Win-Loss Records (Flavor Descriptions)

Hey everyone.  Just thought I would write down some descriptions of what flavor of drink would be fitting of W-L record.  With respects to Mike Clark and the 13-3 Kool aid.  Bear with me folks, it's defintely tongue and cheek....

0-16, Detroit tasted it last season, tastes of sewage, wouldn't wish it on your wost enemy (except for the conquered fader nation)

1-15, not much better than sewage at little more tolerable, but that doesn't say much.

2-14, a popular flavor with the Missouri Indains and conquered fader nation, causes purging of coaches and is preferred by Al Davis.

3-13, like drinking defective Budweiser in St. Louis

4-12, Woody Paige's favorite flavor this season, he let the Coors go warm

5-11, tastes like stagnant pond water form the Deep South, will make you nauseous

6-10, more of a hanogver cure drink (don't ask what is in that)

7-9, is more of a wannabe drink like Natural Light

8-8, not bad, not good, just plain old drinking water

9-7, water with a twist of lemon

10-6, compare it to a good tasting cheap wine (Charles Shaw)

11-5, a very nice cold, Fat Tire microbrew

12-4, a sweet champange that may give an aftertaste if not handled right (playoff wins)

13-3, the preferred choice of drink at MHR, sweet, memorable and very Orange.  Will go bad if not used wisely (playoff losses '96, '84).

14-2, had the drink once never seen it since.  A very expensive and aged bottle of chamange

15-1, great flavor and aroma, definitely a championsip level beverage.  If you forget the ice, can go bad quickly (Vikings '98)

16-0, the sweetest taste of all, worthy of gods....side effect is arrogance, can hurt badly if you do not drink with respect (New England 2007)