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A recap of the season so far (in rhyme)



I cranked this out on my lunch break. I am not a poet nor do I aspire to be. I apologize in advance for any mispellings and lack of sructure.

Game one for the Broncos

It was an interesting day.

The media shook their heads,

this defense will never keep the Bengals at bay.

The Bengals fought hard

it was a close one indeed

But the Broncos would not give up

And with a tipped pass to Stokely, the Broncos had the lead.

Flag! Cried the Bengals,

looking for an infraction.

But the amazing play counted

And became known as the “immaculate deflection”

Up next were the Browns,

with Mangini and Quinn

But the Browns had trouble scoring

and the Bronco defense was credited with the win.

Then we traveled to Oakland

to play the silver and black

And again we made a statement

At 3-0, The Denver Broncos are back!

“Pish Posh” say the pundits

they’re playing an easy lot

Up next are the Cowboys

But Dawkins tells us reasuringly, “It matters not”.

After much anticipation,

America’s team finally came into town

But Champ Bailey stepped up

And shut poor Tony Romo down

Finally! Cry the fans we’re legit at last!

Not so fast says the MSM

Because up next are the Pats

In a chess match for the ages,

Master versus the protégée

Our defense had been unstoppable

But in the first half, the Patriots found a way

Adjustments were made,

coverages were tightened

And on every third down after

Tom Brady looked frightened

Orton and company began to find their rhythm

Could it be? The Patriots might lose.

Beaten by their own system

 Marshall closed the gap with a juke and jive

And with an overtime field goal

The Broncos claimed win number five

The MSM is stunned,

 grasping at anything to ascertain

McDaniels meanwhile

is no longer able to refrain

As he fist pumps and shouts, the fans begin to cheer

The Broncos are 5-0

And we are a team to fear.

This is a Fan-Created Comment on MileHighReport.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff of MHR

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