Interlude (Cue Girl From Ipanema Muzak)
by puddletown on Oct 26, 2009 10:23 PM MDT
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I was sitting down with Denivar Broncovsky's epic tale The 2009 Denver Broncos when the phone rang. Begrudgingly, I put down my favorite book to answer it.
"Hello! This is an automated message from the Oregon Lottery. You can win $5,000 dollars if you just enter the secret 4 digit number of the day!"
So I typed in: 4-2-4-5-8-4-3-2-7-6-6-2-6-7 (H-A-I-L-T-H-E-B-R-O-N-C-O-S)
I hung up and went to the kitchen to get me some eats and decided on 13 bon-bons and 3 cups of Kool-Aid.
13-3 baby.
As I enjoyed my afternoon snack there was a knock on my door. I answered only to find some very pleasant young people handing out literature courtesy of the Jehovah Witnesses.
"Hello, are you familiar with our readings?"
"Hail the Broncos."
"I'm sorry?"
"Hail the Broncos."
"Um, yes. Well, we'd like you to have this publication to learn a little bit more about our Lord and Saviour."
"13-3, baby."
"Um. Well. Yes. Of course."
"Hail the Broncos."
As they trundled off down the road the bloody phone rang again.
"Hello?"
"Hello dear, its your mother. I wanted to know what you think my grandson would like for his birthday."
"He wants to watch the Broncos with his dad."
"Well, I'm sure that you would like that very much, but isn't there some kind of toy or book he might like?"
"He wants to watch the Broncos with his dad."
"Okay, I can see you are not going to give me a straight answer...
"He wants to watch the Broncos with his dad."
"Don't interrupt. Look, I'm just going to call back when I think your lovely wife will answer." Then she hung up.
I called her back.
"He wants to watch the Broncos with his dad."
I decided it was time to call Z100 and request some music. The girl who answered the phone was very pretty. You know this to be true. Any stranger on the phone looks exactly how you want them to, and she was darned pretty. Like, you know, super darned pretty.
"Hi! Thanks for calling the Z100 request line. Whaddya wanna hear?"
"The Broncos are 6-0."
"Come again?"
"The Broncos are 6-0."
"Did you have a request or something?"
"I would love it very much if you would mention to your listeners that the Broncos are 6-0."
"Um. Okay. See this is a music request line. I think you are trying to call some sports station or something."
"Is this Z100?"
"Yes it is!"
"The Broncos are 6-0."
Click. Her click, not mine. I was happy to continue with our modest flirting. She had other ideas. Or perhaps a job to get back to.
Sated with food and some great chats with people about The Broncos, I decided to head back to the sofa and enjoy some more of The 2009 Denver Broncos by our pal Denivar Broncovsky. I turned to my bookmark and realized that I had finished Part 1 (an epic, joyous love affair) and had nothing but a coupla blank pages to flip through before begining Part 2: Chapter 1 The Raven.
I thought to myself, "You know what? The Denver Broncos are just about as much fun as any grown fella should be allowed to have. Well, aside from the occasional making of the love. And I suppose watching your children succeed. Nah. Just the making of the love. Oh, and rockin' out the ol' guitar."
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by John Bena on Oct 26, 2009 10:30 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Awesome, Awesome, Awesome. My favorite post ever.
"I intend to kick your ass today." - Denver Broncos legend Tom Jackson
by wtnelson on Oct 26, 2009 10:31 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks dudes.
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 26, 2009 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love your sig
Sammy Winder’s Mississippi Mud Walk was always my favorite.
by D-fence on Oct 26, 2009 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Def
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 26, 2009 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!!
You’ve done it, puddle! You’ve captured the lightheartedness and excitement of the Season So Far. Great one!
Conversation nonstarters: hoping McDaniels fails, comparing Bears to Broncos, Cutler to Orton, apples to oranges, and casual drinkers to Raiders fans.
by broncosmontana on Oct 26, 2009 10:33 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
That is so cool. LMAO!
I can just picture the DJ’s voice in my head as you kept saying, “The Broncos are 6-0.”
2009 NBA Champions L.A Lakers
2009 NBA Finals MVP Kobe Bryant
by weazel on Oct 26, 2009 10:44 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
She's hot, huh?
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 26, 2009 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't seen a picture of her. Have one?
2009 NBA Champions L.A Lakers
2009 NBA Finals MVP Kobe Bryant
by weazel on Oct 26, 2009 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only in my dreams...
…only in my dreams.
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 26, 2009 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice job PT!
Those that cant coach, compete!
