Shallow Thoughts & Nearsighted Observations
Happy Tuesday, friends, and welcome to another edition of ST&NO. After being sick last week, and running an abbreviated version on Wednesday, I am back in full effect this week. I feel kind of like Stringer Bell in season 2 of The Wire, when Avon Barksdale was locked up, and their supplier cut them off. Stringer said he needed to put out a smoker to hold the towers, and I feel like a smoker is similarly needed this week with ST&NO. After all, I can't really do what Stringer actually did, when he couldn't get his raw dope, and change the name. Nobody is going to read a column called Death Grip, you know? (Really, I don't know what kind of drug addict would buy dope called Death Grip, but that's neither here nor there.) Anyway, here comes the high test stuff, with the same name as always. So fill up your coffee, get comfortable, and let's get right to it. Ready.... BEGIN!!!
1. You have to like how the Broncos looked Sunday, even in spite of 3 turnovers by Kyle Orton. They once again beat down a bad team, which is what good teams have to do. They shot a hole in the terribly inane thinking that they couldn't win in Kansas City in December, and they strengthened their hold on the 5th seed in the playoffs. Helping matters, the Steelers and Ravens both lost to fall to 6-6, so their two competitors who beat them head-to-head lost some ground. I fully expect Jacksonville to choke, and I am starting to think that Miami is going to sneak into the 6th spot, actually.
In any case, the Broncos are in a pretty good place right now. Peter King declared them to be toast two weeks ago, done, kaput. On Monday, he called them a psycho team, and ranked them 10th in the Fool 15. I am still feeling good about this Indianapolis game, and I am sure that the Broncos match up pretty well with the Colts. Coverage is the only way to beat them, and the Broncos are back to covering as well as anybody. I fully expect the Broncos to run for 150 yards against the Colts too, if they can keep the score within striking distance.
It's a good Tuesday to be a Broncos fan. Our team is in in the midst of a season which we can only consider to be a success up until this point. They've come together as a team, learned how to win close games against good teams, learned how to blow out bad teams, and figured out their brand new schemes. They've seemingly bought into one of the main Patriots mantras, that Durability is more important than Ability. Everybody is working hard to Do Their Job. This is when it's good to be a fan of a team, and when it's good to be a fan of a team, it's great to be alive.
2. Information From My Eyes - Denver at Kansas City
a. Kyle Orton had a C+ game, but I felt like all three turnovers he committed were a result of him being somewhat greedy. He's supposed to be the guy who checks it down when nothing is there, isn't he? I hope that film provides a good reminder for him to do so.
b. Knowshon Moreno improves every week, and he's really looking decisive lately. You can tell that he has had a big dose of Bobby Turner's foot in his backside this year. For a pick I didn't love when it was made, I have really come to be happy with Knowshon.
c. I was pretty worried during Kansas City's 20 play first quarter drive, because the tackling and gap discipline looked pretty bad. The Broncos sure stiffened by the goal line, though, and they set the tone for the rest of the game's defensive performance.
d. I meant to talk about setting the edge last week, but I forgot to. My brother Chris felt that Matt Millen made too much of the concept during the Broncos-Giants game, but I disagree, because it's all-important to the way the Broncos run the ball, and the way they defend against the run. The Broncos have been fanstastic in their own running game with setting the edge the past two games, led by Daniel Graham. He is getting out and winning his battles outside, and giving the runners a sealed edge to run inside of. Many of Correll Buckhalter's big runs on Sunday came just inside of Graham.
On defense, the idea is the same, but the defender wants to push the edge man back into the inside, and close off the outside lane. Mario Haggan has been doing this as well as any LB in the NFL this season. He has really found his niche as a physical, upfield run player. Ryan McBean makes a lot of plays in this way, as well.
Winning the physical battles at the edge is the key to everything for the Broncos, and they lost those battles during the losing streak. Since they've gotten back to winning, it's been no accident that they're winning at the edge on both sides of the ball.
e. The kick return where Eddie Royal faked a reverse to Brandon Marshall was interesting. I expect to see them actually hand that off one of these weeks.
f. Alphonso Smith needs to knock off the sucker penalties.
g. Spencer Larsen is an appreciably better blocker than Peyton Hillis. He just thumps guys, and it goes well with the work that Graham and Richard Quinn are doing at TE.
h. Tony Scheffler had a huge 3rd down drop in 2nd Quarter, and it was exactly the kind of play that has prevented the Broncos from being an elite offense. You have to make plays when they are available to be made. At least Scheffler blasted the return man on the ensuing punt.
i. Tamba Hali is a good fit for the 3-4, as I have been saying since the preseason. He's aggressive, quick, strong, and as a lifelong down DE, he has very good technique. The first sack he got on Ryan Clady was all technique. The Broncos did take advantage of Hali's aggressiveness on both TD passes, though, and also on the 49 yard bubble screen that Brandon Marshall had.
j. I saw where somebody said we should thank Phildelphia for Brian Dawkins and Correll Buckhalter. Miami is due a thank you card for Andre Goodman and Renaldo Hill, as well. If Goodman were just a little better tackler, I'd be even happier, but everybody should have noticed by now that the ball just seems to find its way into his hands.
k. Matt Prater has developed into one of the best kickers in the NFL. It's time we all realize that, and appreciate his work.
l. My biggest problem with Mitch Berger is that he takes too long to get the ball off. He had yet another seeing-eye punt on Sunday, which inexplicably missed a dead-to-rights block. Upgrading the punter position has to be a huge priority in the offseason.
m. It was great to see Peyton Hillis running the ball again, and he reminded the world that he can do some damage with it. Hopefully, the performance will get him some snaps on offense, because he clearly has something to contribute.
n. I really like Darcel McBath as a matchup safety. He is always around the ball when he is on the field, and I think his pick was a triumph of player evaluation. Draftniks considered him a reach, but he was hard to spot on some abysmal Texas Tech defensive units. He clearly has the goods, though; it jumps off the screen at you.
3. Information From My Eyes - Other games
a. I watched most of the San Francisco-Seattle game, and you know that means I will have some Alex Smith thoughts. He played great on Sunday, and did everything the team needed from him to win, short of missing one open receiver on a deep out in the 4th quarter. It was the first 300 yard passing game of his career, and it should have been a lot more. His teammates dropped at least 9 passes in the game, including 3 TDs, by Delanie Walker, Vernon Davis, and Michael Crabtree.
b. Speaking of Smith, I meant to clear up an uttlerly stupid comment made by the always-brilliant Solomon Wilcots during last week's game. The head cold I was feeling made me forget to mention it, I guess. Wilcots noticed that the 49ers were (smartly) using Smith in the shotgun very frequently, and he said (I'm paraphrasing) that Smith was very comfortable, because he had used the exact same offense throughout college.
That's very interesting, Saruman, except, he didn't. This gets to my constant annoyance about the term "Spread Offense." There is no one monolithic spread offense. There are college teams which do some similar things formationally, with a lot of WRs, and many plays with the QB taking snaps from the shotgun, but the actual plays vary greatly. The 49ers aren't doing anything that is much like the Urban Meyer offense he played in at Utah. There are no option plays, and no shovel passes. The pass routes are actually tending to be much more horizontal and timed than the stuff he did in college.
A bunch of WRs and a shotgun setup does not mean you're playing a "spread offense," and saying that you're playing a "spread offense" doesn't mean the same thing from one place to the next. Smith is most comfortable in his footwork and reads from the shotgun, and he has time to get the ball out before he gets crushed behind the Niners terrible O-line. Smith has been sacked only once in the last 2 games. My only concern is that they've abandoned the run too much, and need to stick to it much more.
c. I remember thinking that Seattle looked pretty good against the Broncos in the preseason, but as I watched the game today, I was thinking that I really don't like the way their team is constructed. They have 3 terribly overpaid guys at WR (Deion Branch, T.J. Houshmandzadeh, and Nate Burleson), and not much talent at RB or on the offensive line. The only players I really like at all on their defense are Brandon Mebane and Aaron Curry. They have a lot of money invested in Lofa Tatupu and Leroy Hill at LB, but I think both guys are just solid players (Tatupu is currently hurt, obviously.) I think they ought to go to a 3-4, if they can get a good NT in the offseason. (A few should be available.) The guy they have, Colin Cole, is more of a backup caliber guy. They could stand up Patrick Kerney, and use Curry in a blitzing role, which he is best suited for. Of course, their secondary will still be lousy, unless they address it.
d. Chad Henne looked really good on Sunday. I had the Miami-New England game on the smaller TV, during the Broncos game, and just about every time I looked over, he was making a play for his team. If he keeps it up, he'll be able to easily afford tattoo removal before too long.
e. ST&NO favorite Sean Smith had an interesting game on Sunday. He gave up an 81 yard TD to Sam Aiken on a play where he had perfect bump and run coverage but didn't find the ball in the air, and fell down trying. Later, he got beaten by Aiken on a double move, and Tom Brady overthrew him by about a foot. He got beat on a perfectly covered play, and got lucky on a busted coverage play. Such is the nature of being a CB playing a lot of man-to-man. By the way, Smith continues to look like he'll have a long career as one of the best man coverage players in the NFL.
f. I really liked what the Giants did on defense Sunday against Dallas, and I picked them based upon some moves I heard about during the week. For one thing, they moved a good CB, Aaron Ross, to FS, and benched the abysmal C.C. Brown. For another, they took a big-name guy, Osi Umenyiora, out of the starting lineup, and replaced him with Mathias Kiwanuka. Osi struggles against the run, and the Broncos continually ran at him on Thanksgiving night. The Giants correctly identified their top priority as containing the Dallas running game, and made the move to the stouter Kiwanuka.
The effect was that both guys played really well. Umenyiora was actually used quite a bit in coverage, and he did pretty well. He's really a lean, athletic guy, and he did well in that role. He also recovered a key fumble, and returned it for a bunch of yards. The Giants held the Cowboys to 45 yards rushing on 23 carries, and it's the primary reason they won the game.
g. Don't give too much credence to this "Tony Romo/Wade Phillips can't win in December" stuff. Romo, particularly, played pretty well Sunday, and the loss wasn't on him. It was on a few defensive breakdowns which led to big plays, and the aforementioned lack of an effective running game.
Remember the one about correlation not necessarily reflecting causality? There is a real danger to putting too much stock in facts which Peter King insists on incorrectly referring to as factoids. The December record for the Cowboys the past few years is a case in point. It doesn't necessarily foretell what will happen this year, and even if the Cowboys lose a bunch of games this month, it may have nothing to do with the month. Remember, a football game is an independent event, which is comprised of many individual independent events. What happened in the past is meaningless.
h. Another example of this foolishness with meaningless statistics, while we're at it, was any credence being put into the fact that the Broncos were 1-16 all-time in Kansas City, during the month of December. Where to begin with this?
