Funny Raider Quotes (just for fun)

by hoosierteacher on Sep 9, 2008 12:33 AM MDT

"What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."

The quote comes from Genghis Kahn (though most people will swear that it first came from the Conan the Barbarian movie).

So now, just for fun, we should read some of the game losing quotes of a vaquished foe. That's right, few things are more funny than reading the opposing team's blog when they are losing.

While we garnered a couple of thousand comments over the course of the game (many of us spread out in the eastern time zones), the raider site managed a paltry eighty something. I'm guessing they gave up pretty quick.

And despite his promises, a certain unnamed troll guest was unable to drop by and brag about his team. Go figure. On to the quotes!

Read on...

This member realizes a little late what we were writing about over the offseason (Al Davis making an error spending so much):

this is sad....
how much did we spend this offseason??

I like to believe my best HITS border on Felonious ASSAULT
-Jack Tatum

by DarksideJU08

I guess that, despite protestations to the contrary, this member's signature tells us what kind of a guy Jack Tatum really was.

Another member discovers for the first time what most of us already knew. Unsportsman like conduct is a bad thing:

This is going to be a long season.
Where is the discipline? I am tired of the Raiders making the dumbest mistakes for penalties every year.

The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.

by clarkpojo

Truth hurts:

Now I'm asking myself, "Why were you so optimistic??"
I should have seen this coming…..

I like to believe my best HITS border on Felonious ASSAULT
-Jack Tatum

by DarksideJU08

Somebody is taking "How not to run a team" lessons from Al Davis:

Is it time to bring back Art Shell?
as coach, i mean.

Hi ho.

by danh

While many raider fans bragged about their "best secondary in the league", this about sums it all up (about Deangelo Hall):

Locker room poison, too
Why the Falcons got rid of him.

"There's no such word as 'quit' in swamp buggy racing, Marigold"

by tom slick

More fans realizing the problem isn't the coach, it's the owner:

When Al put the Kabosh on Lane's firing of Rob Ryan
when we could’ve landed one of the visionary architects of the Tampa-2 defense, Monte Kiffin

We know the front office has a lot to do with tonight’s blunder.

Cal could beat the Raiders tonight.

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH

And here's the winner of the night. This fool doesn't seem to realize that the more he insults our team, the more he makes a mockery out of the team that just got blown out! We have a winner whiner:

It is one game....
and as much as I love the raiders, I hate the broncos a little more so it was wonderful seeing that your run defense is still horrible, your running attack is much worse this year, and your entire future is on the shoulders of a diabetic little fag who likes to get drunk at frat parties. That is a recipe for disaster.

by BoulderBrian

Man! If we're that bad, what does that say about your team Brian! It's talk like his that makes this post so much fun to do. I guess living in the NFL team basement does that o a guy. We wouldn't know.

Have a terrific week all! Let's do this again after the beating the Chargers next week!

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Wait...

Did Bryan just mix Leinart and Cutler up? Because I’ve never once seen pictures of Cutler at a frat party or drunk…

by JR_G on Sep 9, 2008 12:48 AM MDT 0 recs

Bryan is a typical boulder cop out d-bag,

he claims he see’s Cutler at parties

"It's the first time that I've probably ever seen a 260 pound back run into a free safety and go flat on his back, I mean it was exciting." ~John Elway

by jibbons on Sep 9, 2008 1:50 AM MDT up 0 recs

HERE HERE

Could not have said it any better Jibbons

by broncfanstuckinsd on Sep 9, 2008 11:32 AM MDT up 0 recs

Nice to see the raider fans blame someone besides the refs

Seems like a lot of them are fed up with the front office. Wonder what took so long.

by Arctic Bronco on Sep 9, 2008 1:48 AM MDT 0 recs

They tried blaming the refs early in the game.

When it became a blowout, all they could do was blame each other (coaches, owner, players, etc).

"Greater is an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a sheep" Defoe

by hoosierteacher on Sep 9, 2008 1:52 AM MDT up 0 recs

Check out the thread on Silver & Black Pride

It’s funny to read as they start to whine about the refs, and like HT said “then they started to blame each other”. It is classic and predictable of the worse fans in the league. They do this every year.

"If Denver beats us, I'll walk back to Detroit" - Alex Karras

by Denver Diehard on Sep 9, 2008 11:43 AM MDT up 0 recs

Thanks HT

for collecting the comments again, “how much did we spend this offseason?” classic!

"It's the first time that I've probably ever seen a 260 pound back run into a free safety and go flat on his back, I mean it was exciting." ~John Elway

by jibbons on Sep 9, 2008 1:52 AM MDT 0 recs

I loved that one too.

: )

"Greater is an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a sheep" Defoe

by hoosierteacher on Sep 9, 2008 1:52 AM MDT up 0 recs

Art Shell already

they have already circled the wagons for the season-lmao

by okiebroncosfan on Sep 9, 2008 2:54 AM MDT 0 recs

Recipe for disaster?

