After Jay Cutler's betrayal of the Denver Broncos, I decided the most logical thing to do was to burn all my belongings with his name on it, which consisted of a jersey, a cheesy poster, and a football card. I am the young male in the yellow shorts giving the half-ass, impromptu speech, not the horrible camera man who would best be described as a combination of drunk and blind. At the end, the running and shaking camera is when a car pulled up and my three friends panicked, including the camera man, leaving me to stomp out the remaining fire. Please enjoy our lack of intelligence. Go Broncos!
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damnit
i had a JC bobble head that i tied an M80 to. I should of video taped it o well…
by robbo650 on Apr 4, 2009 9:09 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
At first I found this disturbing
Watching a Broncos jersey burn was startling and, initially, really really dark.
But after a few minutes, I started helplessly laughing my ass off. “I once loved this man. Now he’s dead to me.” “Do you want to save his ashes?” OMFG LMFAO
The subtitles were a nice touch as was the lame ass escape at the end.
Five stars!
"Get off that ledge, Alfred!" -- Josh McDaniels
"I’m gonna take the lead of the guys who have the rings...It means nothing to throw for 4500 yards, 25 touchdowns, and you don’t win." -- Brandon Marshall
by broncosmontana on Apr 4, 2009 10:21 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha Thank you
Btw I did save the ashes. It’s in a glass jar. But the jersey more melted than it burned…. Man i love science…
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." - Ron Burgundy
"I'd rather hit than have sex."- Reggie Jackson
"Obviously your not a golfer." - The Dude
by Elway4Prez on Apr 4, 2009 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
You can pull it out and show it to new Broncos QBs when they sign. : )
"I’m gonna take the lead of the guys who have the rings...It means nothing to throw for 4500 yards, 25 touchdowns, and you don’t win." -- Brandon Marshall
KO: LWLLWWWWWWWWLWWLLLWWWLLWWLWWLLWLWWWL
JC: LLWWLWWLLLWLLWWLLWLLWWWWLWLLLWWLWWLLL
by broncosmontana on Apr 4, 2009 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." - Ron Burgundy
"I'd rather hit than have sex."- Reggie Jackson
"Obviously your not a golfer." - The Dude
by Elway4Prez on Apr 5, 2009 6:56 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kids, don't try this at home
2 thumbs up. Its your property, you’re entitled to dispose of it if you like.
“Man on man is the best way to describe it…”
And yeah, nice escape attempt.
HEH!
Amnesty, the idea that you can forgive transgressions against you, gives as much to one side, as it does the other. It has the noble quality of bestowing mercy to both parties.
There is no army so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
by Jeremy Bolander on Apr 4, 2009 11:53 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
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