I done did it again!

by Joe Medina on Oct 17, 2009 2:28 AM MDT Comment 54 comments

What's up guys (and gals), I know a lot of you saw my previous video exposing John Clayton, Mark Schlereth and Jamie Dukes for the low-life scum they are. That video got over 7,000 views in 4 days. It's also been around. Apparently, Stink saw the video and wasn't too impressed. Same with Dukes. I must be doing something right after all! Someone sent John Clayton the video, but he can't use a computer so it was a pointless attempt.

Anyways, if you saw the video, then you know a little bit about my humor and you know a little more about who I am and how I operate. I don't censor anything, and I don't feel the need to either. I'm not exactly a "clean humor" kind of guy, but I know when to lay off the spice of the English language that we call "four letter words". Anyways, if you saw my previous video, thanks for watching and rating it on YouTube. With that, I bring you my second installment of the "fail series" for our 2009 Broncos. Enjoy my friends, and don't forget to jump on over to YouTube and rate it!!!

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Great stuff Calijoefornia keep em comin'

I do have to say When it comes to Adam Schein, even though he said some very harsh things about Denver at least he was man enough to say he was wrong and that he was an “idiot” or something like that in an article he wrote this week. Zero chance that Dukes ever does that. Funny stuff though, I particularly like the buzzer!!!

by Adam Manter on Oct 17, 2009 4:42 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

+1

Adam Shein = What a toad! Enjoying your videos Calijoe, can’t wait to see the next one….

by keb on Oct 17, 2009 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was great big fella

Would have liked to have seen more of that round table. Where’d you get that one from?

Amazing the conviction some of these guys have in their opinion and I know it’s been said ad nauseum on this site but I’m just amazed at how “Denver will be a bad team so the draft pick will be top-ten” became like some kind of paradigm.

Where’s you hear about Stink seeing the vid?

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes" Douglas Adams

by orange&blue_aussie on Oct 17, 2009 4:46 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

the round table was from NFL.com

it was filmed back in April I believe. It was a great round table too. Deion made sense of a lot of things.

John Clayton is the head Dean at Fail University (known as F.U. in short)

by Joe Medina on Oct 17, 2009 2:00 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks CJF

Man…Wish I could find it… sounds like a good one. Last night I did some searches and just spent 15mins scrolling through NFL.com. No luck.

Oh well. Good job man. I enjoy your clips.

Must admit sometimes I think it may be a bit petty to go back like this and gloat but the venom these guys hit the Broncos and their fans with this off-season was uncalled for and deserves to be called out like you’re doing. Good stuff man. Really.

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes" Douglas Adams

by orange&blue_aussie on Oct 17, 2009 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

About Stink hearing/seeing the video:

http://www.vicandgary.com/

go to wednesday’s show and listen at 48:10. They played it for him and he backpedals like no one’s business.

John Clayton is the head Dean at Fail University (known as F.U. in short)

by Joe Medina on Oct 17, 2009 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Would love to listen but

since there’s no “wednesday’s show” link to click on you might have to provide slightly more detailed instructions for us technologically paleolithic types. How do I get to Wednesday’s show? Loved the Shein clip, by the way. Great stuff.

"Surprised to see you, Captain, though pleased." — from Star Trek episode Space Seed.

by spock on Oct 17, 2009 3:49 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

sorry about that...

in the video player on the top-middle of the page, click the “on demand” button and then watch the Wednesday show from there.

John Clayton is the head Dean at Fail University (known as F.U. in short)

by Joe Medina on Oct 17, 2009 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks!

"Surprised to see you, Captain, though pleased." — from Star Trek episode Space Seed.

by spock on Oct 17, 2009 3:54 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

"To be fair no one could see this coming"

They let him off the hook with that one. Suppose in the name of friendly banter they can’t take him to task too hard over his tone and attitude. I generally like Schlereth so I don’t mind too much I suppose!

