A Bronco Fans Guide to La La Land
by Tim Lynch on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 AM MDT
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PrintWe have all heard about La La Land, but here is your official guide to La La Land. A Constitution of sorts. Or perhaps a guide to true happiness.
1. Anything that is not good concerning the Broncos, shall not be discussed.
2. All predictions of the future must be approved by Mike Clark or Zappa.
3. Feelings such as; despair, sadness, anger, frustration, pessimism, or any other negative feeling is forbidden while in La La Land.
4. The Broncos rule all.
5. Raiders, Chargers, and Chiefs suck butt.
These rules, amendments, guidelines or whatever you want to call them are to be followed diligently at all times while visiting or residing in La La Land. Anyone found to be in violation of these rules shall be deported immediately to the Real World of misery and despair. Repeat offenders will be dealt with by Chuck Norris.
La La Land national motto: 13-3 Baby!
La La Land national mascot: Kool Aid Man, Oh Yeaahhhh!
La La Land national anthem: Ain't No Mountain High Enough
I hope you have found this guide to be helpful and informative. May the Broncos be with you.
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Official Ammendment:
Koolaid Man is the official mascot of La La Land.
He appears to moonlight for the KC Chiefs, so Kool Aid man will be getting a visit from Chuck here pretty soon.
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
LOL
Great guide Zappa!!
Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!
Love it...
although you might as well make the motto 19-0
-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Nah, 13-3 is an absolute term...anything below that is blasphemy, anything above is just exceeding La La Land expectations which is a must.
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
or something like that....
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
I'm with jhawk...
It seems like the “3” in 13-3 would constitute something that is “not good concerning the Broncos”, and subsequently, “shall not be discussed.” It seems like a fatal flaw in an otherwise promising philosophical foundation.
by UnarmingMermaid on Sep 18, 2008 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions
Your logic is disconcerning.
I must consult Ju Ju the Monkey God to see if this is indeed a fatal flaw in the La La Land ethos. I will get back to you on this.
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
Ok, Ju Ju the Monkey God has stated the following:
“Indeed the number 3 indicates something bad happened to the Broncos. However, the 13 also indicates greatness and domination, thus overruling the 3. 13 also signifies that the Broncos shall win their Division and the first round bye, thus again overshadowing the obvious minor flaw of the 3. Therefore, the term "13-3 Baby” is seen by all as a promising development while outwardly seeming realistic to potential skeptics, thus drawing even more fans into the La La Land realm."
Besides, Chuck Norris told me to make it right no matter what the cost.
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
That's what I figured! :D
…just thought I’d check.
by UnarmingMermaid on Sep 18, 2008 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions
LOL--You are outdoing yourself with this post Zappa.....
Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!
I am in a satiric mood.
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
about time zappa
May la la land exceed expectations
The quest is the Highway to the Danger Zone-Kenny loggins
Request song change for La-La land
How about AC-DC: Thunderstruck
"How do the berries taste Ralph?" Bart Simpson
"They taste like burning." Ralph Wigam
Broncoman
I picked my 8 year old daughters favorite song,
but it can be voted upon by La La Land members only. You know who you are(ie, all of us at various times of this year). lol
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
La La Land
I thought the theme song would be Danger Zone.
Question: Will Chuck Norris deal with repeat offenders by Red Bulling them?
Victor Frankl:
What man actually needs is not a tensionless state but rather the striving and struggling for some goal worthy of him. What he needs is not the discharge of tension at any cost, but the call of a potential meaning waiting to be fulfilled by him.
Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms – to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.
Chuck Norris will stare at them, thus they will be vaporized.
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
Do we need a La La Land?
It’s nice sitting in “Reality” and watching the Broncos win games.
"Greater is an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a sheep" Defoe
I do
Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!
Thats the point...
La La Land is merging with reality. Mike and I don’t look so crazy now do we? :P
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
Zappa---Its been a fun post if nothing else.
Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!
I was in the mood and I thought it would be fun to make a La La Land post.
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
Dont mix
Orange and blue kool-aid with Vodka. I did that on New years Eve 1993. I did that because we ran out of lemonade. Well the next morning was the worst hangover in the history of bad hangovers, I could not get out of bed without the room spinning. That lasted for over 24 hours
Love is a razor and I have walked the line on that silver blade
by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 18, 2008 4:22 PM MDT reply actions
Amazing...I was 14 and got drunk for the first time.
I mixed apple juice with my friends mom’s 30 year old bottle of jim beam. (shivers uncontrollably) After the first two mixed drinks I was drinking it straight and ended up passed out in his bathtub with my pants and undies down around my ankles. I was going to tell the whole story, but after re-reading it I deleted it. lol I was asking myself how the hell I ever made it this far…I did some really dumb ass things when I was young. aye aye aye!
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
on my 19th birthday
in Yokosuka, Japan ( now I have been in contry for about 30 days) my friends take me out on my birthday to a local watering hole and the give me jack and cokes alternated by Chu-Hi’s ( local drink of some carbonated drink and a local white liquor) well I got totally smashed, and ralphed. To this day I cant drink Jack or even smell it without getting a little sick
Love is a razor and I have walked the line on that silver blade
by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 18, 2008 4:33 PM MDT up reply actions
I am that way with Jim Beam....I also refuse to drink apple juice. Though I never ralphed.
