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Interlude (Cue Girl From Ipanema Muzak)



I was sitting down with Denivar Broncovsky's epic tale The 2009 Denver Broncos when the phone rang. Begrudgingly, I put down my favorite book to answer it.

"Hello! This is an automated message from the Oregon Lottery. You can win $5,000 dollars if you just enter the secret 4 digit number of the day!"

So I typed in: 4-2-4-5-8-4-3-2-7-6-6-2-6-7 (H-A-I-L-T-H-E-B-R-O-N-C-O-S)

I hung up and went to the kitchen to get me some eats and decided on 13 bon-bons and 3 cups of Kool-Aid.

13-3 baby.

As I enjoyed my afternoon snack there was a knock on my door. I answered only to find some very pleasant young people handing out literature courtesy of the Jehovah Witnesses.

 

"Hello, are you familiar with our readings?"

"Hail the Broncos."

"I'm sorry?"

"Hail the Broncos."

"Um, yes. Well, we'd like you to have this publication to learn a little bit more about our Lord and Saviour."

"13-3, baby."

"Um. Well. Yes. Of course."

"Hail the Broncos."

 

As they trundled off down the road the bloody phone rang again.

 

"Hello?"

"Hello dear, its your mother. I wanted to know what you think my grandson would like for his birthday."

"He wants to watch the Broncos with his dad."

"Well, I'm sure that you would like that very much, but isn't there some kind of toy or book he might like?"

"He wants to watch the Broncos with his dad."

"Okay, I can see you are not going to give me a straight answer...

"He wants to watch the Broncos with his dad."

"Don't interrupt. Look, I'm just going to call back when I think your lovely wife will answer." Then she hung up.

I called her back.

"He wants to watch the Broncos with his dad."

 

I decided it was time to call Z100 and request some music. The girl who answered the phone was very pretty. You know this to be true. Any stranger on the phone looks exactly how you want them to, and she was darned pretty. Like, you know, super darned pretty.

"Hi! Thanks for calling the Z100 request line. Whaddya wanna hear?"

"The Broncos are 6-0."

"Come again?"

"The Broncos are 6-0."

"Did you have a request or something?"

"I would love it very much if you would mention to your listeners that the Broncos are 6-0."

"Um. Okay. See this is a music request line. I think you are trying to call some sports station or something."

"Is this Z100?"

"Yes it is!"

"The Broncos are 6-0."

Click. Her click, not mine. I was happy to continue with our modest flirting. She had other ideas. Or perhaps a job to get back to.

Sated with food and some great chats with people about The Broncos, I decided to head back to the sofa and enjoy some more of The 2009 Denver Broncos by our pal Denivar Broncovsky. I turned to my bookmark and realized that I had finished Part 1 (an epic, joyous love affair) and had nothing but a coupla blank pages to flip through before begining Part 2: Chapter 1 The Raven.

I thought to myself, "You know what? The Denver Broncos are just about as much fun as any grown fella should be allowed to have. Well, aside from the occasional making of the love. And I suppose watching your children succeed. Nah. Just the making of the love. Oh, and rockin' out the ol' guitar."

This is a Fan-Created Comment on MileHighReport.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff of MHR

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