Well, in the most obvious place, of considering the significance of recency. If no players or coaches (or even owners) remain from the time when a game was played, that game has no meaning. A game in 1972 was played between the Chiefs and the Broncos, but not THESE Chiefs and Broncos. A rational person realizes that that game may as well have been between any two teams.
Another idea I had about this, that I wanted to share, harkens back to my days as a Finance major at THE Cleveland State University. There was a required class, Financial Markets and Institutions, which was really a BS class. It was taught by a really overweight, smelly, tenured professor who breathed really heavily, and the dude didn't ever teach anything, ever.
The class met in a computer lab, and consisted of 4 group analysis projects. We were given a bunch of parameters of a hypothetical economic environment, and we had to choose the 3-year period of the last 30 years, which was most predictive of the behavior of whatever financial instrument we were analyzing. We then used data from that 3 year period to analyze and project the performance of that instrument, and built a 6 slide PowerPoint discussing quantitative and qualitative reasons for our analysis. That was a 4 credit class.
Anyway, I was thinking that a reasonable thing to do might be to look into whether there was ever a time in semi-recent history where the two teams profiled like these two do, AND they played a game at Arrowhead in December. I didn't find any instances where the Broncos were a playoff caliber team, the Chiefs were a complete doormat, and the schedule played out this way. You could say I was not surprised at all by Sunday's result.
i. Chris Johnson is very dangerous, but I am not one of these people who is jumping up to call him the best RB in the NFL. For one thing, I think he makes the Titans a finesse running team. They do a ton of zone blocking for him, and he runs to the edges all the time, but without the kind of one-cut decisiveness that Broncos runners have always been coached into employing. Really, Johnson is a bit over-patient, in my opinion, and it's his exceptional burst and speed that let him mostly get away with it. I also continue to have my doubts about Johnson's ability to handle the heavy workload he gets, over a number of years. The Titans would be smart to get a legitimate second guy to take one third of the carries, because they apparently don't think LenDale White is that guy.
j. The Titans blew one on Sunday, and the way they did makes me feel even better about the Broncos' prospects for winning in Indianapolis next week. At halftime, the Titans had 2 more yards, and 6 more minutes of time of possession than the Colts, and Indianapolis led 24-10. The Titans also had 2 turnovers. Nate Washington dropped a perfect deep ball. There were plays available to be made, and the Titans failed to make them.
k. I watched the Steelers debacle against the Raiders, and all I can pin their problems on is missing Troy Polamalu. I think their defensive play-calling is less aggressive without Polamalu, and they're letting QBs have more time to throw the ball than the Steelers are known for doing. Bruce Gradkowski had some real good chances to get the ball downfield at times. It just gets back to the concept of a defense needing all its parts to be effective.
l. This stuff about Gradkowski being the answer for the Raiders is silly. He's a solid backup, and a try-hard guy, but he's not a starter for a winning football team. He lacks accuracy and arm strength, isn't particularly mobile, and just looks kind of underwhelming when you watch him.
m. Everybody knows I am generally not the biggest D.J. Williams lover, and I am going to reveal a closely held secret today, since I wanted to make this a smoker. My main problem with D.J. always has been that he isn't Steven Jackson. Back in 2004, I was fired up for the Broncos to draft Jackson, and a lot of Mel Kipers thought they would. They had just traded Clinton Portis, and I wanted a new RB.
When the Broncos took D.J., I was mad, my brother Chris will tell you. No matter what he ever does, I may not get over it. Anyway, I believe that Jackson is having the best season of any RB in the NFL this season, if you consider his circumstances. He has no QB, no line, not much at WR, and he continues to produce at a very high level. He's still only 26 years old, and he continues to be a great player.
n. Cedric Benson was back to his workhorse ways this week, and Larry Johnson was back to sitting on the bench. I continue to be impressed with the run blocking of Bengals LT Andrew Whitworth. He was a star at LSU, and was believed to be more of a guard, which is why he went in the second round. He has been blowing guys off the ball, though, as a LT. He's been similar to Jake Long, but better this season.
o. Matthew Stafford is clearly a tremendously tough kid, because he's been getting killed every week for the Lions, and he keeps coming back. He has a ways to go from a decision-making perspective, but he has to have the respect of his teammates, and you can't minimize the importance of that to a QB.
p. A lot has been made of the Michael Vick sighting in Atlanta, but the truth of the story is that he played a lot of garbage snaps in a blowout. The best thing you can say about him is that he showed he still has good run skills, and decent throwing skills. He completed both of his throws, but the long ball was kind of a duck thrown into a crowd, where Reggie Brown made a play on the ball. I do think he's going to get a look in a place like Carolina, which has no prospect of drafting a QB early.
q. Some pundit in the ESPN-o-sphere was recently trying to hypopulate that the Falcons were better off with Chris Redman at QB than Matt Ryan. As much of a non-fan of Ryan as I am, that's stupid. There's a good reason Redman was out of the league for more than 3 years, and that it took nepotism from his college coach, Bobby Petrino, to bring him back. He's been solid in some of his appearances, but there's no team in the NFL right now, for whom he is an upgrade over their starter.
r. If you remember back to the 2008 Draft, no WR was selected in the first round, and the first one chosen was Donnie Avery by the Rams. All the draftniks called Devin Thomas the best prospect, and had him going in the first round, and he eventually went one pick after Avery, 34th.
He's playing fantastic football lately, and his rise really kind of started in the Denver game. Thomas is showing the qualities of a number 1 WR, and whoever his coach is next year, he is really going to benefit from it. Having a big, physical outside player like Thomas opens up the field for a guy like Santana Moss. Washington's recent offensive improvement has a lot to do with the light bulb going on for Thomas.
s. Percy Harvin didn't actually play RB at the University of Florida, and as a UF alum, Cris Collinsworth should know that. Collinsworth was trying to say that Harvin never ran any routes in college, and that couldn't be further from the truth. He didn't exactly run a full tree, but he ran many crossing routes, slants, and go routes. He has incredible run skills for an outside player, but he's a natural WR, make no mistake about it.
t. I hadn't gotten a look at Kurt Warner's wife in awhile, and she seems to have really upgraded her hair-sylist over the years. Back when Kurt won a Super Bowl, she looked like the kind of mom I would see wearing mom jeans, dragging around a bunch of kids at Wal-Mart, if I shopped at Wal-Mart. It's okay to wear mom jeans and shop at Wal-Mart, lest I offend anybody who does, but it's different for the MVP's wife.
u. Do these Gap ads with dancing beautiful people doing cheerleader cadences and wearing plaid make anybody want to go buy plaid clothing? I am interested in marketing and advertising, so if you're a ST&NO reader who finds those ads effective, I'd appreciate you saying so in the comments. My hypothesis is that they don't work well for anybody who reads this column.
v. My other holiday season advertising analysis is as follows: I think the Best Buy caroling store clerks suck, but at least people who watch football tend to buy stuff at Best Buy. I bet they're trying to snag a wife or two with those ads. The Open Hearts collection at Kay Jewelers is of very little interest to the average male football fan, who tends not to care about Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman's mommy's trite advice. Kay ought to stick to their ads which say, "Your wife will give you some incremental action for a couple weeks, if you buy her a diamond. The bigger th diamond, the more action." It communicates the needed psychological message to men better. I do like the Go Forth Levi's ads, and I think they're very effective, vis-à-vis the football watching audience whom they're aired for.
w. The Cardinals are for real, again, and the main reason they are is that they have legitimate stars at every level of their defense. Darnell Dockett has been a star, and Calais Campbell is turning into one at DE. Karlos Dansby is terrific at LB, and Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie and Adrian Wilson are both big-time players too. The underrated guy who I like is Antrel Rolle. He was kind of a bust as a first round CB, but he's terrific as a matchup safety. He's very smart, and can match up man-to-man with inside WRs or TEs. He also has excellent ball skills. The Cardinals could beat any team in the NFL on a day where both their offense and defense are clicking, because their personnel is definitely good enough on both sides of the ball.
x. Watching the Packers version of the 3-4 Monday night, I was struck by the difference between what they're doing, and what the Broncos do. Denver's scheme is much more similar to what the Cardinals, Ravens, and Jets are doing, where the pass rush is fairly conservative, and setting the edge and keeping contain responsibilities is often the main concern. If you watch what the outside rushers do for the Broncos a lot of times, they're not coming full-steam at the QB. Elvis Dumervil, Robert Ayers, and Darrell Reid are often asked to do more wrestling with O-Linemen than they are asked to run around people.
The Packers play more like the Steelers, where they're speed rushing off the edge. The point I am getting to is that Clay Matthews is a great fit for what the Packers are asking him to do, where Ayers is more of a fit for the Broncos scheme, despite his lack of sacks. Ayers has just missed a lot of sacks, and with better technique, he'll get there. He's doing a lot more than running around people, though.
y. Jermichael Finley is enormously talented, and is really starting to come into his own for the Packers. You can see that Aaron Rodgers is really developing a lot of trust in him.
z. The Packers are really protecting Rodgers a lot better than they were in the early part of the season. I've been very critical of Chad Clifton and Mark Tauscher both over the past two years, but they've been an upgrade over the bums they replaced. Tauscher even caught his first NFL pass on Monday night, off a deflection.
aa. Rodgers is really starting to remind me of Rich Gannon in his Raiders years. He's so calm, and he goes to the right place with the ball all the time, with accuracy. He's playing as well as any QB in the NFL this season if you consider what he is doing independently.
ab. Lardarius Webb is so dangerous returning kickoffs. The Ravens, again, found a gem in the Draft
ac. Everybody knows I am a Joe Flacco fan, but he needs to remember never to throw the ball late down the middle. The officials tried to give the Ravens the game with all those late pass interference penalties and Flacco blew the game with his late interceptions.
4. Most regulars know that I am a Florida Gators fan, so I was pretty disappointed in the result of the SEC Championship game. Alabama deserved to win, because they made every play that was available for them to make. Florida made plays with very few of their opportunities, and that's what happens.
