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Win-Loss Records (Flavor Descriptions)

Hey everyone.  Just thought I would write down some descriptions of what flavor of drink would be fitting of W-L record.  With respects to Mike Clark and the 13-3 Kool aid.  Bear with me folks, it's defintely tongue and cheek....

 

0-16, Detroit tasted it last season, tastes of sewage, wouldn't wish it on your wost enemy (except for the conquered fader nation)

1-15, not much better than sewage at little more tolerable, but that doesn't say much.

2-14, a popular flavor with the Missouri Indains and conquered fader nation, causes purging of coaches and is preferred by Al Davis.

3-13, like drinking defective Budweiser in St. Louis

4-12, Woody Paige's favorite flavor this season, he let the Coors go warm

5-11, tastes like stagnant pond water form the Deep South, will make you nauseous

6-10, more of a hanogver cure drink (don't ask what is in that)

7-9, is more of a wannabe drink like Natural Light

8-8, not bad, not good, just plain old drinking water

9-7, water with a twist of lemon

10-6, compare it to a good tasting cheap wine (Charles Shaw)

11-5, a very nice cold, Fat Tire microbrew

12-4, a sweet champange that may give an aftertaste if not handled right (playoff wins)

13-3, the preferred choice of drink at MHR, sweet, memorable and very Orange.  Will go bad if not used wisely (playoff losses '96, '84).

14-2, had the drink once never seen it since.  A very expensive and aged bottle of chamange

15-1, great flavor and aroma, definitely a championsip level beverage.  If you forget the ice, can go bad quickly (Vikings '98)

16-0, the sweetest taste of all, worthy of gods....side effect is arrogance, can hurt badly if you do not drink with respect (New England 2007)

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I laughed at the Raider references. Good work. You forgot to mention Al Davis drinks blood and only watches the games if they turn down the lights in the luxury boxes.

Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.

by TJ Johnson on Sep 11, 2009 11:44 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

I missed that one

fader nation is a conquered nation

Jerry Jones is Al Davis with a smile!

by mdierk on Sep 11, 2009 11:58 PM MDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously

a connoisseur with a delicate palate and a broad range of experiences!! LOL! Enjoyed it!

by idahobronc on Sep 11, 2009 11:57 PM MDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

Awesome.

Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.

by Tim Lynch on Sep 12, 2009 10:46 AM MDT reply actions   0 recs

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