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Where's that dude that abides? (Lymiric time)



Last year we had quite an entertaing lymiric war going back and forth.  It was pretty cool to smack talk in a different kind of way.  It was one of the great things about Mile High Report.  The blogger usually titled his posts "The dude that abides, stats that don't lie" and was very informative.  I really miss reading those.  But he also would start lymiric wars with that weeks opponents. 

Since this serious oversight needs to be rectified, I'll start one out, and y'all can join in:

 

Where's that dude that abides?

Ya lose to the Raiders and hide?

I'm calling you out

But your just gonna pout

When KC takes the Broncs for a ride

Star-divide

Come on Bronco fans, get your digs in!

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The Dude's new digs

The Dude has a new address: http://www.itsalloverfatman.com/ By all means let him know the limerick wars should continue. Sadly, any sort of rhyming skill is beyond me but they are certainly fun to read.

by BroncosLady on Nov 9, 2010 5:18 PM MST reply actions  

Maybe...

We can call on the Spaniard sword master, or Andre.

by idahobronc on Nov 9, 2010 6:43 PM MST up reply actions  

Hah!

Nice PB reference! lol

by JoePlummer on Nov 10, 2010 9:18 AM MST up reply actions  

anybody got a peanut?

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison

"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble

by DenBronx on Nov 10, 2010 10:49 AM MST up reply actions  

eh hemm.....

wuv.

hmph

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison

"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble

by DenBronx on Nov 10, 2010 12:13 PM MST up reply actions  

comparisons

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

“Hello, All Davis, my name is Josh McDaniels. You killed my pride. Prepare to die.”

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 10, 2010 1:56 PM MST up reply actions  

You keep saying that.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

"The miserable have no other medicine but hope."

- Friedrich Nietzsche

by TheMastermind on Nov 11, 2010 5:11 PM MST up reply actions  

Can someone that's a member there let him know?

I enjoyed his articles and such, but there’s a limit on how much internet one can surf!

by cpa913 on Nov 9, 2010 9:37 PM MST up reply actions  

You can also find

Doc Bear and Doug Lee at the same site, worth it IMHO.

Take my advice, I never use it.

by azdenfan on Nov 11, 2010 3:10 PM MST up reply actions  

There once was a dude named Captain

He loved the Chiefs with a burning passion

But on Sunday the Broncos will run ramshod

proving the Chiefs are a facade, a true fraud

and it will leave the Caveman listless and crappin’

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 6:34 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

It's up to you McD

to expose the upstart Chiefs

with a game plan in hand

to dismantle and disband

and reclaim the division lead

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 6:41 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

nice limericks bro

Nor berate or to pester, nor sob
9-6-9 is a limericks job
so the Cheifs week is here
like the raiders their (they’re) queer (….umm….funny….)
and Cassel will end up like a blob.

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison

"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble

by DenBronx on Nov 9, 2010 11:07 PM MST up reply actions  

How dare you call Matty Cassel a "blob"

He’s been watching his weight. Perhaps Matt Cassel & Brady Quinn could start a reality show entitled “Football player on paper, Swedish models by nature.” It would totally eclpise the Ocho/TO show as worst garbage on TV.

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 10, 2010 2:12 PM MST up reply actions  

Hey Chiefs fan, you’re not welcome here
TJ’s missed, but come close and hear…
He’s around here somewhere
So please don’t despair
But on Sunday, be stricken with fear

P.S. I don’t really mean the whole “you’re not welcome here” thing. It just fit my limerick. :)

If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.

by Troy Hufford on Nov 9, 2010 7:34 PM MST reply actions  

You had me for a minute there!

MHR rocks!

My second most favorite SB Nation blog!

by cpa913 on Nov 9, 2010 9:30 PM MST up reply actions  

I love Caveman

But know (get it Know, Knowshon, Know way you all win on Sunday)

by cpa913 on Nov 9, 2010 10:11 PM MST up reply actions  

There once was a man named Todd Haley

He took over for an overwhelmed Chan Gailey

the Broncos he thinks he’ll sweep

put us in the trash heap

but on Sunday he’ll be the crybaby.

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 10:18 PM MST up reply actions   1 recs

There once was a coach named McD

That beat his mentor, to speak
Fist bumps where the peak
Then KC came to town
And he turned a frown

Now go chant you’re Incomplete

by cpa913 on Nov 9, 2010 10:25 PM MST up reply actions  

In my crystal ball, I see the future

I see the Broncos wounds healed and sutured

Not so fast Mr. Chief

on Sunday, we’re gonna squash this greasy beef

and leave Kansas City fans in a punch-drunk stupor.

