How To Survive The Bye Week
by HillisRanUover on Oct 24, 2009 6:40 PM MDT
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Bye weeks are great if you are a fan of an 0-6 team... but when your team is 6-0, they really suck. So here are a few ideas on how you can survive the bye week.
1. Download the 35 minute press conference by Josh McDaniels from Monday and count all the times he says the word "player", "team", and "Dawkins". Then make a chart and post it on MHR.
2. Put on your Grey Broncos Hoodie, line up your child's stuffed animals on the couch, and pretend you are McD in the Post Game Presser after a 75 - 0 beatdown of the Ravens.
3. Mow out a football field on your lawn... then hire a 250 lb guy and 110 lb guy for a couple of hours. Give the Big guy your Bronco Jersey... and give the little guy a black and grey shirt... Throw in a football and Enjoy the fun!
4. Get two friends, one can be Orton... the other can be BMarsh... and you can be Stokely... then act out the Immaculate Deflection. Don't forget to run extra time off of the clock at the end...
5. Make your own Vertically Striped Socks with some old socks and a couple of Magic Markers.
6. Go to www.mhrradio.ning.com and watch Guru's latest broadcast over and over and over....
7. Make a huge vat of Orange Koolaid and then drink the whole thing by your self.
8. Watch the X-Men Origins: Wolverine and learn about how BDawk became who he is today...
9. Quilt a large Bronco's Afghan...
10. Memorize the Height and Weight of the entire team. For a real challenge, add in their shoe size and Mother's maiden name.
11. When your in a large group of people, shout "TTTTAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEE IIIIIITTTTTT!" at the top of your lungs, and then run out the door!
12. Paint a dozen golf balls black and grey, and then paint your driver blue and orange. Then just let your instincts take over.
13. Download the new Denver Broncos toolbar from www.denverbroncos.com and then see how many "Bronco's bucks" you can rack up before game time next week by searching for anything Broncos!
14. Prank phone call anyone in Baltimore by simply yelling the word "DDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! when they answer.
15. Sit at home with your laptop thinking of stupid ways to Survive the Bronco's Bye Week and then post it on MHR.
Oh for this week to quickly be over.... GO BRONCOS!!!!
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LMAO!
I love it!
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!
"I believed it, until it made sense. Then things changed."
by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 24, 2009 7:03 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
My words exactly.
2009 NBA Champions L.A Lakers
2009 NBA Finals MVP Kobe Bryant
by weazel on Oct 24, 2009 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the area code for Baltimore? That's a great idea.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by kentuckybronco on Oct 24, 2009 7:21 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
haven't you gotten into enough trouble lately? lol jk
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Oct 24, 2009 9:27 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
haha, true. I'd have to apologize again.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by kentuckybronco on Oct 25, 2009 12:22 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Red Queen has some advice
“The Broncos will go 19-0”
“I can’t believe that! " said Alice.
“Can’t you?” the Queen said in a pitying tone. “Try again: draw a long breath, drink this koolaid, and shut your eyes.”
Alice laughed. “There’s no use trying,” she said: “one can’t believe impossible things.”
“I daresay you havn’t had much practice, " said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
Was ain't Is.
by oncobronco on Oct 24, 2009 7:33 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Watch out for that
Hooka smoking Caterpillar!
Character may be manifested in the great moments but it is made in the small ones -- Philip Brooks
by KaptainKirk on Oct 24, 2009 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cough, Cough
Jay’s Not Here!
Kewl
Make those miracles happen - Jon Keyworth
by IgorBStrange on Oct 25, 2009 5:15 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think I've alrady drunkenly done number 11
I should probably learn to keep that in check- I’m moving to Pats country on Wednesday.
by mr.migglesworth on Oct 24, 2009 9:10 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Miggles
You have to get into a game thread next week. Take it is our battle cry!
Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
by TJ Johnson on Oct 27, 2009 1:18 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
In his Press Conference
He says the words:
Team(s): 15 times
Player(s): 26 times
Dawkins: 1 time
Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
by TJ Johnson on Oct 24, 2009 10:02 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Character may be manifested in the great moments but it is made in the small ones -- Philip Brooks
by KaptainKirk on Oct 24, 2009 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those stats!