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
All I want is 53 Rod Smiths. Is that asking too much????
"Peyton Hillis didn’t rip the sleeves off his jersey, they flew off out of fear."
Calijoefornia.
by boydy2669 on Oct 26, 2009 10:47 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks mate.
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 26, 2009 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
An "Allegory" of
intertwining jehovah’s witness and the season…interesting to say the least.
by bfree2bronc on Oct 26, 2009 10:55 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
long time ago grandfather was drunk and have jehoovah come to door and he nock over all kind of newspaper stack. and they say do you know god is comig soon and he say yes why do you think I clean up this newspaper for and they run away and yell baspheme or some thing.
I is fan of the Denver
by Horvil Tiki on Oct 27, 2009 1:08 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
And this is the perfect epilogue
Good hearing from you again Horvil
It's "just" football
by Donkhead on Oct 27, 2009 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Z100
probably a pretty common station name, but you aren’t from around zoo-town are ya?
Because Montana has no professional sports, I gotta support the land of my birth.
Socrates was once executed for 'trolling'.
by Drizzt396 on Oct 26, 2009 10:58 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Originally from Park Hill in Denver. Now from puddletown. portland. forgive me, where is zoo-town?
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 26, 2009 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
mcdanels
go to zoo in buy week
I is fan of the Denver
by Horvil Tiki on Oct 27, 2009 1:05 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am honored that the great Horvil Tiki has come to this here post.
My bow is low. My thanks are many.
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 27, 2009 1:08 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horvil, you are the cat's meow
And Puddletown is the cat’s pajamas! :-)
"Take what you can. Give nothing back!"
by Colorado_Kitten on Oct 27, 2009 4:28 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was auditioning punters i think ^^
Conversation nonstarters: hoping McDaniels fails, comparing Bears to Broncos, Cutler to Orton, apples to oranges, and casual drinkers to Raiders fans.
by broncosmontana on Oct 27, 2009 6:13 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Missoula, MT
Because Montana has no professional sports, I gotta support the land of my birth.
Socrates was once executed for 'trolling'.
by Drizzt396 on Oct 27, 2009 2:12 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love this post...
Sated with food and some great chats with people about The Broncos…
…classic. Yeah, some of my conversations about football have perhaps been a little one-sided lately. Thank God for MHR….
"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" -- Wimpy J. Wellington
by Broncs Cheer on Oct 26, 2009 11:02 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Me too
when talking about other teams, I always find a way to compare them to the Broncos, not a bad thing when you are 6-0, but I’m sure my friends get tired of it
by BigskyBronco on Oct 27, 2009 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I live in Iowa.
I take great pleasure in telling all my Bears fan friends, “Thank you for Orton”
by Thnikkaman on Oct 26, 2009 11:12 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
man
Where do you go to watch the broncos games in Portland? I haven’t found a good bar for that here yet.
tunes
by tunesmith on Oct 26, 2009 11:29 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
I've heard the 45th St. Pub and Grill in SW is a Bronco bar.
Also, the Sky Box in Sellwood has some Orange and Blue folk. I just go to Claudia’s cause its next to me home — haters be damned.
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 26, 2009 11:36 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Local station, 92.7 in Guymon, OK
Has a line you call in and say:
This is Igor B Strange and I am the boss.
I called it and said
This is Igor B Strange, the Broncos are 6-0, they are the bosses.
Wonder if THAT will get on the air :).
Make those miracles happen - Jon Keyworth
by IgorBStrange on Oct 27, 2009 12:37 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I thought you knew that algebra was all razzamatazz. A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
by SlamDunkTheFunk on Oct 27, 2009 12:44 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
I dont think I've ever woken up to such a great story
HAIL THE BRONCOS!!
Bleeding Orange & Blue in The Netherlands
by BroncosNL on Oct 27, 2009 12:50 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
*Blink*
Wow. Just Wow. Awesome post!
"Horton is win." -Horvil Tiki 4/13/2009
Jedi McD is my hero.
by jack_ on Oct 27, 2009 1:19 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Great post.
In the last six months I lost my job, lost my house, had to sell my family van, had to sell my wifes grand piano and got a hernia moving it, had hernia surgery and now owe the doc six grand, and I don’t give a crap cuz…
The Broncos are 6-0!!!!
by Rain on Oct 27, 2009 1:22 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
I just love it!
You have captured the whole essence of that light headed giddy feeling of being a Bronco fan. Thanks for making a cheery day even brighter.
