Here are five that I created. Please feel free to make up your own. And Chargers' fans, please participate if you have the inclination (or the intelligence). With the beach and the surfing, one wonders if Chargers' fans can count syllables.
At the end of the season, I'll do a post with the top 10 limericks of the season for everyone to vote on.
The Reality of Phil Rivers
Phil, you're not seein' JC no more.
So sit and cry and look at the score.
Doom's lickin' his chops
to knock off some blocks
And crush your face to the Mile High Roar.
LT, Let's Party
LT, there's a ticket here for you
To join the party in orange and blue
You're the featured guest
In a bone crush fest
Thanks for bringing a fumble or two.
BDawk, Meet Gates
Gates don't be runnin' that dawg gone route
up the seam, untouched, with your hand out.
Man, don't you come this way
Or you are gonna pay
with a freight train through your chest, no doubt.
Darren Sproles, Leprechaun
He's the scat-back on kick off return
A powder-blue leprechaun with burn.
You don't kick to his side
Or he can turn the tide,
But face it, the dude fits in an urn.
Norv Turner, Super Genius
Here, he's calling another screen pass.
The defensive isn't a horse's ass.
They saw that silly play.
At least a mile away,
Norv, go back to your Looney Tunes class.