Culinary delight Mock Draft

by Arctic Bronco on Apr 11, 2009 12:05 PM MDT

Drafting should be based on need, but sometimes the need is not purely based on talent and desire. There is always a greater need and that is the need for culinary upgrades.

Do you hunger for hope? Are you thirsty for victory? Does your appetite crave for end zone celebrations? Well, it's time to get out the menu that sates your hunger for sacks! Here it is, MHR's first and only food based mock! Yes, there will have to be a few draft day trades to get the picks in the right places, so just think of this as being like a potluck. BTW, if you don't like these picks you can always send them back to the kitchen.

1st Rd Aaron Curry, LB, 6-2, 255, Wake Forest. Some hot stuff will definitely spice up the D.

1st Rd Darius Butler, CB, 5-10, 182, Uconn. Well... someone has to serve all these good dishes.

2nd Rd Jared Cook, TE,6-5, 246, South Carolina. It's good to get a young TE to learn McD's new recipes for the offense.

4th Rd Chris Baker, DT, 6-2, 325, Hampton (O). Denver kneads girth up front.

5th Rd Glenn Coffee, RB, 6-0, 210, Alabama. It feels wrong to pick a RB in any round other than the 6th (TD to HOF!), but it is hard to pass up a nice hot cup of java when we are grinding through the second day of the draft.

5th Rd Emanual Cook, SS, 5-10, 197, South Carolina. Yeah, too many cooks can spoil the broth but we have to accept risks to improve the D.

6th Rd Deon Butler, WR, 5-10, 182, Penn State. No need to overwork the other Butler.

7th Rd Why waste picks on Practice Squad career bench warmers when they can be traded for 5 Super Slams?

UDFA Antonio Appleby, ILB, 6-4, 243, Virginia. Always helps to have a professional restaurateur on the squad.

John Bacon, ILB, 6-2, 243, Oregon. A special team player must “bring home the bacon” to make the squad.

Maurice Kitchens, ILB, 6-2, 247, Marshall. Mr. Kitchens is a natural for this draft.

Rankings based on the “The Sporting News Draft 09” and the Great Blue North analyses

at: http://www.gbnreport.com/top100.html

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ba-dum-bum kkksshh

Points for creativity =)

"according to the map, we've only gone 4 inches"

by MikeD55 on Apr 11, 2009 12:19 PM MDT reply actions

HAHAHA!

That was hillarious.

"The mystic chords of fandom, stretching from every trade and signing to every active account and guest all over this broadband, will yet swell the chorus of union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature". ~ Abraham Lincoln-ish

"The tree of victory must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of quarterbacks and coaches". ~ Thomas Jefferson-ish

by ejruiz on Apr 11, 2009 1:59 PM MDT reply actions

HAHA. like curry would slip to 12

by BradyQuinnisBeast on Apr 12, 2009 12:59 PM MDT reply actions

Curry is one of the few players I would trade up for

He is big, fast and smooth. Plus, he has a good work ethic and good character. I hope our opponents in the AFC West don’t get him.

I agree, Larsen shouldn’t get any bigger. I am getting tired of his bone crushing hits knocking the pixels off my TV, once they fall to the floor they are very hard to find.

by Arctic Bronco on Apr 12, 2009 6:44 PM MDT up reply actions