Open Season on Trolls!!
This is going to be one of those "how to make MHR better" posts, and it deals with trolls and how to fight them. I'll try to keep it short and sweet. We've been experiencing a substantial amount of trollage in the last couple of days thanks to the Brandon Marshall situation. I know how bad it got during the Jay Cutler saga (bad enough to make me leave for almost a month) and I really don't want to see it get that bad this time. We've got a lot of exciting things coming up like training camp and the preseason, and like Coach McDaniels says, those things will still happen even if Brandon Marshall is not there. So I'd rather talk about those things in the Fanposts, and not have to sift through the clutter of a hundred troll posts.
So how do we get rid of the trolls?
The flag feature is a very important tool in the War on Trolls, and it seems like we always forget about it. HT has written several posts on it like I'm doing here, but I want to make sure that the newer users, and even the older ones who forget about it, are familiar with it and can use it against the Troll Army. I say that the flag feature is probably our most valuable asset in the War on Trolls, so I'll try to put it in perspective. At the bottom of a Fanpost (and front page posts, if you want to flag Guru or something) next to the green rec button, is the yellow flag button. Press this, write a little blurb about why you think this person is being a troll, and it will be sent to the moderators, who will deal with it as they see fit. It's as easy as that, and it seems like we all always forget about it or take it for granted.

^^MHR's Moderators^^
So how do you tell a troll from a not-troll? Simple. If the person states a concern they have or presents something in a negative light without being deliberately offensive, then they are not a troll. They probably have some good points, so you should heed what they say. Just remember that researched and intelligent negative points often spawn some of MHR's best open-forum discussions, so don't flag those. Also, not all fans of other teams are trolls. Sometimes we need an outsider's perspective and sometimes these people have good things to say, so don't automatically flag something by another team's fan.
However, if the person is attacking members of the site or the Broncos in a personal manner, then they are being a troll and should be dealt with accordingly. Troll, by definition, is a person who says something with the intention of eliciting an emotional response for the reader for his own amusement. So if you read something and think that the person is trying to get a response, then flag it!
The mods can't spend all their time searching for trolls and still pump out the insights that they do, so it is up to us, the readers, to keep the trolls off of our property and keep MHR the thriving community it is. Just by using the flag feature, we can seriously throw a monkey wrench in the Troll Army's MHR Invasion Plan.
And one more thing, don't feed the trolls! If you respond, you're doing exactly what they want you to do. Just flag and be silent. Even if a troll isn't banned, simply ignoring him can make him go to another site to live.