Anyway, nobody can deny that that game was a bonanza of future NFL players. I wanted to share some thoughts on about 10 guys who I think could go in the first 2 rounds in April, from the two schools.
a. Carlos Dunlap DE Florida Top 5
Mel Kiper downgraded Dunlap to 14th on his Big Board after his DUI, but that's not going to mean anything when he compares favorably to Mario Williams in testing and measurements. His college film is better too, and he can play in any type of front. He and Ndamukong Suh will be the first two defensive players drafted.
b. Joe Haden CB Florida Top 10
Haden is by far the best CB in the nation. His play was a lonely bright spot for Florida, as he shut down the extremely talented Julio Jones. Haden is fast, fluid, smart, strong, and he has excellent ball skills. He compares as a prospect to Darrelle Revis.
c. Terrence Cody NT Alabama Top 20
He's not fat anymore, and he's covering a lot more space laterally than he did a year ago. His athleticism really flashes for such a huge man, and his strength is terrific. He punked Florida into not even trying to run their dive series. I'm a big fan of this guy.
d. Brandon Spikes ILB Florida Top 20
Spikes is not an elite athlete, but he's an elite player. He's downhill all the time in the running game, and he strikes guys as hard as any college player you'll ever see. He's also as naturally gifted and instinctive in pass coverage as Ray Lewis, and he's a similar type of emotional leader. What intrigues me most at the NFL level with Spikes is his natural pass-rushing skills. He really can get after a QB. He'll only run a 4.65 or 4.7, but he'll be an every down player, and make a bunch of Pro Bowls, trust me.
e. Rolando McClain ILB Alabama Top 20
McClain is big, fast, and smart. He's a bit less of a playmaker than Spikes, and more of a cerebral guy than an emotional one. He'll be a very good 3-4 ILB for many years in the NFL.
f. Tim Tebow QB Florida Top 25
Scouts don't like him that much, but coaches love him. Mike Shanahan, Tony Dungy, and Bill Belichick are all on record as thinking he'll be a big-time QB in the NFL. I am pretty sure the Jaguars are going to take him in the first round if he's on the board. Even Florida Governor Charlie Crist (an FSU guy, actually) was in the media Monday calling for it to happen. There is no doubt in my mind that he can play at the NFL level, despite his divergence from norms. He's the second coming of Donovan McNabb to me.
g. Aaron Hernandez TE Florida First Round
Hernandez is a junior, and he's not a huge or great in-line blocker. He's a tremendously gifted receiver though, as good as any who has been draft-eligible in many years. He is extremely dangerous after the catch, which is rare for a guy his size (6-2, 250.)
h. Javier Arenas CB Alabama Second Round
I really like Arenas as a CB, but I love him as a return man. I think he projects as a solid #2 CB, and a Pro Bowl caliber special teams player. His short, stout build works against him as a CB, but for him as a ball carrier.
i. Riley Cooper WR Florida Second Round
Who? He's the tall white guy who has been wearing #11 the past two years. (He wore #86 the first two, when he was primarily a special teamer.) He's been called the fastest Gator in a 60 yard dash, and as Gary Danielson noted on Saturday, nobody seems to be able to cover him, especially when they try to press him. Cooper had his way with Arenas several times, and he dominated Patrick Robinson from Florida State the week before. He's 6-3, 215 pounds, and very strong, which he puts to use in beating press coverage, and he's a dominant blocker outside. He projects as an outside-the-numbers deep threat type, and special teams ace, and when he runs a 4.35 at the combine, he's going to shoot up boards. The only question is if he'd rather play baseball instead (he's part of the Rangers minor league system already.) I think his future is brighter in football.
j. Jermaine Cunningham DE-OLB Florida Second Round
Cunningham projects as a starter at the NFL level, probably as an OLB in a 30 front. He plays much bigger than his size, and takes on blocks well. He kind of reminds me of Mario Haggan, actually.
k. Mike Johnson G Alabama Second Round
This is the type of guy I'd like to see the Broncos take in the second round. He is a strong and experienced drive blocker.
You can add in a few more Gators too, who seem less likely to declare at this moment, if they do. The Pouncey twins, Mike and Maurkice, project as late first or second round picks as interior offensive linemen, and S Major Wright looks like a second rounder to me.
5. I meant to mention this last week too, and I wanted to make the point. Matt Millen was a terrible general manager, but he is an outstanding in-game color analyst. There is nobody on TV who adds more value to a fan's understanding of what is going on than Millen does.
During the Broncos-Giants game, he pointed out how Kyle Orton was calling out the Mike. The average fan doesn't know what a Mike is, so Millen mentioned that it generally means Middle Linebacker. He also went on to mention that the reason Orton is calling out a Mike is to communicate to the protection that that player is the fifth player to account for. A lot of times it was a defensive back, but Orton was communicating who he thought was the most likely fifth rusher.
After the Monday night game, he was talking about how the Packers have shored up their protection, particularly against the double A-gap blitzing that Baltimore loves to do. It's a little bit hard to separate the man from his art, but you have to. He's outstanding on TV, and should be listened to.
My friend Tony from Norwich sent me this link last week, where the Sporting News rated the best sportscasters. I found it interesting, so I thought I'd share it, since it's germane to this rant. I think they have some total losers on their list, primarily Al Michaels, Verne Lundquist, Dan Fouts, and Mike Patrick. Lundquist is the worst play-by-play man ever, if you ask me.
Just prior to the start of the SEC Championship Debacle, Verne was getting down to business. Paraphrasing, he said, "I don't know what Alabama is doing, but Javier Arenas isn't on the field to return this kick." As number 28 warmed up on the TV screen, waiting for the kick to arrive. I threw my Gator hat across the room, and Tweeted:

He misidentifies players constantly, and gets a lot of rules-related topics wrong too. Gary Danielson is excellent, but Verne is a 9,000 ton anchor dragging him down.
6. I got a reader email which forced to be a little introspective last week, and I need to address something real quick, as a result of it. The reader didn't sign the message, but the crux of it was that he/she felt like I am really full of myself, and that that was "repugnant." (Repugnant was his/her actual word.)
I didn't thnk I would ever need to do this, but I am going to explain the central concept of ST&NO, so there's clarity among us all. The premise of this feature, for which I am sure I have written well over 100,000 words during the past year, is that insightful analysis can be, and should be, combined with humor, personality, and entertaining writing. Every week, that's what I try to bring to the table, and I work hard to make this a coherent, continuous, unified narrative, which everybody can feel like they're part of.
Now, I am definitely not known for false humility. What good does it do to pretend to lack self-awareness, for the comfort of insecure people? I know my work is very good, and if I didn't think it was, I think I'd be an A-clown to spend so much time on it. Everybody who does this has some ego about their work, believe me.
Believe it or not, watching 6 games on a Monday night, and then writing for 6 hours after that, after working all day, can get pretty boring and tiresome. It is work, just like what I do in my office all day. I choose to do this work because you, my readers, reaffirm that you want to read it every week. It's not worth the effort to just do it for myself.
Now, understand that I'm not going to change anything, really. Not being Joe Milquetoast is frankly a subtle part of the humor of ST&NO, and it's a true picture of who I am as a person. I'm not at all meek, and I'm not looking to inherit the Earth, or any other damn thing. I'm here to work hard and personally earn what I get. When I say I am a high-talent, high-work ethic accountant, it's because that is a demonstrable fact. You'll recall that I said it as part of a larger point about football and the media environment. I have thought all week about whether I am inappropriately arrogant, and I really think that the answer is no. I think I land in a reasonable place, really, given the givens. So, I am going to keep writing, I am going to keep doing work that I am proud of, and I am going to do it to add value for you, and for future readers who aren't even aware of ST&NO yet. I humbly thank you all for being my readers and commenters, and that was the type of humility that I do value; the genuine kind.
7. Retired for John Elway.
8. Okay, I need to end on a good note, and I am going to bed at 1 AM Cleveland time, on Tuesday morning, so I can think and dream on what that note should be. I'll be back in 5 1/2 hours to finish up, hopefully with a great idea. Ready..... STOP
Okay, I am back. Ready.... BEGIN!!! My alarm wakes me up to the local low-brow morning radio show, Rover's Morning Glory. Through my adventures with the snooze bar, I got to hear a lot of stilted Tiger Woods chatter, because apparently, his wife split, and he had some other blond woman over who left in an ambulance this morning.
He's being an idiot, from the sound of things. I don't know who is advising him; maybe T.O.'s publicist who said he had 25 million reasons to live? Tiger ought to just fess up for everything, like David Letterman. When you're in the mud, you might as well just get everything out there voluntarily, because there's no more incremental damage he could take. If you're Wee-Bey, and you're already going to prison for life for six murders, you might trade copping to a few more for a sandwich. The number ceases to matter, as long as it all comes out now.
Tiger's reputation is fried in this moment, so he might as well say, look, yes, I was out fooling around with a lot of other women. I am not even sure how many, but it was more than several. This is a flaw in my character which I am working hard to overcome. Elin and I appreciate you giving us the benefit of some privacy, as we work through a very hard time in each of our lives. (Then, you quit having women over for awhile, and even if you don't, you make sure none of them leave your house in an ambulance.)
By not deflating the story with an "it was a lot / I have a problem" blanket statement, Tiger is letting each new revelation, by each self-serving former mistress, hurt him individually. Duji, the radio chick, was saying there are 10 who have now been identified. That's really not that many, if you're just a regular guy who is serious about philandering. A very average man could do that in a couple months, pretty easily. If you're Tiger Woods, you could have 10 in about 3 days.
Remember the haters? Well, a lot of people love to hate Tiger. He's there with Roger Federer, Derek Jeter, Tom Brady, and Jeff Gordon in that way, as guys who are so talented, and so polished that relatively untalented and unpolished people are apt to hate them. (Gordon ought to have a Gillette commercial, too. I bet they figure people who like Gordon already use good shaving equipment.) It's really an ugly trait, to root for the failure of the most talented people, but a lot of people do it. Let's drag everybody down to our own level.
Tiger needs to go on Oprah or Letterman (probably Letterman is better, given the circumstances.) If he gets all the way clean, and then disappears off the public radar for a few months, this can be stopped pretty effectively. The TMZ's and their ilk will still try to keep it going, but it will fade pretty quickly when there is no new news. Letterman already isn't being actively cast as a philanderer. Tiger can come back in the spring, with a pre-packaged narrative about how these trying times have caused him to re-invest himself in his golf game, win a few tournaments (people will perceive him to have slipped, even though he was recently playing fine), and turn this into a redemption story. Americans love redemption stories, after all.
That's all I have for this week, friends. Have a great one, and as always, tell me what you think in the comments. ST&NO may be ending for now, but the discussion is just beginning.
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Had to stop at #6
I like to read your articles, very much.
I understand exactly what you are saying here. While not the same thing in many ways, I was an owner of a football team in an online simulation. Text based, set up with NFL style leagues and management. Ok, so I spent literally hours each week going over game stats to write up a weekly power ranking to which I added comments about teams and player performance as well as predictions of future performance. What a waste of time, right? I mean this wasn’t even real. The thing is, the other owners loved it and I loved seeing the comments and replies. Made the whole game more fun and the effort was very worth while :-D
Opinions are like......, Well anyway, this is mine.
Ironic.
I was discussing the appearance of arrogance in text with someone last night – I don’t think that’s what I see in your writing. Fact is fact – and when you have demonstrable proof on your side, it breeds confidence that what you are reporting is the truth.
