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A Little Bronco Humor


I know that when I start to take my beloved Broncos a little too seriously it is time for a little Bronco humor. Sometimes poking a little fun at ourselves is a way to reframe our priorities in life.

 

The Denver Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Denver.

For the first offense, they give you two Denver Bronco  tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

 

Q. What do you call 57 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

 A. The Denver Broncos

 

Q. What do the Denver Broncos  and Billy Graham have in common?

 A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

 

Q. How do you keep a Denver running back out of your yard?

 A. Put up a goal line. 

 

Q. What do you call a Denver Bronco  with a Super Bowl ring?

 A. Old

 

Q. What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?

 A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

 

 

Q. How many Denver Bronco does it take to win a Super Bowl?

 A .Nobody remembers.

 

 

Q. What do the Broncos and a possum have in common?

 A. Both play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

 

 Look at it from the bright side. We won't get beat this week.

And remember, there's always next year!

 

GO BRONCOS!!!

 

This is a Fan-Created Comment on MileHighReport.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff of MHR

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