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MHR Fantasy Football: Week 12

It's week 12, the playoff picture is becoming clearer, and the Wildebeests are dominating everything, ever. So far, they are the only team that has a playoff spot locked down. Here's a look at the playoffs should the season end today:

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Star-divide

As you can see, the Wildebeests are10-1 and one victory away from clinching the division and home field advantage throughout the playoffs. More importantly, though, it's rivalry week for the Beests. The SacTown Beavers are coming to town, and last time thesetwo teams met, it was a close, high scoring game. The Wildebeests pulled it out in the end, with a final score of 111.6-100.45. If you'll remember, that was the week that Zappa threw a hissy fit that he started Derek Anderson over J.T. O'Sullivan or Kurt Warner. He has to avoid big mistakes like that this week, as he has learned firsthand. One such mistake against an opponent of the Wildebeests' caliber and it's over.

One thing is certain: these two teams do not like each other. When asked about the rivalry, Wildebeest head coach P. Sanderson Grande said that his feelings toward Beavers GM Zappa "doesn't dissipate at all" since the beginning of the year, when he started playing fantasy football. Zappa, when asked, had no comment other than "cackle cackle cackle."

Another thing to note is that I CRUSH YOU! is the only team eliminated completely from playoff contention. Jezru has been fighting technical difficulties since the season began.

 

Other key games this week:

-Guru's team at the Brazil Devils. Guru can be eliminated from contention if he loses this game. The Devils have been coming up in the league, and need to win this game to stay ahead in the wildcard race.

-Russ' Team at The Fighting Manginos. Both teams face a must win this week, with the loser likely eliminated from the playoffs. Things do not bode well right now forthe defending champs.

-Blue Collar Broncos at Qatar Wars. The reason to watch this one is obvious: Whoever wins leads the division.

Other games: Toilers of the C++ at Cincinnatroit Texrams and I CRUSH YOU! at J.F.K. Mustangs.

 

POWER RANKINGS

1. Albino Wildebeests, papigrande, 10-1. They will. They will. Rock you.

2. Toilers of the C++, styg50, 8-3. Right now, the hottest team in the league. Styg is dominating everyone.

3. SacTown Beavers, ZappaRulez, 7-4. Are about to be 7-5.

4. J.F.K. Mustangs, davecheffy, 6-5. Finally, their PPG scored and given up makes a little sense.

5. Blue Collar Broncos, Denver_Native, 6-5. Had been the hottest team in the league until the Wildebeests' defense stoned them cold.

6. Brazil Devils, lucasfrodriguez, 6-5. Coming up in the league. They currently (barely) hold on to the 6th playoff seed.

7. Qatar Wars: A Noob Hope, JR G, 5-6. Could obtain first place in the division with a win this week.

8. Russ' Team, Russ33, 4-7. Tenure as defending champs could be over very soon.

9. The Fighting Manginos, DenverJhawk, 5-6. Losers of three straight, a loss would likely knock them out of contention.

10. Cincinnatroit Texrams, ejruiz, 3-8. Is showing a lot of fire as of late, just picked up a nice Mile High Salute for the trophy case.

11. TheSportsGuru's Team, Guru, 4-7. Is being manhandled. Has lost two straight, including being embarrased by the Texrams last week.

12. I CRUSH YOU!, Jezru, 2-9. Isn't crushing anything.

This is a Fan-Created Comment on MileHighReport.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff of MHR

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I guess

I should take solace in that my team stopped the Wildebeests from being undefeated so far.

"Never Surrender Dreams" - Inscription on J. Michael Straczynski's bench

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ Oates on Nov 22, 2008 11:20 AM MST reply actions   0 recs

Champagne?

Mercurt Morris owes you a Thank You card!

Here we go again: http://thefulldeck.blogspot.com/

by ejruiz on Nov 22, 2008 1:24 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

The Guru´s team will not stop me!! :)) Go Brazil Devils!!

by LucasBrazil on Nov 22, 2008 7:25 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

Forgot to mention:

Feel free to use this as a fantasy open thread! Discuss who’s helping/hurting your team, talk trash, pray to the fantasy gods, whatever!

If Mike Shanahan were a hotdog, would you eat him? I know I would. Hell, I'd eat him twice.

by papigrande on Nov 22, 2008 7:36 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

your signature

is disturbing…

Mountains, forest, sea: these render man fierce, but yet do not destroy the man.

by Jeremy Bolander on Nov 22, 2008 8:32 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha-

it’s based off Will Ferrel’s impersonation of Harry Caray

If Mike Shanahan were a hotdog, would you eat him? I know I would. Hell, I'd eat him twice.

by papigrande on Nov 22, 2008 8:47 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Hillis or Chris Johnson?

anyone have a preference on who should start out of the above two?