Because I enjoy reading the truth, I enjoy reading ST&NO every week. If it changed, I’d be sad – keep up the excellent work. This remains one of the best columns (anywhere) that I read about football, or sports in general.
Thanks for another fantastic season...here's to Rocktober 2010!
"If you do it right 51 percent of the time, you will end up a hero." - Alfred P. Sloan
I always say
If you don’t like it don’t read it.
Keep writing
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by RockyMountainThunder on Dec 8, 2009 8:01 AM MST up reply actions
+1
It’s not arrogance if you can back it up.
And you really shouldn’t feel obligated to reply to anything that’s sent anonomously on the internet. I mean, that’s the easiest of the easy ways to criticize someone.
Belief is accepting something because you’ve been convinced to do so, whether you like it or not. Faith is accepting something because you want to accept it.
by Hercules Rockefeller on Dec 8, 2009 9:17 AM MST up reply actions
I hesitate to post this for the massive backlash, but here goes...
It is probably paragraphs like this that give the impression of arrogance:
“I told this girl I work with, Trudy, that I competed with him in the marketplace of ideas, and that I kicked his butt, on the merits. Well, I really don’t think of Woody as my competition anymore, for a lot of obvious reasons. (Like, for example, he can’t compete with me.) Due to the established nature of my content, I feel like I am competing with national guys, like Peter King and Gregg Easterbrook, even if this platform is Broncos-specific.”
- Quoted from STNO after the San Diego game
Here is another from the same article:
“j. It’s funny how many ST&NO favorites become really good players in the NFL.”
I enjoy the column, and will continue to read it, but I just thought I’d point out that whoever sent the anonymous email probably isn’t the only one feeling that way. I’d have to say that I agree, although to a lesser extent. The first paragraph I quoted certainly makes you sound pretty full of yourself, and the second quote is a bit of a “see, I can pick the players that will be good” type of statement.
I would say in response to Ted is this: If you’re good, people will recognize that you are good, and if you are usually right about a player people will see that too and trust your evaluations in the future. No need to tell us when you’re right; we are smart enough to tell for ourselves.
Flame on. (I don’t post to MHR frequently, so don’t expect a lot of follow up posts.)
by Dtown on Dec 8, 2009 9:35 AM MST up reply actions 6 recs
There's no need to flame
You are entitled to think what you think.
"I am not one of those who think that coming in second or third is winning." -- Robert F. Kennedy
by Ted Bartlett on Dec 8, 2009 10:03 AM MST up reply actions
To your one point
I do say when I am right, and I also make a point of saying when I was wrong. I feel like doing both things is important and necessary, and it’s a set-in-stone policy of mine. You have to own up to mistakes for the sake of integrity, and most writers don’t. Since I highlight my misevaluations, I feel like I have to highlight where I was right too, so that the tone doesn’t turn into only mentioning misses.
A good analyst constantly re-evaluates, and feels free to adjust those evaluations, as necessary. By highlighting where I was right, I am re-affirming past evaluations more than I am claiming credit.
As for the paragraph about considering myself to be competing with the national guys, that’s because my focus is league-wide. It’s driven by the nature of my content, as much as by the quality of it. I think what I was trying to say there isn’t what came across to you.
"I am not one of those who think that coming in second or third is winning." -- Robert F. Kennedy
by Ted Bartlett on Dec 8, 2009 10:24 AM MST up reply actions
It's just how I do.
I hated when Ted wrote about how "he and his frat bros do" when it came to downing a massive number a shots at some wedding. But my anger was entirely due to my dislike of frat bros. So I guess it’s fair to tab me as a "Hater"….. of frat bro stories
Ted is talented when it comes to his skills as a football writer. What some label arrogance, I guess label fact.
This is my favorite website.
Fair enough McGeorge :)
"I am not one of those who think that coming in second or third is winning." -- Robert F. Kennedy
by Ted Bartlett on Dec 8, 2009 12:58 PM MST up reply actions
I consistently love reading ST&NO because Ted writes superb football analysis. I have never once had even the vaguest complaint about this. But I also agree that the column frequently veers off into non-football-related territory which seems to be there solely for the purpose of Ted boasting about his achievements. I don’t particularly mind that much when he points out the shortcomings of MSM football writers (lord knows, they are plentiful), but his tone occasionally reaches this point that strikes me as genuinely and excessively malicious. I think that it’s perfectly fair to criticize the work of somebody else, but it seems to me that ST&NO often nears or even reaches that point of “getting personal”, which, at least in my mind, is unprofessional and distracts from the real substance of what is being said – which is a shame, because that substance is of a very high quality. And as for the asides regarding his achievements in the office place, etc, I just don’t think they are relevant to a column about football.
That said, I will reiterate that this is an absolutely superb football column, and one that I eagerly await every week. The sports analysis is second-to-none. Also, I feel the need to say that it is Ted’s right to write whatever he wishes, but these are some thoughts that have occurred to me when analyzing this column as football-related.
Thanks for all the good work, Ted!
by thekingofjoy on Dec 8, 2009 11:41 AM MST up reply actions
In a general sense, getting personal is something I consciously try to do. Commentators whom I respect have used the strategy to great effect, and I think it goes a long way toward community building, and engendering reader loyalty. I’m sorry that it seems not to work particularly well for you.
I just don’t see how saying I can relate to the resentment that a young, successful guy generates, and giving a take that nobody else is giving can be seen as boasting. That doesn’t make sense to me.
"I am not one of those who think that coming in second or third is winning." -- Robert F. Kennedy
by Ted Bartlett on Dec 8, 2009 12:22 PM MST up reply actions
I meant getting personal in a different way than you did
Not, in the sense of personal attacks on other writers. I am refining my approach to media criticism, so as not to appear to mean criticisms personally.
I try to let my readers know me. That’s what I meant by trying to be personal.
"I am not one of those who think that coming in second or third is winning." -- Robert F. Kennedy
by Ted Bartlett on Dec 8, 2009 12:24 PM MST up reply actions
I really like the stuff about personal achievements, facts about Ted and his opinions that are in no way related to football or the Broncos. Such talk helps the reader get to know the author.
I’d be real sad if ST&NO was nothing but football, or even worse, nothing but Broncos. My biggest complaint with MHR (still is actually) is that I believe a lot of the readers/posters are more Bronco fans than football fans. ST&NO carters to both (which a lot of us are).
I even secretly liked the frat boy stories. I really like that MHR allows the writers to put human traits in their work.
This is my favorite website.
+1
If you are going to brag a bit (and Ted’s right, everybody writing publicly has a big head, otherwise they’d be spending that wit and insight on their family or something) – it’s cool to brag about something admirable; like hard work and honesty (dramatically absent in the accounting field lately!).
Keep it up, Ted this is consistently good stuff: worth the time of busy men/women which few opinionist merit.
"Aggression, discipline, accountability, effort" Brian Dawkins 9/29/2009
"Life is a daring adventure or nothing." Helen Keller
"He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little" Horace
by PositivIntegral on Dec 8, 2009 7:02 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
agree
for what it’s worth, I enjoy the column, but would enjoy it more if it were free of the justifications why I should enjoy it or the writer. It just seems irrelevant to me. It’s probably the only part of the column that I think is close to bad writing – akin to when a fiction writer decides to “tell, not show”. And as for whoever wrote that email last week, I have to admit that when it was brought up this week, I did have a real “now that you mention it…” moment. Before last week, I felt the column was about football. But last week I felt the column took a turn and was partly about football, and partly some kind of (sales job? motivational speech?) about the author, which didn’t seem to fit so well. I wouldn’t have written an email to flame the author and call him/the column “repugnant” (I am much too fair and high-minded of a commenter to do so – there, see how this parenthetical comment makes you wince a little bit?), but since the columnist makes a display of weighing it publicly without actually asking for feedback… I mean, really, why do that? If you’ve made up your mind and aren’t asking for feedback, why put it in your column? Anyway, it’s the kind of bad habit that could limit your ceiling as a columnist, that’s my opinion.
by tunesmith on Dec 8, 2009 11:54 AM MST up reply actions 2 recs
I respect your thoughts
But I like parentheses. I also like to incorporate non-football thoughts into what I write. Thanks for your input.
"I am not one of those who think that coming in second or third is winning." -- Robert F. Kennedy
by Ted Bartlett on Dec 8, 2009 12:14 PM MST up reply actions
Clay Davis on the Raven's performance last night...
In a rare post game interview with Rep. Clay Davis he had this to say about the Raven’s efforts last night: “Shhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiittttt.”
(sorry, I couldn’t resist once I saw a reference to The Wire)
by RalphW on Dec 8, 2009 7:42 AM MST reply actions 2 recs
To which Jimmy McNulty immediately replied,
“What the f*$% did I do?”
- Nick
"We got 'em right where we want 'em!" - Keith Bishop, right before John Elway orchestrated The Drive. 'Nuff said.
Thanks for another great edition
always the highlight of my tuesday… no matter what other readers email you..keep up the great work! :)
Bleeding Orange & Blue in The Netherlands
Hate to say it dude
But I told u UF was gonna lose, I just hope my 2nd predicition, that Ingram would win the Heisman, would come true
And btw, am I the only one who think Texas is the least deserving to be in the Nat Champ? I think the Big 12 was worse than usual this year. Put TCU in their please, and I also am not a fan of BSU v TCU, what’s that game gonna prove? I wanna see them play BCS schools to see if they can compete with them
Die good ole boys. You guys are old, greedy and rotten to the core. Die off.
Any sport where the Championship is decided by computers and sports writers instead of on field performance is fatally flawed. I love college football, but the BSC and Bowl system is the single dumbest format in sports.
I will be very very glad when the good ole boy network that rules college football dies off so that a proper and intelligent playoff system is implemented in college football.
This is my favorite website.
by McGeorge on Dec 8, 2009 8:57 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Could not agree more McGeorge,
I can’t wait until the BCS crap goes away. At every other level of college football there is a playoff system, and it equates to some fantastic football games. Of course there is the occasional blow out, but overall some really good games.
"A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do" Walter Gagenot
"Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible."
I'm on board with this too...
Although I do agree that the Fiesta Bowl is a ridiculous joke this year, it’s a slap in the face to both programs to not allow them to play one of the schools from the “good ole boy” conferences.
Oh yeah and if there is one person who isn’t deserving of the Heisman it is probably Mark Ingram, how does being one of three running backs and only carrying it in goal line situations in your conference championship make you top caliber. I’m no PAC-10 or Stanford fan, but Gerhardt is the most dominant runningback in college this year. His stats are far better than Ingram’s too…
I have something to agree with you on McGeorge and that is, the BCS system is flawed.
