The Dude Abides...It's Limerick Time for the Chiefs!
by TJ Johnson on Nov 30, 2009 12:42 PM MST
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Divisional opponents inspire hate. And mockery. So let round one of the Chiefs' Limericks begin!.
Here are five that I created. Please feel free to make up your own. And Chiefs' fans, please participate if you have the inclination (or you're not already mocking your top-5-draft-pick).
At the end of the season, I'll do a post with the top 10 limericks from all the division opponents to vote on, so please rec the limericks that you like the most.
These five should help you get the hang of it (if you have an extra syllable or two here or there, who cares):
I forget some folks have just joined recently. If you want to see the damage we did to the Raiders and Chargers, look here:
Now, on to the Limericks!
Epic Struggle
The Raiders and Chiefs vie for last place
so they can get next year's best draft space.
Even ugly Al
Looks pretty regal
Next to the Arrowhead stench we face.
Haley´s Vomit
Hey, Haley, there's a 3rd-Down party,
but your OC is too damn tardy.
Oh, you call the plays?
So it´s 0-for-days,
And the play calls are worse than Marty.
The KC Chiefs: Enablers
LJ cried his way out of your town
with gay slurs and a sad little frown.
He's the six-year old
Who was never told
"No" and he still thinks he's got a crown.
Who's Your Daddy, KC?
The Nigerian Nightmare...well, no.
Not after Atwater brought the flow.
Okoye went down
A new sheriff in town,
And now the historians say, "whooooa.".
The Glory Days
'69 is a long time ago.
So wait for another 40 or so.
You've just got no chance
in your loser's trance.
No arrows..no quiver..,no small bow.
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Bronco lymerick
There once was a Bronco team that I feared
But now they are lead by a QB with a neck beard
His throws have no spunk
and his #1 WR is a punk
That being said if the Chiefs win this weekend it’ll be weird.
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 30, 2009 12:49 PM MST reply actions 3 recs
Considering how much anti-Chief limericks will abound this thread, kudos for this one. lol
We love the neckbeard! More so than the 20 INT Cutler has thrown this year. :)
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
+1
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot : )
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Dec 2, 2009 10:36 PM MST up reply actions
Jamaal wore the red and the white
When he runs, he’s most mean, not polite
With a spin and he juke
He makes DC’s puke
But with Dawkins, he’d be smart not to fight.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
lol
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 1:19 PM MST up reply actions
Oh Matt Cassel, we know thee so well
Coach McD made your contract so swell
But look quickly and flee
Doom is coming with glee
To sack you, thus ringing your bell
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 1:07 PM MST reply actions 2 recs
The Chiefs, they decided to cut Johnson—
No, not inside linebacker Derrick Johnson.
Let us fold up Niswanger
Like a coathanger,
And the Chargers can…(fight the urge)…lose southeast of Wisconsin?
Jason
The Hanging Curve
I'm no poetry master
But can you really rhyme “Johnson” with “Johnson”?
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 30, 2009 1:10 PM MST up reply actions
you should have seen
how I wanted to end the limerick
Jason
The Hanging Curve
by poorboywilly on Nov 30, 2009 1:12 PM MST up reply actions
Yeah, have you seen a bengals game? There are like 12 Johnsons on the team.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 1:13 PM MST up reply actions
Rec'd, love it! I've got no limerick mojo, but I'll give it a shot
The House of Horrors we do fear
Until the Chiefs power dissappear
Their greatness of Arrow head
Becomes the remembered dead
Victory is what they shall never hear
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
Matt Cassel was brought in to make a difference,
but the only points he scores is for the opposing defense,
The chiefs scratch their head,
wondering why their offense has gone dead,
and if the chiefs win again, it won’t make any sense!
"When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important than the name on the back." - "Miracle".
"Winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, and give more than anyone else." - Vince Lombardi.
Blog lymerick
I’ve just been a member of Mile High Report for a day or two
You seem like good guys, why you cheer for the donks, I haven’t a clue
I still prefer Arrowhead pride
But your ribbing I will take in stride
We can all agree both our blogs are better than Bolts from the blue
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 30, 2009 1:31 PM MST reply actions 10 recs
lol, close enough
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 1:35 PM MST up reply actions
the last line earned a rec from me. :P
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
but only because I don't like the Chargers more than the Chiefs right now...
I do like the owner of BftB tho. lol
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
Craig, Freakin' Awesome, baby
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
Any dig on the chargers is
good with me! Rec’d!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
Ode to the KC QB
Our Defense has a real big disdain
If the offense earns a large gain
Dawk shouts and pumps fists
Doom runs and then hits
Poor Matt, wincing, writhing in pain.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Thank you
for omitting the “and” in the last line. Your metric flow is niiiiice.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
Hey MHR got one up as a Limerick Pay back over at AP
all in good fun though. Good post idea TJ Johnson
gonna post my limerick over there now. :P
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
It's a fun way to say things without pissing anyone off
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
Andre Goodman
Sometimes, it gets lonely out there
On an island, you reside if you dare
With champ on one side
His job’s a rough ride
Our unsung hero, Andre, is there.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 1:42 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Taylor Swift Lymerick
I hate Taylor swift, she looks like a cat
If she tried to tackle me, I’d swat her like a knat
Kanye West is the best
Her voice is as flat as her chest
I’m not gay but I rather make out with our QB Matt.
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 30, 2009 1:51 PM MST up reply actions
FAIL!!! Can we get a reverse Rec???
The respect you had earned from your BFTB limerick has just evaporated in an instant. lol
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 2:21 PM MST up reply actions
Haha
Sorry, I couldn’t help it!
