Beavers 110.25, CRUSH 66.1. Coach Ratings: Zappa 81%, Jezru 76%

Cincinnatroit Texrams 102.1, TheSportsGuru's Team 53.6

The Texrams get a massive upset that could knock Guru out of fantasy title conention. Literally everyone on Jezru's squad was on fire. Just look at the optimum! He scored 100 points and his rating was only 64%! WTF?! Optimum: Texrams 157.1, Guru 83.2. Coach ratings: Both coaches 64%

Qatar Wars: A Noob Hope 67.85, The Fighting Manginos 38.4

38.4 is the lowest point total I have ever seen. This game was a snoozer. I turned off my fantasy TV during the third quarter and went outside to play fantasy catch. Optimum: Qatar 67.85, Manginos 55. Coach Ratings: JR G 100%, DenverJhawk 69%

Week 11 Awards

The Shanny for highest coach rating in a victory: JR G with 100%!

The Norvy for lowest coach rating: Guru with 64%! GURU IS NORV TURNER.

The Rod Award for highest individual score: Matt Cassel of the Texrams with 43.2! Wait, he was benched? Oh, then Peyton Manning of Russ' Team with 27.1!

The Javon Awards for 0 total points: Billy Miller of the Mustangs, Alex Smith of the Texrams, Anthony Fasano of Qatar Wars, and John Carney of the Manginos!

The Orange Crush Award for most dominating win: The Cincinnatroit Texrams with a win of 48.5!

The Mile High Salute to the team with the highest score: Toilers of the C++ with 110.4!

The Black Hole Award for the team with the lowest score: The Fighting Manginos with 38.4!

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I've got another post coming

that highlights this week’s games, will serve as a fantasy open thread, and HAS POWER RANKINGS!!

I’ll start doing the “awards and review” post on Tuesday, and the “This week” post on Thursday from here on out.

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by papigrande on Nov 20, 2008 5:33 PM MST reply actions 0 recs

You had better show me some respect. #3 ranked Beavers...remember that. Plus I have second ranked offense in league. :P

You might be able to handle me, but if styg keeps on rollin’ we might both be toast….

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Nov 20, 2008 6:49 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs

I promise

that the Wildebeests are going to get my A game next time around. I was out on Prince of Wales Island for the opener, and I didn’t set my roster before the game, so I had an empty slot.

Next time, it won’t be that easy.

Mountains, forest, sea: these render man fierce, but yet do not destroy the man.

by styg50 on Nov 20, 2008 8:49 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs

hehe-- I remember that.

Sadly, next time we meet, I will probably have the division all locked up. Won’t stop me from raining hell on you, but it will be moot by then. We all three deserve to get into the playoffs, but I’m worried that we’ll beat each other up so bad that someone else will pass up one of you.

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by papigrande on Nov 20, 2008 9:22 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs

I Love These.

Keep’em coming!

Here we go again: http://thefulldeck.blogspot.com/

by ejruiz on Nov 20, 2008 6:11 PM MST reply actions 0 recs

all i know is...

i got the best D in the league. beat that!

hear me, perpetrators of bread crime, your punishment is at hand.
taste my blintzkrieg!

by davecheffy on Nov 20, 2008 8:28 PM MST reply actions 0 recs

i mean my PA

not the giants. teams just can’t seem to score against me. the black hole award for all oncomers!

hear me, perpetrators of bread crime, your punishment is at hand.
taste my blintzkrieg!

by davecheffy on Nov 20, 2008 9:23 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs

oh, crap

i had better be right about that. housh and parker a combined 5.7 tonight? uh-oh

hear me, perpetrators of bread crime, your punishment is at hand.
taste my blintzkrieg!

by davecheffy on Nov 20, 2008 9:26 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs

Peyton manning was my competition this week

credit goes to Russell.

Mountains, forest, sea: these render man fierce, but yet do not destroy the man.

by styg50 on Nov 20, 2008 8:38 PM MST reply actions 0 recs

So he was... sorry, Russ!

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by papigrande on Nov 20, 2008 8:44 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs

The two teams

that played in the championship game last season have the same record, and a poor one at that. If only we started two QBs each week . . . wait, that wouldn’t have helped either.

"Never Surrender Dreams" - Inscription on J. Michael Straczynski's bench

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by Russ on Nov 20, 2008 10:02 PM MST reply actions 0 recs

I need to do this next year--you guys have way to much fun--and I have no idea why.

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Nov 20, 2008 10:04 PM MST reply actions 0 recs

It's really not worth it to me

I spend way too much time thinking about the wrong parts of the game. This is my second and final season of fantasy football. It’s just not that much fun. It’s mostly luck, and you just get mad when your #1 reciever has an off game. Not worth it.

by JR_G on Nov 21, 2008 7:22 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs

sophmore slump

I went through the same thing last year, and it is as likely to happen to a player who is winning as losing. Definitely give it one more try next year, and see if you feel the same. I was strangely reinvigorated in my third year, despite having sworn off of it, for exactly the reasons you mention, halfway through my second season…

Mountains, forest, sea: these render man fierce, but yet do not destroy the man.

by styg50 on Nov 21, 2008 2:51 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs

I am so ashamed...

Terrible terrible terrible….

by Jezru on Nov 21, 2008 1:26 PM MST reply actions 0 recs

It's okay...the Beavers are too much for most to handle.

As Albino will find out this week.

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Nov 21, 2008 2:22 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs

You keep thinking that in your littler thinker, Beavers.

I’m about to bring on a world of fantasy pain!!

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by papigrande on Nov 21, 2008 2:28 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs

My hairy beavers will devour you whole!

ummm…..yeah!! Buddy…yeah!

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Nov 21, 2008 3:20 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs

Why are you even talking to Papi?

Maybe when you have 10 wins you might request an audience with him, but don’t come around here until you got 10 wins!

Mountains, forest, sea: these render man fierce, but yet do not destroy the man.

by styg50 on Nov 21, 2008 7:22 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs

SLAP.

lol. (Phinside joke.) As Styg says, I only need one more win to lock up the division. See me in the playoffs if you make it. The only re-rematch we could possibly have is in the championship. As for this week, I’m looking forward to accepting my Division 3 fantasy trophy. I’ve got the T-shirts ready for distribution already. They should hit Wal-Mart about Tuesday next week. 16-1 baby!!

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by papigrande on Nov 21, 2008 7:43 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs