The Dude's Mail Sack: A Cage Match Between Jarvis Moss and Marcus Nash!
by TJ Johnson on Mar 17, 2010 10:08 PM MDT
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Mile High Report blogger TJ "The Dude" Johnson posts The Dude's Mail Sack on Thursdays, in which he takes your questions about the state of the Denver Broncos. Got a burning question? Drop it into the The Dude's "Sack" or visit the homepage of Mile High Report.
TJ, I know I said last week that I thought Kyle Orton's neckbeard was sexy, but that's until we signed Brady Quinn. He's absolutely dreamy. Have you seen his pecks? His biceps? Everyone wants to know, is he going to start in 2010?
--Charlie, Colorado Springs, Colorado
Charlie: You 26-year-old aerobics instructors are so fickle. You're lucky I only receive a few questions a week. But, I do love me a good story, so absolutely. If you think there is a reason for everything, then you've got to believe in Quinn. The guy grew up living and dying with the Browns. He's well versed in the history of "The Drive" and "The Fumble." He knows that when it's all said and done, the Broncos will always beat the Browns. Always. It's destiny. Browns fans know this. Broncos fans know this. So we should accept fate. In fact, when Quinn was introduced to the media earlier in the week, the first thing he said he remembered about the Broncos growing up were "the comebacks."
This is just another chapter in the Broncos-Browns saga. The kid that was shunned by the team he grew up cheering for will now play for the team that he grew up cheering against. The Quinn story can now come full circle. It's almost biblical.
Then, there are all the strange coincidences. Quinn has 5 letters in his last name. So did Elway. Bizarre. You can't say the same about Griese, Plummer, Cutler and Horton (the 'h' is silent). Also, if you multiply Quinn's number in college (10) by 3, you get 30. If you multiply Orton's number in Denver (8) by 3, you get 24. And what do you get if you subtract 24 from 30? That's right, number 7. Weird.
Or McDaniels simply got a good back-up quarterback for the price of a 6th-rounder and a fullback who he had no plans to utilize. You decide.
In truth, although Josh McDaniels denied reports last year that he had actually targeted Quinn before he traded for Orton, there were multiple sources that indicated otherwise. Apparently, that fire was still burning one year later. We also know that McDaniels considers Charlie Weis, Quinn's college coach and the guy who taught McDaniels how to call plays, a "great friend and mentor." So if you don't think the topic of Brady Quinn has ever come up in their conversations, you are kidding yourself. And here is what Weis had to say about Quinn:
I don't think this guy has to go to a program and be groomed for a year. If there was ever a quarterback who was ready to go for the last two years it's him. He's got hammered in the last two years by me so he can take it by anybody. If there is a guy who would be ready to go after walking in that door, he fits the description."
Quinn says he didn't come to Denver to be a back-up quarterback. I'm taking him at his word.
Teeeeee Jaaaay, I know you are an insider and you are holding back. Give up the goods. Do you think John Elway is just keeping his mouth shut about the whole Denver quarterback situation because he is being a good soldier? Or have you spoken with him and does he tell you super secret things that he really thinks about Josh McDaniels?
--Nick, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Nick: You're correct. I have been holding out on you. Elway has potentially called me and it's my possible understanding that he might, on occasion, have an opinion on the QB situation. Or, there might be another reason. He has a life and isn't rushing to find a camera so the world will know his opinion about Josh McDaniels.
In those private conversation that I have with Elway (so private, in fact, they are inside my head), he tells me that he wasn't a fan of Brian Griese's play. Nor that of his own when he threw 3 interceptions in a game. So this could or could not mean that he is a fan of Kyle Orton. I'm not sure about his leanings towards Brady Quinn, although I'm sure he thinks Quinn is good-looking. We all do.
By the way, I think it's time we erect a statue outside of Invesco field of Elway. Every single team that I have ever seen does this. I don't care if Flyod Little is the reason the Broncos didn't leave Denver. I like bronzes. They are good for the economy. Michael Jordan has one. And it pisses me off that Dan Marino has one and Elway doesn't. In fact, let's put up two bronzes of Elway just to show Miami we mean business. I really like bronzes.
Next time I talk to Elway, I'll ask him his opinion of Jordan (and bronzes) and get back to you.
Lebowski, you're my boy. Should we sign Terrell Owens? The guy is really cut, he's got a winning smile, and they rejected him for the latest season of Dancing With the Stars. He might be a good insurance policy in case Eddie Royal regresses again, and if nothing else, it would be cool to have T.O. and Baby T.O on the same team.