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great advice & definition papi
thanks rec’d
Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, and know you will come down somewhere between the two.
by BShrout on Jun 13, 2009 9:54 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Haven’t these people heard of the Denver Post?
by Velveeta on Jun 13, 2009 9:59 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
DP is the bridge from beneath which trolls emerge
Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, and know you will come down somewhere between the two.
by BShrout on Jun 13, 2009 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woody is rousing some trollage today
"when they find the center of the universe, i know quite a few people that are going to be upset it isn't them" dmitchell624
by dmitchell624 on Jun 14, 2009 6:41 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe u could hit them with your empty Kool Aid pitcher?
I suppose that’ll be flagged, right?
The fact is that so many of you can be sarcastic & rude to those who disagree with the moves our team has made but any hint similar behavior constitutes ‘trollage’ to you. I get so tired of it. I come here for my news but am unable to restrain myself amongst you trolls of another color.
by Whidbey Bronco on Jun 14, 2009 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you did there!
You almost had me too!
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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
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by Choochoobonewagon on Jun 15, 2009 2:11 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timely Reminder
Thanks for posting this (& rec’d).
Let me second the “do not feed the trolls” advice. I know that it can be difficult to restrain yourself, but commenting on a troll’s post and beginning a comment war gives the troll positive reinforcement and exactly the sort of attention that they are after.
Ignoring their post completely and flagging it is the best response you can give. If they fail to receive the attention they crave, they will drift off to more fertile feeding grounds and leave us in peace.
Let’s also make sure to keep from confusing those who post honest criticism and disagreement with the current prevailing wisdom with trolls. A pointed question that serves to stimulate discussion and debate can be a good thing and should be welcomed in our community.
I trust that the fine people here will be able to recognize the difference between those with dissenting opinions and trolls. We all share in the responsibility to do our part to keep the trolls out of MHR.
by DoubleJay on Jun 13, 2009 11:08 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks papi
You’re so right. It’s insanely tempting to reply to asinine comments because those guys are such easy marks. I will try my best to refrain henceforth!
"They need a hero to tell them that the impossible can become possible..... WHEN... YOU'RE... AWESOMMMME!" -- Rhino the Hamster
by broncosmontana on Jun 14, 2009 12:28 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
remember ....
Never argue with fools, they will just drag you into the gutter and beat you to death with experience!
Good post.
by AlanC on Jun 14, 2009 2:15 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
There are no moderators at MHR.
A couple of important points.
1) I like the moderators picture. But there are no moderators at MHR. Guru is the “Neo” of the site. The rest of the staff are contributors who work together to keep the site moving and submit stories.
We don’t have message boards, and we don’t use moderators. If someone gets crazy in the comments sections (or with a post) the chief editor is the only person who takes action. In these cases, the only role the staff has (and it is minor) is to discuss troll-like behavior in our e-mail. But action is only taken by Guru, and he is the one who follows comments that are flagged.
2) Where have I been? Ignoring the trolls. It’s a waste of time to engage them. Short and sweet:
Ignore them / Flag them.
"Greater is an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a sheep" Defoe
by Steve Nichols on Jun 14, 2009 4:25 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
I know that there are technically no moderators.
But I couldn’t think of a better word for the staff, and I wanted to use the Agent Smith picture. Anyway, good to see you HT, I haven’t seen you around in a while. Looking forward to some more MHR University!
No stairway? ...denied!
by papigrande on Jun 14, 2009 12:41 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great reminder papi
I would like to add to you point that not all who post negative are trolls. I’ve noticed, since the saga in Feb, that a lot of new members have joined. Many of these are well meaning but they just don’t understand the “Rules of Engagement” here. That’s not troll behavior.
by SlowWhiteGuy on Jun 14, 2009 10:02 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
papi how could anyone forget an idiot?
As you qouted;
but I want to make sure that the newer users, and even the older ones who forget about it, are familiar with it and can use it against the Troll Army.
I don’t respond to them or give them any pleasure of reading my comments. They get off on seeing how many will jump on and comment. Ignore them, flag them, and they will go back the message boards they came from and take another brow-beating. They are nothing more than selfish little idiots that have been beaten on so long that they feel they must find another spot to camp. Great article as always papi.
by bfree2bronc on Jun 14, 2009 1:39 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Papi
With the 12th pick, the Broncos select Knowshon Moreno - Roger Goodell
That'll move the chains - Andy Samberg
by KaptainKirk on Jun 14, 2009 2:44 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Well said, Papi
" Life is what happens while you're making other plans "
by hairybear on Jun 14, 2009 4:19 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome back from whereever you've been papi--or have I missed all your posts?
I and Trolls.
When I was a kid my grandfather taught river and steam fishing to me alone. Yet, so my stupid two younger brothers could be included, he bought a boat. Beforehand I was learning the fine art of floating a salmon egg from the current into a hole. I was learning how to drop a fly in the right spot, carefully gathering excess line with my left hand, right hand holding the pole, watching tentively the fly and any movement in the water underneith…pulling the pole back just before the fish strikes. Back then that is how you would catch a ‘wild’ fish…the ‘plants,’ in most waters today, don’t know what a fly is.
Anyway, instead of crawling, many times on hands and knees, through brush to get to the great hole of a secluded part of a stream, I found myself in this stupid boat with this stupid orange ‘puffy’ strapped around my neck. Instead of an adventure, I was now going fishing as a prisoner. Instead of adventure, creativity, and that special kind of young kid’s imagination—I now had to hold my pole out straight—all the time, so lines wouldn’t tangle. To make matters worse instead of using fish-eggs or the flys (my Grandpa was teaching me to tie) two were given this heavy crap called “Pop Gear” and one was given this ‘kinda cool thing’ called “Flat -Fish.” We were then told that ‘We were going Trolling’ …
I knew then that Trolls are evil.
papi, thanks for the warning!
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Jun 14, 2009 6:19 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Aw, Mike
You’re just fishing for a compliment aren’t you.
With the 12th pick, the Broncos select Knowshon Moreno - Roger Goodell
That'll move the chains - Andy Samberg
by KaptainKirk on Jun 14, 2009 6:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Kaptain....just thought of Trolls...and suddenley had this thought..and ran with it
funny this me that is getting older each day…yet doesn’t know it.
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Jun 14, 2009 6:32 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now my question Papi, how many Trolls flagged this post : )
"Me fail english, that unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" - Duffman
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by Broncoman on Jun 15, 2009 1:34 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow!
You have alot of time on your hands dont you?
by venomvein on Jun 15, 2009 10:28 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
sometimes troll banter is funny just like sitting next to a squeeler fan at a ravens home game. suggestion- create a daily Troll Post at each site to cater to those who enjoy verbal sparring. i have found that after engaging trolls (being a recovering mild troll when i first started here and really didn’t get it) it usually ends with serious discussion once the wad is blown. many trolls turn to the right side. phsyco attacks with foul language is one thing but stopping by to say, “man you guys sucked sunday and your QB is pathetic” shouldn’t get flagged. i wouldn’t say it because im trying to take Jamie Dukes place on the NFL network but others may.
by raven on Jun 15, 2009 10:32 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

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