The Poor Mis-Understood Oakland Raiders

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You have to admit, the Oakland Raiders have gotten a pretty bum rap in the last few years.  They consistently have been the laughing stock of the league, and have been mis-understood by the majority of sports fans... including many here at MHR.  So maybe it's time we take a closer look at the Raiders and get a little bit better understanding of this greatly mis-understood NFL franchise.

First, lets look at the face of the franchise, Al Davis.  Well, maybe "take a look at Al Davis" is a poor way to say it.  I mean think about it. How many teams could have the Crypt-keeper as a figurehead and still maintain a dedicated and loyal fan base?  Answer... one... the Raiders.  Plus, simple mistakes, like not knowing your head coach's name, have caused many to wonder if Al Davis still has an elevator that reaches the top floor... but rest assured... his elevator still reaches all 2 floors... just like always.. but he usually takes the stairs.

Head CoachTom Cable was thrown to the wolves last year, but weathered the storm nicely.  He skillfully learned the art of not looking directly at Al Davis, which saved him from going blind, but he also got a chance to demonstrate an illegal crack-back block for his entire coaching staff using a real life assistant.  He might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he is the biggest one on the staff, and he can hit... so he has developed a very tight knit staff that is now watching each others backs... constantly.

Jamarcus Russell has also gotten a bum rap this off-season.  Many people questioned his leadership, but those people just don't know the truth.  JaMarcus is a real leader.  For example, he leads the team every day by being the first one in line at the cafeteria.  As a team leader, he consistantly leads the team in weight gained in the off-season, and is always showing his appreciation for the cooking staff by taking extra helpings.  He sets a tremendous example for all of the offensive lineman, kickers, and cheerleaders.  What most people don't know, is that JaMarcus was a part of a "Biggest Loser" Contest this year that featured him, Sabastian Janikowski, and three of the Raider Cheerleaders... and JaMarcus won by gaining 37 pounds...  but this was largely ignored by the MSM.

Many have also questioned JaMarcus' accuracy as a passer.  Truth is, He can really throw the ball, especially when he puts his weight behind the throw.  However this season, he is trying to hold some of that weight back, because in training camp, on one throw, he put his whole weight into it... and it ripped Heyward Bey's hands right off...  which explains why DHB has "no hands".  Obviously the issue of accuracy and "weight management" is a work in progress.

Well, I could go on... but I think you get the point.  The Raiders just simply need some one to love and understand them.  They need someone who can see past all the black and grey face paint, the criminal records, and the cheerleader facial hair... and to see the real team.  So maybe we here at MHR should take a moment to think about the Raiders...

And laugh our fool heads off!

Man do I love Raider week!

Go Broncos