Where's that dude that abides? (Lymiric time)

The Dude has a new address: http://www.itsalloverfatman.com/ By all means let him know the limerick wars should continue. Sadly, any sort of rhyming skill is beyond me but they are certainly fun to read.

He loved the Chiefs with a burning passion

But on Sunday the Broncos will run ramshod

proving the Chiefs are a facade, a true fraud

and it will leave the Caveman listless and crappin’

to expose the upstart Chiefs

with a game plan in hand

to dismantle and disband

and reclaim the division lead

Hey Chiefs fan, you’re not welcome here
TJ’s missed, but come close and hear…
He’s around here somewhere
So please don’t despair
But on Sunday, be stricken with fear

P.S. I don’t really mean the whole “you’re not welcome here” thing. It just fit my limerick. :)

where is our run game, where is the new dawn?

the Chiefs are coming to squelch our chances

so no more ballet, no more running back dances

just pound it down their throat with Knowshon!

A place that’s seen winning & plenty of smiles

of late it’s been dismal & dreary indeed

where is the pale horse, that champion steed?

running strong through tribulations and trials

this is getting boring all by myself.

hey yo, hey yo

I come to MHR spitting limerick fire

to rally the troops, to uplift and inspire

the Chiefs ain’t that good

don’t let me catch em in my hood

or they’ll be thrown to the funeral pyre

Just one year ago we were 6 and 2
The rest of that season turned into poo
But this year McD joined opposite land
Starting 2-6, our record will end up grand
And we’ll even win the AFC West too!

He’ll be sacked with a booming thud

The Chiefs are pretenders

the ketchup & mustard will be bewildered

cause we all know who’s the true AFC West stud.

I know you all are better than that!
I’ll throw in my hat
That Cassel gets it to Bowe
More than you all can know!

I really do suck at this!

who dropped everything, in his area, that was thrown

He ratted on his team mates for playin with hookers

those scandalous, nefarious boobie lookers

and made the Minnesota Loveboat look like a Mr. Rogers show

I love the competitive, rhythmic vibe

but sleed deprived, I’m coming unglued

so I bid you farewell, i bid you adieu

it’s beddy bug time to rest my lyrical mind

No stats on 3rd down conversions
or otherwise subversions
This is too easy to say
Chiefs rule the day

Now what do you say?

The Broncos will be present all day,
The rest of the year they’ve come to play,
Unlike the last two games,
Hanging heads in great shame,
Losses are ALL in the past, I pray.

We need more rec’s to keep up this duel,
Limericking it out, that’s too cool,
Adult and quite mature,
Still rivals though for sure,
I’m there ’til I die, Broncos always rule!

Horton is good, Horton is Winner,
For many, crow will be their dinner,
Horton can be much great,
No need elaborate,
Haley much like principal Skinner. (Skinner, From the Simpson’s, just in case…)

Glad this post got Rec’d to keep it up,
Ask me if the Broncos will win, yup,
It is fun to talk smack,
Unless intellect lacks,
So on the Chiefs, the Broncos will sup.

There once was a man from Nantuckett,
If it wasn’t Orange and Blue he’d chuck it,
He said with a wide smile,
From homefield, up a mile,
I’ll love ’em ’til I kick the bucket!

Had to edit and re-post this one from the Ravens limerick post by KB back before Week 5, because it’s…. Well, classic. ( =

Lloyd will catch and Orton will throw

The field of play, electric with desire

pumped up with rage, that redeeming fire

back to KC, the Chiefs will limp and moan

they blocked with dominance, a juggernaut of war

but injuries and inexperience have taken it’s toll

rendered them useless and stolen their soul

now healthy, this juggernaut shall be restored

how we’ve all endlessly begged & pleaded

for starters to return to action

to regain some momentum and traction

at Mile High, on Sunday, the Chiefs will be defeated

The loudest cheers on Sunday will be from Bridget
Her husband Kyle’s play will cause Chiefs fans to fidget
For now KC is the best
Team there is in the West
But that’s like saying they are the tallest midget

I’m sure that the whole world is shakin
Cause the AFC west Chiefs are takin
All the Raiders are in Jail
And the Chargers have failed
and the Broncos fans have forsaken

For the sake of wit and originality
None match the Dude’s personality
May have “left”, but not “gone” or forgotten
Thoughts of them can never go rotten
All of them still visit Us here, if casually.

The Jockstraps of the AFC
are the Raiders and Chiefs X3
Sweat will still pour down.
For you no West crown.
Just another high-pick draftee.

Our rivals, the Chiefs used to suck,
but this year they’ve got lots of pluck.
They now try, of course,
to conquer the horse,
but they’re destined just to get bucked.

Cassel’s only good from the gun
but Sunday he’ll be on the run
trying hard to elude
the grasp of a big dude
by the name Kevin Vickerson

The chiefs versus Broncos is on,
and a Chief may be tempted to fawn,
they’re first in the run,
just having some fun,
just don’t fumble to Cassius Vaughn.

(We win 100% of the time Vaughn recovers a fumble.)

Let’s hope Our D can be a hassle,
To the one referred to as Cassel,
Cause him to throw it up,
Many pix to fill Our cup,
McDaniels will be Our true vassal.

The sky seems gloomy over my head
DJ needed to just go to bed
But with the Chiefs in town
I will soon lose my frown
As we turn their white jerseys to red