All I can say is great, that was a fun read! Thanks stgy50!
It made me think of my ideal retirement; set up my own draft board complete with 3 TVs, healthy snacks (an age thing); call the grand kids when there's a lull in activity, and roasted turkey sandwiches with other tasty morsels to graze on as I contemplate moving up or down to get "my man"; And, a "tall cold one" to celebrate a very good draft day.
Then, a few interminable months later I head for training camp. I park my RV as close to Dove Valley as possible. Daily trips to EVERY camp is my "work" day! Yea! I get to sit there with my evaluation chart and pick out who's gonna make the team, who's gonna contribute immediately, and who's likely trade bait. To top each and every day off a cold beer, a hot wife, and a sense of anticipation for the day to come!
If I could only win the lotto so I could get an early start. Boys! That is my idea of heaven!