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 30, 2009 2:24 PM MST up reply actions
haha, it's cool.
I find it hilarious that you’d attack Taylor Swift from my signature. I can respect that.
To each their own. IMO, she is super fine. Maybe that’s not your style. Obviously you have a thing for Matt Cassell and that’s fine. lol. There are a few states where that’s legal. HAHAHA
Seriously, though. How can you say no to this?
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 2:28 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
What is she 12?
I guess she’s pretty hot.
Here is another picture of her playing the piano
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 30, 2009 2:37 PM MST up reply actions
lol, so many jokes I could do with that pic, but I'd get flagged, so I'll leave it alone.
She’s 19 and so am I. So it works. hahaha
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 2:42 PM MST up reply actions
LMFAO!!!
KB…… nevermind. You’re right. It would be a flagfest to respond. But that’s hilarious.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
lol, In all honesty, I can't stand her music, either. Don't tell anyone, though.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 2:36 PM MST up reply actions
and the truth comes out
agreed on all counts
by bailey disciple on Dec 1, 2009 7:48 AM MST up reply actions
KB...you'll find yourself saying this about a lot of girls...just replace music with.....X
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
You're gaining hero status with me, Craig.
I almost feel dirty, you being a Cheifs fan and all…but can anybody explain Swift mania to me. I tried to get my 12 year old to help me out, but he couldn’t keep his tongue is his mouth.
by PredominantlyOrange on Dec 1, 2009 6:28 PM MST up reply actions
lol, to your 12 year old boy. It's understandable.
Honestly, I have no idea how she is adored as a singer. She’s terrible. Maybe I am biased because I hate country music. Irrelevant, I am continuing.
I guess her fame is sort of like the Miley Cyrus dynasty that hit the Disney Channel. Taylor Swift is famous for the same reason that American Idol is a hit and Hannah Montana is a huge hit. Girls between the ages of 5 and 14ish and boys between …….. well, boys who like girls.
Girls like Taylor Swift because they dream of being singers or movie starts or whatever and boys like her because she is hott. That pretty much says all you need to know about Taylor Swift…… and Disney Channel and American Idol.
It’s sad I know all this Disney Channel/American Idol stuff……….. I need to stay away from my girlfriend’s day care. (She works there, in case you were wondering. Don’t get the wrong idea.) HAHAHA
Well, I’m sure that’s the first and last time that Hannah Montana and American Idol will ever be mentioned at MHR. I’m gonna go lay down. I feel sick to my stomach.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
I keep trying to explain that hot is...
…Kristen Stewart— if he’s looking for a young heart throb— and he looks back at me like I’m a bloody booger.
by PredominantlyOrange on Dec 1, 2009 6:44 PM MST up reply actions
lol. Maybe he's just into blondes? It is what it is.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Bad Dreams
Matt Cassel is the savior in red
He was brought to the chiefs where he led
But when Denver comes in
He may want some strong gin
So bad dreams of Doom sacks leave his head.
(never drank, but I couldn’t think of anything else to go with “in” for this limerick.)
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Ode to Arrowhead
How will it feel to get beat in 7 days
Redskins, and Steelers didn’t have their way
Denver can’t beat those common teams
KC will win, it sure seems.
Daniels wanted Cassel
boy did cause him quite the hassle.
Your 1-16 at Arrowhead in December
I know you could not quite remember.
Time for the Chiefs to hamper playoff hopes
Denver fans will need a shrink in order to cope!
by casselreadychiefs on Nov 30, 2009 2:57 PM MST reply actions
The past means nothing to me
Sure, the past you had lots of pure glee
But we play in ‘09
Not years past, are you blind?
Check your calendar, man, and you’ll see.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 3:32 PM MST up reply actions
uhh...1-0 in January though. :)
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
TJ Johnson
No wonder he makes these post, he is so far by far the best. If my wife knew I was writing poetry to another, she would be pissed.
by casselreadychiefs on Nov 30, 2009 4:57 PM MST reply actions
Ha! We won't tell her! I was hoping we'd get one of the divisional blogs to actively participate
How did I know it would be the Chiefs! Keep em coming, my friend!!
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
THawk, Truth. Of our divisional opponents, I have the most respect for the Chiefs
on so many levels.
1) Fans are cool
2) Owners give a damn
3) The great rivalries between Elway v Schottenheimer
4) Derrick Freakin’ Thomas
5) Repeat 1-4.
Much Respect
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
by TJ Johnson on Dec 1, 2009 9:09 AM MST up reply actions 2 recs
Ill rec that one sir and the same to you
you guys are so much cooler than the raiders and chargers fans
And Oh yes
They are doing a deal for Derrick Freakin Thomas at halftime this week against the Broncos
Start Strong, Finish Weak
There once was a team from Denver
They tend to play well in September
But when playoff dates loom,
Their team is in doom,
And their 6-0 start will not be remembered.
For justice we must go to Don Pioli
by Sudden on Nov 30, 2009 5:42 PM MST reply actions 6 recs
Ignore the Media
When the media hates Orange and Blue
They scream til their face is blue, too.
They’ll get to deceivin’
And make you believin’
That the Broncos are mean as some glue.
The old broncos to the media defy
They’ll beat every red and white guy
They hit, you go down.
Boy, look at that frown.
Shoulda judged the Broncos with your eye.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 6:28 PM MST up reply actions 5 recs
I think they know what they're talkin about!