I have so many friends some I haven't even used yet
by BlobTheMagnificent on Oct 27, 2009 1:28 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
This was plain awesome. I had to read it three times and will again. Pure joy!
by BroncoInExile on Oct 27, 2009 2:03 AM MDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
This is GREAT!
Perfect way to start my day…6-0 Baby!
by BroncoSense72 on Oct 27, 2009 5:19 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic!!!
All you get from drafting the "best player available" is a team full of good football players.
Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
by orangeblood on Oct 27, 2009 5:26 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
One of the best posts I have ever read....
AWESOME!
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
by Tim Lynch on Oct 27, 2009 7:43 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Great
Just a great, great post. Laugh Out Loud Funny.
Talk is for Losers and Fools.
by Victim of Love on Oct 27, 2009 7:48 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome!
I hope you don’t mind that I am going to email this to all my friends.
Hail the Broncos!
Who filled my beer mug with Kool-Aid?
by Beer30Bronco on Oct 27, 2009 8:23 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Great post!!
Hail the Broncos…………Love it!
by Stuman on Oct 27, 2009 8:53 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
“Sated with food and some great chats with people about The Broncos,”
I was giggling happily up until this point, but I read this line and lost it. Classic hilariousness.
If you could bust out 2 to 17 of these posts a week, that would be greatttttttttttttt… mkay thanks.
by aLuffabo on Oct 27, 2009 9:29 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
The Denver Broncos are just about as much fun as any grown fella should be allowed to have. Well, aside from the occasional making of the love. And I suppose watching your children succeed. Nah. Just the making of the love. Oh, and rockin’ out the ol’ guitar.
Just when I thought that I could laugh no more…
Seriously excellent post, bro! You made my morning!
Rec’d for making me spew coffee all over my monitor.
- Jason
Horton is WIN - HORVIL TIKI
by jubei on Oct 27, 2009 9:36 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
You all are too kind.
May have to be my last post. Sounds like I might have set the bar a bit high for myself.
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 27, 2009 9:56 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Hail The Broncos!
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 27, 2009 9:56 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
This even brought a chuckle to an old fart
It all starts in the trenches - HT 11/11/08
Leave the hateful vitriol to the uninformed - HT 3/16/09
by firstfan on Oct 27, 2009 11:04 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Another PDXer faithful
Been reading MHR for a while, never commented, but felt compelled to after reading your posts. Denver-native here as well and always on the look-out for more Orange-and-blue bleeders. I have a buddy who is also from Denver and we haven’t yet found that perfect bar. Last season I stopped in at On Deck, and there were a few faithful there, but not a ton.
We watched the Cinn. game at The Agency. Decent place, but sterile. Again, we were the only Bronco fans there, seemingly.
Seems like the Baltimore game might be worth enough of a mass gathering?
by DucksandBronks on Oct 27, 2009 11:21 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
We might have to take over Claudia's.
Maybe we’ll all stop trying to find our joint and just make our joint.
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 27, 2009 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're nominated for the kingdom scribe
Seriously funny and painfully hilarious. W T G PT! Hail The Broncos!
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.
"Losing stinks" - Josh McDaniels
by azbroncomaniac on Oct 27, 2009 11:42 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Love your humor and sense of prose
I cannot wait for the next installment!
"Take what you can. Give nothing back!"
by Colorado_Kitten on Oct 27, 2009 4:39 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
puddletown, I read this at 3 AM when I couldn't sleep.
Tried to keep from laughing out loud and waking the whole house. Read it again and went back to bed and slept like a sloth. This morning my wife says " Did you know you were laughing in your sleep last night?" I told her it sure beats passing gas.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. A. Einstein
by Ponderosa on Oct 27, 2009 5:03 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Amen!
We should teach Moreno the Mississippi Mud Walk.
by puddletown on Oct 27, 2009 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
You had me at the Girl from Ipanema reference.
Classy, stinging wit. I love this. Thanks for bringing some humor to match the MHR collective IQ of 42,458,532,766,267. I know that’s off the IQ scale, but that’s how we roll. HAIL THE BRONCOS!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Oct 27, 2009 9:50 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Its good to be winning
This site has a really nice feel to it lately, this post really captures that. Somehow, I found myself over on Hog Heaven reading about the Redskins woes. There is a lot of bile and animosity firing back and forth between commenters there. Ownership is universally reviled, of course, but lots of petty agruments about whether the problem is the quarterback or the O line. All I can say is, its good to be a Broncos fan!
Indescision is the key to flexibility
by akbroncosfan on Oct 28, 2009 3:30 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
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