That is a recipe for disaster

. Quoth Boulder Brian, referring to Cutler.

I’m not one for trash talking, but this takes the cake. Hey Brian, that was some disaster last night.

while yet unspoken, you are master of the word. After it is spoken, the word is master of you.

by bradley on Sep 9, 2008 7:52 AM MDT 0 recs

Amen Counsel!

I guess the prosecution will rest now.

Brian? Your witness?

lol

"Greater is an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a sheep" Defoe

by hoosierteacher on Sep 9, 2008 8:29 AM MDT up 0 recs

Could Shell have been any diffreent this year?

They’re talking about treating the symptoms, not the cause

Atwater for the Hall!

by broncobear on Sep 9, 2008 9:38 AM MDT 0 recs

Read

this

The whole Raider Nation was optimistic because of what we had on paper! Don’t blame Al Davis for this team, because he spent MONEY this offseason. Don’t blame #2 for this team, because the whole time he spent on his a**!!! He got no pass protection from the O-line. If you wanna blame someone then blame the O-line, the D-line, the WR corps, and the Secondary. Period.

I could be wrong, but I believe a Raider is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

by papigrande on Sep 9, 2008 9:54 AM MDT 0 recs

Ahem.

Try blaming the Broncos. : )

"Greater is an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a sheep" Defoe

by hoosierteacher on Sep 9, 2008 9:57 AM MDT up 0 recs

I too went over to SABP

after watching the game. I was actually crying from laughing so hard. Great win for the Orange and Blue. Nice way to set the mood for Sandy Eggo’s Syphilis Rivers.

by rynoz71 on Sep 9, 2008 11:13 AM MDT 0 recs

Some more quotes from the conquered fader nation

from the FoxSports.com Bronco site:

so al …..just die baby… so we can win again ….

and

i have loved the raiders for more than 20 years now. i can’t keep doing this. this is a pathetic team and i don’t see it getting better soon. i am done. i will quite dropping everything to watch a raider game. i will quite trying to read every article i can get my hands on about the raiders. i am done. i can’t keep feeling this way after every Raider game. i can’t