Sorry you misunderstood
The media does as they should
A spade is a spade
And I’m sorry to say
That your one eye aint all that good
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
by ArrowSpread on Dec 1, 2009 6:38 PM MST up reply actions 4 recs
False
Woody Paige said we’d win but 3 times
And J Dukes thoughts just ain’t worth a dime
Their predictions were bad
And analysis sad
Clearly, Clayton should read this quick rhyme.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Dec 1, 2009 6:46 PM MST up reply actions 5 recs
Lets be honest
The Donks were down on their luck
Frankly, all thought they would suck
But what do ya know?!
They won 6 in a row!
Then dropped 4 ‘fore you could say, ’Fuuuuuuuuuu….dge’
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
by ArrowSpread on Dec 1, 2009 6:51 PM MST up reply actions 6 recs
But the man with the neckbeard is back
For stats, our D mastered the sack
4 games were a shame
But we’re back on our game
In 5 days we’ll have wins back to back.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Dec 1, 2009 7:16 PM MST up reply actions 6 recs
Ooooooh!
Well played, sir!
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
A win on our turf is not likely
History hasn’t treated you nicely
12-1, I believe
Check the record, take heed
When the dub’s in our column, no griping
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
by ArrowSpread on Dec 1, 2009 8:25 PM MST up reply actions 5 recs
OK, that was good.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
that took a while to rec all those
there has to be a better way to rec a limerick war… I’ll send an email to SBNation, but they will probably just file it with all the other “rec the limerick wars” emails.
Precision in thought, concision in style, decision in life.
"That's MR.Styg..."
by Jeremy Bolander on Dec 2, 2009 12:17 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Let them know division rivals are getting involved.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 2, 2009 12:18 PM MST up reply actions
Sudden, I love this. Tell your friends. This is just good outrageous fun, man! I am rec'ing this one, it's too good.
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
Agreed. Trash talking is so much more interesting when done in limerick.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM MST up reply actions
All-Time Series 53-44 CHIEFS!
53-44,
And we’ve scored 352 more,
And now to Arrowhead,
Your team will dread,
And you’ll go home having lost 54.
For justice we must go to Don Pioli
by Sudden on Nov 30, 2009 6:13 PM MST reply actions 2 recs
That one got me deep, man. Too deep:-)
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
We have John, Jeremy and witty Zappa at Mile High Report.
Broncobear and Steve to check on McGeorge’s retorts.
The nycbroncofan who brings msm’s daily dose of sleeze.
Ted’s Shallow Thought & Nearsighted observations are the Tuesday reads.
Then we have The Big Lebowski with his “Stat’s That Never Lie”.
This is the best sbn site and I will be here till I die.
Now all of you Chiefs fans you have your Pride,
Faded dreams as you watch your favorite team slide.
Before you can be a Chief you must be a Brave.
If your team starts winning then you might once again be the rave.
But for now Chiefs fan just sit tight,
Because you have just entered sbn’s best site.
by bfree2bronc on Nov 30, 2009 6:42 PM MST reply actions 5 recs
I will rec this, bfree, but only cuz I'm biased...
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
You have an awesome post here dude...thanks.
I’ve gotten a chuckle or 2 from all of them. Thanks to all.
the chefs fans have the tomahawk chop
even though their seasons a flop
they wave one arm
as if to ward off harm
from the fart they did just hear pop
"The question that sometimes drives me hazy, Am I or the others crazy?" -Albert Einstein
by Disturbed70 on Nov 30, 2009 7:10 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
the chefs came to camp overweight
with a new coach to clean the slate
he amped up the gears
to lose the big rears
yet losing is still in your fate
"The question that sometimes drives me hazy, Am I or the others crazy?" -Albert Einstein
by Disturbed70 on Nov 30, 2009 7:16 PM MST reply actions 3 recs
?
As long as I can remember,
I hate the words ‘Chiefs in December’
The memories are bad,
Pathetic and sad,
So let’s all pretend its September.
Although he left us a mess,
Only Wade had that success,
In years we win one,
Lose sixteen, not fun,
I’m already feeling the stress.
Not Miller, or Reeves, or Mike
Brought results that Denver could like.
Though creative and new,
With hearts of true blue,
They all took the Arrowhead hike.
Yet something is new this year,
Not a word you can speak or hear,
This team has a heart,
Of being a part,
Of finding team faults with a mirror.
Arrowhead, December, and fear,
Will not be a problem this year.
This team has a sight,
As one they have might,
A many cord rope will not tear.
This weekend Cassel meets Doom,
And flat on his face he will sloom.
Their defense will kneel’
Cause Marshall’s for real,
And Moreno finds all the room.
All the running he room he could ever desire……………………………………..
lol
Go Broncos!!!!
Playoffs here we come untill we aint!!!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Nov 30, 2009 7:28 PM MST reply actions 14 recs
Wow, that is stout. +1
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 7:31 PM MST up reply actions
Eh...
So the Donkies claim good defense
Perhaps under a false pretense
Cuz haven’t you read?
Elvis is dead!
On the toilet in suit full with sequins
Doom may have killed Superman
But Cassel has what in his hand?
Branden Albert the starter
Who sprays Doom with cold water
Watch him rust with the fortitude of a tincan!
See, cuz Dr. Doom is metal, right? Boy do I suck at this.
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
by ArrowSpread on Dec 1, 2009 1:35 AM MST up reply actions 2 recs
lol I guess we'll see
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
and by the way, I thought you did good.
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
You'd recant..
If you knew how much time and effort I put into it!
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
Arrow, the more I read your poem the more I like it...
Cuz haven’t you read?
Elvis is dead!
