I just wanted to share an ongoing battle I have had over the years with my Brother-in-law(hereafter referred to as the EBIL, evil brother-in-law) who lives in Minneappolis, Minnesota.  

It started when I married my wife 13 years ago.  The EBIL started giving me heck about my Broncos all the time even though his Vikings weren't the greatest back then either.  I always got phone calls whenever the Broncos lost.  Keep in mind it was lighthearted fun stuff and has remained that way ever since.  Anyway, I started to return the favor whenever possible.  Whenever the Vikings lost he would get a phone call, if he wasn't home I would use up the entire message time going on and on about how awful the vikings were.  The pranks started in 2001, the EBIL and his family were out here in Colorado visiting and he was running his mouth as usual about the decline of my beloved Broncos.  Well, one afternoon when we were running around town so our wives could shop, I ran across some Bronco sticker packets.  I managed to buy them without him seeing me and when we got back home, I stuck them all over his company laptop.  Then later on we asked him to look something up on the internet for us so we could all see his reaction.  It was priceless.  LOL 

We live on a ranch in SE Colorado and have chickens, it was the chickens that provided his opportunity to get even with me.  He managed to catch one of the white ones and spray painted it purple and yellow.  He was pretty proud of himself and I vowed to get even.  One of his sons wore a Randy Moss jersey.  One evening I got into his son's suitcase and stole the jersey, wrote loser and other unkind words pertaining to Mr. Moss in permanant marker.  The next day the kid was all upset so I offered to replace the jersey.  I took the kid to town and bought him a much better jersey than he had before, an Eddie Mac jersey. 

LOL, other than the phone calls, the fued stayed right there until the next visit from the EBIL and his family.  About 2004 they were out to see us one summer and he painted my cattle working chute purple and yellow.  I let that one go as he was on his toes and waiting for me to pull something.  I bided my time and the next winter when we were out visiting the EBIL, I got to know one of his neighbors pretty well and offered to pay him once every few months to apply a Broncos bumper sticker to the EBIL's car.  The neighbor agreed and so every few months I get a call from the EBIL trying to figure out how I am getting this done. 

LOL I have a master plan to end it once and for all but I need the Broncos to win the Super Bowl again.  Since he lives in the city, I think this plan will be the final humiliation for him.  I intend to paint an adult chicken blue and orange and have it shipped right to his office where he is a claims manager for progressive.  I have checked this out thoroughly and it can be done, all I need is for the Broncos to win the Super Bowl again.  So the sooner our Broncos can win it the better, that'll be a great year!!!!!!!!! 

I would be interested to hear about anybody elses personal prank battles in defense of out beloved Broncos.