Report: Elway Engaged To Former Raider Cheerleader

Elway is only 48...

time has not been good to John

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by Denverjhawk on Sep 26, 2008 3:05 PM MDT 0 recs

Elway

As long as they are both retired…if he can see past it, I guess we can too.

Or it puts new meaning in the thought that Love is BLIND!

by gr8st8fan on Sep 26, 2008 3:23 PM MDT 0 recs

I like it...

Elway saw one last chance to stick it to the Raiders and did it!

It’s like dating your enemies sister, a last chance F you Raiders courtesy of number 7! Elway might be an evil genius…

by bhsmarine on Sep 26, 2008 3:54 PM MDT 0 recs

little over the top bhsmarine isn’t it. The headline did manage to catch my eye and turn my stomach at the same time. The man, I am, sure has good taste but this is sick, wrong and discusting. I would rather dive head first into my own vomit after eating magotty old bread than to have read that wedding anouncement. Thanks alot sportsguru!

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by sabp on Sep 26, 2008 4:00 PM MDT 0 recs

Elway. Raiderette.

For some reason that just feels like a major insult to the raider nation. lol I love it!

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Sep 26, 2008 4:04 PM MDT up 0 recs

No insult to us

shows we have top notch cheerleaders. Even Al can’t screw that up. Elway knew where to look to find quality. That’s why he didn’t marry a Bronco cheerleader.

by Raider76 on Sep 26, 2008 4:28 PM MDT up 0 recs

lol

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Sep 26, 2008 4:29 PM MDT up 0 recs

Wow

Enough to make Al roll over in his grave. Oh wait, Al isn’t dead.

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by wyoeng on Sep 26, 2008 4:07 PM MDT 0 recs

Are you sure he isnt dead? Looksit to me!

"If Denver beats us, I'll walk back to Detroit" - Alex Karras

by Denver Diehard on Sep 27, 2008 2:18 AM MDT up 0 recs

This is a good thing

Looks like Elway has turned another person from the dark side.
The nicest thing I can say about the raiders, is that she HAS to be hot. The faders do have some hot cheerleaders

Love is a razor and I have walked the line on that silver blade

by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 26, 2008 4:10 PM MDT 0 recs

Elway has done his best to shed his Bronco past.

It makes you wonder just how hard it was for him under all that scrutiny for all those years…

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Sep 26, 2008 4:14 PM MDT up 0 recs

I agree

I think he wanted to distance himself from the Broncos, because he is the Broncos for most of the country. I mean is all his success worth being under that glare he has/had to endure.

Love is a razor and I have walked the line on that silver blade

by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 26, 2008 4:19 PM MDT up 0 recs

My favorite

http://www.raiders.com/Raiderettes/CheerleaderBio.aspx?id=712

by Raider76 on Sep 26, 2008 4:30 PM MDT up 0 recs

I must wait until I get to work to open this....PC 95% female office here. lol

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Sep 26, 2008 4:34 PM MDT up 0 recs

I had to sneak to look at it

but I’m quick with the mouse.

by Raider76 on Sep 26, 2008 4:37 PM MDT up 0 recs

i get off in 15 minutes and will be home in 45, so I can wait. lol

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Sep 26, 2008 4:47 PM MDT up 0 recs

Win.

by SlamDunkTheFunk on Sep 26, 2008 4:48 PM MDT up 0 recs

Must....resist....temptation...

Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A (Eddie) Royale with cheese.
Jules: A (Eddie) Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart mother******. That's right. The metric system.

by Elway4Prez on Sep 26, 2008 11:24 PM MDT up 0 recs

She's not...

http://www.denverbroncos.com/page.php?id=117&contentID=8818

A raven-haired goddess.

by JR_G on Sep 27, 2008 5:17 AM MDT up 0 recs

Gross.

That’s all.

by SlamDunkTheFunk on Sep 26, 2008 4:10 PM MDT 0 recs

My first reaction is:

“Well, Elway’s done with his career, he can do whatever he wants. Kinda weird, but hey. So long as he’s happy.”

Now, if it was Cutler engaged to a faiders cheerleader, I doubt I would be reacting so maturely. In fact, we might have good reason to request his head on a pike.

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by Silverblood on Sep 26, 2008 5:15 PM MDT 0 recs

I'm cool with it and wish them all the best.

I mean his career has been over for some time now and he did win two Super Bowls for the Broncos so it’s all good.

