La La Land of Pre-Season Feel Goods
by Mike Clark on Mar 2, 2009 4:40 PM MST
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PrintWell here we are again just a handfull-of-weeks from the draft and the official opening of the "La La Land of Pre-Season Feel Goods! "
I apologize for my long absence but Shanny getting fired kinda threw me into a weird dizzy that causes a village idiot like myself to crawl into my 'I don't get it box' and hide. To my dismay I come back to find Cutler trade talks started by ???? by either Cutler or the Team..........who cares........I think Cutler will be on our team for a long time. The important point in this post is the opening of La La Land to all the fine members of MHR.
Being MHR's official 'Village Idiot' and guardian of the gate I thought it best that I remind you the laws of visiting La La Land. Many moons ago Zappa helped me set out a set of rules--kind of a constitution................
We have all heard about La La Land, but here is your official guide to La La Land. A Constitution of sorts. Or perhaps a guide to true happiness.
1. Anything that is not good concerning the Broncos, shall not be discussed.
2. All predictions of the future must be approved by Mike Clark or Zappa.
3. Feelings such as; despair, sadness, anger, frustration, pessimism, or any other negative feeling is forbidden while in La La Land.
4. The Broncos rule all.
5. Raiders, Chargers, and Chiefs have foul odor.
These rules, amendments, guidelines or whatever you want to call them are to be followed diligently at all times while visiting or residing in La La Land. Anyone found to be in violation of these rules shall be deported immediately to the Real World of misery and despair. Repeat offenders will be dealt with by Chuck Norris.
La La Land national motto: 13-3 Baby!
La La Land national mascot: Orange and Blue Kool Aid Man, Oh Yeaahhhh!
La La Land national anthem: Ain't No Mountain High Enough
I hope you have found this guide to be helpful and informative. May the Broncos be with you.
Remember that from the draft to the start of season absolutely no negative thoughts are allowed. Everything that happens, no matter what happens, will result in us going at least 13-3 and marching to the Super Bowl.
We will love our free agent pick-ups.
We will love and find good in every person we draft.
We will love Josh McDaniels.
We know that any conflict between Josh and Jay will simply help them grow.
We WILL make the play-offfs.
We ARE going to the Super Bowl until we don't.
And remeber our motto "13-3 Baby!!!"
Go Broncos!!!
P.S. I would like to thank Jon Tollerud for stepping in for me...it shocked me back to activity.
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MIKE CLARK!!
Where ya been, bro? We needed your optimism during this whole weekend fiasco.
I picked the wrong weekend to quit sniffing glue...
MIKE!!!!!
Your timing is impeccable. We need some La-La Land right now.
"I am not one of those who think that coming in second or third is winning." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Negative thoughts have no place in pre-season...
We all should know this
The best defense is a good offense!
The Shanny thing shook me up a bit
But I am totally recovered!
Go Broncos!
The best defense is a good offense!
Good to see you Mike!!
"I am not trying to start anything I am just saying that i think if you take Knowshon and draft D later you guys will be hella good next year" ...IamtheGreatest - The smartest Chiefs fan I ever had the priviledge of reading!
"But I’d trust more of Bobby Turner. Remember – he had to keep his job. His boss made the final decisions, and he knew it. And he can get performance out of a yugo, but that’s no reason not to by a nicer car." ... Broncobear 02/24/2009
MIKE
Thank you for coming back!!!
I had no Idea how hard your job is!
"We should have kept Seattle and dumped San Diego from the Division"
Davis and Sharpe to the Hall!
Mike
I dont know you as I am new but THANK YOU. This is the first post that actually coaxed a smile from over the last few days. Very highly appreciated!
Welcome back Mike!
I’m off the 13-3 bandwagon though brother…..8-8 or bust baby! 13-3 in 2010! lol
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
Zappa......................You traiter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I forgive you……I guess I walk alone.
The best defense is a good offense!
you'll never walk alone
a 5 up life mushroom if anyone knows which sports team uses that as their theme song
"We should have kept Seattle and dumped San Diego from the Division"
Davis and Sharpe to the Hall!
Liverpool I think...not certain, I am not too hip on soccer
"I am not trying to start anything I am just saying that i think if you take Knowshon and draft D later you guys will be hella good next year" ...IamtheGreatest - The smartest Chiefs fan I ever had the priviledge of reading!
"But I’d trust more of Bobby Turner. Remember – he had to keep his job. His boss made the final decisions, and he knew it. And he can get performance out of a yugo, but that’s no reason not to by a nicer car." ... Broncobear 02/24/2009
Indeed
you are correct sir 5 up for you!