On the toilet in suit full with sequins
.
that is really funny stuff
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
You guys from KC need to recommend this post, we need 10 recs to keep it alive up top
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
There once was a QB named Matt
Who met his Doom and was squashed oh so flat
Albert and Niswager
Lost their big Chief swagger
Make those miracles happen - Jon Keyworth
And the Chiefs season went down in a splat
Sorry was too fast on the draw
Make those miracles happen - Jon Keyworth
by IgorBStrange on Dec 1, 2009 12:47 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Igor, I'm only rec'ing the last line!
kidding..
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
First try here
On a Thursday night game in November
A sleeping Bronco was woken from a slumber
The Chiefs better watch out
Because contrary to McD’s shout
ONE MOTHER F&%@ING GAME! will soon be many.
Lady, you want me to answer you if this old airplane is safe to fly? Just how in the world do you think it got to be this old?
— Anon
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
— George Bernard Shaw
by Choochoobonewagon on Dec 1, 2009 1:02 AM MST reply actions 4 recs
CBW
I’m down with this. Great job, man!
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
NICE!!!!
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Dec 1, 2009 10:22 AM MST up reply actions
Haha
Thanks guys! This is one of my favorite threads on this site, just have to make sure I am not drinking or eating while reading them :P
Lady, you want me to answer you if this old airplane is safe to fly? Just how in the world do you think it got to be this old?
— Anon
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
— George Bernard Shaw
by Choochoobonewagon on Dec 1, 2009 12:07 PM MST up reply actions
i've been trying since last night to finish a Jimi Hendrix inspired Chiefs limerick
but so far all i can come up with is a nice closing line that i can’t seem to finish : (
Cassels made of sand, sinking under the Denver D, eventually.
Just found a link to this from AP today. First attempt.
Prepare for your first dose of Jamaal
The Steelers couldn’t stop him at all
What makes you think,
With your D in a stink
That Mr. Charles won’t get the game ball?
GO CHIEFS!!!!!
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 1:38 PM MST reply actions 5 recs
Can do.
I’m in the middle of coming up with another right now.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 1:54 PM MST up reply actions
Thanks for coming dear sir with your call
But our defense ain’t scared, not at all
Last week we had sacks
Picks, fumbles and smacks
So our offense will soon have the ball.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Oh yeah?:
While Taylor Swift is pretty hot
A Beyonce Knowles she is not
And Kanye was right
for almost starting a fight
Taylor didn’t deserve what she got.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 2:14 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL, honestly I could care less.
I just thought it’d be funny to crack at your sig.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 2:15 PM MST up reply actions
haha, nice. I think it's so funny that people take cracks at T Swift, even though she's smokin' hott. lol.
Good one RNGB. I’ll rec that.You’re the second one in this thread to do that. I’m totally surprised that there are more Taylor Swift limericks than Kyle Orton limericks. Is that sad?
Maybe if Taylor Swift grew a neckbeard, she wouldn’t have as many negative limericks about her.
Taylor, if you are reading this, which you probably aren’t, don’t grow a neckbeard. It was a joke.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
I'll have to even it up by making an Orton one... give me a few minutes.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 2:24 PM MST up reply actions
Here we go:
I’m pretty indifferent towards Orton
He’s unlikely to do anything important
As long as he refrains
from attempting left-handed gains
His time in Denver will be decent.
I have a hard time hating on Orton. He’s just a journeyman QB that is average at best. I hated your ex-golden boy Cutler because he was an arrogant d-bag with decent skill. Orton’s not like that.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 2:49 PM MST up reply actions
ingratitude.
what can you do?
Precision in thought, concision in style, decision in life.
"That's MR.Styg..."
by Jeremy Bolander on Dec 2, 2009 12:22 PM MST up reply actions
Meh.
In terms of DEN QBs choking… I prefered the one on Thanksgiving a few years back where Ty Law (what are you doing with that guy BTW, he’s like 50 years old) single handedly got Jake “The Fake” Plummer fired. That was awesome.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 2, 2009 12:25 PM MST up reply actions
RNGB, Respect!
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
Thanks
Mad props go out to you
For making a thread so cool
Arrowhead Pride
Can hit this in stride
And there’s still going to be a part 2!
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 4:22 PM MST up reply actions
Jamaal?
Jamaal won’t be walking so tall,
Once smashed by our new three-four Wall.
You say that we stink,
It just makes me think.
You don’t know real football at all!
lol
Soccer anyone? .. KC knows soccer
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2009 6:33 PM MST up reply actions 2 recs
Child please! You must not have heard.....
Jamaal is hitting a 6+ yard average
I’m telling you that this dude is savage
The leagues best run defense
Even felt his presence
Your unit is going to get damaged.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 2, 2009 1:06 PM MST up reply actions 2 recs
lol
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
It could happen
Good one RnG
Character may be manifested in the great moments but it is made in the small ones -- Philip Brooks
Love Triangle:
While the Raiders I do love to hate
The Donkeys are fun to berate
‘Cause since Elway’s been gone,
each season they bomb
And each off season it’s back to the slate.
Our success hasn’t been that great either.
Although our new managemant does have us eager
to return to the fame
of winning most games
Until then on games I’ll not wager.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 2:08 PM MST reply actions 2 recs
Cut me some slack, It's hard to rhyme with "either"
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 2:09 PM MST up reply actions
lol .. I liked it
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
This is freaking awesome.
AP needs to adopt this for our weekly opponents.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 2:16 PM MST reply actions
Except raider week. That would be a waste of time. They are illiterate. Right?
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
LOL, RaiderPete would take offense to that remark. There are still seven intelligent fans in Oakland.
They didn’t get their houses sold before the bubble burst….
