The Crystal Ball - Weeks 1 - 4

A Look At Future "Analysis" from John Clayton


Week 1 Recap

The Bengals really blew it this week losing to the lowly Broncos. I guess the Bengals aren't as revamped as people expected considering they lost to THE WORST TEAM ever assembled in all time. Yeah, the Broncos offense looked good but newsflash, they don't have Jay Cutler. Orton cannot continue to play winning football because he isn't Jay Cutler. Jay Cutler is so amazingly awesome.

What a horribly embarrassing loss for the Bengals. It's unbelievable really. I mean the Broncos, huh, no one saw this coming and I mean NO ONE. McDaniels better enjoy this win because it will be the only out of conference game they win this year. They are still a 3-13 team this year with their other 2 wins coming from splitting with the Raiders and Chiefs. Enjoy this now Broncos fans because your team sucks. Oh and did you see Jay Cutler this week?

Week 2 recap

Unbelievably, the Browns managed to get beaten down by the Denver Broncos this week. Cleveland is in shambles after this defeat. Mangini is already on the hot seat entering week 3 after not getting his team prepared to play against the lowly Broncos. If he can't get his guys to compete with this Broncos team then they are in for a very long year. Orton's stats do look good but stats are misleading because we all know he's no Jay Cutler. I was surprised by the Broncos defense but I think they just looked good against a bad Browns team that just wasn't ready to play this week. I'm completely floored by the Broncos being 2-0 but come on, we all know they haven't played even a remotely decent team yet and they traded away Jay Cutler. Look for the Broncos to go downhill from here. OMG, look a Jay Cutler highlight!

Week 3 recap

Ok, Ok, I know. The Broncos are undefeated after beating up on the hapless Raiders. Don't be fooled by this however. The Raiders are the worst franchise in the NFL and the Broncos have lucked into wins against the Browns and the Bengals, not exactly quality NFL Teams. They simply have not played anybody. This is not a sleeper team. The dream has ended for McDaniels as the gimme part of the schedule is over. I mean this is the guy who traded Jay Cutler! Expect to see the true Broncos from here on out. I honestly don't expect them to win another game. They don't have the personel for the 3-4 - what? A 5-2? Well...Jay Cutler is really, really good. And they traded him! They still have a huge question mark at QB. Sure Orton's numbers look good after lucking out against 3 bad teams but the true Orton will show now. He's no Jay Cutler.

The Broncos have been helped by an easy schedule not to mention the fact that each team played their worst game ever against the Broncos. Trust me, this is the worst team to start 3-0 ever. They suck. They will be missing Cutler from here on out. Did you see him this week? Sure he lost but damn that guy is hot...I mean is playing hot. He looks real good in tight pants, I mean tight formations, yeah. Cutler is my dream man...er I mean my dream QB. Oh Jay, I don't know what I will do on your bye week. Just stare at your poster above my bed all night I guess, well that happens every week but...

Week 4 recap

Huh. I'm stumped. I cannot believe what I saw on Sunday. The Broncos beat the Cowboys! What! OK, I didn't really see it, just the score since I couldn't keep my eyes off of Jay Cutler but here's my take on the game nonetheless. The Cowboys have really fallen hard as a franchise. They just became a huge joke by losing to the Broncos. The Broncos! I don't know how else to explain it. This was a huge upset. Not because of the Broncos winning their 4th consecutive game, but because of how bad the Cowboys choked. They definitly beat themselves. Yeah, I know I didn't watch it but they had to of. How else could they lose to the Jay Cutler-less Broncos?

Sure the Broncos have already won more games than I thought they would the entire season but trust me when I tell you they suck. I can't believe teams keep laying eggs when they play the Broncos. They have been soooo lucky. Sure they're 4-0 but they haven't won a single game. No, the Bengals, Browns, Raiders, and Cowboys have all beaten themselves. The Broncos are bad that's for sure. I'm certain of it. How am I so certain you ask? They traded away Jay Cutler, remember? Jay_Franchise_Pro Bowl_Super Stud_Cannon Arm_Cutler for christ-sakes! They suck. I don't care about their record, or my predictions. They suck. Trust me. No more wins for them, perhaps ever. Can we talk some more about Cutler? Please?