"It doesn't dissipate" ~ Mike Shanahan

Cutler's 4th qtr/OT game winning drives: 4

by weazel on Sep 27, 2008 1:40 AM MDT up 0 recs

Setting all of the joking aside,

I wish John and his new wife all of the best. John’s done a lot for Denver fans, and he’s had some pretty rough times after retirement. I hope they have great times.

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by hoosierteacher on Sep 26, 2008 5:16 PM MDT 0 recs

As John Elway's (self-proclaimed) biggiest fan...

…I’m hoping I get invited to the wedding

Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A (Eddie) Royale with cheese.
Jules: A (Eddie) Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart mother******. That's right. The metric system.

by Elway4Prez on Sep 26, 2008 5:22 PM MDT 0 recs

i am his biggest fan. Chuck Norris can vouch for that.

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Sep 26, 2008 6:14 PM MDT up 0 recs

I thought Chuck Norris was John's biggest fan...

or is John Elway, Chuck in disguise?

To have striven, to have made the effort, to have been true to certain ideals - this alone is worth the struggle. - William Penn

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by Philistine21 on Sep 26, 2008 6:22 PM MDT up 0 recs

O yeah?!?!?

Well do you have a vial of John’s blood that you wear around your neck?

Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A (Eddie) Royale with cheese.
Jules: A (Eddie) Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart mother******. That's right. The metric system.

by Elway4Prez on Sep 26, 2008 7:38 PM MDT up 0 recs

creepy...I have a collection of finger and toe nail clippings from Elway that I glue over my own finger and toe nails.

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Sep 26, 2008 9:20 PM MDT up 0 recs

How about I'll let you taste a drop of his blood if you give me a half pound of his toenail clippings?

Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A (Eddie) Royale with cheese.
Jules: A (Eddie) Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart mother******. That's right. The metric system.

by Elway4Prez on Sep 26, 2008 11:18 PM MDT up 0 recs

for your sake,

i hope you are kidding. i really do.

hear me, perpetrators of bread crime, your punishment is at hand.
taste my blintzkrieg!

by davecheffy on Sep 26, 2008 10:16 PM MDT up 0 recs

the blood, that is.

why does the “reply” action end up in the wrong spot alot, anyway? drives me nuts

hear me, perpetrators of bread crime, your punishment is at hand.
taste my blintzkrieg!

by davecheffy on Sep 26, 2008 10:17 PM MDT up 0 recs

Yeah cuz the part about his nails is so much more rational...

Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A (Eddie) Royale with cheese.
Jules: A (Eddie) Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart mother******. That's right. The metric system.

by Elway4Prez on Sep 26, 2008 11:20 PM MDT up 0 recs

lol

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

by Zappa on Sep 27, 2008 12:20 AM MDT up 0 recs

shes a babe!

"If Denver beats us, I'll walk back to Detroit" - Alex Karras

by Denver Diehard on Sep 26, 2008 6:46 PM MDT 0 recs

Nice!! She's a cougar!!

Suck it, Evil Al!!

3-0.

by papigrande on Sep 26, 2008 11:21 PM MDT up 0 recs

i love it!

my friends all want a bronco cheerleader(in dreamland), but i always wanted a raiderette, for reasons i won’t get into detail with here. if she ends up taking half, then i guess the joke is on him. seriously, though, this has got to be a litttle uneasy at times. but it appears they are above it, and more power to them. that must have been one hell of an infommercial, and i heard he asked her like 3 times in a row before she said yes on what must have seemed like 3rd-and-long. let’s just hope al davis didn’t hire her to ruin elway’s name(i wouldn’t put it past him), since he couldn’t ruin his game

hear me, perpetrators of bread crime, your punishment is at hand.
taste my blintzkrieg!

by davecheffy on Sep 26, 2008 10:32 PM MDT 0 recs

He came, he conquered, he took their women

Maybe their is a little scandinavian viking blook in the man. That would also explain, why he had such a great career.

by Jeeeeens on Sep 27, 2008 2:14 AM MDT 0 recs

I say stick it to the Raiders anyway you can....including their Cheerleaders

Way to go Duke!

"If Denver beats us, I'll walk back to Detroit" - Alex Karras

by Denver Diehard on Sep 27, 2008 2:20 AM MDT 0 recs

I say stick it to in the Raiders anyway you can….including their Cheerleaders

Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A (Eddie) Royale with cheese.
Jules: A (Eddie) Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart mother******. That's right. The metric system.

by Elway4Prez on Sep 27, 2008 11:48 AM MDT 0 recs