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
lol, I'm speaking to the fan base as a whole. Obviously, a few of them would be able to read or write.
How else would they get that billboard up?
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Dec 1, 2009 6:48 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
lol
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
True that. What they lack in brains they make up for in gangstaness
While Raider fans may not be too bright,
With them I’d not start a fight
‘cause getting shot or stabbed
would be such a drag.
So I’ll avoid the Colloseum at night.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 2:29 PM MST reply actions 6 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rec'd.
If I could give it two, I would.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
I agree...especially after a 41-14 Monday Night beatdown...
Luckily, my little brother – a Raider fan – never leaves home without his .45 and his conceal carry permit. lmao
It was like a third world country in the parking lot after that game – my bro couldn’t wait to get to the car and his firearm. lol And he’s a farking Raider fan!
Quote of the night at that game heard by my brother in the restrooms at halftime. The urinals had clogged and were overflowing so some guy says, “Where’s a Bronco fan? Let’s drown one.”
Needless to say, I stayed at my seat from start to finish. I had no desire to drown in piss……
Then again, what do you expect? It’s Oakland….
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
uhh no...they were uhh, southerners.....from the deep south. deep deep south.
Good decent folk…you know, simple farmers – delivering their stock to us northerns…you know. catching my drift yet?
I’m trying to be PC…not a skill I’ve ever tried to master. :P
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
lol you can say hillbillies. It's cool.
I’m from Kentucky, dude, but I’m not offended with “hillbilly”. lol. “Redneck” is also fine. Jeff Foxworthy pretty much destroyed any negative connotation with that word, anyways. Unless being associated with putting useless things in your front yard is considered “negative”.
I was asking that question because maybe it was the same men who peed on your rug. They seem to like dunking people in toilets, as well.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
I was thinking too far south.
Sterotypical as it may be, I thought for sure you were hinting towards mexicans.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 3:27 PM MST up reply actions
lol and I was....
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
as a native California...it's not that big of a deal.
Right now my last name is Lynch…within a generation or two my family will likely have the last name Cortez or Ramirez or Sanchez…whatever – big deal. As long as it’s not Rivers, Tomlinson, or Manning….wait, what am I saying?!? I’ll take those last names for some inheritance. lmao
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
LOLOL .. That is just too funny
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Have to give yo a rec Red...very funny
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
The Chiefs be great in December
Have been for as long as I can Remember
How hath they do in January?
When Arrowhead becomes a cemetery
This time the Broncos will dismember
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
by Tim Lynch on Dec 1, 2009 2:52 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
I like it! MHR's Historian speaks....
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
A tiny tyrant head coach named Todd
seems to think he’s first cousin to God
but after facing McD
he’ll be certain to see
that his coaching is mightily flawed
"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" -- Wimpy J. Wellington
by Broncs Cheer on Dec 1, 2009 3:13 PM MST reply actions 2 recs
I love it, rec'd
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Oh the Chiefs were great once, it is true
When LDawson to OTaylor threw
but that’s now ancient history
now success is a mystery
for which they’ve no hunch nor a clue
"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" -- Wimpy J. Wellington
by Broncs Cheer on Dec 1, 2009 3:19 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
The same could be said of your Elway
Who now spends his time on the fairway
Since he’s been gone
You just can’t get it done
And I doubt Orton will take you to the big pay day.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 3:30 PM MST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh to be sure...
While Elway be filled with purity
KC greats are on social security
The last decade has been nauseous
For fans of both have been anxious
Though only one whose playoff hopes still lofty
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
by Tim Lynch on Dec 1, 2009 4:12 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL. I got nothing to say to that.
The Social Security bit is both sad and funny as hell.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 4:24 PM MST up reply actions
Truly, I wanted to end my limerick there. lol
the rest is just fluff. ;-)
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
Shout out to Cassel:
Think what you will about Cassel
’Cause your secondary he will hassle
And come Sunday night
Chiefs will celebrate right
With stippers wearing nothing but tassles!
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 3:21 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Please don’t speak poor of Haley
If you do, he might eat your baby
On the sideline he’ll cuss
And raise a huge fuss
Will the Chiefs respond?… Maybe.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 3:24 PM MST reply actions
One more
While the NFL longs for parity
The Chiefs can see with clarity
Their team is so sadly lacking
That their players take a whacking
And beating the Broncos is a rarity
Imagination is more important than knowledge. A. Einstein
Forever a weapon to use against Raider fans:
For the Raider fans I truly feel sad
Having to call out your owner is bad
Paying the money
For this bill board is funny
Unfortunately it will just make Al mad:
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 5:29 PM MST reply actions
Let's try that again:
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 5:29 PM MST up reply actions
OK, try the link:
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 5:31 PM MST up reply actions
http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2009/12/1/1181392/raider-fans-put-up-billboard
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 5:31 PM MST up reply actions
An ode to Al Davis
Let’s all hope Al’s heart keeps on tickin
Ensuring a Raiders butt kickin
For while he is alive
Silver & Black will not thrive
Many more laughs at his first round pickin
We confide in our strength without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it. -Thomas Jefferson 1793
When young Knowshon runs over a Chief
He’ll exclaim to himself, "Where’s the beef?
This defense is porous
and so I’m gonna score us
some touchdowns, man, what a relief!
Now the Beast won’t come after me callin
me out on the sidelines and jawin
bout my non-kung fu grip.
But enough of his lip,
I’m ready to get back to ballin."
