Well, I can't believe we're here boys and girls, but here we stand. Here's the real story as broke by the Rocky Mountain News:
Apparently, Shanahan is gone b/c he and Pat got into a pissing match over Bob Slowik's future with the team. Bowlen wanted him gone but Shanny wouldn't do it.
So, here's to Bob Slowik, the yoko ono of the broncos organization. Shanny pulls a John Lennon by hooking up with a questionable chick, Pat gets preterbed and says ditch her or else, and BOOM. The Beatles, I mean Broncos are no more.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
We're back in the USSR!