The Donkeys Will Be 0-1, 60 Minutes Into Their Season:

Saint, you need to check yourself back into hospital man, you are CLEARLY delusional.

will remain with the conquered fader nation!

shhhh

where Saint lives….Go get him!

will be your downfall. And the the Raiders’.

I figured the smack talk would start soon….late the games begin!

for some intelligent reasoning behind the smack, but what do I expect from the fader fans.

Here’s the cold reality you will wake to come Tuesday morning, after your wife bails you out of the detox center:

Broncos will have pretty much exposed the Raiders for what they are, a team that can’t pass and who’s defense can be run on up and down the field.

I anticpate that Denver will run up and down the field with Selvin Young and Andre Hall each getting close to 100 yards.

Cutler will wait until he is in the red zone to pick you apart with some nice balls to Shefler, Royal, and his new favorite Hillis.

Champ Bailey and Dre’ Bly each have a TD return off of Russell and Javon Walker and Lelie will be on the bench by the 3rd quarter after suffering career threatening injuries to their egos.

Raiders are off to a dynamic start to regaining control of the 1st overall draft pick for 2009.

Broncos have a nice tune up for their match-up with San Diego next week.

the football Gods have smiled upon us. We open with the conquered faders. This will be an excellent warm up for our first real game of the season the following weekend.

I really hope we don’t hurt any of those cute little faders…I really would feel bad. I think they’re adorable. All piratey with that cute little eye patch thing. Their like that little kid in the Geiko commercials, “They’ll be like, ’Where’s the faders? I’m a million miles away son…waiting to strike’”. Absolutely adorable.

Zero minus one? Negative one? Is this:

A) The average number of comments found on SaBP on a given fanpost,
B) 5 more games that the raiders are used to winning most seasons,
C) oakland’s SuperBowl record in the last decade?

Inquiring minds want to know!

(PS, How’s the newest little one coming along? On a serious note, all of our best to you and yours).

: )

is a decrepid monkey skeleton.

Three words can sum up the 2008 season for the Raiders…on the clock.

You better hope it’s not the Javon Walker pointing to his knee outcome…look where Dante is now. I guess Javon Walker wanted to be there a month ago so it’s pretty fitting. They can chill and reminisce about their glory days together.

Does anyone know if there is MHR Radio tonight and if so where?