--T. E. Owens, Buffalo, New York
T E: Interesting proposal, but what happens if Baby TO and TO both throw temper tantrums in practice? Our punters and kickers will probably have to head down to Dick's Sports to buy some footballs. Also, if you haven't heard, Josh McDaniels is just trying to win a bleeping game here. A 36-year-old wide receiver isn't in the cards.
Dude, bigger draft bust? Marcus Nash or Jarvis Moss?
--William Frank Middlebrooks, Toronto, Canada
William: That's a teeth-gnashing question. Do you go with the guy Shanahan drafting at the end of the first round who had 4 career receptions or the guy he picked at 17 who has 3.5 career sacks? Can I call it a wash? From a monetary standpoint, even adjusted for present values, the Moss deal cost the Broncos more money. But if I must choose, when it doubt, go with the guy that would win in a cage match. Moss could take Nash, I'm quite sure, so I'd say Nash was the bigger bust. Seriously, though, Moss is still playing and there's a chance, although small, he could still produce.
How about Maurice Clarett? Using a 3rd round pick on a guy who never even saw the field might be even worse, although in Shanahan's defense, he did get Clarett to sign a terrible, incentive-laden contract.
Dude, I like your style. How about a limerick in honor of the departed Peyton Hillis?
--Samuel E., Los Angeles, California
Sam: I couldn't have thought of a better idea myself. For whatever reason, Hillis wasn't in the plans for Josh McDaniels. I think he'll have a good chance to succeed in the west coast system they are installing in Cleveland. Alright, Peyton HIllis, this one's for you:
Peyton HIllis, we salute you
punishin' dudes through and through.
Your runs killin' DBs,
Droppin' em to their knees,
May fortune follow you anew!
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Orton Vs. Quinn
I recently fanposted why I thought Orton was a better QB than Quinn. What, in your opinion, is the one thing that stands out to you about Quinn that makes him the QB of the future?
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
I think
Orton was held back by his first year in the system with his new supporting cast. Once McD feels 100% comfortable with Orton, Orton will be allowed to make plays on his own and maybe even start changing the play at the line of scrimmage. Quinn won’t be able to do that right off the bat.
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
by CaliBronco408 on Mar 17, 2010 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions
the willingness to make something out of nothing
is what often leads to the obsession with making something out of nothing, which leads to forcing the ball, which leads to interceptions.
I don’t know if Kyle is too conservative, or if Quinn is too much of a risk-taker. I know it was nice to not worry about picks at the worst possible moment in every game. Sure Orton had some poorly timed picks – what QB doesn’t? But it wasn’t a regular drive-killer like we had become accustomed to with Cutler. After watching the 2009 season, I am more comfortable with Orton, who will take a sack over lobbing up a free-for-all duck on the off chance a Bronco will make the play. It looks great when a Bronco does make the play, but it breaks my heart when teh opposition turns it into a play. Kyle doesn’t give the other team many of those chances.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
Cali, I'm not saying he is better.
But I do speculate that this is the trade McDaniels wanted all along. Before the Orton deal.
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
So then,
why would McD waste his time training Orton last year if his plan all along was to replace him anyways? If Quinn was decidedly the QB of the future at this point last year, wouldn’t it have been worth a 3rd or 4th round pick then to have him up to speed and in Orton’s shoes right now?
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
by CaliBronco408 on Mar 17, 2010 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions
the package of players/picks CHI put together was too much to resist
I think this is more ideal. Orton is fairly vested in the system, which well help build upon last year, while Quinn can step in if need be. Quinn also gets a better deal too as last year he would’ve thrown right into the fire. After the mess in CLE, having some time to get into this system first has to have an advantage for him mentally. There are few QB that can jump right into starting QB from college and that’s without taking into consideration whether the QB also has a supporting cast of talent to help with that transition. Quinn now has the advantage of getting settled in before taking a run at the starting job. That is if Orton doesn’t falter badly or get injured severely.
I'm glad we had this talk. -- TJ Johnson
by BroncoInExile on Mar 18, 2010 6:06 AM MDT up reply actions
AND
Quinn might not have been available if it was up to Mangini. He’s got experience with Weis too, so maybe he felt Quinn had a lot of potential too. Maybe it was only when Holmgren came in and started cleaning house that Quinn became available at all, or at least for a reasonable price.
- Nick
"Know the enemy, know yourself, and victory is never in doubt, not in a hundred battles."
- Sun Tzu
I went with Clarett
Cause you know he’s packin
by PDXBronco on Mar 17, 2010 10:58 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Exactly PDX
AK-47’s down the Interstate.