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes" Douglas Adams

by orange&blue_aussie on Oct 17, 2009 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shannon Sharpe called 5-0 like the pimp that he is

by RaRaDonk89 on Oct 19, 2009 1:00 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

What a tool

So he was talking about last year’s line. Yeah, right. What a bagful of excuses. “How could I have known?” Obviously, he couldn’t have, but he showed no lack of certainty when he prematurely wrote them off. He’s not backpedaling. He’s turning and running as fast as he can from his own words.

"Surprised to see you, Captain, though pleased." — from Star Trek episode Space Seed.

by spock on Oct 17, 2009 4:22 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

All he had to do was look at

our starting line up to know that things were going to be different. I agree Spock he’s a tool.

by papasteven on Oct 17, 2009 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

His lack of knowledge about the team is staggering...

Giys on front 7 last year that are still here:
Marcus Thomas
Kenny Peterson.
WW.
DJ
Doom.
Haggans.

Those that cant coach, compete!
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
All I want is 53 Rod Smiths. Is that asking too much????
"Peyton Hillis didn’t rip the sleeves off his jersey, they flew off out of fear."
Calijoefornia.

by boydy2669 on Oct 18, 2009 7:18 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Schein needs to start over, maybe the Pop Warner League.

by Bronkfan on Oct 17, 2009 5:09 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Shein is a Moron!

Thanks Joe…Great stuff…More…More!!!

by BroncoSense72 on Oct 17, 2009 5:55 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Sometimes it is just fun to enjoy being right...

I don’t think I’m mean-spirited, nor do I find joy in other people’s misery. But watching this collection of no-talent-ass-clowns expose themselves is so entertaining.

I never laughed at the kid in elementary school who peed his pants, or felt vindicated when my ex girlfriend caught a STD from the guy she dumped me for, and I felt bad for an inebriated Joe Namath when he told Suzy he wanted to kiss her on national tv.

But I just can’t get enough of this stuff. I watch them over and over, gleaning a little more satisfaction out of each viewing. I really hope you put together some more of these. Nice job Cali.

Taylor Mays in '10

by donbok1 on Oct 17, 2009 6:14 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Calijoefornia, on the next one...

maybe include the clip from the NFLN and Marshall says that Orton is a good quarterback and Jamie Dukes says something like, “let me write that down…Kyle Orton, good quarterback”. It would be appropriate especially since Orton just won AFC offensive player of the week award!! Just a suggestion.

by Adam Manter on Oct 17, 2009 6:29 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Holy crap...

The three minutes worth of Schein was painul. That voice…it haunts me still!

by MarshallMcCard on Oct 17, 2009 7:17 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Adam Schein is on the NY Mets station in NYC

He is dumber than a bag of hammers.

I would hope you would support who we are. Not, who we are not. Coach Norman Dale "Hoosiers"

by dmitchell624 on Oct 17, 2009 7:24 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL

by BroncoSense72 on Oct 17, 2009 7:42 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow. Schein was just a name to me before, but now...

He’s got a face and a voice. And it’s physically impossible to look and sound any more annoying than he is. Seriously: I would spend more time with one of those 30s gangster girlfriends than Stink.

And is it just me, or do his speech patterns, the cadence, the mouth movements, the hand gestures, the swaying body, the awkward emphasizing of words… ALL REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK?

"I certainly don't put myself in [Tom Brady's] class. He's probably the best quarterback to ever play this game. He's got the rings to show it. I didn't beat him. Our team beat the New England Patriots." --- Kyle Orton

by Sharpe as a Tack on Oct 17, 2009 7:54 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs

That is the Fox effect, unfortunately.

They seem to go out of their way to pick up “lesser-thans” like that and spew their putrid vile to those who suck it up with a jumbo-sized straw.

by Mhantra on Oct 17, 2009 9:27 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep.

Fox has an interesting model for picking up analysts. They have to be washed up, first and foremost. If they were players or coaches, they had to have done either/or in the NFC at one point or another.

John Clayton is the head Dean at Fail University (known as F.U. in short)

by Joe Medina on Oct 17, 2009 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does it help if they're opinionated loudmouth's?

