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The Dude Abides...It's Limerick Time for the Chiefs!

 

Divisional opponents inspire hate.  And mockery.  So let round one of the Chiefs' Limericks begin!.  

Here are five that I created.  Please feel free to make up your own.   And Chiefs' fans, please participate if you have the inclination (or you're not already mocking your top-5-draft-pick).  

At the end of the season, I'll do a post with the top 10 limericks from all the division opponents to vote on, so please rec the limericks that you like the most.

These five should help you get the hang of it (if you have an extra syllable or two here or there, who cares):

I forget some folks have just joined recently.  If you want to see the damage we did to the Raiders and Chargers, look here:

 

Raiders' Limericks

Chargers - 1st Meeting

Chargers - 2nd Meeting

 

Now, on to the Limericks!

 

Epic Struggle

The Raiders and Chiefs vie for last place

so they can get next year's best draft space.

     Even ugly Al

     Looks pretty regal

Next to the Arrowhead stench we face.


Haley´s Vomit

Hey, Haley, there's a 3rd-Down party,

but your OC is too damn tardy.

    Oh, you call the plays?

    So it´s 0-for-days,

And the play calls are worse than Marty.


The KC Chiefs:  Enablers

LJ cried his way out of your town

with gay slurs and a sad little frown.  

     He's the six-year old

     Who was never told

"No" and he still thinks he's got a crown.


Who's Your Daddy, KC?

The Nigerian Nightmare...well, no.

Not after Atwater brought the flow. 

     Okoye went down

     A new sheriff in town,

And now the historians say, "whooooa.".


The Glory Days

'69 is a long time ago.

So wait for another 40 or so.

      You've just got no chance

      in your loser's trance.            

No arrows..no quiver..,no small bow.

 

 

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