In the spirit of demonstrating that Bronco fans are a cultured bunch, I present you a few Limericks....Raider Style.  

Feel free to make up your own.  I resisted the urge to do one about Jay Cutler.  The Raiders just make it too easy.

There was a guy named Big Tom Cable,

Whose sneak attacks were very able

     One day he spied Hanson

     In meetings just prancin' 

So he broke his skull through a table.

Raider fans, Sundays are Halloween.

Another silver and black drag queen?

     Your team is so scary,

     Your women so hairy,

That the Black Hole isn't awfully mean.

The Crypt-keeper won't draft a team need.

Like Tom Cruise, he's got the need for speed.

     His draft board just consists

     Of 40-yard dash lists

And unknown guys who likely can't read.

For a Hutt, JaMarcus throws so hard

That sometimes you forget all the lard

     But even his rocket

     Can't match the soft pocket

When you check down as slow as a guard.

Poor babies, Randy Moss got away

For a 4th round draft pick, you don't say?

     Vampire Al had to watch

     Himself kicked in the crotch

As Casual Chronic still could play!