"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" -- Wimpy J. Wellington
by Broncs Cheer on Dec 1, 2009 6:46 PM MST reply actions 5 recs
Love it, rec'd
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
High quality stuff, BC!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
My short ode to a legend in his own mind:
There once was a man named Pioli
Who the pundits played off as all holy
He showed the brain of a bison
Reached for a kid named Tyson
while his offense got ever more lowly.
by PredominantlyOrange on Dec 1, 2009 7:02 PM MST reply actions 3 recs
PO, rockin' it!
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
Thanks guys...
…had to go to a ryhming tool site on that one. Not my strong point.
by PredominantlyOrange on Dec 1, 2009 9:52 PM MST up reply actions
O Really?
Let me tell you about your man Bowlen
That sent your HoF coach and Cutler rollin’
And put in their place
Neck beard and Baby Face
I think that your playoff chance is folding.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 2, 2009 12:10 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Well played...
Wrong, of course…but a solid effort none the less…
by PredominantlyOrange on Dec 2, 2009 1:20 PM MST up reply actions
We'll see.... lol.
I remember how you guys were ready to charge his office with pitchforks and torches in the preseason. What’s gonna happen when you start slipping and miss the playoffs after that miraculous season start? And if the Chiefs beat you guys? Oh man. You’d REALLY suck then. Look what happened to JaMarcus when we beat the Raiders. And Zorn when we beat the Skins. And Roethlisberger AND Charlie Batch being injured in our “Hell froze over win”. Bad things happen to opposing teams when we win. LOL.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 2, 2009 1:27 PM MST up reply actions
I've learned when it comes to the Chiefs...
…and am resigned to the possibility of another crushing defeat. I doubt it…but I do a have a grasp of the long arch of history.
I was not even close to being part of the torches and pitchforks crowd. In fact, quite the opposite. I was totally okay with Shannahan, and totally got over Cutler the second he demanded out. It’s all about the laundry in PO’s world. Cutler might as well of defecated on my mother.
If Denver misses the playoffs, they’ve still already won 4 more games than EVERYBODY promised. It’s all gravy from here….
by PredominantlyOrange on Dec 2, 2009 2:48 PM MST up reply actions
I hear ya.
I poke fun because it’s my duty as a Chiefs fan. The fact that after all the crap that happened in the offseason, and DEN still came charging out the gate is respectable. Most people didn’t give you 6 wins all year. To do it in the first 6 weeks is respectable.
The same goes for us too. No one was giving us much credit, and they were right. We’re legitimately rebuilding for the first time. It took us 10 years too long to clean house and start over, but we finally did. It looks like a 5-11 season is plausible, and given that we went 2-14 last year…. well in light of the scheme, management and roster changes and talent level, 5 wins would be a good first year. This next off season will tell the tale of Pioli. He’s had a full year to evaluate the staff and team. He has to hit a couple of home runs in the draft and free agency.
All I can hope for is that we get out of this hole fast, so we don’t turn into the next OAK Raiders. And I don’t think that we will be. Our ownership is good, it was kept in the Hunt family. Pioli definitely had the best resume out of all the GM candidates. Haley had the resume to move up in coaching. The ingredients are there. It just has to bake for another season or two.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 2, 2009 3:47 PM MST up reply actions
Agreed. I think that, honestly, the AFC West (minus the raiders) is on the way up.
The chiefs have actually impressed me in their games this year. Most of the losses were close games. The chiefs aren’t totally inept. I think that with a few more talented players, you guys can be a force to be reckoned with. It’s certainly not completely in shambles, like the raiders.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
What’s with KC fans in this place
Try’n to slap MHR in the face
But to AP fans’ pain
Their Chiefs team will remain
Fighting Al Davis’ team for last place
by Velveeta on Dec 1, 2009 7:45 PM MST reply actions 7 recs
Ode to TJ
Our TJ has many great Post,
Yet this one, as fun, is the most.
Chief’s fans have such class,
I’ve just had a blast,
Feel bad that this weekend they’re toast.
Bad dreams of Chiefs in December,
I wish I could not remember.
Yet these loves a fight,
Broncs making things right,
Will push the Chiefs back to September.
There will be no Arrowhead fear,
December by Broncos this year.
KC we will paste,
Then toss them as waiste,
Sit back and enjoy a beer,
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2009 7:58 PM MST reply actions 4 recs
Mike, how can I not rec this, man? I am compelled to exercise my self-interest here:-)
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
LOL, we do what we must at times, and hope that at last it rhymes
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
F Y I...
The A P in K C would claim
That M H R’s Broncos are lame
But the Chefs will say “Hell”
And they’ll be S O L
When the Donks win the M F N game.
by Velveeta on Dec 1, 2009 8:10 PM MST reply actions 3 recs
Thematic,
poignant, and sporting excellent meter. Velveeta, this is one well-constructed limerick!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
Not mine.. and not football related, but always makes me laugh:
A vegetarian named Lou
Picked up the wrong sandwich to chew
He said with a shout
After spitting it out
OMG, WTF, BBQ!
Good evening.
The only one we couldn’t stop
Was LJ, the immature flop.
Now he’s gone away.
And KC better pray
That their RBs elude Dawkins’ pop.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 1, 2009 8:21 PM MST reply actions 2 recs
The Trade
The chiefs fans are pretty damn cool
(In spite of their rooting for fools)
So McD wanted Cassel
And it caused a big hassle.
In the end Orton’s Broncos will RULE!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 1, 2009 8:24 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
AFC West Power struggle
The raiders are lower than low.
And the chargers with Rivers are so
Overrated that I
feel an upset is nigh.
First the Chefs have to bow to KnoMo.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
Luck of the draw.
We all know it’s Cassel Josh wanted.
And Cutler, the baby, felt jaunted.
