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The Donkeys Will Be 0-1, 60 Minutes Into Their Season:

J-russ_tiny by saint on

It is going to feel so good, to get the morning paper next Tuesday and read:

Oakland 1-0

Broncos 0-1

I'll sit on my throne and recall all of the plays that made next Monday so memorable.

Perhaps it will be Javon Walker scoring a touchdown and then running up to the "Rat" and pointing to his knee, ala Dante Cullpepper to the fans in Miami last season.

Maybe it will be D-Mac bursting up the middle and then cutting on a dime and taking the perfect route to the right corner of the end zone.

Could it be Michael Huff, Nnamdi, DeAngelo, Thomas Howard, Kirk Morrison and Gibril Wilson tallying 5 picks?

Nah, I bet it will be Derek Burgess coming around the right tackle and with a JARRING hit seperating Jay Cutler from the ball and then Big Daddy Terdell Sands rumbling into the end zone.

I really can't say which of these plays "would" be my favorite, but I do know this:

THERE IS NO WAY THAT THE BRONCOS WILL COME INTO OAKLAND, ON MONDAY NIGHT, ON GENE UPSHAW'S NIGHT AND LEAVE WITH A VICTORY!!!

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?????

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Go back to the mental hospital.....

Saint, you need to check yourself back into hospital man, you are CLEARLY delusional.

by boydy2669 on Sep 3, 2008 11:29 AM MDT   0 recs

Let's Make a Board Bet:

Stakes?

Heck, Vegas has the Broncos as favorites!!! LMAO!!!

Pride And Poise!!!

by saint on Sep 3, 2008 11:53 AM MDT to parent up   0 recs

saint--been eating them mushrooms again--haven't you?!

Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!

by Mike Clark on Sep 3, 2008 12:22 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

must be stronger than our own Bronco kool aid too!!!

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 12:25 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!

by Mike Clark on Sep 3, 2008 12:26 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Out here in SF

We take both at once. And go dancing.

Oddly enough you end up loving USF Dons basketball (and still hatin’ the stinkin’ raiders). Who knew!?

by jonahsilas on Sep 3, 2008 1:30 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

HAHAHAHA!!!!

True True!!!

Pride And Poise!!!

by saint on Sep 3, 2008 1:59 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!

by Mike Clark on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

saint--You guys have such a great sense of humor.

Too bad you have to put your tallents towards such a faded nation.

Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!

by Mike Clark on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

I guess people in the Bay area need to guard their backside...

is that what you’re saying.

Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!

by Mike Clark on Sep 3, 2008 2:11 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Especially when we play

the Brokeback Broncos.

by Raider76 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL .........very good Raider

Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!

by Mike Clark on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

still foes...yet friends?

Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!

by Mike Clark on Sep 3, 2008 2:51 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes. This has been fun.

I have soo much work to do but yet I have gotten nothing done. I am going to get fired. This has definately given me a nice boost of energy today. I love it.

by Raider76 on Sep 3, 2008 2:54 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

Pride And Poise!!!

by saint on Sep 3, 2008 3:04 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL have fun

Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!

by Mike Clark on Sep 3, 2008 3:04 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

ditto.....

luckily i work for the government…no one is watching. lol

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 3:09 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

YOU ARE GOING DOWN BROTHER....D-O-W-N

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 11:34 AM MDT   0 recs

lol!!!! I too am married, so I feel your pain!!! lol

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 11:49 AM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Denver will make sure that the "conquered"....

will remain with the conquered fader nation!

fader nation is a conquered nation

"Jerry Jones is Al Davis with a smile!"

The creator of the following names: conquered fader nation, Phyllis and his merry men

by mdierk on Sep 3, 2008 11:35 AM MDT   0 recs

You guys know...

where Saint lives….Go get him!

-TSG

www.milehighreport.com

by JohnnyB(TSG) on Sep 3, 2008 11:40 AM MDT   0 recs

Be nice waver

Hey TSG:

Silver and Black Pride have a requirement to joining:

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 You must be a member of Silver And Black Pride to participate.
Would you like to join?

