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Another exciting episode of "As the Broncos Turn"

It's been one helluva soap opera. This isn't some girly man soap opera where doctors and lawyers don't do any actual work, but spend their time chasing each others' wives and getting involved in international espionage. No, my freinds. This is HUGE!

Never before have I been so entertained by a football team with so much non football subject matter. If you thought last year was a whirlwind, then hold on to your as....um... I mean, seat, because it's going to get crazy again.

The cast of charaters is, once again,  about to change. The audience is getting restless, and the plot is definately beginning to thicken.

Just like with any good drama, people will find their own villain. When things go awry, folks seem to find someone to blame. They find a place to focus their anger. Will the focus fall on the son of the evil empire? Maybe the hero has turned to the dark side, and he should carry the blame. No, better yet, let's focus on each other.

All you people do is hate, hate, hate! All you do is complain! I hate you all!... Wait a minute.... I complain a lot, too. Then, I guess, I'd have to hate me-all,as well... Damn... Then, where to point all this rage?

My name isn't Pat Bowlen, so I can't fire Josh. My name isn't Josh, so I can't trade Brandon. Hmm...so then what?

A few years back, I had an all wheel drive van that I loved dearly. I got caught in the middle of a pile up on the Boulder Turnpike, and it was totalled. I was devastated. A short time later, I got a check from the insurance company to go find a new toy. Suddenly, it was like having an extra Christmas. That, my friends, is where we can find something to be excited about in all of this. What new goodies can they bring into the arsenal?

I'll still complain. As a die hard fan, it's what I do. I won't allow these changes to get me all riled up, though. I'd rather state my case on what the team should do moving forward. I'll continue to enjoy coming here to espouse my opinion and superior football knowlege.

Please give me a moment while I extract my tongue form my cheek......there, that's better.

I'll save my rage to be directed at the TV when the defense gets a needed stop, only to let the drive continue because of a stupid penalty; or for when my beloved quarterback seems to have suddenly grown two huge, bozo-like flipper feet, and falls down for no apparent reason. That's when I really get flustered.

I'll get on the band wagon with sayre, and try to pick the next talent with the new draft picks, and say that we need a damn ILB for crying out loud. Why won't anyone listen?!

P.S. Mike Klis has beaten me to the soap opera take. Why I oughtta.....

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