National Limerick Day - MHR Open Mic!
by TJ Johnson on May 12, 2010 12:26 AM MDT
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PrintFor those new to MHR, you may not be aware that MHR is a community of tough but sensitive poets.
Not really. But I had to get you to keep reading somehow. The truth is that last year we just kept giving a beat down to divisional opponents during the weeks leading up the the games. Our weapon of choice? The tested and true Limerick. So if you are looking for a laugh, or you just can't sleep tonight, here are some of our previous Limerick contests with the fools over at Arrowhead Pride, Silver and Black Pride, and Bolts From the Blue.
It's simply too easy to make fun of players like JaMarcus "That Pizza Is Mine!" Russell, Philip "I've Got a Drew Brees Complex" Rivers, and the entire defensive line for the Chiefs (how many 1st-round draft picks do they need to waste, I mean, you can only use 4 guys at a time).
Troy Hufford (kentuckybronco) and I were thinking that since today is National Limerick Day it would give us yet another opportunity to not only drop some knowledge on the division, but also some seriously good insults. However, we're making this Open Mic here at MHR, so there is no topic off the table.
You want to make fun of Tim Tebow? Try to make it rhyme, sucker. You want to get a blast off on the Hoodie? Do it while counting syllables, punk. Or perhaps, like me, you want to send JaMarcus Russell out in style:
Ode To The Dude Who Didn't Play QB For The Raiders
JaMarcus The Hutt liked to eat.
So hungry he ate his whole cleat.
Only he couldn't stop there.
300 pounds was his care.
The taste of twinkies simply too sweet.
Now it's your turn, MHR. Give your best NFL or Broncos-related limerick. Don't worry if your syllable counts aren't perfect. You know that Raiders fans won't be able to read them anyway.
This is a Fan-Created Comment on MileHighReport.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff of MHR
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Happy National Limerick Day, MHR.
On May 12th, we’ll write limericks all day.
It’s quite fun when, with words, you do play.
Just write something down,
Flip a few things around,
And with awe, people love what you say.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
Poor Jamarcus....
At one time, J. Russell was jolly
Yet his hips were still wide as a trolley
He sat and he ate
Gained a half-ton of weight
Now, he’s jobless and hopeless, good golly….
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 12, 2010 12:46 AM MDT reply actions 3 recs
haha
Awesome
You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?....Did Caesar live here?
You know where I wanna go? I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen
So, you lost Jamarcus the Hutt.
To fill the dent left by that butt,
You need a true star
To lower the bar.
Ya think Mr. T makes the cut?
by Orange Rush on May 12, 2010 12:57 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Limerick Day is my favorite day of the year
Today is marvelous, I must say
MHR limericks all day
talking about it all
jamarcus to spring ball
Limericks limericks oh yay
BroncoTillIDie = Nick Castillo
October 11, 2009: Remember the McD Fist Pump.
Xbox360 gamertag: SnipeMeHarder
Last Name: Ever First Name: Greatest
by Nick Cast on May 12, 2010 1:02 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Same goes for the raiders. Bring the pain AP and Silver/Black Pride....
I shall now do a red and white rhyme
Agree not? Well, your opinion shall chime
Their draft caused them glee
But they’ll win 2 or 3.
There’s a reason they pick high all the time.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
AP rebuttal
There’s a reason for high picks, you say?
We know, he says “You play to win the game”
With Scott Pioli in charge
Now Eric Berry looms large
AFC West QB ratings will never be the same
by cpa913 on May 12, 2010 7:26 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow really?
You say your team’s here to game,
But I hate to tell you son – they’re pretty lame
Eric Berry may loom large
But claims Tebow hits like a barge
So hard that you will feel the Mr. Berry’s pain!
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 8:32 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
OK
You’re QB may hit like a ship
But he holds the ball out at his hip
When Tamba takes a swipe
It won’t matter about the hipe
He’ll need a stiff upper lip
by cpa913 on May 12, 2010 8:39 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
heh - you're good!