I did puke on my wedding night. I drank champaygne all day then drank ONE BEER. Talk about a deadly combo…I was puking foam for about 30 minutes on the side of the road with my new wife patting me on the back after she used a nearby sprinkler to hose off the floor mat I initially barfed on. It was the most painful hurl I’ve ever experienced. lol
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
well
I was at a bar last night, to watch my Buffs beat WVU. Some Charger clown (after 3 pitchers) came up to me to talk smack. ( I had on my new Broncos shirt- cuz I dont own a CU one) and was getting all beligerent, saying how SD kicked our ass and the Broncos were lucky and SD will make the playoffs and crap like that. Then he had the balls to say denver couldnt even make the playoffs. So I kindly reminded him both teams were not in the SB, he said SD would be this year and win it and srew Denver, so I asked him if they won how many SB wins would that give them. He got even more pissed. What made even worse is a fader fan (i cant believe this) help defend me. What is this world coming to when Bronco and fader fans are in agreement how SD is a bunch of whinny a$$ punks.
Love is a razor and I have walked the line on that silver blade
by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 19, 2008 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions
Must be Bizzaro-World
All Ready
~D Will
by Best In The West on Sep 19, 2008 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions
Like I said, both Broncos and Fader fans know there is something wrong
with the league when the Chargers are at the top.
It should be like this:
Broncos
Raiders
Chiefs
then 8 wins less: The Chargers.
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
Shoulda punched them both out!
"If Denver beats us, I'll walk back to Detroit" - Alex Karras
by Denver Diehard on Sep 21, 2008 1:39 AM MDT up reply actions
I'm not going to ask why your pants were around your ankles.
Besides, you were unconcious man. Don’t blame yourself. We don’t.
: )
"Greater is an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a sheep" Defoe
by Steve Nichols on Sep 18, 2008 5:11 PM MDT up reply actions
(This was what I was told)I asked my best friends older sister to help me, ah, "aim".
her aim was right good, with a frying pan. Perhaps “passed out” is a loose term, try “knocked out”. Never messed with her again.
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
I like your version MUCH better than what I was thinking.
"Greater is an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a sheep" Defoe
by Steve Nichols on Sep 18, 2008 6:06 PM MDT up reply actions
I am cursed with almost perfect recall the day after
Unfortunately, perfect memory does not imply perfect judgement. That’s why I just keep things mellow with a brew or two or a glass of wine, the hard stuff gets me too amped.
by Arctic Bronco on Sep 18, 2008 11:38 PM MDT up reply actions
I do not drink like that anymore....kids do stupid stuff, just glad I'm still alive. lol
I prefer a brewsky or two as well…although I get too amped up anyway so it doesnt matter.
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
I would also say don't mix sunkiss with Yukon Jack
That was a horrible night
"How do the berries taste Ralph?" Bart Simpson
"They taste like burning." Ralph Wigam
Broncoman
Upside-Down Margaritas
I didn’t move into the dorms until my second semester (after living with the folks first semester) and on one of my first nights, I ended up doing 14-15 Upside-Down Margaritas! REALLY BAD NEWS.
Sometime after I passed out, someone wandered by my room and rolled me over so that WHEN I puked, I wouldn’t choke on it. I was hung over for 3 days.
Needless to say, I didn’t learn my lesson about Tequila, though I have never done another Upside-Downer (though someone tried to get me to do it one night in TJ). I make a pretty mean Margarita, but since I can control how much Tequila goes in, I get just the right about of buzz…
"It's all over Fat Man" - Tom Jackson to John Madden 1977 AFC Championship Game
"I love your analysis of our team. Its kinda like watching a spider monkey trying to figure out a jar of peanuts.. you know whats going on.. you know whats in there, but to actually figure it out, is just a bit beyond your mental skills..."
- Bronco Dano
by DesertBroncoFan on Sep 19, 2008 11:10 AM MDT up reply actions
Permanent resident.
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
Great post Zappa---very fun!
Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!
I would like to thank Zappa for this post...and apologize for getting him entangled.
Last spring when I saw the character of our draft I just drifted away into the ‘la-la-land-of-pre-season-feel-goods’—still there kinda. Then we learn of Jay’s diabetes and the loss of thirty plus pounds last season. To many of you this at first seemed a disaster—but I had a great grandfther that had no legs because of diabetes—and I knew all about what it meant—and knew that with todays understanding of sugar problems—Jay was about to get better.
This only added to my excitement and statements of la-la-land became my way of putting nay-sayers down.
During this time a very sane, ‘Zappa’ was looking at the schedule and telling everyone, “13-3 baby”….
Trust me, I will always be just a somebody—but mostly a nobody—here in MHR. I glomed onto the 13-3 baby and begin to use it in my few posts—and occasional comments. Because of the ‘13-3 baby’ the very brite Zappa began to show up with my name relating to la-la-land….as if Zappa had lost contact with reality—when in truth it is I that have no contact with reality.
Zappa, only one strong and kind would do a post dedicated to la-la-land………..thanks.
Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!
And Zappa is right-on bye the way!
Read his guide before entering the relm of La La land.
Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!
La La Land was one of the more fun aspects of this offseason.
Hopefully we can be in this euphoric place all season long! Before you know it, everyone of us will be residents in La La Land!!!! Which means we’ll be winning Super Bowls baby!
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
Ruel # 2 is why
I won’t join la la land.
Even if I did have a tilted keel and predicted a perfect season, I would need permission. Then of course if I tried to reason by random events of reality, I would need permission.
Nope. No kool aid for me, I’ll stick to Bacardi and Coke.
It is fun watching the LLL alumni though!
Go get em boy’s!
"If Denver beats us, I'll walk back to Detroit" - Alex Karras
ha. that rule is in place to make sure no horrible predictions like 12-4 make it through. :P
predict perfection all you want. haha
If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08
Nice Zappa
I know “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” is the national anthem, however I am becoming quite fond of “Danger Zone” :)
"It doesn't dissipate" ~ Mike Shanahan
Cutler's 4th qtr/OT game winning drives: 4
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