But Scotty P won,
And Cassel’s now one
Of the pitiful chefs who’ll be daunted.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
Say what you want about Kyle....
We all know that Orton’s a cad.
He’s a noodle-armed weakling. It’s sad.
But he WINS all in all!
He holds onto the ball
And his quarterback rating’s not bad!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
Ha ha!
I’m really a little bit wary
’Bout posting more rhymes. It is scary!
For last time I joked
’Bout the chargers, we choked.
And we lacked an inspired secondary.
But the chefs are just playing so gaily,
Which I get, because of Todd Haley,
That I’ll be so surprised
If the chefs aren’t demised,
As Cassel gets pick-sixed by Bailey!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 1, 2009 8:46 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Red and Gold? Don’t be dumb. Crazy bloke!
It’s red and it’s yellow, like yolk.
Chefs fans, please don’t kid!
Every part of your bid
For the Super Bowl’s passed; it’s a JOKE!
Your arrowhead pride should be praised.
For sticking with their losing ways.
It takes a true fan
To suffer like this, man.
When the Broncos win, you will be CRAZED!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
AFC West
Truly, I write all these verses in jest.
I respect the chefs fans o’er the rest.
The chargers are asses.
Raiders dumb as molasses.
But the Broncos will still be the BEST!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 1, 2009 9:00 PM MST reply actions 3 recs
I have to write this one out of pure emotion:
I do hate the chargers, they suck!
I REALLY DESPISE their dumb luck.
Yeah, yeah, OK, chiefs.
The raiders wear briefs.
BUT I REALLY HATE THOSE CHARGER *&^@%s!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
Finally,
Here’s to the KC supporters!
They come and join in (maybe loiter).
They are decent poets.
And here they did show it.
But on Sunday Denver owns all 4 quarters.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
Check out AP
That one KC fan with the Sonnet,
Like Shakespeare, was lyrically on it.
But really, my friend,
Limericks are for men.
But your verse earns a red and white bonnet!
JK… Couldn’t resist.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 1, 2009 10:57 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Here is the ArrowHead Pride Version of this
Although they still need 3 recs to keep it up.
http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2009/11/30/1179506/limerick-pay-back
They have some limericks going too. And Chiefs’ fans are cool…let’s admit it.
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
by TJ Johnson on Dec 1, 2009 9:29 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
TJ, This thing you have started is growing into something quite special.
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Recipe:
The recipe for Broncos fun:
First we will shut down your run.
At Jamaal we will laugh!
Minus 8 yards per half!
Then Doom gets those sacks by the ton!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
I thought I’d talk smack at AP
In colorful verse! But I see
To post in that mess
I’d have to confess
To be a member, and that just ain’t me.
I just could not lower my mind
To waste time where the blind lead the blind.
They think Broncos suck.
But, hey, what the ****?
At MHR, Harv you will find.
The final installment of three
Lim’rick versus will help you to see
That the Broncos get wins
For the chefs are has-beens.
And the Broncs soon win an SB!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 1, 2009 10:09 PM MST reply actions 3 recs
Predominantly Orange.
Ridiculous chiefs fans will gush
That the Broncos run D is but mush.
They have running back prowess.
But the difference right now is
That Mike Nolan brings new Orange Crush!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
Talk about journeyman QB!
I’m sure that Matt Cassel is fine.
He’s your quarterback, and not mine.
Coach McD’s ardor
Made Cassel a starter.
He’ll be sacked behind KC’s O-line!
Orton, however, is WIN.
No matter the system he’s in.
The media haters
Made him look like the raiders,
But he’ll win more than Matt in the end.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 1, 2009 10:53 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
You once had a coach named Vermeil
his crybabyness was worse than eating raw veal.
Then came a man named Herm
HE PLAYED TO WIN THE GAME!
While not a good coach, his press conferences
well, they were not lame.
Then came along a fellow named Haley.
His players were too fat, and he is not down with that.
Man I suck at this!
"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak "
Ted Nugent
Heres my try Pretty much sucks
Good try Nate,
But Sunday we will seal your fate
Jamaal will be bouncin
On Orton we will be trouncin
so sit back and relax
because it will be our game your watchin
Its the thought that counts...
Its time to give Chiefs fans a hand
For being classy in our happy land
They know they’ll get beat
Yet they still bring the heat
Which has helped made this thread quite grand.
by PredominantlyOrange on Dec 2, 2009 2:50 PM MST reply actions 3 recs
They really have been fun and classy.
Great Lim!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
"Home Field Advantage".
You chiefs fans’ talk of home field advantage,
But at the end of the game your team will need a bandage,
1-12 at Arrowhead in December,
No one will surely remember,
After the Broncos push your team off the ledge!
"When you put on that jersey, the name on the front is more important than the name on the back." - "Miracle".
"Winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, and give more than anyone else." - Vince Lombardi.
I like this!.
I should spend some time over here now and then.
Cry Havoc! And let slip the Chiefs Defense of War!!!
This/last Sunday/Thursday
This weekend we’ll enter the dance,
Hoping to smite with barely a glance,
If both teams show up from last week,
For Broncos fans, it would be sleek,
There’s no way the Chiefs would stand a chance.
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot : )
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Dec 2, 2009 10:50 PM MST reply actions
ODE TO THE DONKEYS!
Oh how its time for a Bronco throttle
those Denver fans will have to hit the bottle.
Our Defense will pull out the shavers
to cut Ortons neck beard all Bronco fans saver.
My five year old said it best
the little Buck-a-roo’s will forever rest
For the Orange and blue, the tears will fall
your team like McD will be forever small.