Don’t be mean.

 I agree to these terms

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A “Don’t Be Mean” requirment from a Raiders site? I’m shocked!

Victor Frankl:

What man actually needs is not a tensionless state but rather the striving and struggling for some goal worthy of him. What he needs is not the discharge of tension at any cost, but the call of a potential meaning waiting to be fulfilled by him.

Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms – to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.

by wyoeng on Sep 3, 2008 12:17 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

What they really mean is please don't use logic, intelligence and humor to point out their failings

It’s really tough to answer critics when you only have use of 3 percent of your brain, it amazes me they can even use a keyboard. I am guessing most of their response are as follows:

F$^@ You, Raiders Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How do the berries taste Ralph?" Bart Simpson
"They taste like burning." Ralph Wigam
Broncoman

by Broncoman on Sep 3, 2008 12:21 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

lol!!!

I know I shouldn’t laugh, but its so funny because I’ve had that same phrase used at me before.

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 12:26 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Math appears to be an issue as well

from this post:

in 2007 Lawton had one more catch (4) than carry (5)

How did Lawton have 4 catches which is one more than the 5 carries he had?

"It's all over Fat Man" - Tom Jackson to John Madden 1977 AFC Championship Game

"I wouldn't say he's nowhere near T.O." - Pacman Jones on Brandon Marshall

"I love your analysis of our team. Its kinda like watching a spider monkey trying to figure out a jar of peanuts.. you know whats going on.. you know whats in there, but to actually figure it out, is just a bit beyond your mental skills..."
- Bronco Dano from DP Comments

by DesertBroncoFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:41 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

is anyone really surprised?

The only math they are good at is subraction. 10 years 340 days subtracted by 1= 10 yrs 339 days. Ya know the time left on their sentence

by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 3, 2008 12:51 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

the Raiders are pretty good at math

0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10, 0-11, 0-12, 0-13, 0-14, 0-15, 0-16 see by the end of the season each raider fan will be able to count to 16…..lmao
Its a conspiracy against us……

by okiebroncosfan on Sep 4, 2008 6:08 AM MDT to parent up   0 recs

C-O-N....................spiracy

"It's all over Fat Man" - Tom Jackson to John Madden 1977 AFC Championship Game

"I love your analysis of our team. Its kinda like watching a spider monkey trying to figure out a jar of peanuts.. you know whats going on.. you know whats in there, but to actually figure it out, is just a bit beyond your mental skills..."
- Bronco Dano from DP Comments

by DesertBroncoFan on Sep 4, 2008 9:16 AM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Overconfidence

will be your downfall. And the the Raiders’.

"Keep your head down, and inch toward daylight." - Blade of Tyshalle

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ on Sep 3, 2008 11:42 AM MDT   0 recs

lol

I never thought I’d hear the words “overconfidence” and “The Raiders” in the same sentance again….lol

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 11:49 AM MDT to parent up   0 recs

What do you mean?

They’re ALWAYS overconfident.

If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!

by Trinidad Jack on Sep 3, 2008 6:41 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

It begins.....

I figured the smack talk would start soon….late the games begin!

fader nation is a conquered nation

"Jerry Jones is Al Davis with a smile!"

The creator of the following names: conquered fader nation, Phyllis and his merry men

by mdierk on Sep 3, 2008 11:42 AM MDT   0 recs

I was hoping

for some intelligent reasoning behind the smack, but what do I expect from the fader fans.

by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 3, 2008 11:59 AM MDT   0 recs

Put down the bottle of MD 20/20 and quit sniffing so much paint fumes Saint

Here’s the cold reality you will wake to come Tuesday morning, after your wife bails you out of the detox center:

Broncos will have pretty much exposed the Raiders for what they are, a team that can’t pass and who’s defense can be run on up and down the field.

I anticpate that Denver will run up and down the field with Selvin Young and Andre Hall each getting close to 100 yards.

Cutler will wait until he is in the red zone to pick you apart with some nice balls to Shefler, Royal, and his new favorite Hillis.