There are no if’s and’s or but’s about it and until they come up with a playoff foremat it will continue to be the “good ’ol boys” in charge. Heck even college basketball and base ball have playoffs.
Top shelf as usual, Ted
Rec’d and always excellent observations/opinions/writing. Don’t change a thing, except maybe watching commercials. Thanks for all the hard work you put into this.
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.
"Losing stinks" - Josh McDaniels
A couple things:
1) Thanks for your efforts
2) The announcing in the Broncos game Sunday was pretty bad. I try to never watch games around other people because I tend to know what is going on, who is doing what and why and I correct the announcers. My wife gets very annoyed at this and asks why I make such a big deal about it. I told her this weekend that these people are getting paid to educate fans and they are just doing everyone a disservice. No one thinks Marshall is playing possum, they think he is cold and they are in a running formation with no one besides TE’s in the game. There is a reason the DE’s of the Broncos don’t sack the quarterback. Don’t pass it off as our DE’s are under skilled nobodies. Don’t say that Robert Ayers was the first pick of the Broncos. Don’t get me started on the Cassell / McD crap.
A truth can only be expressed and enveloped in words if it is one-sided. Everything that is thought and expressed in words is one-sided, only half the truth; it all lacks totality, completeness, unity.
I do the same thing with the announcers, but fortunately my wife thinks it's funny.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. A. Einstein
Yeah, my wife finds it mildly amusing, as long as the broncos are winning and I'm not in a crappy mood.
The one announcer that I really like though is Kevin Harlan. I don’t know why he’s never on anyones list (although Dr. Z did give him some props the year before last). if you get the chance to watch a game he’s calling. You’ll notice he always calls every substitution and formation before every play. For those of us who consider themselves more knowledgeable fans (OK, maybe geeky is applicable here), knowing who’s actually on the field and in what position is infintely more interesting than Simm’s innane chatter or the pre-planned story lines that get mentioned ad nausuem.
Belief is accepting something because you’ve been convinced to do so, whether you like it or not. Faith is accepting something because you want to accept it.
by Hercules Rockefeller on Dec 8, 2009 9:31 AM MST up reply actions
Totally agree about Harlan. Always says useful things that I can't ridicule.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. A. Einstein
Even more
What makes Harlan’s work even more laudable is that he’s actually coming from a basketball background. He started out here in Mpls doing Woofie games. I always liked him then and it jsut transferred to hearing his football work. Glad to hear someone a little more objective likes him as well.
Hang on folks, road's a little bumpy in these spots.
I can usually filter them...
…and not get wound up, but Dan Dierdorf turns my ass red. My wife walked in the cave a couple weeks ago and caught me ranting at Dierdorf on the TV and gave me that quizzical have you lost your mind…the dude is on the TV look. Girls, they just don’t understand.
The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind-- Pearl Jam, "I am Mine"
by PredominantlyOrange on Dec 8, 2009 9:33 AM MST up reply actions
As always...
Great. Simply great. My favorite read of the week. Look forward to it every Tuesday.
Keep up the good work.
Talk is for Losers and Fools.
Many thanks
I just realized it’s been 5+ years since I watched season 2 of the Wire. The references were actually lost on me. I NEVER thought that would happen.
Thanks Ted and greatly appreciated as always.
It’s OK to be introspective when someone calls you arrogant or full of yourself. However an anonymous criticism shouldn’t sway you from being who you are – which I happen to enjoy immensely. If you know who you are and are true to yourself who cares what anyone else thinks? To my kids and the youngsters I work with I always say " Find out who you are and be that person on purpose. There’s no point in being an image." Be comfortable with yourself; if something doesn’t feel right work to change it. By the way I have made it a point to never give credence to missives that aren’t signed. Man up if you have something worthwhile to say.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. A. Einstein
LOL about noticing Brenda Warner's haircut
Thats exactly the thought I had. BTW, did you know that she used to be in the Marine corps. I was impressed when I heard that.
Also to add to your response to the emailer who said you’re full of it, the humor in your articles is subtle and it is highlighted by the self-effacing title “Shallow” thoughts and “Near-sigted” observations.
god created earth in 6 days....on the 7th day, he took a break and created elway
Perspective is an amazing thing.
My first thought was— dang, when she decide to go bimbo chic.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that… To each his own, I guess.
The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind-- Pearl Jam, "I am Mine"
by PredominantlyOrange on Dec 8, 2009 9:12 AM MST up reply actions
LOL
She’s not my style at all, but the revised Mrs Warner looks, and smiles, so much less like the angry fanatic she came off as a few years ago; I am happy for her, him, and their kids.
"Aggression, discipline, accountability, effort" Brian Dawkins 9/29/2009
"Life is a daring adventure or nothing." Helen Keller
"He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little" Horace
by PositivIntegral on Dec 8, 2009 7:08 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
Thanks Ted
Most of us, I think, very much enjoy both your thoughts and the way you express them. I know I do.
On the topic of commercials, I very much like commercials with pretty girls in them. I don’t buy products because of that, though.
+1 on all counts
I often will avoid products with particularly vapid advertisement, out of principle. That doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy attractive women in their terrible ads, though. :)
by BroncosBassist on Dec 8, 2009 8:49 AM MST up reply actions
spot on, BB
I wonder if the ad agencies track this effect? I have many products on my do-not-buy list because I sat through their 20 seconds of crap too many times.
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
Philip K. Dick
Great as always, Ted
One question/comment for the room:
My biggest problem with Mitch Berger is that he takes too long to get the ball off. He had yet another seeing-eye punt on Sunday, which inexplicably missed a dead-to-rights block. Upgrading the punter position has to be a huge priority in the offseason.
Has Mitch Berger been known for getting his kicks blocked in the past? What I read somewhere was that he made a subtle move and got the punt off with pressure on (didn’t get to see the game). Is it possible that he avoided that block through veteran skill? Not trying to stir anything up — I’m honestly asking the question. I wish I’d been able to see that play. Almost-blocks rarely make highlight reels. :)
Mitch
I like Mitch Berger. We were Buffs at the same time, so I’ll root for him more than he probably deserves. That being said, attributing that non-block to anything except the rusher not laying out is crazy. He should have blocked it as it was, just running.
To defend Mitch Berger, it would certainly help to block the people rushing the punter, though ;)
heh
Yeah, blocking the rushers would probably be more of a help than anything. Well, hopefully he continues to avoid blocks for the rest of the year. He’s likely a 1 year rental. Maybe 2 if we can’t address punter in the offseason with anyone else.
by BroncosBassist on Dec 8, 2009 9:02 AM MST up reply actions
if BK stands for blocked kicks… Berger has had three in 824 attempts, two in 96 and one in 03
A truth can only be expressed and enveloped in words if it is one-sided. Everything that is thought and expressed in words is one-sided, only half the truth; it all lacks totality, completeness, unity.
I don't know the stats but
That sounds like a rate you’d be OK with ad a coach; I DO see a distict decrease in the number of couch-clutching terror moments when an opposing P Returner had 17 yards to work with – go back and watch Royal just about breaking free maybe 6 times at KC in response to a long low punter and tell me if that looks better than what “it’s about the net!” Berger is giving us!
"Aggression, discipline, accountability, effort" Brian Dawkins 9/29/2009
"Life is a daring adventure or nothing." Helen Keller
"He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little" Horace
by PositivIntegral on Dec 8, 2009 7:14 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
A hilarious ST&NO, especially #6 & #8. This doesn’t happen often, but I don’t know what to say about those points. I enjoyed reading them… I got nothing else.
The reason you don’t like DJ Williams is the same reason I hated Lelie (he wasn’t Ed Reed – whom I really wanted Denver to draft) and the reason I don’t like Alphonso Smith. We think we know more than the coaches and scouts and occasionally, we are right about that.
I could not disagree with you more on Carlos Dunlap. I wouldn’t even consider Carlos Dunlap with a 1st round draft pick. That guy is a FOOL for getting a DUI last week. Do you really think it wise to splash tens of millions of dollars on a guy that makes decisions like Dunlap just did? There is a good reason Brandon Marshall was drafted where he was and it had nothing to do with lack of talent. Dunlap is a extremely risky guy to draft with a high pick in what should otherwise be a loaded draft with several attractive alternatives. My guess – Dunlap doesn’t even go in the Top 20. There are a lot of questions about his lack of desire, motor and now his personal life. Thanks, but no thanks.
Joe Haden – I want Denver to draft this guy with our pick from Chicago. He can be the top shelf CB Alphonso Smith is not. I don’t think Champ is around in 2011 and we don’t want a rookie CB starting at that point. I’d have no problem if we took a Renaldo McClain either.
Great loss by the Ravens last night. If we get to 10-6, we are money good for a playoff spot. As Baltimore (6-6) and Pittsburgh (6-6) play each other in a few weeks, one of those teams will not be able to reach 10-6 to use their head to head tie breaker over Denver. I think we can do better than 10-6, but our path to the 2009 playoffs has very few obstacles remaining. IMO, this season is already a success for Denver, but a playoff spot is important in the development/experience of this team/coaching staff. It’s very good to be a Bronco fan today.
This is my favorite website.
Totally agree McGeorge re: Haden
I was amazed by that guy watching the ’Bama/Florida game, and the damage that Julio Jones did vs. the other CBs just shows how much Haden was shutting down his side of the field.
Champ Mark 2, with a developed Smith opposite. Fantastic scenario for 2011
"I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good." -- Zaphod Beeblebrox
by Sharpe as a Tack on Dec 8, 2009 7:55 PM MST up reply actions
That was a gap commercial?
Whenever I see that on tv, I guess I never really picked up that it was a gap commercial. The song is too catchy and the dancing is too distracting from the actual advertisement. Now, if they had “the gap” actually in the song, maybe it would actually work. Sort of like the free credit report.com commercials. “F-R-E-E that spells free. Credit report dot com, baby.” See? I remember that.
However, if you asked me to sing the gap commercial song, this is what you’d get. “Go classic tree, go classy tree, go plant a tree, go banana tree.” Those can’t be the right words, but that is what I gathered and that is what stuck in my head. Whoever is doing the ads for the gap commercials is wasting their time, in my opinion.
Also, I’m glad you aren’t going to change your writing style because of that anonymous sender. Every writer has to have, at least, some arrogance or self-awareness of their own intelligence or strengths. I enjoy ST&NO and if it changed, I would be very disappointed. Keep up the good work, Ted. This is a weekly addiction for me.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Girl, you don't need to be a 10, as long as you have a good smile and smell like bacon.
