A Little Bronco Humor

by firstfan on Nov 1, 2010 12:23 PM MDT

I know that when I start to take my beloved Broncos a little too seriously it is time for a little Bronco humor. Sometimes poking a little fun at ourselves is a way to reframe our priorities in life.

The Denver Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Denver.

For the first offense, they give you two Denver Bronco tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 57 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Denver Broncos

Q. What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q. How do you keep a Denver running back out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal line.

Q. What do you call a Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring?

A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Denver Bronco does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A .Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Broncos and a possum have in common?

A. Both play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

Look at it from the bright side. We won't get beat this week.

And remember, there's always next year!

GO BRONCOS!!!

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So many of these were around following the SF SB loss. Another few after those “glory days:”

Did you hear about the new traffic signs in Denver? Speed Limit 55 – Broncos 10

What is the difference between the Broncos and Cheerios? Cheerios belong in a Bowl.

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it is a blowout, then they all show up.

Your 2010-2011 Colorado Avalanche: Reaching Up to the Cap Floor

by Bob in Boulder on Nov 1, 2010 12:27 PM MDT reply actions

lol

Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.

The artist formerly known as ZAPPA

by Tim Lynch on Nov 1, 2010 12:44 PM MDT reply actions

I offered a homeless man an old Broncos coat

He looked at me, and said “yeah I can’t be seen wearing that”:

Being a Broncos fan is more than wins and losses. Its loving something unconditionally. It's loving something so much that at times you heart aches, but in the end it's worth it because the feelings of joy cannot be matched.

by RockyMountainThunder on Nov 1, 2010 1:45 PM MDT reply actions

Wow...I actually feel bad

for laughing at these so hard, or is it I feel bad because most of these are so accurate even in jest?

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison

"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble

by DenBronx on Nov 1, 2010 2:44 PM MDT reply actions

Thanks firstfan!

The great thing about being a fan is there really always is a tomorrow.

How about this old one: there’s talk about moving the Broncos to the Philippines and renaming them the Manila Folders.

If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!

by Trinidad Jack on Nov 1, 2010 3:24 PM MDT reply actions

Most of these are pretty old

but that is a new one to me professor!

It all starts in the trenches - HT 11/11/08
Leave the hateful vitriol to the uninformed - HT 3/16/09

by firstfan on Nov 1, 2010 5:08 PM MDT up reply actions

Just goes to show...

…how old it really is, so old that it’s new again.

I think they were telling that one around the time they were talking about selling and moving the Broncos.

If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!

by Trinidad Jack on Nov 3, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions

Thanks for this

And for the perspective…

- Nick

"Know the enemy, know yourself, and victory is never in doubt, not in a hundred battles."
- Sun Tzu

by ncm42 on Nov 1, 2010 9:24 PM MDT reply actions

Thanks Don, we have to keep everything in perspective, even crummy seasons.

I agree, Larsen shouldn’t get any bigger. I am getting tired of his bone crushing hits knocking the pixels off my TV, once they fall to the floor they are very hard to find.

by Arctic Bronco on Nov 1, 2010 9:25 PM MDT reply actions