and the real doozy

Thats it, I’m done!
After being a Raider Fan since 1968 I can’t do it any more…
I remember a time when Jim Otto anchored the best offensive line in the history of the N.F.L with Art Shell playing Tackle,
Gene Upshaw pulling and opening up Highway 63 for His running backs… ( 155-56-7 when He played!)
Darryl Lamonica being " the Mad Bomber", Kenny Stabler throwing T.D. passes with a hangover.
Marcus Allen winning the Superbowl by outrunning the entire Redskins defense that was rumored to be the toughest
defense ever… (it took a few years for Chicago to put that one down during the 1984 season and the 1985 Superbowl!)
I watched Bo Jackson make Brian Bosworth eat His words ( After leaving a couple of footprints on His Chest!) When He said
He would hold Him to no yards if He ran to His side of the field…
I had season tickets when the Raiders were in L.A. and was there when Bo broke His hip in the play-off game against"Norman"
Isiason (Boomer to all of You Youngsters!)
I remember Mervin Fernandez grabbing impossible passes from a Q.B. that was a reject from New England and helping the
Raiders win more Superbowls ( remember that Guy? Jim Plunkett and He was coached by into winning 2 Superbowls for the
Raiders by Art Flore…
neither one is a hall of fame Guy but I remember them and hope they get there!
Steve Wisnewski guarding His way to a bunch of Pro Bowls
And enjoying My favorite of all time on the defensive side, rushing the passer, stopping the run and being the great Raider
He was…(Howie Long!)
Every time they show Superbowl highlights We get to watch Willie Brown intercept a pass and run it in
for the T.D!
I just don’t want to do it anymore!
Timmy Brown, Bo, Howie,Jerry Rice after San Fran said He had nothing left then He helped bring us to another Superbowl…
Aw heck…RICH GANNON!
ALL OF those RAIDER GREATS…
Tonight was the final humiliation…
Watching a team that was supposed to have the 2nd or third best secondary in the N.F.L.give up pass after pass…
I was the Kid living in Milwaukee in 1968 that said " I’m cheering for the Raiders in the Championship game!"
They didn’t call it The Superbowl until S.B.#3 when Broadway Joe guaranteed His Jets would win over the leaderless Colts.
(You know Johnny Unitas could’nt even start the game!)
Anyway, The High School Jocks made a point of kicking Me in the Butt every time I walked past and would yell “The Pack is
gonna beat those stupid Raiders, You stupid Kid!”
Well, They did and I ended up sticking with the Raiders from then on… ( I guess being a Raiders fan was kicked into Me!)
After 41 years of watching My team and enjoying Sunday afternoons, watching My team ( Even if they were bad!) go out and be
competitive, I’m embarrassed!
I’ve seen the bandwagon jumpers talk out of their butts, I’ve seen My Team make mistakes abd lose a game on an offsides
penalty, and have had to deal with little cowards that suck up to a gang wear My Teams jerseys and get in fights over the
Raiders but can’t even name the starting Q.B!
Bandwagon fans and pu…nks make all of Us look bad!
Heck! I remember sitting in My
Honeymoon suite with My Brand new wife ( 25 years, 3 kids, 7 Grandkids later!) while She begged Me to walk Her on the
Beach and I asked Her to give Me 20 minutes because the Raiders were almost up to pick in the draft!
You know something?
I really dont remember Who We picked that year! ( I remember how hot SHE was though!!!!)
Well,
After 5 years of humiliation I’m done!
The Raiders can win every game from now till the end of the season but I’m not going to be there…
Some dumb Kid gets picked 1st in the draft and He thinks He is worth $62.000.000.00 and the owner gives it to Him after He
holds the team for ransom until the second week of the season and a year later He cant even pass for first down against one
of the leagues worst passing defenses?
A Receiver that would rather spray $500.00 a bottle Champaigne into a crowd, Even after He did it in Denver and had to hold
His teammates Head while He died because Someone got mad because He splashed wine on the Guys G-friend and decided to shoot
a few rounds into a limo?
Darrent Williams was killed because Javon Walker is stupid and likes to act like an #### with His money. I never liked
Him even when He showed promise as a Packer… Just too dumb! proof enough tonight … He didn’t even
get to play did He? Dummas! ####! another infection in the locker room and a distraction on the side line!
less than a year and a half later does the same thing in Vegas and ends up getting His butt kicked and robbed and then
He shows up to camp out of shape, injured, and FAT!
I’m sorry Brother Raider Fans…
You Guys are on Your own…
I don’t want to do it any more…
After 7 heart attacks, a triple bypass, and a bunch of surgeries I cant even spell I have to wonder if I’ll even see this
sad looking team win …What?…3 games?
4?
I’m done…
I wonder where I’m going from here…
I wont watch baseball because the greedy bums cancelled the World series, The N.H.L. decided to follow Baseball and
forgot to play the Stanley Cup because All the Players wanted to get a bigger slice while management wanted to hold on to Their
money (All You N.F.L. fans should kiss Al Davis’s shoes because He was instrumental in getting the C.B.A. signed a year ago!)
I was embarrassed tonight and finally realized something…
I would rather watch a High School game than watch the garbage that used to be My Raiders!
I know a bunch of You will talk bad about Me but You know something?
AFTER 41 YEARS…I’M DONE!!
I DON’T CARE!
I HAVE ALWAYS TRIED TO BE LOYAL BUT NEVER TO THOSE THAT AREN’T LOYAL TO ME AND THOSE I CARE ABOUT…
I’M FINISHED!
I don’t care anymore!
There is no tradition in The N.F.L.
Just a bunch of idiots buying in to a system tweaked to keep fans around
I’M DONE!
I’M NOT EVEN PASSING A TORCH…
I’M JUST DONE!
I really don’t think I’ve ever quit on anything in My life but I know …
I’M DONE WITH MY… oops! Somebody else’s…
RAIDERS!

"It's all over Fat Man" - Tom Jackson to John Madden 1977 AFC Championship Game

"I love your analysis of our team. Its kinda like watching a spider monkey trying to figure out a jar of peanuts.. you know whats going on.. you know whats in there, but to actually figure it out, is just a bit beyond your mental skills..."
- Bronco Dano

by DesertBroncoFan on Sep 9, 2008 1:46 PM MDT 0 recs

Wow.

I hope that guy doesn’t take a gun into work. He sounds like he took this game a little hard. : )

"Greater is an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a sheep" Defoe

by hoosierteacher on Sep 9, 2008 2:03 PM MDT up 0 recs

Sounds like this fan will be on the waiver wires

This is a good time to be scouring the wires, we might pick up some good fans who have been discarded!

by Arctic Bronco on Sep 9, 2008 10:37 PM MDT up 0 recs

No fan who gives up on his team is a true fan.

We could lose 15 games a season and I would still be a Broncos fan. I would be an irate fan, but a fan nonetheless. It is your right as a fan to get mad, hate moves, and question leadership. I do all ove these things on a regular basis. It is quite another thing to give up on your team. That post saddened me a little, a 40 year fan that is disgusted enough to give up oh his team is a bad thing for the entire NFL, not just the faiders. On a different note, faider fans have to be the most unstable fans in the NFL. Go read some of the posts from these guys, it almost seems like the faiders must buy advertising space in mental institutions, jails, and possibly even post offices.

by Papamag on Sep 10, 2008 2:51 PM MDT up 0 recs

That's really sad

Especially the “just die, baby, so we can win again” quote. Al Davis was instrumental in getting the AFL to the point where the NFL had to toss in the towel and agree to a merger. He deserves more respect than that. I do think the Raiders would be better off if he stepped aside. And, to Raiders fans, I do think you’ll win big this sunday in Arrowhead.

while yet unspoken, you are master of the word. After it is spoken, the word is master of you.

by bradley on Sep 9, 2008 2:37 PM MDT 0 recs