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by Zappa on Sep 5, 2008 4:07 PM MDT

I got this from http://walterfootball.com/picks.php. I like this guy, he is funny and gives good picks if you are betting the odds. I saw this exchange and I just laughed my ass off. This is his take on how it will sound in the booth at the Monday Night Football game between the Vikings and Packers:

If, for some reason, you're going to miss this game, I'll give you a preview of what Mike Tirico, Tony Kornheiser and Ron Jaworski will be talking about:

Tony Kornheiser: OMG BRETT FAVRE, OMG OMG OMG BRETT FAVRE, AARON RODGERS, OMG OMG AARON RODGERS BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE AARON RODGERS OMG OMG OMG.

Ron Jaworski: I've studied 80 hours of game film on Aaron Rodgers last night, and I believe Aaron Rodgers is an NFL-caliber quarterback.

Mike Tirico: Second-and-eight at Minnesota's 30-yard line.

Tony Kornheiser: AARON RODGERS, OMG OMG AARON RODGERS AARON RODGERS OMG OMG OMG. OMG BRETT FAVRE, BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE OMG OMG OMG BRETT FAVRE

Mike Tirico: Nice run by Adrian Peterson. Vikings at midfield.

Ron Jaworski: I've watched 150 hours of game film on Brett Favre during dinner, and I believe that Brett Favre is an NFL-caliber quarterback, but Aaron Rodgers doesn't translate to someone of Brett Favre's caliber.

Tony Kornheiser: BRETT FAVRE AARON RODGERS BRETT FAVRE AARON RODGERS BRETT FAVRE AARON RODGERS BRETT FAVRE AARON RODGERS BRETT FAVRE AARON RODGERS BRETT FAVRE AARON RODGERS BRETT FAVRE AARON RODGERS BRETT FAVRE AARON RODGERS.

The sad thing is that I like Tony-K in the booth.

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I wish people would lay of Jaws

I like Jaws, I couldn’t stand Theisman, and Tony K needs to take a hike.

"How do the berries taste Ralph?" Bart Simpson
"They taste like burning." Ralph Wigam
Broncoman

by Broncoman on Sep 5, 2008 4:18 PM MDT 0 recs

I dislike all three... :)

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 5, 2008 4:27 PM MDT up 0 recs

I agree with Broncoman (do you shout like Captain Caveman does?)

At least Jaws does his homework, unlike 85% of the other talking heads. He can be somewhat annoying, but at least he’s not spewing nonsense.

I wish Woody Paige was our coach!

by bcfunk on Sep 6, 2008 8:13 AM MDT up 0 recs

You know who really sucks?

Randy Cross. That guy needs to shut his yap.

by Jezru on Sep 5, 2008 4:25 PM MDT 0 recs

I concur with that statement also. :)

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 5, 2008 4:27 PM MDT up 0 recs

I too like Jaws

hate Korndude, Randy Cross, Don Criqui, NBC,Fox,CBS, and ESPN. I leave off TJ and Schlereth (for now) and all faders former and current

by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 5, 2008 4:32 PM MDT 0 recs

I only like all former Broncos and Bob Costa. lol

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 5, 2008 4:42 PM MDT up 0 recs

Jaws....

….said Cutler was the best of the 3 QB’s in the 06 draft. Gotta respect that.

while yet unspoken, you are master of the word. After it is spoken, the word is master of you.

by bradley on Sep 5, 2008 4:48 PM MDT 0 recs

Any moron can recognize that Cutler is head and shoulders above Young and Leinart...

It took him two years to come to that conclusion too. Jaws is also an Eagle…uhg. ;)

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 5, 2008 5:06 PM MDT up 0 recs

Man, zappa

two times I disagree with you in one fanpost (must be getting siked for our fantasy matchup this weekend!)… jaws said Cutler was the best when before/during/after that draft. He’s always had Leinart pegged for what he is—no arm/not accurate QB. Young at least had potential, but he knew he had to learn the game. Cutler was his QB. And to get onboard with a QB from Vandy tells me you know something.

I wish Woody Paige was our coach!

by bcfunk on Sep 6, 2008 8:15 AM MDT up 0 recs

Ok...I go with your statement then...

I dont like any of them so I wouldnt have known what he said prior to the draft. lol I’ll give Jaws a chance this year…but the first time he mentions Favre when Favre ain’t playing I am gonna puke all over my TV. ;)

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 6, 2008 9:33 AM MDT up 1 recs

get ready to puke

I think ESPN mandates that all of their football people suck up to that piece of crap

by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 6, 2008 11:58 AM MDT up 0 recs

not this week....I'll be tailgating in oakland. mwahahaha

no brett favre butt licking to endure week 1!!! woohoo

If God is not a Bronco fan, then WHY are sunsets Blue and Orange? - Jon Tollerud 5/22/08

I got a high ankle sprain in college and it still hurts! ~ TSG 8/13/08

by Zappa on Sep 6, 2008 1:46 PM MDT up 0 recs

Better you than me in Oakland

from Breaker Morant, one of my favorite movies: “Live every day like it may be your last – one day, you’re sure to be right”.
Seriously, have a good time.

while yet unspoken, you are master of the word. After it is spoken, the word is master of you.

by bradley on Sep 6, 2008 2:33 PM MDT up 0 recs