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La La Lands forecast of 2009

Now that the schedule has been released we can all give our forecast of what is soon to happen.  Normally I don't get too involved until after the draft but Zappa's regress into an 8-8 guy has me concerned that 'hope' and whats really happening is somehow getting mixed up. I find it a must that I share how La La Land expects this season to play out.

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1  Sun. Sept. 13  at Cincinnati.....W.....

Cincy will end up with a pretty good season but they are unable to handle Royal and unprepared for Hillis in the HB position.
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2  Sun.  Sept. 20  CLEVELAND....W.....

Carlton Powell shows signs of being a great nose tackle. He completely shuts down runs anywhere near the middle taking Browns out of their game plan. Brandon is a force--not wanting Eddie to overtake him as #1.
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3  Sun.  Sept. 27  at Oakland .......W....

'Nuff Said'
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4  Sun.  Oct. 4  DALLAS..................W....

Rumors of Romo's affairs with multiple models has really affected his game. Steam, coming out Jerry Jone's ears, is caught on film. YouTubes most hit video for five days.
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5  Sun.  Oct. 11  NEW ENGLAND..W....

Bill's 'hoodie' is uglier than McDaniel's and really upsets Josh. Josh decides to burn all his Hoodies and become a pure Denver Bronco. This is the turning point for years to come.
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 6  Mon.  Oct. 19  at San Diego......L....

phyllis crushes us. We are ashamed. The ghost-monkey that was on Shanny's back is seen perched on Josh's shoulder. Horvil Tiki is pissed, blames an albino crab, and writes a very funny article
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8  Sun.  Nov. 1  at Baltimore...........W..

Our Defense is really beginning to meld.  Hillis and ??whoever?? shove their own game in their face. Hillis is very popular in Denver but is booed in Baltimore when he does his "Mile High Salute" (with a bit of a smiling sneer) for the fourth time.

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9  Mon.  Nov. 9  PITTSBURGH.......W..

The Steelers are very confident coming into their 9th game undefeated, however, McDaniels really pulls out the stops on defense with constant creative blitzes. Rothlesburger goes down in the 3rd quarter with a tremendous hit by Wesley Woodyard. Brandon and Eddie each have two touchdown receptions.  Eddie also throws his first touchdown pass--all Denver loves Eddie!!
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10  Sun.  Nov. 15  at Washington...W...

Washington is forever dreaming of becoming a SB contender--but being surrounded by politicians that want to turn this Great Nation into a Socialist Hell-Hole has cursed them. Denver wins 28-3
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11  Sun.  Nov. 22  SAN DIEGO........W...

Horvil Tiki prepares Ribs for a special ritual as well as dinner. Panff captures a White Albino Crab and prepares it as a sacrifice. They use the ribs and scraps from the crab to create an image of the Ghost Monkey perched on McDaniels' shoulder. They throw it on plenty hot coals and watch it burn. It works! The Ghost Monkey sweats stinky gue, falls of Josh's shoulder, and we win.
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12  Thu.   Nov. 26  N.Y. GIANTS ......L..

The Giants seem to be the best team in footbal again. Eli is having a great year and everyone is talking (again) about an all Manning Super Bowl.
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13  Sun.  Dec. 6  at Kansas City ......W....Revenge from last year.
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14  Sun. Dec. 13  at Indianapolis.... L.. This hurt. The Steelers now have a clear trail to home field advantage and the Colts can now be the #2 seed. We in La La Land are not worried. Looks like a perfect, "Revenge Tour" to me.

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15  Sun.   Dec. 20  OAKLAND..........W..

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16  Sun.  Dec. 27  at Philadelphia...W..

Philly, for some reason, never gets it together this year. Rumors of needing a re-build are rampant.
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17  Sun.   Jan. 3  KANSAS CITY.......W......................

Playoffs...Here we come!!!!

Remember the rules of La-la-Land:

1.  Anything that is not good concerning the Broncos, shall not be discussed. 

2.  All predictions of the future must be approved by Mike Clark or Zappa. 

3.  Feelings such as; despair, sadness, anger, frustration, pessimism, or any other negative feeling is forbidden while in La La Land.

4.  The Broncos rule all.

5.  Raiders, Chargers, and Chiefs have foul odor.

These rules, amendments, guidelines or whatever you want to call them are to be followed diligently at all times while visiting or residing in La La Land.  Anyone found to be in violation of these rules shall be deported immediately to the Real World of misery and despair.  Repeat offenders will be dealt with by Chuck Norris.

La La Land national motto: 13-3 Baby!

La La Land national mascot: Orange and Blue Kool Aid Man, Oh Yeaahhhh!

La La Land national anthem: Ain't No Mountain High Enough

Hey you guys...........Keep it kind............Keep it positive.....Remember............

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This is La La Land!!

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