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 10:34 PM MST up reply actions   1 recs

Peyton Hillis is traded & gone

where is our run game, where is the new dawn?

the Chiefs are coming to squelch our chances

so no more ballet, no more running back dances

just pound it down their throat with Knowshon!

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 8:25 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

You know the Chiefs are for real

Charles and Jones are the deal
You can try to run
but then you’d be done
Better let Orton try to slip Lloyd the pill

by cpa913 on Nov 9, 2010 9:40 PM MST up reply actions  

Reality Check

Oh no, the Chefs they ain’t for reals -
They barely beat the freaking Bills!
Sunday they’ll leave Big IF
with the very first whiff
the first in a long spell of ills

formerly known around these parts as nycbroncosfan, and now found at http://www.itsalloverfatman.com/

by Douglas A. Lee on Nov 10, 2010 7:07 PM MST up reply actions  

I know of a place that's as high as a mile

A place that’s seen winning & plenty of smiles

of late it’s been dismal & dreary indeed

where is the pale horse, that champion steed?

running strong through tribulations and trials

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 8:47 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

c'mon guys

this is getting boring all by myself.

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 8:48 PM MST reply actions  

Bronco fans love their IN com PLETEs

More so than sacks or touchdowns
Most teams would kinda frown
But with McD as Billicheck wannabe
You’re sure to see a win by KC

by cpa913 on Nov 9, 2010 9:44 PM MST up reply actions  

Rap Style Limerick

hey yo, hey yo

I come to MHR spitting limerick fire

to rally the troops, to uplift and inspire

the Chiefs ain’t that good

don’t let me catch em in my hood

or they’ll be thrown to the funeral pyre

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 8:57 PM MST reply actions   4 recs

Haha, love it! Rec'd.

Have you been taking rap lessons from Brandon Lloyd?…..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAgbqeNOvsw

"I used to fight the pain, but recently this became clear to me: pain is not my enemy; it is my call to greatness."--Henry Rollins

"Victory belongs to the most persevering." --Napoleon.

by Dustin Maul on Nov 9, 2010 9:31 PM MST up reply actions  

No dude, Lil Wayne stopped by my house

before his prison release party. It was wack yo.

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 10:00 PM MST up reply actions  

Living in opposite land

Just one year ago we were 6 and 2
The rest of that season turned into poo
But this year McD joined opposite land
Starting 2-6, our record will end up grand
And we’ll even win the AFC West too!

None of us go out and play for stats. You just do whatever you can to help the team out. -- Eddie Royal

by Poster_Formerly_Known_As_Royal_Fan on Nov 9, 2010 9:38 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

Hopefully we end better than 8-8.

-Harvey J. Neptune

"Either way, this game will be put in perspective and ultimately, win or lose, will not mean nearly as much as all of us waking up in the morning, taking a deep breath, appreciating what we have and living our lives for as long as we are given the gift of life." - KentuckyBronco

by HarvJNep2n on Nov 9, 2010 9:59 PM MST up reply actions  

Matt Cassel's a pretty boy dud

He’ll be sacked with a booming thud

The Chiefs are pretenders

the ketchup & mustard will be bewildered

cause we all know who’s the true AFC West stud.

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 10:12 PM MST reply actions  

Al Davis, as we all know, is a lich

He’s always gonna be Mike Shanahan’s bit*h

He keeps his towel on his lap with glee

to soak up the uncontrollable pee

Now we all know why his skybox has a stench.

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 10:24 PM MST up reply actions   3 recs

Only 3 recs?

I know you all are better than that!
I’ll throw in my hat
That Cassel gets it to Bowe
More than you all can know!

I really do suck at this!

by cpa913 on Nov 9, 2010 10:13 PM MST reply actions  

Speaking of that man named Bowe

He can’t catch anything that Cassel can throw
Even when the ball hits him square
which coming from Cassel is rare
All the Chief fans slap their heads and yell ’DOH.

None of us go out and play for stats. You just do whatever you can to help the team out. -- Eddie Royal

by Poster_Formerly_Known_As_Royal_Fan on Nov 9, 2010 10:30 PM MST up reply actions   3 recs

rec'd

he’s leading my fantasy team, but yet, D’oh!!!!

by cpa913 on Nov 9, 2010 10:31 PM MST up reply actions  

Stellar Limerick my Bronco friend

When read, didn’t want it to end
Then you ended with D’oh!
Who could ask for any mo’
Writing such, leaves no need to defend.

That's quite a long handle there, G Funk. - That's what she said.