They do not lie! Good job.
Conversation nonstarters: hoping McDaniels fails, comparing Bears to Broncos, Cutler to Orton, apples to oranges, and casual drinkers to Raiders fans.
by broncosmontana on Oct 24, 2009 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
waaayy too much time, Duderino
Waaayyy too much time…lol
Moreno/Buckhalter in '09
by Emmett Smith on Oct 24, 2009 10:47 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
We should expect those stats to feature prominently in the Dude's feature next week, right?
; )
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by broncosmontana on Oct 24, 2009 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I simply put on the video while I was doing some other stats and multi-tasked :-)
haha, I knew that would make some folks chuckle!!
Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
by TJ Johnson on Oct 25, 2009 2:47 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm...
I don’t suppose you put together a voice recognition software package such that when McDaniels said any one of those words it would automatically tally it for you. Of course, that might take more time to set up than to do it yourself, but the NEXT time you needed the package it would be there for you. AWSOME!!
GO BRONCOS!!!
by go4broncos on Oct 26, 2009 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't count them....
I take a shot every time I hear them….
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Oct 26, 2009 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harv, NOW this explains everything about you!
Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
by TJ Johnson on Oct 27, 2009 1:17 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only drink because I love going to the meetings.
Really nice people.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Oct 27, 2009 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heres the real "Kool Aid".
1 cup tequila
1 cup white rum
1 cup vodka
1/2 cup pomergranted liquer
1/2 cup Amaretto
2 qrts orange juice
2 qrts sprite (soda)
sliced lemon, lime, and orange
In one gallon container mix all ingredients and add 1/4 cup of grenadene for color and let marinate over night. Enjoy during the game Sunday morning.
by bfree2bronc on Oct 24, 2009 11:13 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
All I got to say is.....
Dude, I want some.
2009 NBA Champions L.A Lakers
2009 NBA Finals MVP Kobe Bryant
by weazel on Oct 25, 2009 12:00 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
recipe saved
Because Montana has no professional sports, I gotta support the land of my birth.
by Drizzt396 on Oct 25, 2009 2:24 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 gallon of soda and OJ
to 3 cups of liquor? I’d have to adjust the octane, I think….but then again, I have to go to meetings…..
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Oct 26, 2009 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering if anyone would catch that...
You have drink most of the juice and sprite so it will fit in the jug…hahahahahaaaaa
by bfree2bronc on Oct 27, 2009 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
My WIFE has to drink the juice. Give ME the JUIIIIICE.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Oct 27, 2009 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make your own Vertically Striped Socks with some old socks and a couple of Magic Markers.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
Never thought I’d say this — but I already miss those uni’s. Man, did our team make them proud!
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by broncosmontana on Oct 24, 2009 11:36 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
I am really liking them, too.
I’m getting me some striped socks!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Oct 26, 2009 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
rec’d for a great post
"The best defense is a good offense. Or is it the other way around." Wolverine
Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, and know you will come down somewhere between the two.
Livin' in La La Land and Lovin' It
by BShrout on Oct 25, 2009 7:07 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
logged in
just to rec this post :). Thanks for the laughs.
"according to the map, we've only gone 4 inches"
by MikeD55 on Oct 25, 2009 8:07 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
As well, as well
Dammit man. Pure brilliance.
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 25, 2009 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha.. Rec'd for the giggles..
16: (not really a funny one.. ) Go to Milehighfootball user account on Youtube and watch his superb highlights from the last 6 games..
by HorseStance on Oct 26, 2009 2:30 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
# 17
Go to the mall and pretend you are Bryan Dawkins. More specifically, do this to random shoppers.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by kentuckybronco on Oct 26, 2009 4:56 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
LMAO.
THis is hilarious. My wife loved it! I was trying to explain “TAKE IT” to her this morning, and then I read this to her, and she really thought it was funny!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Oct 26, 2009 9:52 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
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