Since the Orange Crush days Denver hasn't had a catchy nickname for its Defense.  This year's crew is more plucky than in years past so I think it is time for a name.  Here's a few I came up with, maybe you can come up with more.


Latin:  Scorus Interuptus

50's Band:  BDAwk and the Ball Hawks

That's Punny:  Legion of Doom

                           Doom's Day

                           Gloom and Dumerville

                           Doom and Gloomerville?

                           Elvis has left the building...to sack the QB

Too close?:  Orange Crunch

PG13:  The other Mile High Club

Movies:  Men in Orange

                Doom with a View

Parrothead:  Wasted away again in Dumerville

Sour grapes:  Cutler Who?

Military:  Shock and Awwww.....Crap

               Weapons of whoopass Destruction

Our Secondary is a bit old....:   No Backfield for Old Men

                                                       Grumpy Old Men

Damnation:  Nolan's Inferno

                       Hell's Backfield

Prognostication Retribution:  Garbage Men  ("Denvers front seven is garbage" -Schlereth 8/09)

                                                     Clayton's Mistake

                                                     Wrong Paige

Too many late-night infomercials:  Gridirons Gone Wild

Dawkins' favorite line:  It Matters Not

Gamers only:  Wizards of Sack Craft

                          Donkey Kong

Milky:  Got Punter?