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Nov 10, 2010 1:02 PM MST up reply actions  

There once was a narc named Bowe

who dropped everything, in his area, that was thrown

He ratted on his team mates for playin with hookers

those scandalous, nefarious boobie lookers

and made the Minnesota Loveboat look like a Mr. Rogers show

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 10:44 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

I heart MHR Limerick time

I love the competitive, rhythmic vibe

but sleed deprived, I’m coming unglued

so I bid you farewell, i bid you adieu

it’s beddy bug time to rest my lyrical mind

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 9, 2010 10:55 PM MST reply actions  

Where's TJ?

No stats on 3rd down conversions
or otherwise subversions
This is too easy to say
Chiefs rule the day

Now what do you say?

by cpa913 on Nov 9, 2010 11:02 PM MST reply actions  

psst...

Our STATS that don’t LIE have gone FROM us
Dude’s REP is cerTAINly huMONgus
His STATS made us SMARter
But WE lost the BARter
It WOUldn’t help IF we spoke TSONgas

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison

"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble

by DenBronx on Nov 9, 2010 11:25 PM MST up reply actions  

what the #ell is with the mixed case?

I’m trying to put all the capitalized letters together to make something…. Then when I came up with nothing, I tried the lower case…. Was it just fun times at DenBronx’s keyboard? cause I got nothin’. ;-J

That's quite a long handle there, G Funk. - That's what she said.

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Nov 10, 2010 11:03 AM MST up reply actions  

its the meter,

Ta-TUM-Ta

9-6-9

alternatively the meter could be Ta-Ta-TUM but I chose the former for my reasoning.

Just trying to get people in the spirit of “proper” limerick.

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison

"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble

by DenBronx on Nov 10, 2010 11:14 AM MST up reply actions  

Roger that

That's quite a long handle there, G Funk. - That's what she said.

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Nov 10, 2010 11:31 AM MST up reply actions  

sorry quick correction

its

9
9
6
6
9

just to clarify.

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison

"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble

by DenBronx on Nov 10, 2010 11:15 AM MST up reply actions  

Blessed be thy game

The Broncos will be present all day,
The rest of the year they’ve come to play,
Unlike the last two games,
Hanging heads in great shame,
Losses are ALL in the past, I pray.

That's quite a long handle there, G Funk. - That's what she said.

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Nov 10, 2010 9:32 AM MST reply actions  

We need more rec’s to keep up this duel,
Limericking it out, that’s too cool,
Adult and quite mature,
Still rivals though for sure,
I’m there ’til I die, Broncos always rule!

That's quite a long handle there, G Funk. - That's what she said.

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Nov 10, 2010 10:27 AM MST reply actions  

A little Hrovil Tiki style

Horton is good, Horton is Winner,
For many, crow will be their dinner,
Horton can be much great,
No need elaborate,
Haley much like principal Skinner. (Skinner, From the Simpson’s, just in case…)

That's quite a long handle there, G Funk. - That's what she said.

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Nov 10, 2010 11:08 AM MST reply actions  

Horton man has bummed up shoulder

BDawk is older guy, still ruffneck soldier

Moreno is juking guy to pump up crowds

DJ tackel masheen, with skill he’s endowed

Victry in Denver, not Golden or Boulder

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 10, 2010 2:21 PM MST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice, lol

Can’t believe I didn’t even put ‘guy’ in once. I didn’t want to just rhyme guy, or overkill it, so I just didn’t at all, but you sprinkled it in, in good imitation there…. Speaking Horvil, is like being able to speak with an accent… Not everyone can.

That's quite a long handle there, G Funk. - That's what she said.

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Nov 10, 2010 4:53 PM MST up reply actions  

Tis an exotic delicacy, indeed.

Like an aged brandy or the smell of old books & mahogany.

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 10, 2010 9:42 PM MST up reply actions  

Woohoo!

Glad this post got Rec’d to keep it up,
Ask me if the Broncos will win, yup,
It is fun to talk smack,
Unless intellect lacks,
So on the Chiefs, the Broncos will sup.

That's quite a long handle there, G Funk. - That's what she said.

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Nov 10, 2010 12:54 PM MST reply actions  

Classic Bronco Fan

There once was a man from Nantuckett,
If it wasn’t Orange and Blue he’d chuck it,
He said with a wide smile,
From homefield, up a mile,
I’ll love ’em ’til I kick the bucket!

Had to edit and re-post this one from the Ravens limerick post by KB back before Week 5, because it’s…. Well, classic. ( =

That's quite a long handle there, G Funk. - That's what she said.