"Surprised to see you, Captain, though pleased." — from Star Trek episode Space Seed.

by spock on Oct 17, 2009 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Absolutely.

John Clayton is the head Dean at Fail University (known as F.U. in short)

by Joe Medina on Oct 17, 2009 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

What you have to remember

is that they are selling words for ratings. I believe it was Walter Cronkite that said “never let the facts get in the way of a good story.” Would you get more ratings by talking about stats and training techniques and team philosophies, or by telling people what they already believe? Confirmation bias is a powerful marketing tool, is it not?

by RaRaDonk89 on Oct 19, 2009 1:12 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shannon Sharpe

What bothered me the most about Stink’s Broncos’ defensive line is “garbage” comment is that the negative hyperbole was completely unnecessary. Yes, as a commentator he needs to be objective and lots of people thought the Broncos would be a poor team, but he sounded more like a former Raider with that comment.

Contrast that with TJ and Shannon who truly bleed orange and blue. They can make a critical comment about Denver but it will sound like a critical – but loving – comment about a family member. The thing I love most about Shannon is that even when he had been traded to the Ravens and had scored the winning TD against us not only did he not gloat, I thought a part of him was genuinely sad about the Broncos losing. The man has class – period!

by PigskinProphet on Oct 17, 2009 8:23 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Another fine pice Cali.

Keep it up.

Character may be manifested in the great moments but it is made in the small ones -- Philip Brooks

by KaptainKirk on Oct 17, 2009 8:26 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

i am totally happy that im

…not an owner who has to pay zillions of dollars to have a team as an investment or a service to the community or trying to beat 31 other owners (are they all guys?) to be the best

…not a manager who has to try and understand the coaches needs and the owners wants and bring the best players in he can and juggle the contracts and the salary cap thingie and the end of the cba stuff

…not a coach who has to bring the 53 together and figure out what they can do and what he can think up and get them to do the kum-by-ah thingie and we-are-the-world stuff and get rid of the cancers and slap the babies and keep helping everyone get better

…not a coordinator who has to think up new ways each week to do what they can do with there guys and know whats important to the other team so you can mess with there heads and find there little secrets and out them and do whatever you want to them

…not a player who has to convince the manager hes the right kind of guy at the right price and the coach that hes a team guy and fits in and the coordinators that he can do what needs to be done on the field and the other guys that you are one of them all the way and then learn everything that needs to be done…for that week…and go win it

…not a former player or coach like everyone else is at mhr who knows whats going on and think about it lots and worry and write totally awesome stuff so that even i can sorta unders

…i can just be me

wooooooo hoooooooo…go broncos

MHR...and proud of it!

by MHRsGirl on Oct 17, 2009 9:21 AM MDT reply actions 8 recs

You could have made this a post Girlie.

Cuz I Rec’d it

Character may be manifested in the great moments but it is made in the small ones -- Philip Brooks

by KaptainKirk on Oct 17, 2009 5:28 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

thnx Captain....xoxoxoxo

MHR...and proud of it!

by MHRsGirl on Oct 17, 2009 5:52 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

A big ditto to that

But no xoxoxo, please.

My wife might get jealous. Ex biker babes have a tendency to do that.

Make those miracles happen - Jon Keyworth

by IgorBStrange on Oct 18, 2009 12:02 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Theres your 5th girl!

by boydy2669 on Oct 18, 2009 7:19 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not everyone on MHR is an ex-football guy

I, for one (and likely some other posters) am just an over-opinionated loudmouth who over values my thoughts and conjectures. Seems to work out though. =) “When expertise fails, there’s always arrogance and decibels.”

by RaRaDonk89 on Oct 19, 2009 1:19 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who knew that we'd be seeking this stuff out now?

I mean it was all I could do to get away from it when it was happening… Now I love it.

by Jezru on Oct 17, 2009 11:35 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Indeed!

And WOW cali, this is rough stuff. Pointed and merciless.