"We should have kept Seattle and dumped San Diego from the Division"
Davis and Sharpe to the Hall!
Do I get the five-up?
I could probably use it right about now. School is kicking my ass.
Aue tehan-deoes shaj do’ ai poyene slueden!
silver
you can have a 10 up cause school sucks
"We should have kept Seattle and dumped San Diego from the Division"
Davis and Sharpe to the Hall!
Yeah.... I was ready for my break yesterday.
Only two more weeks to go. And right now, not too thrilled with the damn helicopter flying in circles overhead at 2AM when I really want to sleep.
/grumble mumble mumble
Aue tehan-deoes shaj do’ ai poyene slueden!
they are looking for
BMarsh
"We should have kept Seattle and dumped San Diego from the Division"
Davis and Sharpe to the Hall!
what would MHR do without Mike Clark???
thank you!
I hate the MSM. saying cutler wants out is taking his statement completely out of context!
Have 200-comment threads about how we're the next Cowboys,
dis Cutler, call for McD’s head, and, worst of all, quit sniffing glue. Yaaay glue!!
I picked the wrong weekend to quit sniffing glue...
hahaha. and we would never laugh if papi wasnt here lol
I hate the MSM. saying cutler wants out is taking his statement completely out of context!
Welcome back Mike---you have been missed,
13-3 baby, and may the force is with you JediMike
I see said the Blind man to the Deaf man who was near.
What is it you hear when I speak in your ear.
oops be with you
I see said the Blind man to the Deaf man who was near.
What is it you hear when I speak in your ear.
by UB3 on Mar 2, 2009 5:08 PM MST up reply actions
your very much welcome mike, I feel some people on this site are a part of MHR
your one…..
I see said the Blind man to the Deaf man who was near.
What is it you hear when I speak in your ear.
by UB3 on Mar 2, 2009 5:18 PM MST up reply actions
Damn Mike Clark, about time....
Welcome back my friend, I need your enthusiasm.
Great to see you!
Those that cant coach, compete!
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
Thanks boydy
It seems this sight needs some Godly wisdom that HE is working everything out for the good.
The best defense is a good offense!
Love the positive thinking!
Over the last few months of disarray I think I lost my map to La-La-Land.
Thank goodness Mike is here-hopefully he can give me a Positivity GPS or something.
Thanks for the post Mike
Sweet koolaid guy
Thanks to Mike Shanahan, a great coach who will be dearly missed. But...
Let's all get on the Mac Daddy Express!
Hillis for starter next year. He wears special thigh pads so his solid brass balls don't give him repeated thigh contusions.
Thanks 53
Orange and Blue Kool Aid at that…..go figure!!!
Go Broncos!!!
The best defense is a good offense!
Wowwww it's NIIIIIIIIIICE in here!
Hey Mike, we’ve actually never met before – but you have arrived at just the right time! Thanks for brightening the mood for all of us! 13 and 3, BayBeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Man I was heavily drinking the koolaid back then...
whew! Clean and sober now for….hmm, when did we get destroyed by the Carolina Panthers?? Anyways, since the day after that game. :-/
I am committing treason, but I am currently following the typical Raider fans season so right now I am hitting rock bottom of dejection. Here in a couple of weeks my hope will begin to rise again and by preseason I will be on a serious kool aid bender that will continue until the playoffs are no longer a viable option for my beloved Broncos. lol
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
lol
You’ll be back in La La Land after the draft….
Like ‘Hotel California’ "You can enter any time you like…but you can never ……….
Well you no how it ends
13-3 baby!!!!!!!!
The best defense is a good offense!
well i keep hearing about this glue thing
I thought I mightry that for this off season. Hopefully it helps.
by broncosorbust on Mar 2, 2009 8:14 PM MST up reply actions
Hey Mike...nice to see you again.
13-3 Baby!!
To love the Broncos is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
Since you haven't been around in awhile you may not know that I was UnarmingMermaid in a previous life.
To love the Broncos is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
lol...thanks Mike.
To love the Broncos is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
I love that 13-3 kool-aid man
but slightly miss your peaceful scenery pic..
SB next year here we come!!
by RiG on Mar 2, 2009 7:31 PM MST up reply actions
Welcome Back
Kottor – I mean Mike Clark. Glad to have the 13-3 band conductor back in session.
Victor Frankl:
What man actually needs is not a tensionless state but rather the striving and struggling for some goal worthy of him. What he needs is not the discharge of tension at any cost, but the call of a potential meaning waiting to be fulfilled by him.
Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms – to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.
