Broncos Humor: Christmas gifts
by RockyMountainThunder on Dec 23, 2009 10:11 AM MST
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Every so often I try to cheer us up after a loss. Through my many sources within the Broncos organization and the NFL, I was able to find out what some of the players, coaches and personalities are getting each other for Christmas. Here is a snapshot.
Mike Shanahan to Josh McDaniels: Peyton Hillis
Apparently, the gift exchange went a little like this
Mike: "Hey Josh, it can be hard being the Broncos coach, it's good to have a strong running game. Peyton Hillis is your man, he'll help you out"
Josh: (Looking at the gift as if it were a piece of fruit cake) "Gee Thanks Mike, Sorry I didn't get you anything but all the Tanning Salons ran out of giftcards."
Pat Bowlen to Jay Cutler: Cell Phone
Hey Call me back bro!
Jay Cutler to the NFL: Footballs
25 of them hand delivered, and still counting.
Terrell Davis to Knowshon Moreno: Hand Stick-em
Terrell: Here Knowshown, use this, now you don't have to run like you're afraid of fumbling the ball
Knowshown: Thanks TD, you know you're a great running back, too bad you didn't play at Georgia, Go Bulldogs
Terrell: I did play at Georgia
Knowshown: Huh nobody there mentioned this, Awkward!
Mike Nolan to Mike Singletary: Suspenders
Dude keep your pants on if you're going to coach the Niners. I wore a suit for crying out loud, the least you could do is be clothed.
Kyle Orton to his O-Line: Brand New Toyota Prius'
O-line: Uh Kyle, none of us can fit in these.
Kyle: Yes but you'll be saving the environment.
Roger Goodell to Bill Belichick: Video tapes
To Bill: In replacement of the one's I destroyed and suspiciously let nobody else see
Eli Manning to Plaxico Burress: Holster
Some other people recieved anonymous Christmas gifts this year
Woody Paige: Research Intern
Mark Kizla: Talent
John Clayton: TMNT Action Figure Krang-Tell me, is there a resemblance here
Peter King: Brett Favre Vikings jersey signed "You know who"
Brad Childress: Trout to stockpile his "Stream of Consciousness" (If you don't get this you need to read his monday transcript from his press conference talking about possibly benching Brett Favre. He goes on to use the phrase Stream of Consciousness 7 times-hilarious)
Phillip Rivers: A Mirror (You're so vain, you probably think this joke is about you)
Seattle Seahwawks: A top 10 pick
Seattle: Sweet, this must be from the Denver Broncos
NFL: Uh no, this is your pick, Karma's a bitch ain't it.
And Finally......
MHR to Ted Bartlett: Epaulets,
farewell my friend, and good luck
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haha nice RMT
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Girl, you don't need to be a 10, as long as you have a good smile and smell like bacon.
Brian Dawkins to the Eagles:
Several bone crushing hits and a Loss.
Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds. - Albert Einstein
Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. - Albert Einstein
Nice
And with a win, it will be the gift that keeps on giving.
"No more my bad just make the play"-McJedi
by RockyMountainThunder on Dec 23, 2009 3:00 PM MST up reply actions
Epaulets hilarious
May this joke run on and on in the new year. :)
I'm glad we had this talk.
(signature courtesy of TJ Johnson)
LOL
Maybe Jeremy can have some MHR epaulets made up for next years Draftivus winner.
Character may be manifested in the great moments but it is made in the small ones -- Philip Brooks
I haven't figured out what they are yet...
Can’t say I am very fashion savvy. I do like my hoodie though….
Precision in thought, concision in style, decision in life.
"That's MR.Styg..."
by Jeremy Bolander on Dec 23, 2009 9:21 PM MST up reply actions
traditional epaulets are far right
they can come in a variety of designs/uses
I'm glad we had this talk.
(signature courtesy of TJ Johnson)
by BroncoInExile on Dec 23, 2009 11:00 PM MST up reply actions
great post, RMT!!! I like the Phil Rivers line a lot!
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
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