OK, so the Raider limericks put me in the mood.
Once apon a time there was little Mary, a first grader, that lived in San Diego. One Monday morning, Mary went to school and the Teacher began the day by asking "Who watched the big Charger win yesterday?"
The whole class let out whoops and hollers "yeaaaah" the class cheered!
Except little Mary who sat there so quiet. The teacher noticing said "Why Mary, didn't you watch the game yesterday?"
"No Mam" said Mary. "Are't you a Charger Fan Mary?" she asked.
"No Mam" said Mary. I'm a Bronco Fan. The Teacher stunned at this remark, wanted to know why, "Why are you a Broncos Fan Mary? "You live in San Diego"!
"Because my Daddy's a Bronco Fan and he's from Denver, and my Mommy's a Bronco fan too" she proudly exclaimed.
"Well Mary, just because your Parents are one thing, doesn't mean that you have to be the same". Trying to get her point across, the Teacher thought and said: "Well Mary, what would you be if your Mother was a Prostitute and your Father was a Drug Dealer? What would you be then?"
(Mary quickly responded)
"Oh! Well then I'd be a Raider Fan!"
Disclaimer: (Hahaha! Take offence if you may Raider Fan, but there is a realistic message to this joke, like or not!)