Terror Alert in Chicago
by hawkarooski on Nov 18, 2009 2:22 PM MST
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Just received this in an email from a buddy living in Chicago:
The Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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LMAO
you just about made me disrupt my classroom by my laughter.
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by BShrout on Nov 18, 2009 2:37 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
LMAO on that one.
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by weazel on Nov 18, 2009 2:46 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Teachers or student?
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16-3 baby!!
by RiG on Nov 18, 2009 4:40 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
BShrout is a special ed teacher.
God bless him!
Formerly known as HoosierTeacher or just HT.
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by Steve Nichols on Nov 19, 2009 4:19 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
pretty sure this is just a really funny joke hahaha
cuz i heard the same story about the raiders a year ago lol
by broncoboy on Nov 18, 2009 2:39 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Except with the Raiders it was a first down marker
I would hope you would support who we are. Not, who we are not. Coach Norman Dale "Hoosiers"
by dmitchell624 on Nov 18, 2009 7:02 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Ka-ching
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on Nov 20, 2009 3:41 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Way to hawka-loogy
on Da Bears.LOL
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by KaptainKirk on Nov 18, 2009 2:58 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
LMFAO
THAT was good!
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by sadaraine on Nov 18, 2009 3:32 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
maybe they should consider practising with sidelines and hash marks...
gotta get a little white stuff
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by RiG on Nov 18, 2009 4:41 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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by kentuckybronco on Nov 18, 2009 5:18 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
by aLuffabo on Nov 19, 2009 12:29 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
that would be so funny
if i hadnt heard it 10 times before
by theflanman86 on Nov 19, 2009 1:54 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
That reminds me..
I live in Oklahoma City and as most of you could tell, we don’t have a professional football team. Recently, legislation was voted on if we should build and construct a stadium to draw a team to OKC; parallel to how we drew the NBA’s Seattle Supersonics here to become the Oklahoma City Thunder. After much debate, it was vetoed, not because of funds, but because if we obtained a professional football team than Kansas City would want one!
by OKBronco on Nov 19, 2009 8:40 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
Shame on Clay Bennett
It was a total shame the way Clay Bennett stole that franchise from the fans of Seattle.
by NuggetsLife on Nov 21, 2009 1:48 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
ROTFLOL
Hawk thanks for the laughter……..
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by bchiper on Nov 19, 2009 8:53 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
LOL @ Work!!!
GAH I read this in the office and had to stifle my laughter to a dull chuckle with my body jolting from the GUFFAW begging to be released!!!!
Too funny, and first time I"VE heard it so stop being sad sacks to those who have. Let the joke spread its love!!!
Although I prefer the Onion’s article on Jokeland FINALLY GETTING A FIRST DOWN!!!!
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by DenBronx on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
17 INT's and every one of them was someone else's fault.
People are blinded by the laser shots to see the real athlete.
by bfree2bronc on Nov 19, 2009 12:02 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
If he goes to another team they will see the truth.
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by weazel on Nov 19, 2009 12:45 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Always liked this joke
But in this situation, I’d be a little leery of using it until the Broncos have actually scored more points than the team you’re telling it about.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.
by improv88 on Nov 19, 2009 2:55 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Wow
This joke is like 40 years old.
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by propheteer on Nov 19, 2009 4:58 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
about as good as
denver pf 167
BEARS pf 186
good one!
by reefermadness3 on Nov 21, 2009 5:04 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
That rug really tied the room together...
by Streams Of Whiskey on Nov 22, 2009 6:05 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
gap is widening
denver pf 170
BEARS pf 206
by reefermadness3 on Nov 23, 2009 2:54 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
among others
cutler int 18
ORTON int 5
That rug really tied the room together...
by Streams Of Whiskey on Nov 23, 2009 7:47 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of the joke about keeping Raider fans out of your front yard- Just paint an end zone in it
by knoepke84 on Nov 23, 2009 6:21 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
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