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I think it might be time for us to start looking at new uniforms.   That seemed to get us over the Super Bowl hump last time.   What ever design we use it should be intimidating to the oposition and give us a true advantage.  Here are my design thoughts

 

The uniform should make Eddie Royal look 6'3.

slippery enough to enable Ryan Clady to not allow one sack.   Whoops we already have that with 1/2 a sack

The new uniforms should make 30 second commercials seem like 15.    HDR's are the best! 

Allow Hillis to run a 4.2 40 yard dash in wet conditions .  

Enable us to be on national television every week.  This would save me my NFL ticket money

The uniforms will need to create enough buzz that I won't  have to listen to those two idiots on the NFL Network talk at half-time. 

They need to change colors as the game wears on.   Broncos Orange Crush if we are doing well.   Pink if we are loosing to the faiders or chiefs.

 

Let me know what you want to see in the new uniforms

 

 

 

 

 

  

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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