If all else fails........

by scottwchicago on Aug 17, 2009 6:06 PM MDT

I think it might be time for us to start looking at new uniforms. That seemed to get us over the Super Bowl hump last time. What ever design we use it should be intimidating to the oposition and give us a true advantage. Here are my design thoughts

The uniform should make Eddie Royal look 6'3.

slippery enough to enable Ryan Clady to not allow one sack. Whoops we already have that with 1/2 a sack

The new uniforms should make 30 second commercials seem like 15. HDR's are the best!

Allow Hillis to run a 4.2 40 yard dash in wet conditions .

Enable us to be on national television every week. This would save me my NFL ticket money

The uniforms will need to create enough buzz that I won't have to listen to those two idiots on the NFL Network talk at half-time.

They need to change colors as the game wears on. Broncos Orange Crush if we are doing well. Pink if we are loosing to the faiders or chiefs.

Let me know what you want to see in the new uniforms

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I'll take these please:

"FLAG! Fail on the field. Re-do." -Disco_Stu

by Joe Medina on Aug 17, 2009 6:12 PM MDT reply actions

Maybe this guy. I got bored and made it up.

"FLAG! Fail on the field. Re-do." -Disco_Stu

by Joe Medina on Aug 17, 2009 6:37 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs

Love it joe...

I’m thinkin’ that you have way too much time on your hands though…

by BroncoSense72 on Aug 17, 2009 6:39 PM MDT reply actions

haha

Well I do the graphic design for MHR now, so I’m always keeping my eye out for a chance to do something new. :)

"FLAG! Fail on the field. Re-do." -Disco_Stu

by Joe Medina on Aug 17, 2009 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions

Ah...Didn't know that

Eyes wide open now

by BroncoSense72 on Aug 18, 2009 6:22 AM MDT up reply actions

In a word........

NO!

Two super bowl wins in the current unis. They look just fine to me. ;)

by AlanC11 on Aug 17, 2009 6:41 PM MDT reply actions

besides

I really don’t like that square patch on the shoulders look. I hate it on the Buffalo unis and I think Dallas had something like it for wahile too, or was it Houston…..anyway, don’t like it a’tall…

by AlanC11 on Aug 17, 2009 6:43 PM MDT up reply actions

?

Pretty sure the first win was in the old jersey.

by Dwhite on Aug 17, 2009 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions

Nope

SB 32 we wore the navy blue and SB 33 we wore the white. We changed uniforms in that year of the first win if I remember correctly. The old jersys were all worn in the other 4 appearances.

by AlanC11 on Aug 18, 2009 2:27 AM MDT up reply actions

Yup

‘Course, we should’ve been in SB 31… Stupid Jacksonville. :)

by BroncosBassist on Aug 18, 2009 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions

+1

If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!

by Trinidad Jack on Aug 18, 2009 4:52 PM MDT up reply actions

Just bring back the Orange Jerseys

for home games. Permanently.

"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough, in the second half you give what's left." – Yogi Berra
"No, I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space."

by KaptainKirk on Aug 17, 2009 6:52 PM MDT reply actions 4 recs

rec'd

"Talk about the Broncos and I'm gonna 'put my dukes up'. I'm gonna hit you with these rings." -- Rod Smith's rebuttal to Jamie Dukes

by broncosmontana on Aug 17, 2009 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions

Agreed.

Take my advice, I'm not using it !!!

by grind_core on Aug 18, 2009 4:03 PM MDT up reply actions

I'm probably the only guy

Who really likes the orange pants. I’d even enjoy them with a white top and royal blue letters. In fact, we should definitely go with Royal blue – Eddie’s earned it!

Hillis/Moreno in '09

by Doc Bear on Aug 17, 2009 7:00 PM MDT reply actions

You are correct again bear

You are the only guy that likes the orange pants.

It all starts in the trenches - HT 11/11/08
Leave the hateful vitriol to the uninformed - HT 3/16/09

by firstfan on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions

There are advantages to being color blind

They look good to me!

Hillis/Moreno in '09

by Doc Bear on Aug 17, 2009 10:09 PM MDT reply actions

That last one I did was pretty weak. how about this guy.

"FLAG! Fail on the field. Re-do." -Disco_Stu

by Joe Medina on Aug 17, 2009 10:56 PM MDT reply actions

That is an improvement, IMO

But that should say Powell. The “Player” was #6. ;-)

"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough, in the second half you give what's left." – Yogi Berra
"No, I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space."

by KaptainKirk on Aug 18, 2009 8:23 AM MDT up reply actions

Great observation Kaptain!

It all starts in the trenches - HT 11/11/08
Leave the hateful vitriol to the uninformed - HT 3/16/09

by firstfan on Aug 18, 2009 9:09 AM MDT up reply actions

LOL

"The best defense is a good offense. Or is it the other way around." Wolverine
Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, and know you will come down somewhere between the two.
Livin' in La La Land and Lovin' It

by Brian Shrout on Aug 18, 2009 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions

I know a lot of people aren't too hot on the idea of different colored shoulder caps

but this would be a pretty decent design I think…the hardest part about this was not doing the orange stripes up the side. They could be added in I suppose, but I like this retro look.

"FLAG! Fail on the field. Re-do." -Disco_Stu

by Joe Medina on Aug 18, 2009 9:43 AM MDT up reply actions

Those shoulder Caps don't look too bad

just like the Cowboys latest. I kinda liked them.

"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough, in the second half you give what's left." – Yogi Berra
"No, I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space."

by KaptainKirk on Aug 18, 2009 11:23 AM MDT up reply actions

I personally love those jerseys.

They are the only Cowboys duds that actually stuck out in my opinion. All their other stuff—in history—has been so drab and boring.

"FLAG! Fail on the field. Re-do." -Disco_Stu

by Joe Medina on Aug 18, 2009 11:25 AM MDT up reply actions

Orange!

We really need to get back to orange home jerseys. There would have been no Orange Crush without orange uniforms!

by BroncosBassist on Aug 18, 2009 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions

Ahh

Seriously… no.

I am fine with the orange versions of the current jersy design fro home games, but why fool with what works?

by AlanC11 on Aug 18, 2009 2:29 AM MDT reply actions

If all else fails....

We can whip the horse’s eyes!!!

Oh wait, Mr. Mojo Risin’ musta meant whip every one’s but the horse’s eyes.

Sorry couldn’t resist the Morrison quote.

As we have discussed prior, here at MHR, I think it would be best if we went back to predominant orange for home games. (<— Period)

Then we could ‘throw back’ to the SB winning days by donning the predominant blue uni’s twice a year…. Calijoe has had some stellar uniform and helmet design ideas… I believe him and USMCWall have both drawn my attention (at least) to some really good looks.

First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and we oughtta let someone else have a fair shot : )

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Aug 18, 2009 3:12 PM MDT reply actions