Disagree
“Remember the haters? Well, a lot of people love to hate Tiger. He’s there with Roger Federer, Derek Jeter, Tom Brady, and Jeff Gordon in that way, as guys who are so talented, and so polished that relatively untalented and unpolished people are apt to hate them. (Gordon ought to have a Gillette commercial, too. I bet they figure people who like Gordon already use good shaving equipment.) It’s really an ugly trait, to root for the failure of the most talented people, but a lot of people do it. Let’s drag everybody down to our own level.”
My take is that Tiger is receiving so much fire because he’s been identified as less a person, in the public mind, than as a carefully managed, IMG-perfected corporate entity.
I think more people tend to love greatness than want to destroy it—but we Americans like a dose, even a fake dose, of perceived humanity alongside the excellence. Mickey Mantle, for example, or even Michael Jordan. Remember that Jordan not only got divorced amid allegations of impropriety but had something of a gambling scandal, but he’d accumulated enough goodwill among the public-at-large that it never even scratched his finish. Tiger has always seemed, for better or worse, like GolfBot.
Of your examples, the one that I think truly appropriate is Gordon, but there are multiple levels there as well—he’s a Californian who dominated a historically Southern sport, for instance. The Jeter hate springs from the team he plays for; his horndoggery generally gets an appreciative high-five from both the media and the hoi polloi. Federer, to the best of my knowledge (and I don’t pay attention to tennis, so take that for what little it’s worth) seems to be largely held up as an example of what’s right about sports. If he’s got legions of haters, I’ve never heard about them.
But again, maybe he does, somewhere. Somewhere where people watch tennis, i.e. not in my house. Dude just seems Swiss to me.
by Remember Keith Kartz! on Dec 8, 2009 8:57 AM MST reply actions 1 recs
It's mostly about the laundry
I mostly “hate” the talented guys that wear a uniform I root against.
But RKK makes a great point about personality – it’s also easy to root for people who seem too artificial or wooden. Look at Peyton Manning – I don’t know a single Colts fan, but I know a lot of people that like Peyton. His persona is easy to like, and that makes his talent very admirable, rather than something to root against.
Fantastic Non-Hating Article About Federer
The late and much-missed David Foster Wallace wrote about Federer from the point of view of a former competitive tennis player. It’s a fascinating article because it starts from the presumption that the guy is uniquely gracious and well-adjusted.
Also, for my money, the last excellent thing DFW wrote.
I Change My Tune on Sublime Athletes When They Age
What you said is mostly right. In the case of Jeff Gordon, I’ll add that there are class resentments and, as far as I understand Nascar, there’s the idea that he endangered lots of folks early on.
I’m with you, RKK, in that I don’t resent accomplishment — I resent the inability to experience that accomplishment without having it packaged, airbrushed, trademarked and used to sell me salty athletic drinks. If Derek Jeter had been a lifer on the Brewers, I would have talked him up, non-stop. But since he’s on the Yankees and — nighttime adventures aside — is held up as Mr. Clean and Wholesome and Gosh-Shucks, I work extra hard to point out that he can’t move to his left, that his range has fallen off a cliff, etc.
The funny corollary to this is that any player I loathe for being a stage-managed media phenomenon when he’s young becomes a guy I like when his back and knees go. Young Shaq — always fawned over by the announcers — drove me nuts. Aging Shaq, who wants to play hard, but whose back won’t let him — that guy is awesome. The same goes for Charles Barkley with the Rockets. I like Ray Lewis more now than I did when he was on the cover of every magazine. When the mind is willing but the body isn’t, and the fickle hype machine gets turned off — that’s when I can start to experience these athletes as people and technicians, and not Phil Knight enrichment machines.
The only guy I’ll never be able to root for is Tom Brady, but that’s because I had to live in Boston with all of the Massholes. In 2007, I think half of them actually imagined that THEY were spending their nights with Giselle. So creepy.
LOL
What you said is mostly right. In the case of Jeff Gordon, I’ll add that there are class resentments and, as far as I understand Nascar, there’s the idea that he endangered lots of folks early on.
Yeah, He endangered Dale Earnhardt’s chances of winning!
Opinions are like......, Well anyway, this is mine.
hahahaha, true that.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Girl, you don't need to be a 10, as long as you have a good smile and smell like bacon.
Agreed
I don’t think it’s so much that people root for downfall of those more talented, but (kind of like the point you make) people DO get tired of seeing and hearing about the perfection of those shoved down our throats. If Tiger didn’t want all the attention, he did not need to sign all the endorsement deals ensuring he is on television and in magazine ads 24/7. I’m not saying the guy gives up all rights to privacy, but he should be enough of an adult to realize that you have to take the good with the bad.
Honestly, I also think a lot of the backlash is because of his father. Remember when his dad was all over the news talking about how Tiger was not only going to be great for golf, but was going to be great for the world or humanity or whatever? Didn’t Tiger’s dad at one point compare him to Nelson Mandela or something?
- Nick
"We got 'em right where we want 'em!" - Keith Bishop, right before John Elway orchestrated The Drive. 'Nuff said.
Tiger's dad
Had the promo machine going before the kid was three. Had him on the Merv Griffen show putting golf balls for the world to see. I never took what he said as anything other than unpaid advertising. A Fathers Love, ain’t it wonderful?
Opinions are like......, Well anyway, this is mine.
Yeah...
But when he started putting that kind of pressure on the kid….comparing him to renowned humanitarians….well, I think dear ol’ Dad was doing the kid a disservice at that point. I wish I could find the direct quote.
- Nick
"We got 'em right where we want 'em!" - Keith Bishop, right before John Elway orchestrated The Drive. 'Nuff said.
Oh, I think the whole thing was a disservice
Poor Tiger in my opinion. Other than the money envy I wouldn’t have his life for anything….. Golfbot, lol. Exactly…… I wonder if tiger can even hook up the washing machine? You know what I mean?
Opinions are like......, Well anyway, this is mine.
I love these articles and I wouldnt be surprised if the email came from Dukes ,Clayton or Paige . You are stealing their shine as is everyone at MHR with the quality of work you guys put out lol
I thought Ortons 3 turnovers were right on point and should be a lesson to everyone who says
A- he needs to learn to trust the line
B – he needs to look downfield more often
C – Mcdaniels needs to open up the offense
What you Sunday was a by product of being ultra aggressive in the passing game but that type of game is where you want to do it as I think its the best environment to practice taking multiple shots downfield . Its how all Qbs pad their stats :)
I needed 12 points from ray Rice to make the playoffs in a yahoo league and suffice to say Ray crapped all over me and I had to smile and take it as it helped my Broncos
I was gonna say
That the problem with replying to the anonymous guy was that it would validate Paige but you beat me to it. :)
I was all for a Dez Bryant push, but if this Cooper is as good as you say, and he can be had in round 2, maybe we trade away the one for a one next year and pick up some additional 2s and 3s in this year’s deep draft — particularly if we’re not interested in somebody like Cody.
Riley Cooper
looked really really good, but he’s really a very similar version of Brandon Marshall. I would argue that Cooper runs better routes, but the Beast is getting much better at that this year. If Marshall is gone next year, then I would be more than happy with Cooper as a replacement.
"I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good." -- Zaphod Beeblebrox
by Sharpe as a Tack on Dec 8, 2009 7:57 PM MST up reply actions
Announcer at KC
I drove out from Boulder for the game, had the best time I have ever had in KC, but during the game the announcer kept calling players wrong on the loud speakers at the game. Mostly it was mixing up Moreno and Buckhalter, but he even mixed up a couple KC players. My buddy and I were correcting him, and I think a few Chefs fans were not happy with us.
Millen and commercials
I have to begrudgingly agree with your take on Millen. He’s been good. I would add, too, that he has gotten better than he was before he rooked the GM job for Detroit. I used to hate listening to him and thought he just added bias to the broadcast, but getting into the analysis he does now, like the Mike situation, really adds to the broadcast.
Commercials:
I throw up in my mouth a little whenever I see the Medicine Woman commercial. She really does think she’s done something super important there, doesn’t she?
The Levi’s commercials are too smarmy for my tastes, they have the opposite effect than they intend on me.
I like plaid around Christmas time anyway so I can’t tell if the Gap ads are effective.
Hang on folks, road's a little bumpy in these spots.
Jewelry commercials
I think the thing with the Jane Seymore commercials is they think that men think that women want jewelry that has some sort of “meaning”. I mean that, while men might think that jewelry will get them some action, men know better than to let that show to their wifes/girlfreinds becuase then the whole gig is up and it won’t work. So while women truly could care less about what a jewelry says about Jane Seymour’s mom or whatever, the theory is that men will fall for it and think “this is jewelry with meaning, so if I give it to my wife she won’t think I’m just trying to get laid”.
that’s just the theory though. I don’t think most men are that stupid. We all know that our wives / girlfreinds will apreciate the jewelry 10x more if we can find something that fits her personal style of has some sort of personal meaning, becuase that’ll show we’ve been listenging all this time (and that is what gets you the action!)
Belief is accepting something because you’ve been convinced to do so, whether you like it or not. Faith is accepting something because you want to accept it.
by Hercules Rockefeller on Dec 8, 2009 9:26 AM MST up reply actions
Don't know if you were trying to be funny, but...
I was ROFL!!!
You could write a whole post on the psychological breakdown of jewelry commercials, HR.
Hang on folks, road's a little bumpy in these spots.
Yea really
Open hearts, you say? Me, I see T and A. But hey, maybe that’s just me ;)
by AllBroncsallday on Dec 8, 2009 5:04 PM MST up reply actions
My wife said the same thing!
She hates the commercials more than anything – in fact, I’d probably loose all sight of any action for a month if I bought some of that stuff for her.
Belief is accepting something because you’ve been convinced to do so, whether you like it or not. Faith is accepting something because you want to accept it.
by Hercules Rockefeller on Dec 8, 2009 8:52 PM MST up reply actions
Texas is the second best team in Texas
The team in Fort Worth,the Texas Christian Horned Frogs,is the best team in Texas.TCU dominated their competition and did not need to go to instant replay to beat an average Nebraska team or require a total meltdown that Alabama enjoyed against Auburn.TCU’s opponent,Boise State,closest game all season was 10 points,and many times the opponents scored a late touchdown against the third stringers to narrow the gap.
People ask all the time who do the mid majors like TCU and BSU play? Everybody that is on their schedule.They dont play a BCS conference schedule but then again they dont have BCS Resources.I believe after this bowl season,history will show that the Fiesta Bowl is the best game,the peoples championship
by OrangeCrush4082 on Dec 8, 2009 9:16 AM MST reply actions 1 recs
Commercials
I am not a big fan of the gap commercials but whenever they come on my 18 mos old daughter stops dead in her tracks and stares at he TV. Maybe they are meant for people with the midset of a two year old.
