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Going cheap now.... Band wagon seats for sale!

Hey Crew,

After another Bronco's inspired debacle I have decided to sell my tickets on some well known band wagons. With economy being the way it is, I need the cash, and more importantly, my sanity back. Below is a description of my Band Wagon seats. Hit me back with any interest....they are going CHEAP!

  1. KYLE ORTON BAND WAGON SEATS: These are GREAT seats. I was one of the first people to buy in after the Cutler trade. I saw upside and a fit for this system. He was a team leader, came from a spread offense in college and was very under rated and under utilized in Chicago. These seats are right up the front of the bandwagon. Dont worry about those silly rumors of a mutiny on this band wagon....Kyle Orton is an elite QB and the BEST Garbage time, Fantasy QB in the NFL. Whats not to like...apart from his inability to lead his team or make any semblance of a clutch throw when needed. (and NO....it was not me that provided the gas to set said band wagon on fire!)
  2. ONE OF THE ELITE SECONDARY'S IN THE NFL BAND WAGON: You want a spot on this bandwagon: Champ Bailey, Brian Dawkins, the under appreciated Renaldo Hill and ball hawking Andre Goodman. Whats that you say? You are worried about their age....dont be silly.......thats just experience...its a GREAT thing! Forget that Andre has the tackling skills of a no armed man and cant stay healthy, that Dawkins has not just lost a step, but a whole stair case and apparently forgets how to tackle and that Champ is just not into it any more. (I am not selling the Perrish Cox upgrade....).
  3. THE "SMART, TOUGH, TEAM FIRST, CHARACTER" PHILOSOPHY BAND WAGON: This is really hard for me to sell as I really believe in it.......its just that I am still waiting to find any of those players. Do we have any on the roster? There is rumors of a player who has the best stats EVER in college football, who is tough, fiery and a TRUE winner....but apparently he wont be ready for 4 years.....why would you sit a guy with such upside on the bench anyway.....must be just that...a RUMOR!
  4. THE "DJ HAS FOUND HIS NICHE AT ILB" BANDWAGON: Come on guys...seats on this band wagon are selling SUPER cheap and their is plenty of room to spread out. DJ must be killing it....look at the stats......he is our tackle leader so thats an AWESOME thing, dont you agree? Forget that the last time he shed a block Jesus was playing WR for the Bethlehem Stars. The only problem with this bandwagon......it is alcohol fueled and only runs at 2.30 am in the morning!
  5. THE "WE HAVE FORTIFIED OUR D LINE WITH EXPERIENCED STARTERS" BANDWAGON: This is GREAT value! We have All Pro Jamal Williams leading this much vaunted group, with up and coming Ryan McBean and STUD from Baltimore Justin Bannan. Excited yet? You should be! This is a line to build a franchise around.....forget the fact that Williams has penetrated the backfield as much as Matt Prater, that McBean has progressed as well as Forrest Gump in a physics class, and seems to have magnet in his fingers that always attach to face masks, and that Justin Bannan's skills seemed to have been attached to his Raven's jersey.
  6. THE "WE ARE STILL IN THIS" BANDWAGON: Guys, guys...relax......we are still in this! We only have to win our next 6 games, hope that all the other teams in our division forfeit and that the other teams we play get the times wrong. It will happen...trust me. You want in on this band wagon!

The following band wagon seats may be for sale in the next few weeks:
  • THE "DEMARYIUS THOMAS HAS POTENTIAL TO BE GREAT" BANDWAGON: Hes like a ferrari folks....and we all want to own a ferrari, right? Forget the fact that the Ferrari spends more time in the workshop than on the road, and has penchant for breaking down at inopportune times!
So folks, hit me back. You dont want to miss the opportunity to get in on these band wagon seats! I am pained to let them go....but I have do whats right for my family, and, after all....they are GREAT value!

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