But I think McD has that fix’d
You’re conclusion is senseless and mixed,
Nor would it matter with Denver’s line
Tim could hold it any way and be just fine
As Beadles and Walton will be putting on some licks!
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 8:48 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
Both of you guys a definitely cute
but your feelings will prove moot
because you argue for second place
now that the raiders have saved face
and cut the qb in the fat suit.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 12, 2010 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions 3 recs
The only thing the the Faiders have that are good
Are the cheerleaders – ask Elway he understood
I cannot help that thing you call Al
His insanity is in question pal
You’ll see this when McD’s boys wipes them with ass and hood!
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
to cpa913,
Limericks have certain rules;
meter and rhyme are your tools.
You don’t have a clue,
how to use one or two,
Like your poor chefs, your limericks drool.
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on May 12, 2010 9:05 AM MDT up reply actions 4 recs
rofl unfortunately he actually did pretty well HAHA
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison
"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble
Just in jest.
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on May 12, 2010 9:08 AM MDT up reply actions
LOVE IT!
You’re O.K. However, your arcane pop culture references show your age.
And what does that make me for understanding it?
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on May 12, 2010 9:20 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
that would make u old as well Jack
I, on the other hand, had no clue what he was talking about :P
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 9:22 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Right, lol.
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on May 12, 2010 9:24 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Trinidad Jack = Bad Ass!
I’m a fan of your work, Jack!!!!
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Thank you very much.
No autographs, lol.
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on May 12, 2010 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions
lol agreed
he did do well,
but the chiefs – they still smell
My rhyme time is done
Cause I just dont understand his tongue
Even tho the Chiefs stink, I wish cpa well!
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 9:09 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
taking a little break...
The AFC West IS getting scary, like BenBronx said.
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on May 12, 2010 9:23 AM MDT up reply actions
That's good though
It was depressing last year having Arrowhead filled with Cowboy fans, and another week filled with Terrible Towels-although they actually were cheering when their offense was on the field and the Chiefs fans joined in to create some serious noise! It was hillarious!
Sounds like fun.
I really like what the chiefs did with their coaching staff. Even the, gulp, Raiders seem to be getting their act together. The West will soon, once again, be the best.
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on May 12, 2010 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions
Hmmmmm
The chiefs are improved? I’ll consider it
but the raiduhs are still illegitimate
I make fun of those
who can’t write in prose
as we all know their fans are illiterate.
I'm glad we had this talk. -- TJ Johnson
by BroncoInExile on May 12, 2010 9:41 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
We've heard the jokes of illiterate
and I would say we are sick of it
but we’re elected to lead
and not to read
and Donkey prose fades in the second half of it.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 12, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
good fun! :)
our last season’s fade is quite true
like the 11 loses you had to go through
when did the raiders last win eight?
hmmmmmm, let me think straight
oh yeah, back in two thousand and two.
I'm glad we had this talk. -- TJ Johnson
by BroncoInExile on May 12, 2010 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions 9 recs
Touche!
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 12, 2010 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions
thanks, glad to have you here
I'm glad we had this talk. -- TJ Johnson
by BroncoInExile on May 12, 2010 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions
elected to lead?
It’s great that you respond with a Limerick
but you’ll have to explain just a little bit
what you’re “elected to lead”
cause I will concede
they’re great at busting top draft picks.
I'm glad we had this talk. -- TJ Johnson
by BroncoInExile on May 12, 2010 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions
Our draft picks have sucked
and thrown floundering ducks
but the MLB is ours
or he’d have been your star
and now the donkeys are *******
Your mistakes I’ll Tivo
’cause you drafted Tebow
and the tide gave us pain
when we got McClain
your wins will fall below.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 12, 2010 1:18 PM MDT up reply actions
To be a Broncos fan
I have never done this before, so take it easy on me
It’s great to be a Broncos fan on this rainy day
In South Dakota in the month of May
I simply cannot wait to hear
the crowd standing to cheer
as “Tebow drops back, and fires a touchdown to Bay-Bay!”