Character may be manifested in the great moments but it is made in the small ones -- Philip Brooks
by KaptainKirk on Mar 17, 2010 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions
ditto
We live in an age when instant gratification isn't fast enough
by Brian Shrout on Mar 18, 2010 12:15 AM MDT up reply actions
mhm
Because Montana has no professional sports, I gotta support the land of my birth.
Socrates was once executed for 'trolling'.
^Needs explaining: don't call someone asking uncomfortable, slightly antagonistic questions trolls. In all odds they probably just want to learn. It's real easy to differentiate a 'Socratic' post from a trolling one (unless you're a resident of WCG).
^Needs further explaining: I have yet to post anything on WCG, don't worry, I'm not trying to rationalize anything I've done. I've just lurked over there and man, they are the model of post-peloponnesian war Athens.
Another Great Post Dude
Thanks for a late evening smile.
We live in an age when instant gratification isn't fast enough
+1
And the word sack always amuses me as well, so you have me going right from the off.
I’m not sure about his leanings towards Brady Quinn, although I’m sure he thinks Quinn is good-looking. We all do.
Classic!
Rec’d
by HorseStance on Mar 18, 2010 12:09 PM MDT up reply actions
Should it be "Mail Sac"?
“Male Sac”?
Never mind, I don’t wanna know…
- Nick
"Know the enemy, know yourself, and victory is never in doubt, not in a hundred battles."
- Sun Tzu
Dude has Mojo, fosho
"All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses." Friedrich Nietzsche
Great mailbag post
But 24 subtracted from 30 is number 6, not 7. Hmm, never mind. I’d rather think about number 7.
by Broncologist on Mar 18, 2010 1:25 AM MDT via mobile reply actions
NEVER let the truth get in the way
of a good numeralogical phenomenon.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Mar 18, 2010 2:35 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yes and statistically
TJ is only wrong 7% of the time
Character may be manifested in the great moments but it is made in the small ones -- Philip Brooks
Speaking of stats that don't lie,
the Broncos have won every game in which they’ve had the ball on their own 7 yard line 7 or more times.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
bronco, i think you got the point, good job, man!
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
It's still an amazing coincidence
I have a few myself:
I was born on a Monday, hence I’m a workaholic. I celebrated my 13th birthday on a Friday the 13th. Which is why I believe horror movies scare me so much. I have 6 lumbar vertebrae, which means my kids may have really large backs. Don’t get me started – I could go on and on.
It all makes sense when you think about the numbers.
"All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses." Friedrich Nietzsche
man, that's gotta keep Jim Kelley and Dan Marino up at night
I'm glad we had this talk. -- TJ Johnson
by BroncoInExile on Mar 18, 2010 6:07 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
And as a Las Vegan
I must say, Nash tore it up for the Gladiators…or the Arena League…or whichever NOT NFL league he was in…
- Nick
"Know the enemy, know yourself, and victory is never in doubt, not in a hundred battles."
- Sun Tzu
Has the record for most receptions in a season with 154.
"All by their heads, he places crowns."
"Brandon Marshall isn't as good as you think he is." - a random hobo I met
by Tempestuous Binary on Mar 19, 2010 8:44 AM MDT up reply actions
hey stupid!
“what do you get if you subtract 24 from 30? That’s right, 7.” Really?!?!? 30 – 24 is 6!
Of course it's 6
That’s what makes it so funny. It’s a joke.
by PoorPoppy on Mar 18, 2010 5:08 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Ha ha... "stupid"
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes" Douglas Adams
by orange&blue_aussie on Mar 18, 2010 5:42 AM MDT up reply actions
the literals are out to get ya teej
Because Montana has no professional sports, I gotta support the land of my birth.
Socrates was once executed for 'trolling'.
^Needs explaining: don't call someone asking uncomfortable, slightly antagonistic questions trolls. In all odds they probably just want to learn. It's real easy to differentiate a 'Socratic' post from a trolling one (unless you're a resident of WCG).
^Needs further explaining: I have yet to post anything on WCG, don't worry, I'm not trying to rationalize anything I've done. I've just lurked over there and man, they are the model of post-peloponnesian war Athens.
+1
Hahaha, boy, does someone regret using the S word right now. :p
"All by their heads, he places crowns."
"Brandon Marshall isn't as good as you think he is." - a random hobo I met
by Tempestuous Binary on Mar 19, 2010 8:51 AM MDT up reply actions
WAY to funny
The whole “H is silent in Horton” was even better than the math joke(s), too. We do need more humor……….
by baselinedenver on Mar 18, 2010 7:26 AM MDT up reply actions
baseline, thanks for getting it, my friend....I love me some silent "h"
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
you've even got one in your jonson...