Nice
You could be on to something there
"I am not one of those who think that coming in second or third is winning." -- Robert F. Kennedy
by Ted Bartlett on Dec 8, 2009 10:04 AM MST up reply actions
Gap commercial
I will say that there is one where one of the guys does this spin move with a heavy lean that looks like he’s going to hit the deck but doesn’t.
Thought that was pretty cool.
Hang on folks, road's a little bumpy in these spots.
Sick dance moves
Have Jack-all to to with Gap but… I suppose the economy has to get moving somehow and if everybody kicking in $80 for used, ill-fitting jeans is the only way to do it…
"Aggression, discipline, accountability, effort" Brian Dawkins 9/29/2009
"Life is a daring adventure or nothing." Helen Keller
"He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little" Horace
by PositivIntegral on Dec 8, 2009 7:23 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
Great column, Ted.
Props for calling out Sheff on the dropped 3rd down pass. Dallas Clark catches those passes every time, and Tony needs to do likewise if he wants to get up to that level of play. As a huge fan of his, I worry that unless he’s made a focal point early and often, his mental lapses will continue. He needs to step up regardless of the situation. Especially since he’s one of the players that will be getting looked at closely this offseason.
RE: Announcers. It seems that many people out there want to attach Millen’s uber-reekage as a GM to his performance as a color guy. I think the contrast is stark, and he wasted a lot of time that could have been better spent doing something at which he excels. I really enjoyed his call in the Denver game because he confirmed a lot of things that I saw, and enlightened me to some that I didn’t.
RE: Commercials. I strongly disagree with your take on the Levi’s commercials. They pretty much make me wish I had hit the mute button sooner. I’m no advertising guru, but I see nothing in that commercial that moves me to buy jeans. Just one hell of a weird commercial.
- Jason
I'll swallow poison until I grow immune.
I will scream my lungs out 'til it fills this room.
How much difference does it make? - EV
wow
wow — Colts fan here, coming to check out what’s going on with the opponent this week, and I must say I’m very impressed by the length and thoroughness of this post. I didn’t actually have time to read it all, but still wow.
Anyways, about that one little points very early on about running for 150 against the Colts — I’d pretty surprised if that happened. We’ve only given up 150 on the ground twice this season, and one of those was a 42-6 beatdown of St. Louis where we let SJax run in the 2nd half. The other was against Miami’s wildcat which sort of rocked our world.
yeah, this isn't your fathers' Colts D
They’ve been much stouter than in past years. but the Broncos running attack is really getting up to speed in recent weeks. Knowshon is cradling the ball with both arms like it’s his first-born son, the O-line is much better without Ben Hamilton, and the backup running back actually averages quite a bit more per carry than the starter. 150 will be tough, but doable. (as will be the game as a whole)
Belief is accepting something because you’ve been convinced to do so, whether you like it or not. Faith is accepting something because you want to accept it.
by Hercules Rockefeller on Dec 8, 2009 10:34 AM MST up reply actions
You can run on the Colts
Most teams don’t as much as they should, because they get down on the scoreboard. If I end up being wrong, I’ll fess up for it, but I am pretty sure the Broncos can run on them.
Thanks for the kind words, and for checking us out here.
"I am not one of those who think that coming in second or third is winning." -- Robert F. Kennedy
by Ted Bartlett on Dec 8, 2009 10:59 AM MST up reply actions
Well
We have faced an average number of carries (317 total, 16th in the league) at 4.2 ypc., also about average (17th). Obviously we aren’t amazing, but 150 might be asking a lot. Although it’s probably a good number to shoot for in a winning effort.
I was surprised at how well the Colts D has
limited big plays period this year both against the run and the pass
only 3 runs of 20+ and one of 40+ allowed
only 22 passes of 20+ (best in league) and only 5 of 40+
those are all impressive numbers
by DE_BroncoFan on Dec 8, 2009 12:15 PM MST up reply actions
Plaid skirts
Do these Gap ads with dancing beautiful people doing cheerleader cadences and wearing plaid make anybody want to go buy plaid clothing? I am interested in marketing and advertising, so if you’re a ST&NO reader who finds those ads effective
No, but if I was young and single, I’d like to chase said plaid skirts.
If we can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people, under the pretence of taking care of them, they must become happy. - Thomas Jefferson
not a single comment
about the Saints/Redskins?
If we can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people, under the pretence of taking care of them, they must become happy. - Thomas Jefferson
I mentioned Devin Thomas, but in a more general-recent way
I didn’t watch much of that game, so I didn’t have a lot to say about the specific content. It’s just one I didn’t get to.
"I am not one of those who think that coming in second or third is winning." -- Robert F. Kennedy
by Ted Bartlett on Dec 8, 2009 10:57 AM MST up reply actions
Brilliant Take.
This is the one blog/column that I continue to look forward to every week after the football weekend. Great, great job.
As far as commercials… the Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman ad one doesn’t surprise me at all. It’s a gimmick that many guys will think their wife/gf/mother/daughter will think was “thoughtful” because it had some sort of logical story behind it. Actually I think the only place that type of advertisement would be successful would be to male dominated sports audiences.
The commercials that are so bad it’s shocking to me are the ones with the families fighting over stuff they bought. Like the one where the husband was surprised that the wife splurged and spent so much one a huge flat screen TV during hard economic times, and the wife says “let Santa do Santa’s job”. Wow. I don’t even remember the product being pitched, I just remember the commercial leaving an uncomfortable feeling… which I guess is what they were going for? Stupid.
As far as the “repugnant” comments… don’t change your style one bit. You won’t please everyone ever, so just be yourself. It’s also what we love about this site and everyone’s contributions here.
Thanks Ted...Took two cups to get through this one today...LOL
Always appreciate your perspectives, time, and obvious effort…
The better you are at what you do, the more you like yourself and the greater will be your self-confidence…Keep up the good work Ted!
THE WIRE references!
Love it! I cannot believe how awesome are all things MHR!
- Nick
"We got 'em right where we want 'em!" - Keith Bishop, right before John Elway orchestrated The Drive. 'Nuff said.
It's all in the game, yo
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants country, and damned proud of it.
by underdog on Dec 8, 2009 1:20 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll always read your columns all the way through
am slightly in awe of your stamina, and am fascinated by the deep analysis and insights you generate.
So you personalise it? GOOD! Live it up, man! Tell us how you feel! Show us the real you.
Hey, I read Peter King’s stuff all the way through, too, and you’re much better than him. Woody – I don’t even bother anymore.
Keep up the great writing – I bet at least 95% of us really appreciate you.
"Remember, it's only a game."
Ted, great post as usual but, would you elaborate more on how the Colts can be beat?
I wish I would have taped their game Sunday so I could study what they really do. Is Manning a pocket passer who can on occasion run out the sides to the down markers? What do they present as a threat in their running game? How is Champ going going to match up with Wayne? Etc…
I only find you half as objectionable as that emailer; You're pugnant!
Or maybe I was thinking of “poignant.”
Good one
Or pugnacious
or republican
or pregnant?
"Aggression, discipline, accountability, effort" Brian Dawkins 9/29/2009
"Life is a daring adventure or nothing." Helen Keller
"He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little" Horace
by PositivIntegral on Dec 8, 2009 7:27 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
Ok, here's my take
After watching the Giants game, Graham does set the edge well. That is a good strength for our team. He has Ole’ blocked a few times when he was in motion in passing plays and is responsible for sacks when he does it.
I agree that Phonz needs to make better decisions. And be more decisive on punt returns.
The stuff about Gradkowski being the answer for the Raiders may be silly, but he is certainly the answer to JaMarcus the Hutt.
You can definitely see where Kurt Warners signing bonus went.
“Leave Tiger(Britney) alone!”
I appreciate your weekly efforts Ted and with a hearty chuckle, thanks.
Character may be manifested in the great moments but it is made in the small ones -- Philip Brooks
Gap ads with dancing beautiful people doing cheerleader cadences and wearing plaid
make me want to punch dancing beautiful people doing cheerleader cadences and wearing plaid.
If that’s you, I’m sorry — stay away from me when those commercials come on and you won’t get hurt. : )
"All we're trying to do is win the *********** game!" -- Josh MF McDaniels tearing into his offensive line after three false starts in the red zone. The tirade turned the tide of the game, and the Broncos dominated from that point on.
FWIW
I think your tone is entirely appropriate for your subject matter, and I really appreciate the fact that — far more than any other contributor on this site — you refuse to pull any punches on the items you address, nor do you hesitate to defend them respectfully when called upon. Without ST&NO, MHR would lose some of its sharpest wit and decisive teeth, in my opinion. Just keep doing what you’re doing and keep taking pride in it, because you’re earning it every week, fella.
"All we're trying to do is win the *********** game!" -- Josh MF McDaniels tearing into his offensive line after three false starts in the red zone. The tirade turned the tide of the game, and the Broncos dominated from that point on.
well put
I’d take a bit of arrogance if that’s the price I have to pay for the overall tone of the column, which I like. And I’m not saying that it’s outright arrogant, just that it borders on arrogant.
Belief is accepting something because you’ve been convinced to do so, whether you like it or not. Faith is accepting something because you want to accept it.
by Hercules Rockefeller on Dec 8, 2009 8:56 PM MST up reply actions
Arrogant.. I think not!
As John Wayne once said: “It ain’t brag if you can do it.” Ted, you can do it!
Rec’d and thanks once again!
" May the bandwagon jumpers bark their shins!"
For a pick I *did* love at the time it was made ;-)
I am loving Knowshon even more than I did initially. He’s really coming around. And, yep, he’s only a rookie.
And thanks for the great read as always, Ted!
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants country, and damned proud of it.
Btw, if I were a Lions fan
I would want them to draft one offensive lineman after the other in 2010 (and sign 1-2 free agents). Stafford needs to be kept alive, he’s their franchise now.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants country, and damned proud of it.
For the plaid ads
I wouldn’t necessarily say they work, but they are playing off the fact that plaid seems to be in these days. Plaid and flannel go in and out of fashion so very often that it’s hard to keep up. I in particular have been buying more plaid shirts, mainly because I like them and can wear them to shows without having wary looks. Plus, they are acceptable at pretty much all times of the year, so, yeah, I’d say they’re a little effective.
A side note: my roommate and mine’s favorite commercial right now is the one where the girls sing about their comfy sweaters and cute boots. we are both men and are ok admitting this fact. GAP is nothing if not catchy :)
Philippians 4:6-7
Another good column, Ted.
As usual, far more interesting than Peter King’s chicken scratching.
Some thoughts, since my system is down here at work. Not that I read MHR at work:
1. Orton must have been building a model airplane before the game, the way that ball stuck to his hands all day. A friend of mine pointed out that on those two fumbles (if I remember correctly) Clady got blown up and Scheffler missed a block, respectively – but that ball should have been downfield already. And don’t even get me started on that dropped pass of Scheffler’s. My head almost exploded. Come on Tony, you’re not a rookie.