There sure will be a pick from a left handed pass
the red and gold will cheer in mass.
Oh little donkeys, get ready to leave in shame
the Elway Glory days over, no one to blame.
So to keep your dreams alive
a guaranteed Raider win on your schedule, you can hi-five.
Prepare for a Chiefs sweep
that sure will cause a mile high weap
So Brandon Marshall is sure to pout
with Arrowheads in dead donkeys, there will be no doubt.
by casselreadychiefs on Dec 3, 2009 9:12 AM MST reply actions
By the way!
If it could only end up that way. I believe it is possible but we are going to need some help. Excellent post and good banter.
by casselreadychiefs on Dec 3, 2009 9:13 AM MST up reply actions
Ode to Quarterback Cassel
And did young Cassel rumble,
And did young Cassel thrive?
And did the Chief hearts chortle?
And did Arrowhead jive?
No; such was not the fate of
Young quarterback Cassel;
Though surrounded by Chiefs,
’Twas not from his hangnail.
No mighty throw made he,
Nor by nimble scramble;
Not those came in timely
For Cassel’s great battle.
The crowd’s roar helped not Cassel,
The Franchise quarterback,
Nor did calmness aid his bustle,
No help from the halfback.
O no. Then list with tearful eye,
Whilst I his fate do tell.
His football did from him goodbye,
By means of a bombshell.
He crashed into his own back;
Alas the ball was out;
The replay said fumble sack
The Broncos in a rout.
-——————————————-
Can anyone guess what this is loosely based on?
Not this sunday buddy...
I know….talking about this weekend, clever! Actually this has been fun and I appreciate the playfulness of MHR and have lots of respect for Denver fans. However, I live in ABQ and everytime I go to the Chiefs play at Mile High we always lost. Once we get better, perhaps next year, I will see a Chiefs win at Mile High.
by casselreadychiefs on Dec 3, 2009 2:13 PM MST up reply actions
Crime never pays
There once was a team called the Chiefs.
They thought they had made as a thief,
They stole Cassel from the Pats.
Surely the One is Matt,
The Chiefs meet Grief.
OK, one more
There once was a team, Kansas City
And another that thought it not pretty
So they fought and they fit and they scratched and they bit
Till except for their hikes and the tips of their spikes
The Chiefs disappeared and did quitty
A Pretty Witty Ditty.
An ode to those Cheifs from Kaaan-saaas City
Who’s season, to date, has not been too pretty.
It’s still not too late,
To go eight and eight!
But you’ll have to stop playing so ******
by Rain on Dec 4, 2009 4:40 AM MST reply actions 4 recs
Nice
Rec’d
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 4, 2009 12:32 PM MST up reply actions
Great job!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
I'll rec that one
I wonder what the last word was supposed to be????
"The way this works is you string together some good games, some good practices and you get momentum and you gain confidence," linebacker Mike Vrabel said. "It can be a real positive for your team. It builds on itself."
Witty back atcha
An ode to those Donkeys who frequent Casa Benitas
Who’s playoff hopes are precarious
The Chiefs are gonna compete
You’ll hear no chant of “IN COM PLETE”
I hope the fans are not furious
"The way this works is you string together some good games, some good practices and you get momentum and you gain confidence," linebacker Mike Vrabel said. "It can be a real positive for your team. It builds on itself."
Big Tony Gee!
Remember that one guy named big Tony Gee?
Who passed Shannon Sharpe and made Hist-o-ree?
He’s in the NFC South,
With a smile on his mouth
Knowing even the Falcons have a better chance than K.C.!
by Rain on Dec 4, 2009 5:03 AM MST reply actions 1 recs
On awful announcers
OMG it’s Enberg and Fouts
In Kornheisers league- no doubts
When a fumble is recovered you better be watching it all
Cause however gets it Enberg will scream “It’s Tyyyy Laaaaaw!”
It will be worse than having the gout!!!
"The way this works is you string together some good games, some good practices and you get momentum and you gain confidence," linebacker Mike Vrabel said. "It can be a real positive for your team. It builds on itself."
however=whoever
Enberg did KC v. SD and every play was almost a San Diego Touchdown, even the incomplete passes where nobody was even in the vicinity
"The way this works is you string together some good games, some good practices and you get momentum and you gain confidence," linebacker Mike Vrabel said. "It can be a real positive for your team. It builds on itself."
Sorry, sorry.. I've been away. Let the pwnage commence:
Silly Chefs, McD’s been a plannin’
Cassel was meant, to be, but a stand-in
Right now Orton’s the face
He’ll put our system in place
Till’ another legendary QB we’re landing.
Been drinking the koolaid since June
About a team supposedly in “ruin”
But just look at our start
Our team’s got a new heart
And will win another Superbowl soon
And also about your dismissals
Of our Defense that is “abysmal”
We’ll come with a crash
And feed you some smash
With a Doom that is purely: cataclysmal
You see this Marine knows a thing or two
About adding some jive and rhyme to his views
And even though you all have got class
Your team’s jaw are still made o’ glass
And on Sunday our Broncs’ will break them anew
Before I take my bow and depart
I’ve got one more biased remark:
Haley’s got guts
But he’s kind of nuts
And its obvious, he’s: no bite, all bark.
Thanks for stopping by guys, great rhymes. I’ll look forward to seeing you again in four weeks! Lol.
ORANGE CRUSH! ... need I say more?
by USMCWall on Dec 5, 2009 12:22 AM MST reply actions 1 recs
Thanks....
good one, USMC.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
good one USMC.
I would also like to thank all the KC fans that participated.
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
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