FanPost

The Dude Abides...It's Charger Limerick Time...Again

 

Divisional opponents inspire hate.  And mockery.  So let round two of the Charger Limericks begin!.  The first attack on the Chargers can be found here.

Here are five that I created.  Please feel free to make up your own.   And Chargers' fans, please participate if you have the inclination (or the intelligence).  With the beach and the surfing, one wonders if Chargers' fans can count syllables.

At the end of the season, I'll do a post with the top 10 limericks of the season for everyone to vote on.  

 

The Reality of Phil Rivers

Phil, you're not seein' JC no more.

So sit and cry and look at the score.

     Doom's lickin' his chops

     to knock off some blocks

And crush your face to the Mile High Roar.

 

LT, Let's Party

LT, there's a ticket here for you

To join the party in orange and blue

    You're the featured guest

    In a bone crush fest

Thanks for bringing a fumble or two.

 

BDawk, Meet Gates

Gates don't be runnin' that dawg gone route

up the seam, untouched, with your hand out. 

     Man, don't you come this way

     Or you are gonna pay

with a freight train through your chest, no doubt.

 

Darren Sproles, Leprechaun

He's the scat-back on kick off return

A powder-blue leprechaun with burn. 

     You don't kick to his side

     Or he can  turn the tide,

But face it, the dude fits in an urn.

 

Norv Turner, Super Genius

Here, he's calling another screen pass.

The defensive isn't a horse's ass.

      They saw that silly play.

      At least a mile away,

Norv, go back to your Looney Tunes class.

This is a Fan-Created Comment on MileHighReport.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff of MHR

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join Mile High Report

You must be a member of Mile High Report to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Mile High Report. You should read them.

Join Mile High Report

You must be a member of Mile High Report to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Mile High Report. You should read them.

Spinner

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker