Notes on Peyton Hillis
by firstfan on Mar 11, 2010 9:15 PM MST
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Print"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Peyton Hillis can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants."
"Superman owns a pair of Peyton Hillis pajamas. "
Ask Peyton Hillis if blood is thicker than water..he will show you.
"Peyton Hillis is the reason why Waldo is hiding. "
"Peyton Hillis has the eyes of an angel and the soul of a saint. He keeps them in a footlocker under his bed. "
"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but if Peyton Hillis says its beef, then it's beef. "
"The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Peyton Hillis didn't run over you in your sleep. "
"Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Peyton Hillis' PC will crash. "
"Peyton Hillis puts the laughter in manslaughter. "
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Peyton Hillis. "
"Peyton Hillis died two years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. "
"Peyton Hillis does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Peyton Hillis goes killing. "
"Peyton Hillis' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Peyton Hillis."
"When Peyton Hillis exercises, the machine gets stronger. "
“Most people fear the Reaper. Peyton Hillis considers him a promising rookie.”
“There are two kinds of people in the world… people that suck and Peyton Hillis.”
“Peyton Hillis doesn’t breath, he holds air hostage.”
“Peyton Hillis does not sleep. He waits.”
“Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Peyton Hillis is looking for it.”
"God said: "Let there be light."Peyton Hillis said: "Say please!"
The above was stollen from a tribute to Chuck Norris on the occasion of his 70th B'day.
It fits #22 better
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Sad
It’s sad how the hero of so many Bronco’s fans has yet to prove anything. I think it’s great to support Hillis but if any other player played like he has, they wouldn’t be transferring Chuck Norris jokes to him, they’d be calling for him to be cut.
+1
he was right where he belonged on the depth chart, behind the other backs better than him (maybe not Jordan actually). if he can accept that then keep him, otherwise cut ties.
ps: horrible blocker in the NFL
"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that."
"We laugh to stave off madness."
Peyton Hillis is a symbol of players who play for the team.
THe guy was so proud to give that Mile High Salute. THAT’s why fans love him. He’s the only guy on the roster who has saluted. It’s sad that he has only one more MH Salute to his credit than Maurice Jones-Drew.
I like the flare. I like the devotion. Love his attitude. It’s a persona. We all keep hoping he’ll play. He has shown he can, but he wasn’t given much chance in 09, but I’m sure that’s because of his on-field mistakes and Coach seeing worse in practice. It’s McD’s call, and I support it, but Hillis in 2008 was an inspiration for a team that had no motivators.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Mar 11, 2010 10:02 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
He's great depth,
He could become a starting FB again and he’s a very good STs player. I think that McD was serious when he claimed that he wanted to get Hillis involved more. What ‘more’ might be is an interesting subject. If Hillis steps up at FB, Larsen could go to ILB and ST only, which would solve a couple of issues.
It all starts with the lines
If he is involved more....
….it will need to be at HB or TE (in my opinion). McDaniels seems to be committed to singleback formations to the extent that the team doesn’t even acknowledge the FB position.
I like the idea of Hillis at RB. I think he might have a tougher time at TE (I think he run blocks better than pass blocking).
Formerly known as Hoosierteacher or just HT.
"I presume that all of you here think me worthy of pity. But Great God, when I think I was on the point of doing nothing, I consider myself worthy of envy." Jean Valjean, Hugo's Les Miserables
by Steve Nichols on Mar 11, 2010 10:16 PM MST up reply actions
There is a jointly written article....
…coming up where we’ll be exploring why Hillis may not be getting playing time.
BShrout is heading up the effort, TJ is providing the stats analysis, and I’ll be providing the coaching analysis. Perhaps the article will provide some clues. (It will be part one in a series of articles that matches up coaching insight with stats, sometimes in agreement, and sometimes at odds. In this first part, we’ll be working together).
Formerly known as Hoosierteacher or just HT.
"I presume that all of you here think me worthy of pity. But Great God, when I think I was on the point of doing nothing, I consider myself worthy of envy." Jean Valjean, Hugo's Les Miserables
Yippee!
It is hard to understand for that average fan why he didn’t / doesn’t pay more. He looked awesome until he got hurt. That’s the reason so many of us are still scratching our head in disbelieve about his playing time. Looking forward to the insights!
My image is the Circa 1960-’61 Broncos home uniform sock. Some what folk lore to me ... but referred to as the clown sock by my Dad.
by YellowStoneBronco on Mar 12, 2010 11:38 AM MST up reply actions
+1 with enthusiasm.
Character may be manifested in the great moments but it is made in the small ones -- Philip Brooks
Looking forward to it.
I’m sure it will be a major topic piece.
You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?....Did Caesar live here?
You know where I wanna go? I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen
Very anxious to read the post.
I am anxious to see if McDaniels can create situations where we can utilize the unique talents of a ‘tweener’ type player such as Hillis. Coach Shanahan was able to utilize the talents of a kid at TE that was too slow for WR and not big enough for the TE of the day. Shannon Sharpe turned out to be a pretty big asset. I would love to see Hillis become a larger part of our offense.
It all starts in the trenches - HT 11/11/08
Leave the hateful vitriol to the uninformed - HT 3/16/09
I've got a fever
And the only prescription is more CowBell
Character may be manifested in the great moments but it is made in the small ones -- Philip Brooks
Thanks TJ
A little humor never hurts – as much as a #22 hit! Ask Woodyard.
It all starts in the trenches - HT 11/11/08
Leave the hateful vitriol to the uninformed - HT 3/16/09
That was a fun post and well deserved for a Bronco who inspired us in a bad season
I agree, Larsen shouldn’t get any bigger. I am getting tired of his bone crushing hits knocking the pixels off my TV, once they fall to the floor they are very hard to find.
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