Note: I did this listing on Sept 11, 2009 but didn't get much traction. Please read and enjoy!
Hey everyone. Just thought I would write down some descriptions of what flavor of drink would be fitting of W-L record. With respects to Mike Clark and the 13-3 Kool aid. Bear with me folks, it's defintely tongue and cheek....
0-16, Detroit tasted it in 2008, tastes of sewage, wouldn't wish it on your wost enemy (except for the conquered fader nation)
1-15, not much better than sewage and little more tolerable, but that doesn't say much.
2-14, a popular flavor with the Missouri Indains and conquered fader nation, causes purging of coaches and is preferred by Al Davis.
3-13, like drinking defective Budweiser in St. Louis
4-12, Woody Paige's favorite flavor for 2009, he let the Coors go warm
5-11, tastes like stagnant pond water form the Deep South, will make you nauseous
6-10, more of a hanogver cure drink (don't ask what is in that)
7-9, is more of a wannabe drink like Natural Light
8-8, not bad, not good, just plain old drinking water
9-7, water with a twist of lemon
10-6, compare it to a good tasting cheap wine (Charles Shaw)
11-5, a very nice cold, Fat Tire microbrew
12-4, a sweet champange that may give an aftertaste if not handled right (playoff wins)
13-3, the preferred choice of drink at MHR, sweet, memorable and very Orange. Will go bad if not used wisely (playoff losses '96, '84).
14-2, had the drink once never seen it since. A very expensive and aged bottle of chamange
15-1, great flavor and aroma, definitely a championsip level beverage. If you forget the ice, can go bad quickly (Vikings '98)
16-0, the sweetest taste of all, worthy of gods....side effect is arrogance, can hurt badly if you do not drink with respect (New England 2007)
Have a good one. Go Broncos!