Favorite AFC West Joke

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I read that there is more behind the benching of JaMarcus Russell than meets the eye. It turns out that he’s scheduled to ship to Afganistan, as the Defense Department has decided that if anybody can overthrow the Taliban, it’d be him.

Young Philip winding down after a tough Pop Warner game:

A man walks in to a bar with a Jack Russell Terrier that is wearing a raiders helmet and jersey, festooned with raiders pom-poms.

The bartender says, “No pets are allowed in here, you have to leave!”

The guy begged him, “Look I’m desperate, we’re both big fans and my TV is broken. This is the only place we can watch the game.”

After securing a promise that the dog would behave and that he would get kicked out the moment it misbehaved, he allowed them to stay and watch the game.

The game began with the raiders receiving the kick. They marched down, got stopped at the 30 and kicked a field goal.

The dog promptly jumped up on the bar and began walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone!

The bartender says, “Wow, that’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does he do when the raiders score a touchdown?”

The man replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 4 years.”

that is freaking hilarious !!! LOL

the reporters are all talking to Norv, asking him how it is that the Chargers have once again got the lead in the AFC West, and look like a lock for the playoffs.

“That’s easy,” responds Norv. “The key is you just need to have really smart players. Check this out.” Norv gestures for Legedu Naanee to come over to the podium. “Naanee, who is your Father’s brother’s nephew?” he asks.

Without batting an eye, Naanee says, “Me.” Norv looks over at the press who are all nodding appreciatively.

Later, Phylis comes over to Norv and asks him, “What were you talking to the reporters about?”

“I was just proving to them how smart you guys are,” norv said. “How?” asked Phylis. “Who is your father’s brother’s nephew?” Norv asked.

River’s face went blank as he thought about it. Norv started getting angry. “Don’t you know the answer?” “Yeah!” whined Phyllis, “I just can’t think of it right now!” Norv was furious. “You had better know the answer by practice tomorrow, or you don’t get to take anymore showers with Hardwick!” he yelled. He stomped off.

Worried, Phyllis went straight to Hardwick. “Hey baby,” he said, “who is your father’s brother’s nephew?” Hardwick hurt his leg thinking about it, but finally said, “It’s me”

“Thanks man!” Phyllis said, slapping Hardwick on the butt. “I’ll pay you back later!”

The next day, Norv was once again answering questions with the reporters. “That was really impressive yesterday,” one of the reporters said. “Are all of your player’s really that smart?”

“They sure are!” said Norv. He saw Phyllis and told him to come over. “Who is your father’s brother’s nephew?” he asked him.

Beaming with pride, Phyllis said, “Nick Hardwick!” The reporter’s burst out laughing.

Norv shouted at Phyllis furiously, “No, you dolt! Its Naanee!”

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