Terror Alert in Chicago

by hawkarooski on Nov 18, 2009 2:22 PM MST

Just received this in an email from a buddy living in Chicago:

The Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

by DjBroncos on Nov 18, 2009 2:25 PM MST reply actions

LMAO

you just about made me disrupt my classroom by my laughter.

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by Brian Shrout on Nov 18, 2009 2:37 PM MST reply actions

LMAO on that one.

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by weazel on Nov 18, 2009 2:46 PM MST up reply actions

Teachers or student?

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16-3 baby!!

by RiG on Nov 18, 2009 4:40 PM MST up reply actions

BShrout is a special ed teacher.

God bless him!

Formerly known as HoosierTeacher or just HT.

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by Steve Nichols on Nov 19, 2009 4:19 PM MST up reply actions

pretty sure this is just a really funny joke hahaha

cuz i heard the same story about the raiders a year ago lol

by broncoboy on Nov 18, 2009 2:39 PM MST reply actions

Except with the Raiders it was a first down marker

I would hope you would support who we are. Not, who we are not. Coach Norman Dale "Hoosiers"

by dmitchell624 on Nov 18, 2009 7:02 PM MST up reply actions

Ka-ching

If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!

by Trinidad Jack on Nov 20, 2009 3:41 PM MST up reply actions

Way to hawka-loogy

on Da Bears.LOL

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by KaptainKirk on Nov 18, 2009 2:58 PM MST reply actions

LMFAO

THAT was good!

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by sadaraine on Nov 18, 2009 3:32 PM MST reply actions

hahahahahaha

sweet

by bailey disciple on Nov 18, 2009 4:09 PM MST reply actions

maybe they should consider practising with sidelines and hash marks...

gotta get a little white stuff

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by RiG on Nov 18, 2009 4:41 PM MST reply actions

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by Troy Hufford on Nov 18, 2009 5:18 PM MST reply actions

an oldie but a goodie

by tunga77 on Nov 18, 2009 6:02 PM MST reply actions

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by aLuffabo on Nov 19, 2009 12:29 AM MST reply actions

that would be so funny

if i hadnt heard it 10 times before

by theflanman86 on Nov 19, 2009 1:54 AM MST reply actions

That reminds me..

I live in Oklahoma City and as most of you could tell, we don’t have a professional football team. Recently, legislation was voted on if we should build and construct a stadium to draw a team to OKC; parallel to how we drew the NBA’s Seattle Supersonics here to become the Oklahoma City Thunder. After much debate, it was vetoed, not because of funds, but because if we obtained a professional football team than Kansas City would want one!

by OKBronco on Nov 19, 2009 8:40 AM MST reply actions

LOL!!!

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by DenBronx on Nov 19, 2009 11:33 AM MST up reply actions

Shame on Clay Bennett

It was a total shame the way Clay Bennett stole that franchise from the fans of Seattle.

by NuggetsLife on Nov 21, 2009 1:48 AM MST up reply actions

ROTFLOL

Hawk thanks for the laughter……..

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by bchiper on Nov 19, 2009 8:53 AM MST reply actions