Week-17 Suspect: The Kansas City Chiefs

This week, as I was building my statistical "profile" of this week's opponent, I thought I would team up with MHR's own Steve Nichols (hoosierteacher), in order to create a more official case file of Denver's next suspect: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Hopefully, by studying what others (including our own Denver Broncos) have done to the Chiefs, we will get a better understanding of what the Broncos are likely going to do on Sunday to get the win.  

We constructed a stat sheet of what it looks like when the Chiefs lose.  For reference purposes, we looked at all 12 of Kansas City's losses from the current 2009 season: 

• 9/13/2009 L 24- 38 at Baltimore Ravens
• 9/20/2009 L 10- 13 Oakland Raiders
• 9/27/2009 L 14- 34 at Philadelphia Eagles
• 10/4/2009 L 16- 27 New York Giants
• 10/11/2009 L 20- 26 Dallas Cowboys
• 10/25/2009 L 7- 37 San Diego Chargers
• 11/8/2009 L 21- 24 at Jacksonville Jaguars
• 11/29/2009 L 14- 43 at San Diego Chargers
• 12/6/2009 L 13- 44 Denver Broncos
• 12/13/2009 L 10- 16 Buffalo Bills
• 12/20/2009 L 34- 41 Cleveland Browns
• 12/27/2009 L 10- 17 at Cincinnati Bengals

Enjoy this one.  I know you will.

Case Front:  Report 09-12109 Denver Broncos Sheriff's Dept.

(from) Lead Agency:  MileHighReport.com Town Marshal Lt. TJ Johnson

Consultation Request (to):  Denver Broncos Sheriff's Dept. Criminal Investigations; Assigned to Lt. Steve Nichols (cover "HoosierTeacher")

Priority: Pending

Forensic Assistant Assigned: N/A

Status:  Open and Approved

12-31-09    1533 hrs.    Signal 5

On the above date and time, I Detective Lt. Nichols of the Denver Broncos Sheriff's Dept. (Badge #860) received a formal request from MHR Town Marshall Lt. TJ Johnson for consultation regarding case 09-12109.  The request was assigned by Sheriff Bena (#702), and copies of the request and acceptance were forwarded to and approved by the district atty's office (see attached 01-A).  Case as follows:

Lt. Johnson is investigating an entity which goes by the name of Kansas City Chiefs.  Entity is considered the prime suspect in a series of thefts from alleged victim which goes by the name Denver Broncos over a period of several years.  It is alleged that the Chiefs (hereafter referred to as KC) have robbed the Broncos (hereafter referred to as DEN) in "end of the season contests".  Despite a disparity between the abilities of the two teams which favors Denver, documentation tends to show that KC has beaten DEN near the end of the NFL season, particularly in December contests hosted in Arrowhead Stadium.

None of the above information is in dispute.  However, this year DEN managed to overcome KC in a December contest.  With a playoff berth on the line, DEN faces the potential to be victimized at home on 01-3-10.  Because of the potential for violence by the subject KC, Lt. Johnson has requested a profile of the KC team and advice for further action.

The following profile was worked up by Special Agent TheDudeAbides of the Bureau of Football Investigations (Forensic File 12109 - PSY01):

The Profile

 Based on the above profile, Special Agent Abides made the following conclusions:

Based on my training and experience as a Detective Lt. with the Denver Broncos Sheriff's Dept. for several decades, and being previously familiar with the subject "KC" in my capacity as a law enforcement officer, I am making the following recommendations, to wit:

1)  Intelligence resources are available on both subjects, Milehighreport.com for the Broncos and Arrowheadpride.com for the Chiefs.  Both resources are considered secure and extremely reliable.

2)  Despite the profile portraying the subject as a victim of several losses, the victim has a documentable record of previous violence.  "KC" should be approached with extreme caution, and should be considered armed and potentially dangerous.  An officer safety bulletin has been sent to all agencies in the Broncos Law Enforcement network (BLE-n).

3)  Subject should be placed under constant, covert surveillance.  The DA's office has already sought and received a court order for a full C-Track, including roaming wire taps, from Superior Court 1.  Your agency is granted the order through inter-agency cooperation from our dept.

4)  Because of the danger pending, Denver Broncos SWAT has been alerted.  Team leader Brian Dawkins has assembled his team and been briefed.  His unit can be on site on 01-03-09 at your agency's request.  In the event that the subject becomes a threat to the Denver post season, SWAT is authorized to use any and all force to prevent a lethal win by KC.

Nothing Follows.  I, Det. Lt. S. NIchols 860 of the DBSD affirm the forgoing information is true to the best of my knowledge, and so swear under the pain and penalties of Perjury as provided for by NFL rules XXXII and XXXIII.

Submitted and Filed DBSD CID, MHR-PD, DB Office of the D.A.