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Zozobra! Just what the Broncos need to kill the blues.

With some people still feeling blue with the suspension and injuries for the Broncos, there is a possible cure! Zozobra, a huge marionette built in Santa Fe, is a good way to make you feel better. People will fill Zozobra with anything negative (divorce papers, bankruptcy, anything else that has made people blue in the past year). This thng moans and groans, then they set the thing on fire (not the smartest thing to do in dry New Mexico). Maybe anything negative on the Broncos would work. Perhaps some Henry, Walker and Rice jerseys would be perfect to destroy and take our blues away. The Zozobra will be "set aflame" on September 4, so it will be a fresh start for the new season. See here

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I'll burn some broncos stuff

I’m on my way down there tomorrow

by Denverjhawk on Aug 7, 2008 11:18 AM MDT reply reply   0 recs

flying to ABQ?

fader nation is a conquered nation

The creator of the following names:

conquered fader nation
Phyllis and his merry men

by mdierk on Aug 7, 2008 11:19 AM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

don't nod off before Raton Pass then

fader nation is a conquered nation

The creator of the following names:

conquered fader nation
Phyllis and his merry men

by mdierk on Aug 7, 2008 12:06 PM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

careful across Wolf Creek Pass near Pagosa Springs too...

my grandma almost drove us off a cliff there once when I was a kid. Never trusted her driving since…with good reason too. She’s been T-bones 3 times in the past 6 years…. lol

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Aug 7, 2008 11:15 PM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

My dad did that

every time we drove the Rio Grande Canyon between Velarde and Taos at night. He told us half-way through that the oncoming cars’ lights looked like Mickey Mouse ears and he wasn’t really sure whether they were in our lane or not!

Definitely need a drink before doing that again!

"It's all over Fat Man"

- Tom Jackson to John Madden 1977 AFC Championship Game

by DesertBroncoFan on Aug 7, 2008 11:29 PM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

try driving between Taos and Chama at night....

you drive over the Rio Grande Gorge Bridge and the San Juan Mountains…..almost hit the biggest elk I’ve seen in my life on that road.

fader nation is a conquered nation

The creator of the following names:

conquered fader nation
Phyllis and his merry men

by mdierk on Aug 7, 2008 11:44 PM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

dang, I would have sped up just to claim the antelers on that baby.

insurance would have covered it…if you survived. :)

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Aug 8, 2008 1:12 AM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

700 lb elk vs 99 Tacoma 4x4?

Could be a win, but lots of collateral damage to me

fader nation is a conquered nation

The creator of the following names:

conquered fader nation
Phyllis and his merry men

by mdierk on Aug 8, 2008 6:56 AM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Aww, if you were alone it would have been worth it.

Not worth it if you had other lives to worry about in the car. ;) You don’t need a hunting license if you kill the darn thing with your car!!

Remember…the faster you hit the beast the more likely you will kill it on impact. And a 700 LB elk is no match for a 2 ton 4X4. :P

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Aug 8, 2008 10:39 AM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

requiring a hopsital visit and being 60 miles from a hospital does not bode well.

fader nation is a conquered nation

The creator of the following names:

conquered fader nation
Phyllis and his merry men

by mdierk on Aug 8, 2008 11:07 AM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

but at least you get to keep the elk corpse!

write down that you want to be buried with the elk if you aren’t found in time. ;)

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Aug 8, 2008 12:36 PM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

but at least you get to keep the elk corpse!

write down that you want to be buried with the elk if you aren’t found in time. ;)

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Aug 8, 2008 12:36 PM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I do miss NM

There is only One Moment—this moment—the Eternal Moment of Now

by sirsam on Aug 7, 2008 1:16 PM MDT reply reply   0 recs

you could add all of the articles of....

Bernie Lincicome and Mark “Chicken Little” Kiszla in the Zozobra and that flame will last for a week!!

fader nation is a conquered nation

The creator of the following names:

conquered fader nation
Phyllis and his merry men

by mdierk on Aug 7, 2008 1:26 PM MDT reply reply   0 recs

what about Bill Williamson?

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Aug 7, 2008 11:16 PM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

he never wrote enough to privode kindling for Zozobra

fader nation is a conquered nation

The creator of the following names:

conquered fader nation
Phyllis and his merry men

by mdierk on Aug 7, 2008 11:42 PM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

oh, i thought we were just throwing crap on the fire.

crap burns right?

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Aug 8, 2008 1:13 AM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

only if it is dried

fader nation is a conquered nation

The creator of the following names:

conquered fader nation
Phyllis and his merry men

by mdierk on Aug 8, 2008 6:56 AM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I

wanna put my ex in. Will that help?

by broncfanstuckinsd on Aug 8, 2008 5:37 PM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

LOL...

sorry we don’t condne murder here.

fader nation is a conquered nation

The creator of the following names:

conquered fader nation
Phyllis and his merry men

by mdierk on Aug 9, 2008 2:57 PM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs


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