There's a big hard sun, beating on the big people, in the big hard world.
formerly Styg-like
by Jeremy Bolander on Mar 18, 2010 4:13 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Although
it’s the same number of letters as Morton. Rhymes with it too.
"All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses." Friedrich Nietzsche
That's a good point. Interesting. May have to consider this.
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
It's that abstract stats math.
He was just getting rid of decimals for you. 30.46 – 23.57 = 6.89 which rounds to 7. I think we can all agree that 30.46 rounds down to 30 and 23.57 rounds up to 24. The math checks out.
TJ is just a stats guy and sometimes his ways go far beyond our understanding. Next time, maybe he’ll show us his math, step by step.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on Mar 18, 2010 7:33 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
He could have been using imaginary numbers too, like eleventeen and thirtytwelve… lol
There's a big hard sun, beating on the big people, in the big hard world.
formerly Styg-like
by Jeremy Bolander on Mar 18, 2010 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions
as long as he doesn't use them
in the Month of Febtober….and as long as he never types in Lat-Urple
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison
"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble
Also, as a general rule, the answer is never 6 and is usually 7.
See Jay Cutler……. now see John Elway………
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on Mar 18, 2010 7:37 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
sometimes the answer is 32 and 33. see Bowl, Super
No matter the question, those can also be considered correct answers to anything.
I'm glad we had this talk. -- TJ Johnson
by BroncoInExile on Mar 18, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions
This is true.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on Mar 18, 2010 11:18 AM MDT up reply actions
KB! It's good to see someone got it!
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
you are kidding, right?
do I have to explain this to you?
or did you get it?
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
Hilarious TJ.
H in Horton is so silent it’s not even used in the spelling of it.
Let’s put one bronze on the North side of the stadium of Elway, sword in hand, one leg bent, standing on a pile of falcons. Then on the South side we can hang a bronze of Elway in mid air, extended, spinning around. Motorized bronze. That’s what I’m talking about. Next level.
I'm glad we had this talk. -- TJ Johnson
by BroncoInExile on Mar 18, 2010 6:13 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Sorry but Elway needs to be standing on a pile of vanquished Raiders!
Then a third statue on another side of the stadium….Elway kicking sand in Marty Shottenheimer’s face at the beach? Or torturing Marty in some fashion or another?
- Nick
"Know the enemy, know yourself, and victory is never in doubt, not in a hundred battles."
- Sun Tzu
Enjoyed another TJ...Thanks
-Stick to the fight when you are hardest hit - it's when things seem worst that you must not quit!
Nice sack, Dude.
Why no Peyton Hillis in the cage? Sure, it would probably be an unfair matchup, but Peyton Hillis loves steamrolling people for a living.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
This Charlie dude from the Springs sounds like a stalker.
I don’t understand how George Foster or Willie Middlebrooks can be left out of the biggest BUST convo.
My vote would be Foster. We drafted that clown about three rounds earlier than any other team would have. He’d also win the cage match vs the other Busts.
In my opinion.
Look at the letter-writer on that one. One of them is in the conversation.
Foster at least started for 2 (2-1/2? I forget) years and helped us land an overpriced and undisciplined cornerback from a terrible team. That’s actually a funny category to be in: The guy who’s bad, but lands you somebody else bad in a trade. Just weird all around.
Thanks for pointing out the letter writers.
William Middlebrooks. T.E. Owens.
Dude, you are in rare form, you crafty bugger! Well played sir. Would that I could Rec this again! Thanks for the smile this morning….
- Nick
"Know the enemy, know yourself, and victory is never in doubt, not in a hundred battles."
- Sun Tzu
thanks man, I went to a lot of levels on this one
the numbers, the letters, the et. all, thanks for seeing them!
oh, and remember always, this is a satire of paige
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
Thanks for straightening that out, I thought it was a page of satire.
Can you toss in some Cunefiorm glyphs and Egyptian pictograms next week?
"My job description is to win football games. I'm a hard worker. I'm not flashy by any means, but my job is to play football and win and I plan to do that." Kyle Orton
by odarol on Mar 18, 2010 4:15 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I will try, odarol. I was thinking Aztec glyphs, but I could go for that.
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
My mental image of Charlie
is flipping back and forth between Jennifer Beals and Richard Simmons…
I’d bet on Clarrett in the cage match, simply because he’s the contestant with the most cage experience.
Darius Watts?
Triandos Luke? We have had quite a few busts lately. Maybe it feels like we’ve had more than other teams because I just don’t care about other teams?