Thanks for the koolaid! We were all getting a bit dehydrated.
I agree, Larsen shouldn’t get any bigger. I am getting tired of his bone crushing hits knocking the pixels off my TV, once they fall to the floor they are very hard to find.
positive water never hurts
Thanks Arctic for jumping in.
13-3 baby!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best defense is a good offense!
YO MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad to see you back, we seemed to have lost the map to LALALAND. Thanks for bringin it back to us bro.
We gotta get nastier on D!!!!!!!!!
I also wouldlike to request a full writeup from horvil tiki on the awesome free agents we have signed. LOL
C’mon Horvil,give us some green tea flavored orange Koolaid!!
We gotta get nastier on D!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back, Mike
Even tho I never knew you left. :D
Thank you for your official rays of sunshine. Go Broncs!!! 13-3
A little bit of a misnomer, for you will find no solace here.
Mike!
Hey man! Good to see you back. Your brothers in Broncohood have needed your support…the few of us out here that I would count as optimists haven’t been holding ground well…we needed the kool-aid back in the game!
13-3 Baby!
I don’t want breakaway speed. I want break-some-poor-fool-as-I-bowl-you-over power getting 6 yards off a play that should have been stopped for 2 at most.
Ron Fields?
Has nobody posted about this? I read it in a comment on here, but I thought it may have been a La La Land delusion…but it appears to be true.
Have a good time all the time...that's my motto. - Viv Savage
Dude, I think I'm getting a tan in here...
from all of this fantastic sunshine!
Nice work Mike and keep it up.
Well played
Thanks super7
You be You as well……………another special part of this MHR thing that we like so much…just be you
The best defense is a good offense!
Thanks Shiver
and we will win each game…………………all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best defense is a good offense!
Wow!!!
Loving the positive vibe here. Mike, I don’t know you, i’m new to this site, but man. . .I love you. I kept seeing different comments about how we need Mike Clark, now I know why. Keep up the good work.
13-3
yes sirs
this is accute timing, presented and perfected.
so much great stuff is happening and beloved Mike the Clark makes a show of it. impeccable timing Mr. Clark.
im still a bit giddy over Dawkins getting on board, class and experience is EXACTLY what this organization needs.
13-3 ya’ll. do it.
"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac
by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 2, 2009 11:45 PM MST reply actions
Welcome back Mike!
You were definitely missed in here. I was asking for you a few times when the going got rough. To me, La-La Land for us Broncos fans is kinda like a masseuse to sore muscles. You never realize how beneficial it is until you visit the masseuse. And just like La-La Land, you don’t want to leave. And if you have to leave, you are always ready to go back immediately. So I guess what I want to say in addition to welcoming you back Mike is thank you. Thank you for working out our sore muscles and getting us ready to play again. It’s not easy being Broncos fans. Not only does it take hard work and tireless dedication, but we must be in peak physical condition. All the parts must be in top working condition. I’ll bet you didn’t realize how important your roll is. It is vital! Please don’t leave again. When you leave, the MHR family suffers. We need you Mike. We need La-La Land.
Col. Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow!
Col. Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?!
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to . . . ludicrous speed!
Col. Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it.
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
+10
We needed our happiness leader on the field this week. Glad you stepped up! I feel better already.
My image is the Circa 1960-’61 Broncos home uniform sock. Some what folk lore to me ... but referred to as the clown sock by my Dad.
by YellowStoneBronco on Mar 3, 2009 8:07 AM MST up reply actions
Rec'd btw
Col. Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow!
Col. Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?!
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to . . . ludicrous speed!
Col. Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it.
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Perfect. Timing.
Bound for the playoffs until we’re not!
Concision in style, precision in thought, decision in life.
by Jeremy Bolander on Mar 3, 2009 10:00 AM MST reply actions
Mike welcome back baby! Man we missed you around here. Don't ever do that to us again!
by ThorpeBroncosfan on Mar 3, 2009 10:12 AM MST reply actions
Man no sooner does LaLa Land return then Jay starts to return to the fold!
See what happens when you disapear
Good call SlowWhiteGuy. Few would have picked up on that connection.
Mike Clark returns = Broncos are saved.
by ThorpeBroncosfan on Mar 3, 2009 8:44 PM MST up reply actions
La La Land News
Mind if I type up an edition? I feel like we can use even more unabashed completely biased homerism right now! And I am definitely in 2009 La La Land.
Good to hear from you, MC.
Hi Mike.
I haven’t met you, either…. but this is a wonderful place. Thank you! Nice to meet you, and GO BRONCOS! 13-3 Baby!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
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