Mountains, forest, sea: these render man fierce, but yet do not destroy the man.

by Jeremy Bolander on Nov 22, 2008 8:31 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

Nevermind

I decided to bench Portis. I’m hoping they just give him the week off so he can get healthy. He has been awesome all yar, but now is not the time for him to be struggling to score points! I’m gonna need him!

Mountains, forest, sea: these render man fierce, but yet do not destroy the man.

by Jeremy Bolander on Nov 22, 2008 9:59 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Zappa is shaking in his boots.

A defensive TD already for the Vikings!! 7.4-0 WILDEBEESTS!

If Mike Shanahan were a hotdog, would you eat him? I know I would. Hell, I'd eat him twice.

by papigrande on Nov 23, 2008 11:07 AM MST reply actions   0 recs

Game of the Week update:

Wildebeests 46.7, Beavers 38.3

Wildebeests getting huge days from Tony Gonzalez (12 points), Vikings D (12 points), and Rian Lindell (12 points)

Beavers riding Marshawn Lynch (12.5 points) and Calvin Johnson (11.6 points)

If Mike Shanahan were a hotdog, would you eat him? I know I would. Hell, I'd eat him twice.

by papigrande on Nov 23, 2008 12:59 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

Make it 17 points for the Vikings D as they force and recover another fumble.

On the day, the Vikes have a sack, 3 forced fumbles and 3 fumble recoveries, one of which was returned for a touchdown.

If Mike Shanahan were a hotdog, would you eat him? I know I would. Hell, I'd eat him twice.

by papigrande on Nov 23, 2008 1:01 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

The Texrams are EXPLODING!

Holy crap, ejruiz! What did you do? Mile High Salute on the way, methinks.

If Mike Shanahan were a hotdog, would you eat him? I know I would. Hell, I'd eat him twice.

by papigrande on Nov 23, 2008 1:53 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

UPDATE: 90 - 88.5 Wildebeests

Beests shouldn’t have sat Michael Turner. Oh well. Giants can run their game out, which means no more points for Kurt Warner. That means that Antonio Gates has to outscore Aaron Rodgers and Lance Moore/Donald Driver by at least 1.6. Not happening.

If Mike Shanahan were a hotdog, would you eat him? I know I would. Hell, I'd eat him twice.

by papigrande on Nov 23, 2008 5:22 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

Wildebeests win.

If Mike Shanahan were a hotdog, would you eat him? I know I would. Hell, I'd eat him twice.

by papigrande on Nov 23, 2008 5:23 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

argh!

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Tim Lynch on Nov 24, 2008 10:45 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

hehehe...

It’s not official yet. If Aaron Rodgers throws for about 70 yards or Lance Moore catches for about 36 yards, it will be. So unless they both get hurt in the first quarter, game over. I wish I would have started Michael Turner, though… I want to CRUSH you Zappa, not just beat you. lol

If Mike Shanahan were a hotdog, would you eat him? I know I would. Hell, I'd eat him twice.

by papigrande on Nov 24, 2008 5:02 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

The Texrams are banned from the league

for illegal substance abuse. Seriously, 166 points?! (ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX?!?!?!?!?!?!?!) (?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!) That’s a lot of points. The Beests couls have as many as 142, but unfortunately I accepted advice from my dad’s friends and started Jamal Lewis again instead. Lame. That’s the last time I’ll start him. Anyone making a playoff run wanna trade for Lewis and Benjarvus Green-Ellis? Purlease? I could use another WR…

If Mike Shanahan were a hotdog, would you eat him? I know I would. Hell, I'd eat him twice.

by papigrande on Nov 23, 2008 6:36 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

With an additional

75 points on Texrams bench. I took my starters out of the game after the first quarter when the score was 121-10. No need to risk injuries!

When asked for comment the Toiler’s head coach merely said, “Tarnation, they was good!”

Mountains, forest, sea: these render man fierce, but yet do not destroy the man.

by Jeremy Bolander on Nov 23, 2008 9:40 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LANCE MOORE!!! LANCE MOORE!!! LANCE MOORE!!! LANCE MOORE!!! LANCE MOORE!!!
 
WILDEBEESTS WIN!!! WILDEBEESTS WIN!!!

If Mike Shanahan were a hotdog, would you eat him? I know I would. Hell, I'd eat him twice.

by papigrande on Nov 24, 2008 7:03 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

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