2. I am glad I wasn’t the only one getting tired of watching Moreno dance and dawdle behind the line earlier in the year. He’s hitting it hard now, following his blocks and running like the player we all know he is. He’s going to be good for a long time.
3. My Christmas cards to Miami and Philadelphia are in the mail.
4. I am not going to pretend I knew he’d work out but I have been convinced of Prater’s potential since he got here. Glad to see him living up to it.
5. Gradkowski may not be the answer in Oakland, but he’s less of a question mark than The Hutt. I was hoping they wouldn’t figure that out until December 21. Oh well. That should still be a win.
6. Matt Stafford IS a tough kid. And he’s going to lose his life behind that line. I really hope the Lions get him some help up front this off season. He’s not going to be able to take that kind of pounding forever.
7. Who’s Michael Vick?
8. You were generous toward Kurt Warner’s wife. She used to look like something out of a Pat Benatar video. Much improved these days.
9. I grew up in Dallas and just about fell out of my chair reading your rant on Verne Lundquist. That was actually the only reason I felt like responding at all, but it all sort of fell out of me. He used to do the play by play for the Cowboys games on KRLD in Dallas, with Brad Sham doing color. To be honest I think Brad was and still is a far better broadcaster. Lundquist used to make me want to pull my hair out – but now that I think about it, we used to listen to HIM because we couldn’t stand listening to Madden when he did the Dallas games.
Boy does that bring back some memories. Be glad you don’t necessarily have to listen to him every week.
And screw whoever that was who called your work ‘repugnant’. You’re knowledgeable and confident. I love what you do and I know I’m not crazy, because if I were I’d be a Raiders fan.
Keep it up. You rock.
Don't argue with fools. It's how they reproduce.
Oh, and the Gap sucks.
I don’t even know what ads you’re talking about, but the Gap sucks. I can say that because I used to shop there. Now, somebody shopping down at the ARC can walk by the shelf full of my old clothes and say ‘I don’t even have a JOB and I won’t wear this crap.’
Sorry, just my opinion. I hate The Gap. LOL
Don't argue with fools. It's how they reproduce.
Fantastic
as a newer member here, this is definitely one of my favorite columns! Insight, humor, and more insight. and I’m not sure what makes me want to break my TV first, the Gap ads or Lundquist.
Also loving the Wire references…
Great read
I enjoy your anaylsis each week, keep up the good work, I really like Cody too, think he could be a long term answer for our defense
I hate
those Kay and Jared commercials. Those cater to men who are insecure and have no skills with women.
BTW, another good article, Ted. I look forward to your article every week. And I am glad that you seem to be feeling better. Let’s hope that the next article you write is talking about how the Broncos beat the Colts.
Amen to your last sentence
And I’m an athiest.
"Aggression, discipline, accountability, effort" Brian Dawkins 9/29/2009
"Life is a daring adventure or nothing." Helen Keller
"He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little" Horace
by PositivIntegral on Dec 8, 2009 7:31 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
Ads
Someone else made this point after the infamous MF on NFL network on Thanksgiving, but… Here in Vegas, the early games start at 10 am. I love irony, so it always makes me laugh when the Cialis commercials start. My nieces and nephews all want to ask what erectile dysfunction is, and why those people are in those bathtubs. Now, I understand why they run those commercials during NFL games, because of who the audience is. It’s a built in demographic. But must they run them during the early games? Maybe ED should be saved for the prime time games?
And while we’re at it, why the hell are those people in bathtubs? More importantly, why are they in SEPARATE bathtubs? Are the pills not kicking in yet? And maybe it’s just me, but I don’t like how the pitchman smirks while he’s talking about how you might be struck deaf, blind, incontinent, and bankrupt as side effects of the pills.
Anywho…I’m on a stream or rants here, so allow me to also say: I love ST&NO. I don’t always agree with everything said, or the manner said, but it’s definitely one of the first things that drew me to MHR, and keeps me coming back.
RE: DJ, I couldn’t agree more. I still like DJ, although he drives me crazy with lack of gap discipline sometimes. However, I followed Steven Jackson starting his junior year of high school here in LV. When he was still on the board when we picked that year, I was ecstatic. I just knew we had our next TD. Big, fast, decent receiver, good blocker, model citizen. Then, when we went DJ, I was broken-hearted. Disconsolate every time I watched Jackson play his rookie year….
- Nick
"We got 'em right where we want 'em!" - Keith Bishop, right before John Elway orchestrated The Drive. 'Nuff said.
Arrogance doesn’t bother.
In fact it can be enjoyable when done skillfully (as yours often is). Self confidence only helps emphasize your point. Who wants to read the opinion of someone who is in doubt about what he says? (Figurative question mark). To read criticism of those who deserve to be criticized helps clarify a matter (or an opinion) and is in no way objectionable. I greatly enjoy reading your submittals. That would not be the case if they were full of humility (false or any other kind). Throwing in humor and non football related topics only adds to the enjoyment and readability.
What I find annoying is that you feel the need to explain yourself and/or make excuses. It wouldn’t even occur to someone truly self assured to make a claim supporting that belief. Just state what you wish to say and don’t give a second thought to how it is perceived. As long as YOU feel right about it, there is no reason to worry about what anybody else thinks. But whatever you write, DO NOT talk about yourself (not to be construed to mean about what you did thanksgiving or your educational background or any such personal interest info). A radio announcer may come up with a pretty good line but it totally falls flat if he is the one laughing about it (as may of course be the case if he is alone in the studio).
Anyway, your explanation comes across as a mea culpa. You may have thought of it as a reasonable clarification of where you are coming from but it reads as an excuse, which only diminish your standing. Your ST&NO with this self examination thrown in is like a good joke followed by an explanation for those who don’t get it. Explaining a joke always bombs in the first place and secondly, people enjoy reading your submittals for their own merits and don’t really give a damn about whether or not you have any personal conflicts or feelings or reasons for providing them.
by warmick on Dec 8, 2009 3:54 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Be kind to Ted (and Tiger)
It’s your blog and you can write it as you see fit, I for one will keep reading.
"To vilify a great man is the readiest way in which a little man can himself attain greatness"
Edgar A Poe
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
Philip K. Dick
My day is complete. Just got a direct tweet from W Woodyard
LOL. Not sure it’s even worth repeating here because it’s about something so juvenile and silly but it was fun that he responded. The one other time I wrote him it was about football and he didn’t reply, so I see where his head’s at! Hah.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants country, and damned proud of it.
Love it
Thanks as always. STNO is one of the reasons I keep coming back.
I’d say that the comments regarding arrogance (writing anon, that takes some real guts) are more about the writers shortcomings than yours, Ted.
Keep on rollin’- don’t change a thing.
Bad news: Harris out for season :-(
It was great to have him back, even if for less than a full game. :-( Time to step it up, Polumbus.
The team has overall been very fortunate with injuries this year so I guess we have to count our blessings. but still..
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants country, and damned proud of it.
wow...lotsa different things to write about
way cool you know so much bout lots of stuff…sorta didnt read some if it tho…thnx
MHR...and proud of it!
hi ted
i adride u writeing skills i tryed to fill in for u last week as best as i couild anyway thanks for the common u are fair smart and very good at writeing
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
Grrrr!
You beat me to the analysis of the potential draft prospects in the SEC Championship game, Ted. I like all of your analyses, but I am much higher on McClain than you are, and much lower on Dunlap than you.
I also think that we should keep a very sharp eye out for Chas Henry, the Florida punter. He’s a junior, and junior punters don’t usually go out early, but that young man is phenomenal. Amazing leg strength, unbelievable hang time, and great accuracy. His return stats (or lack thereof) are simply astounding. At the very least, he’s a good candidate for 2011.
"I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good." -- Zaphod Beeblebrox
by Sharpe as a Tack on Dec 8, 2009 8:00 PM MST reply actions
Ted
I take in a lot of football, basketball and baseball articles and columns every week and I always look forward to reading this column. It’s very well written, thought out and informative. Keep up the good work, sir.
Thoughts on Hillis
Last year one of the few bright spots was the play of Peyton Hillis. Time and time again he punished defenses with his attacking north south running game. This year he’s been all but invisible, until last Sunday when once again he made those bruising hard nosed north south runs. So what I’m wodering is this: Maybe his play time was minimized until late in the season by design, in order to preserve his health, and become a new wrinkle that defenses have to plan for duing the all important last few games race for the playoffs. I mean having a one two three punch is better then a one two punch. Isn’t it?
Possible
But since his carries came in garbage time, I don’t think so.
I’m thinking he is just a slow develop in the McDaniels system. Plus, LaMont Jordan’s been having some injuries lately, so Hillis is probably his replacement. Finally, there is the return of Spencer Larsen. Hillis, when he’s been in, has been a blocking fullback. Larsen is better at that than Hillis, and now that Hillis doesn’t have to do that it frees him up to carry the ball.
"I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good." -- Zaphod Beeblebrox
by Sharpe as a Tack on Dec 8, 2009 10:51 PM MST up reply actions
It's an interesting idea.
However, I don’t think Coach would have saved something like that past the second SD game. A head to head for the division lead…I think if there were a long planned secret weapon going on, it would have been unveiled that week.
- Nick
"We got 'em right where we want 'em!" - Keith Bishop, right before John Elway orchestrated The Drive. 'Nuff said.
Excellent Column as always.
Keep up the humor and off topic remarks.
And yes, you can be forgiven for being a frat rat in college if need be
Advertisements and Announcers
I love marketing and advertising. The ads that you mention are all ones that annoy me, except the Levi’s commercial. The Gap ad is strange to me. They are trying to relive a great campaign that they did back in the late nineties but very poorly. It seems like they are overestimating the Glee/Bring It On demographic. The same can be said for the Old Navy ads as well.
The Levi’s commercial is a fantastic commercial. The use of poetry instead of music is fantastic, not to mention using Walt Whitman. The first time I saw the ad all I could think was how genius the ad was.
As to announcers. . .there are so few good ones out there. The color guys are the worst in my opinion. They live on their notes and will completely talk through a play in order to get their news nugget across. The latest pet peeve of mine is when a commentator tells me what a player is thinking. I want the commentator to call the came, the color to give me knowledge of the game, not Favre or the Mannings. We are so saturated with TMZ crap and over analysis that the simple act of teaching the game is gone.
i know this is days late
I love reading your posts (some times it takes 6 hours to find the time to finish reading it), i find it insightful, humorous, and not the least bit arrogant or over the top. Ive looked at other SB fan blogs and they lack quality posts such as yours.
Thanks for your hard work and effort!
"Iron sharpens Iron."
My favorite teams are:
Broncos
and anyone playing against Da Bears!

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