Champ Bailey and Dre’ Bly each have a TD return off of Russell and Javon Walker and Lelie will be on the bench by the 3rd quarter after suffering career threatening injuries to their egos.

Raiders are off to a dynamic start to regaining control of the 1st overall draft pick for 2009.

Broncos have a nice tune up for their match-up with San Diego next week.

"How do the berries taste Ralph?" Bart Simpson
"They taste like burning." Ralph Wigam
Broncoman

by Broncoman on Sep 3, 2008 12:11 PM MDT   0 recs

I still think the Chiefs are worse....

and the Ravens, 49ers, and Falcons…so I say the Raiders are destined for the 5-7th pick of the draft in 2009. ;) Crazy Al will then draft a punter in the 1st round just to show everyone how much of a maverick he is.

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 12:13 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

They have a good punter, I am guessing a long snapper in the 1st round, that will get them over the top

Also, never underestimate a Raider team on it’s ability to implode, with Al Davis wanting to be the coach, I am guessing after the Monday night loss and three more in the following weeks, Kiffin will be fired (a relief for Kiffin) and Raiders will have someone in “the familiy” coach that team into oblivion.

"How do the berries taste Ralph?" Bart Simpson
"They taste like burning." Ralph Wigam
Broncoman

by Broncoman on Sep 3, 2008 12:15 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Your right...

perhaps another first round RB.

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 12:26 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Or perhaps they will trade us the first round for....

who else? MIKE LEACH!!!!!!

To have striven, to have made the effort, to have been true to certain ideals - this alone is worth the struggle. - William Penn

Tom Arnold, of Fox Sports Net's Best Damn Sports Show Period, said this about Warren Sapp: "Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right --- they are the dumbest team in America."

by Philistine21 on Sep 3, 2008 2:46 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

you maybe right

But the faders have the ultimate trump card which allow them to occupy their rightfull position in the basement, alice

by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 3, 2008 12:22 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

HAHAH!

That made me laugh out loud!

There is only One Moment—this moment—the Eternal Moment of Now

by sirsam on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

The Raiders aren't looking to pass.

If you look at the games we played against the Broncos last year we ran the ball more than we Threw it. We aren’t looking to air it out. We are looking to run at you.

by Raider76 on Sep 3, 2008 1:35 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

If your looking to do that...

…your going to be very dissappointed. Here is my prediction. You WILL NOT be able to get the run game going…you WILL have to pass the ball…you WILL get blitzed the hell out of…you WILL throw at least 1 interception…there ya go big guy.

There is only One Moment—this moment—the Eternal Moment of Now

by sirsam on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

I understand you must

still be in La la Land. How are you sure that you can stop the run? Until proven otherwise that is still your weakness and the run game is our strength.

by Raider76 on Sep 3, 2008 2:04 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah...

…I’ll always be in La-La Land.

There is only One Moment—this moment—the Eternal Moment of Now

by sirsam on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

You will need to check

yourself into La la land after you have a rough season this year.

by Raider76 on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

La La land, that's where you are moving too next season

A perfect place I might add, nothing as fake as Hollywood or Raider fans, at least when the Raiders move to Los Angles the Oakland fans will get to watch the games because they won’t be blacked out in the bay area.

"How do the berries taste Ralph?" Bart Simpson
"They taste like burning." Ralph Wigam
Broncoman

by Broncoman on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey! I live in la-la-land

Don’t let a faider in here!!

Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!

by Mike Clark on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

I already check in

Denver 35 faiders 14….I used to think 24-17.but I think not now.

Broncos broncos everywhere and all the league did blink,
Broncos broncos everywhere think moldy faiders stink!

by Mike Clark on Sep 3, 2008 2:27 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

I agree with this statement.

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes,Run Raider Run, Run back to your mommy after the Broncos whip ya!

"How do the berries taste Ralph?" Bart Simpson
"They taste like burning." Ralph Wigam
Broncoman

by Broncoman on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

I won't have to worry about that.

Just don’t take your toys and leave after your run D is exposed on MNF as D-Mac runs circles around you.

by Raider76 on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

D-Mac will be running, laps, after he keeps fumbling the ball.