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Nov 10, 2010 1:10 PM MST reply actions  

Come one, come all and see the show

Lloyd will catch and Orton will throw

The field of play, electric with desire

pumped up with rage, that redeeming fire

back to KC, the Chiefs will limp and moan

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 10, 2010 1:35 PM MST reply actions  

There once was a line as stellar as a star

they blocked with dominance, a juggernaut of war

but injuries and inexperience have taken it’s toll

rendered them useless and stolen their soul

now healthy, this juggernaut shall be restored

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 10, 2010 1:50 PM MST reply actions  

A boost to our team is needed

how we’ve all endlessly begged & pleaded

for starters to return to action

to regain some momentum and traction

at Mile High, on Sunday, the Chiefs will be defeated

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 10, 2010 2:15 PM MST reply actions  

The loudest cheers on Sunday will be from Bridget
Her husband Kyle’s play will cause Chiefs fans to fidget
For now KC is the best
Team there is in the West
But that’s like saying they are the tallest midget

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by c_style on Nov 10, 2010 3:02 PM MST reply actions  

How about

I’m sure that the whole world is shakin
Cause the AFC west Chiefs are takin
All the Raiders are in Jail
And the Chargers have failed
and the Broncos fans have forsaken

I love it when a plan comes together!

by Spunky on Nov 10, 2010 3:47 PM MST reply actions  

Ode to Dude (and Bear, etc.)

For the sake of wit and originality
None match the Dude’s personality
May have “left”, but not “gone” or forgotten
Thoughts of them can never go rotten
All of them still visit Us here, if casually.

That's quite a long handle there, G Funk. - That's what she said.

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Nov 10, 2010 3:59 PM MST reply actions  

Sweat From (foot)Balls

The Jockstraps of the AFC
are the Raiders and Chiefs X3
Sweat will still pour down.
For you no West crown.
Just another high-pick draftee.

TJ never left MHR: he just needed more room for his gigantic mail sack:

www.itsalloverfatman.com

by TJ Johnson on Nov 10, 2010 4:41 PM MST reply actions   3 recs

smooth....

Great perils have this beauty, that they bring to light the fraternity of strangers.

by Jeremy Bolander on Nov 10, 2010 6:01 PM MST up reply actions  

This dude defintely abides

Isn’t there some kind of law against amphibious rodents dude. Freakin marmet.

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 10, 2010 9:39 PM MST up reply actions  

well hey thar stranger

Should have known all we needed was a limerick to get you back over here for a spell. ; )

In good times and bad times, I'm a Bronco fan. Sucka.

by broncosmontana on Nov 12, 2010 5:34 PM MST up reply actions  

Our rivals, the Chiefs used to suck,
but this year they’ve got lots of pluck.
They now try, of course,
to conquer the horse,
but they’re destined just to get bucked.

by Orange Rush on Nov 10, 2010 7:46 PM MST reply actions   3 recs

Cassel’s only good from the gun
but Sunday he’ll be on the run
trying hard to elude
the grasp of a big dude
by the name Kevin Vickerson

formerly known around these parts as nycbroncosfan, and now found at http://www.itsalloverfatman.com/

by Douglas A. Lee on Nov 10, 2010 9:15 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

watch

McD is going to rule him out tomorrow….

great limerick nonetheless.

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"I'm really not this fat. I'm looking at myself on the screen and that 14 looks huge. Jeez dude, do a sit up." -John "Guru" Bena

by Nick Cast on Nov 10, 2010 9:36 PM MST up reply actions  

God, I hope not

I don’t know if I can stomache another Ryan McBean outing. I guess anything’s better than The Kevin.

by PaleHorse78 on Nov 10, 2010 9:38 PM MST up reply actions  

The chiefs versus Broncos is on,
and a Chief may be tempted to fawn,
they’re first in the run,
just having some fun,
just don’t fumble to Cassius Vaughn.

(We win 100% of the time Vaughn recovers a fumble.)

by Orange Rush on Nov 11, 2010 6:45 AM MST reply actions  

Going Feudal

Let’s hope Our D can be a hassle,
To the one referred to as Cassel,
Cause him to throw it up,
Many pix to fill Our cup,
McDaniels will be Our true vassal.

That's quite a long handle there, G Funk. - That's what she said.

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Nov 12, 2010 1:01 PM MST reply actions  

Thanks to DenBronx this one's my first actual limerick (9-6-9)

The sky seems gloomy over my head
DJ needed to just go to bed
But with the Chiefs in town
I will soon lose my frown
As we turn their white jerseys to red

None of us go out and play for stats. You just do whatever you can to help the team out. -- Eddie Royal

by Poster_Formerly_Known_As_Royal_Fan on Nov 12, 2010 4:37 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

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