- Nick
"Know the enemy, know yourself, and victory is never in doubt, not in a hundred battles."
- Sun Tzu
Watts??? Yikes. We over drafted that bozo by five rounds.
Same with Pierce and Tovassi…
I think Luke was round 5 or 6 so not really a bust, just a wasted pick. We threw away A LOT of picks in the early 2000s.
In my opinion.
Tovassi!
That one still stings….
- Nick
"Know the enemy, know yourself, and victory is never in doubt, not in a hundred battles."
- Sun Tzu
yeah
mcGeorge i agree i wish i had a time machine i wouid go back in time and build denver up in the draft
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24
I picked Clarett because he's probably packin'...
This is great stuff TJ! I have always secretly (or maybe not so much) been a fan of Terrell Owens. He’s had his run-in’s with McNabb, Garcia, and the Cowboys, but I don’t think it’s as bad as everyone makes it out to be. From what a lot of other players have said/testified, Owens just wants to win a MF game too, he just likes to look pretty while doing so. I would add him at a cheap price as a form of insurance, but like you said, it may not be in the cards.
Also find the Jarvis Moss situation interesting. It seems as though this team is giving him every chance and beyond to produce. I like to think he’d be cut by now if we weren’t giving him one last training camp to prove his worth. After all, DE/OLB is one of our thinnest positions right now, especially with Darrell Reid’s situation in question. Elvis Dumervil could be a holdout, and Robert Ayers is unproven.
Could this be Jarvis’ year? Who knows…
A vision without a plan is just a dream. A plan without a vision is drudgery. But a vision with a plan can change the world.
whadda ya think, Sayre, they give him one more camp?
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
Anytime. Anytime. Or at least on Thursdays.
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
Great Post as Always
And rec’d – but I think this is about the first Lebowski post I can remember with no Jokeland Faider references…
Jeff Zepp, Kittredge CO USA
Wow...people really get worked up over basic math around here....
This sack had quite a few wrinkles in it and you could have shaved a bit off your responses, but overall it wasn’t as hairy as last weeks sack. Good job man!
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
by Tim Lynch on Mar 18, 2010 2:22 PM MDT reply actions 4 recs
Thanks for a great post, TJ!
I spent 20 minutes chuckling… I’m a slow reader.
Rec’d for sure!
"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character." -- Albert Einstein
glad you enjoyed, my friend. I'll keep putting em up each Thursday!
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
TJ, you forgot your asterisk
May fortune follow you anew!*
*Except when playing the Orange and Blue!
There, I fixed it for you :~)
Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds. - Albert Einstein
Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. - Albert Einstein
C_Style
Perfect, man. I might even change it now.
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
Rec'd for being hilarious
This may be your funniest one yet. Thanks for cracking me up!
"All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses." Friedrich Nietzsche
As they say, the sun even shines on a dog's arse every now and again.
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
TJ
u been on a roll latety i love it
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24
what do you mean?
In what way? His arm on a deep ball? Ability to read a D? ;-)
- Nick
"Know the enemy, know yourself, and victory is never in doubt, not in a hundred battles."
- Sun Tzu
I think you're dangerously close
To showing a departed QB that you’re “over him!”
- Nick
"Know the enemy, know yourself, and victory is never in doubt, not in a hundred battles."
- Sun Tzu
I'm not sure....
But I’m getting a vague memory of someone kinda doofy….
- Nick
"Know the enemy, know yourself, and victory is never in doubt, not in a hundred battles."
- Sun Tzu
Geek alert before I write this
Who or whoever are generally subjects
Whom or whomever are generally direct or indirect objects
For whom, to whom, etc.
Alright, I’m off my geek chair. So you got it right, MHRs.
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
You are becoming a mythical, near Emmett-like figure in my eyes!
- Nick
"Know the enemy, know yourself, and victory is never in doubt, not in a hundred battles."
- Sun Tzu
Nobody becomes The Emmett...Nobody, I am sure Doc will find this!
Abide, the dude does. Know you not, but comfort in that I take.
At least he doesn't have Cutler's shnahze.
or Cutler’s ability to throw 27 INts.
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
There ya go.
The more time he spends on the bench, the more time that you could socialize with him if you get front row seats behind the Broncos bench. Now, there’s a plan, MHRsGirl.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on Mar 19, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
yummy? Whoa!!! You are eating our new quarterback?
I thought cannibalism was taboo in today’s society?
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on Mar 19, 2010 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions
thanks, TJ
For maintaining your sense of humor, sometimes we forget that they call it a game for a reason.
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
Philip K. Dick
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