And I hope they choke on it. ^^

Conversation nonstarters: hoping McDaniels fails, comparing Bears to Broncos, Cutler to Orton, apples to oranges, and casual drinkers to Raiders fans.

by broncosmontana on Oct 17, 2009 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anyone feel like dropping Schein a line

on Twitter to gently suggest he watch this, and maybe perhaps concede he was a freaking bonehead? Ok, the last thing won’t happen, but still… feel free to politely suggest he watch this video.

Great work Joe!

The commenter formerly known as "Dashiell".

by underdog on Oct 17, 2009 1:26 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Or here

Write him here, too.

The commenter formerly known as "Dashiell".

by underdog on Oct 17, 2009 1:29 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dropped him a line

He’ll never admit he’s wrong, but, oh well. I had to rub it in a little.

Make those miracles happen - Jon Keyworth

by IgorBStrange on Oct 18, 2009 12:11 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks Calijoefornia

I find these very entertaining and worth seeing experts look like the misinformed amateurs they are.

Imagination is more important than knowledge. A. Einstein

by Ponderosa on Oct 17, 2009 3:17 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Great stuff joe and appreciated.

by bfree2bronc on Oct 17, 2009 3:30 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey Dieon Sanders made that same face

that Rod smith did in the other video when Jamie Dukes was talking. The “I can’t believe they pay this guy to be a football analyst and I almost want to punch him” face

President of the Don Draper fan club.

by jcd823 on Oct 17, 2009 5:09 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh and I really love these videos

Pretty much every d-bag out there was taking shots at McDaniels in the off season and it makes the winning so much sweeter.
It is kind of funny that everything that was said about McDaniels should have been said about Raheem Morris.

President of the Don Draper fan club.

by jcd823 on Oct 17, 2009 5:20 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

One of the differences is

Morris is doing the best he can with the team he was given, whereas McDaniels was extremely decisive in knowing who he wanted to get in order to create the team he wanted. Morris is raw and inexperienced (and one-dimensional) in comparison to McDaniels, who already looks like an accomplished veteran coach.

"Surprised to see you, Captain, though pleased." — from Star Trek episode Space Seed.

by spock on Oct 18, 2009 4:24 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Should……Should we thank them?……..It just makes winning so much sweeter………..

by RaRaDonk89 on Oct 19, 2009 1:21 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Awesome work CaliJoe, thanks for putting it together!

Also, if you’ll allow me one small suggestion; next time make that buzzer sound a little quieter, I damn near jumped out of my seat the first time it sounded! :)

Thanks again, keep em’ coming!

by aLuffabo on Oct 17, 2009 5:47 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I noticed that too after I uploaded it...

John Clayton is the head Dean at Fail University (known as F.U. in short)

by Joe Medina on Oct 17, 2009 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or maybe rather than a buzzer...

You could use a sound that represents the foul stench eminating from their mouths.

by Velveeta on Oct 17, 2009 8:15 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

how do you make the sound of a smell?

…oh wait, i get it.

as long as you're paying attention

by neurospasm on Oct 17, 2009 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1 great vid

calijoe…next 1 has to be on the guy from Chicago on NFLN guy trashes on the Broncos still. sorry mcd knows how to build his team through the draft and bring in savvy vets with leadership and experience. He brought in guys with experience in the type of football the broncos play, physcial guys in the trenches, smart players, and ballhawks.

"it aint no doggone tomorrow fellas, what you gonna bring to the doggone game, you gonna bust somebody in their mouth, are you gonna do youre doggone job, are u gonna play from your doggone fist, are you gonna play from you're heart, and give everything you doggone got, cuz im a do that."

"ITS PARTAAY TIME BAABY"

-who else

by BDAWKisaBRONC on Oct 17, 2009 9:53 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

FIRED FROM LIFE

HOLY SH** THAT IS FUNNY. That is sure to be my newest catch phrase. Mad props, CJ. Great, great stuff. Our sense of humor is one in the same. Keep em’ comin. oh and before I forget…

GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!! 5-0 UNDEFEATED UNTIL WE AREN’T.

Take my advice, I'm not using it !!!

by grind_core on Oct 18, 2009 10:18 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs