"Bringing Up Baby"

Pat was sitting back in his easy chair watching one of his favorite Bronco games of the past when all of a sudden he heard a cry from the babies room. Not wanting to be bothered he continued to watch the game letting baby subtly whimper out it's first alarm. The nanny had gone shopping (3 years ago) and hadn't got back yet so it was his reluctant responsibility to care for the little Baby Bronco until her return. The baby's cry became more intense with such an urgency that Pat leaned back, turned his head (as he was thinking, not now, the best part is about to come on!) and I don't want to miss John's TD as he scratched his head and wondered why in the world his nanny (Shanahan getting the team back to the Super Bowl) hasn't returned yet? Looking down at his watch he noticed it was December 29, 2008, and with a sigh he got up and strolled down the hall to check in on Baby Bronco.

As he entered the crying baby's room his nose told him what he didn't want to know and it was time to clean up the mess that had made Baby Bronco so angry and mad. Talking in a soothing voice as he placed a towel under the baby's back side he grimaced at the thought of having to do the inevitable. Pat unloosed the stay stick straps of the diaper (fired Shanahan) and took a peek inside before deciding what to do next. There was a mess alright and with a quick swipe (hired Josh Mcdaniels) of the diaper from bottom up the mess was wadded up and disposed of in one smooth action. Reaching for the Handi-Wipes he reminisced in his mind back to a time where he had had to do the same thing (fired Reeves) and how very difficult but very necessary it was to do. As he cleaned baby's bottom he noticed some chapness left from baby laying in his mess for so long, so he reached for the DesinexCreame (Free Agent acquisitions) and began to gently apply the soothing substance where it was needed. Baby Bronco's whimpering turned to coos now as he was feeling a lot better with his new found pampering from Daddy. As Pat placed a new diaper under Baby Bronco the baby pee'd straight up into his face (Cutler doesn't return calls) and Pat jumped back in surprise as he began to wipe away the disgusting fowl smelling fluid (traded Cutler to the Bears). Wetting the new diaper would require a replacement so Pat reached over to the changing table and retrieved a new one (Kyle Orton, Robert Ayers and Richard Quinn) to keep little Baby Broncos' butt covered and dry.

Baby Bronco comforted now seemed a little perturbed and began to let out a soft cry and Daddy recognizing that baby was hungry he made him a formula in a bottle to feed his empty stomach (College Prospects in the draft). Baby was well satisfied and went happily to sleep.

Six months have gone by and it was time for Baby Broncos first steps. It's a glorious site for any father to see and this was a special occasion for there were people from all over the country coming by the house to watch (MSM) Baby take his first steps. Baby Bronco clutched ahold of the couch (OTA's) and pulled himself up as he looked around at all of the attention and commotion. Turning to face the open space of the living room (Dove Valley Training Complex) he took his first steps, then others in succession when all of a sudden he fell (Brandon Marshall's troubles) down in the middle of the floor and began to cry. Someone started to get up (MSM Dukes and the gang) and go to Baby's defense, but Pat said wait, he'll be alright let him alone. Baby Bronco seeing that no one was coming to help him pouted for a moment and raised himself up and stood wobbly legged for a few seconds and then started to walk once again toward Daddy who was waiting with open arms.

Before Baby Bronco can grown up to be the Stallion he needs to be successful in this world he will definitely endure the growing pains that comes along with nurturing his talent. To all of you fathers out there who want baby to be a man before his time, you make foolish consensus and moronic statements. Baby Bronco must walk before he can run! Let the little boy play before he becomes a man! And when he runs you better get out of the way because he'll run all over you!!! He will not disappoint you in the end you will see.