It's quite an understatement to say that Mitch Berger hasn't really lived up to the expectations of us here at MileHighReport. His punting has been erratic and underwhelming (Remember that 16 yard punt from the game on Sunday). The wind up is molasses slow and it's a miracle that a punt hasn't been blocked yet.
Hillis has been virtually gone the season and the fans are clamoring more Cowbell. We all miss his hard nosed style of running and general awesomeness.
Here's my proposed solution.
Make Peyton Hillis the punter and give Berger the boot (Pun intended). Peyton Hillis is so powerful his sweat is actually made of nitroglycerin. He would have no problem booting that ball 90 yards or 20. He would be the utimate coffin kicker not only because he'd always kick it out of bounds at the opponent's 1 yard line, but he would actually end the life of the ball he's kicking.
I think this could actually work!