"How do the berries taste Ralph?" Bart Simpson
"They taste like burning." Ralph Wigam
Broncoman

by Broncoman on Sep 3, 2008 2:53 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Haha...

the football Gods have smiled upon us. We open with the conquered faders. This will be an excellent warm up for our first real game of the season the following weekend.

I really hope we don’t hurt any of those cute little faders…I really would feel bad. I think they’re adorable. All piratey with that cute little eye patch thing. Their like that little kid in the Geiko commercials, “They’ll be like, ’Where’s the faders? I’m a million miles away son…waiting to strike’”. Absolutely adorable.

by UnarmingMermaid on Sep 3, 2008 1:03 PM MDT   0 recs

0-1?

Zero minus one? Negative one? Is this:

A) The average number of comments found on SaBP on a given fanpost,
B) 5 more games that the raiders are used to winning most seasons,
C) oakland’s SuperBowl record in the last decade?

Inquiring minds want to know!

(PS, How’s the newest little one coming along? On a serious note, all of our best to you and yours).

: )

"Greater is an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a sheep" Defoe

by hoosierteacher on Sep 3, 2008 1:03 PM MDT   0 recs

awesome!

LMAO in my new office. Hope the boss doesn’t happen by…

by jonahsilas on Sep 3, 2008 1:33 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

There you go with that new math...

"It's all over Fat Man" - Tom Jackson to John Madden 1977 AFC Championship Game

"I wouldn't say he's nowhere near T.O." - Pacman Jones on Brandon Marshall

"I love your analysis of our team. Its kinda like watching a spider monkey trying to figure out a jar of peanuts.. you know whats going on.. you know whats in there, but to actually figure it out, is just a bit beyond your mental skills..."
- Bronco Dano from DP Comments

by DesertBroncoFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

HT you are getting me amped up for MNF!

You and I both know the Broncos are in for battle in the Bay. We have a couple of ex Broncos on the squad and if they don’t amount to anything this season I know they will bring it for the Denver games. So throw out A,B,C because that doesn’t mean anything. It’s rivalry baby.

P.s You can admit to me we got you worried.

by Raider76 on Sep 3, 2008 2:11 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Walker's desire * Chance of bringing it this seaspn = -1

He has looked like crapola all preseason. I saw the games. He barely wants to play but is afraid Emperor Davis will do that lightning-out-of-the-fingers thing like he did to Darth Vader.

by jonahsilas on Sep 3, 2008 2:15 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

I am not one to say the Raiders are going to just be pushed aside by the Broncos,

but in the end we win. We always do…at least over the past 15 years. :)

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

bring it.

you’ll have too bring it all too.

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 3:09 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Al Davis

is a decrepid monkey skeleton.

Michael Fabiano really knows nothing about football outside of regression analysis and stat extrapolation. If it doesn’t have to do with fantasy football, his opinion is worthless.

by kwool79 on Sep 3, 2008 1:34 PM MDT   0 recs

Hey!

Don’t insult decrepit monkey skeletons like that! ;-)

by jonahsilas on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

poot!

Michael Fabiano really knows nothing about football outside of regression analysis and stat extrapolation. If it doesn’t have to do with fantasy football, his opinion is worthless.

by kwool79 on Sep 3, 2008 2:55 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

That's the sound Selvin Young Will Make When:

Gibril Wilson sticks him and ties him up like a stuck PIG!!!

Pride And Poise!!!

by saint on Sep 3, 2008 3:25 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

the next Wilson

hit and sticks someone will be the first

by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 3, 2008 3:31 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

not gonna happen. Gbril will get lost in coverage like he did in New York.

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 3:38 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

got so lost

he ended up in the bay area

by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 3, 2008 3:55 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

naw...he was given a cload of money that floated him into the bay area...

Javon walker was given a mountain of money….

absurd!

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 4:11 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

I try to read your comments, but all I end up looking at is your avatar...

what were you sayin?

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 3, 2008 2:26 PM MDT