A vision without a plan is just a dream. A plan without a vision is drudgery. But a vision with a plan can change the world.
by Sayre Bedinger on May 12, 2010 7:18 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Well done, Sayre. If some of you haven't limericked before, give it a try...
Come one and come all, Broncos fans
Get involved and don’t sit in the stands
These limericks are fun
So try and make one
It’s no fun if y’all sit on your hands.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 12, 2010 9:00 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good job, Sayre!!
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Denver draft
McD really worked the draft board
Even Hoodie must have said “Good Lord”
But how many picks did it take
to make his biggest mistake?
(insert picture of Tebow crying here)
It’s so funny it can’t be ignored
by cpa913 on May 12, 2010 7:36 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Good luck with Cassel
The Chefs paid plenty for a backup
in hopes he brings the team up
from the pits of despair
I feel sorry cuz its unfair
they’ll stay on the bottom looking up.
We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin
by Orange and Blue on May 12, 2010 9:40 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice
The bottom looking up you say
I say there is no way
The Raiders have that claim
because of the Hutt they blame
but you might be right come next May!
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 9:42 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
It sucks to draft a bust in the first round
Russell gainded as many dollars as he did pounds
but now he is gone
and we have moved on
while the Donkeys don the bust crown.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 12, 2010 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions
Here's one I posted on...
BroncoTiLLlDie’s “MHR Poetry” thread a couple of weeks ago.
There was a young QB named Tim,
Many say he was picked on a whim.
Only more time will tell,
If this pick turns out well,
But I sure wouldn’t bet against him.
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on May 12, 2010 8:39 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Last year’s rookies keep getting smarter,
Every player continues to work harder,
This year’s draft,
Has set a new path,
Now let’s break off some 95 yarders.
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot ( =
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on May 12, 2010 8:45 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
The AFC West at a glance
The AFC West’s growing Hairy
Chargers, Cheifs, Jokeland, its Scary
With Davis Tied down
Its anyone’s town
But Denver will laugh and be merry
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison
"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble
by DenBronx on May 12, 2010 9:10 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
For the Chargers, againjust in jest.
And now let us speak of the Bolts.
Though no one could label them dolts,
it seems awfully clear,
when the playoffs appear,
They roll up and lose to the Colts.
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on May 12, 2010 9:12 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
LDT is now a Jet...
Hang up the cleats? Not yet!
He will try for his day in the sun,
but the ol’ man can’t run,
and a ring for him is a lost bet!
fader nation is a conquered nation
Jerry Jones is Al Davis with a smile!
CHICAGO...Where Quaterbacks' careers go to die!
by mdierk on May 12, 2010 9:16 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
I invited all the blogs in the west
But it seems like, with chiefs we do jest
No raider/bolt play
On Limerick Day
Makes sense, they all failed english tests
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 12, 2010 9:17 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison
"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble
Nice
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot ( =
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on May 12, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions
When we take a close look at the draft,
some might think that McDaniels was daft,
but in retrospect
the truth will reflect
he’ll show he’s the best at his craft.
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on May 12, 2010 9:17 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
The Chargers still have Norvell...
and his team has done fairly well.
But Phyllis may head for the hills,
after Merriman pops his pills,
and another postseason goes straight to Hell.
fader nation is a conquered nation
Jerry Jones is Al Davis with a smile!
CHICAGO...Where Quaterbacks' careers go to die!
by mdierk on May 12, 2010 9:23 AM MDT reply actions 4 recs
Raider Hader
Could one loath something more than a Raider
No lass would go near if you made her
He’d grunt and he’d buy
drinks tall as the sky
they couldn’t get her if they paid her
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison
"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble
by DenBronx on May 12, 2010 9:24 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
heh
I found something better than my old beater,
It was a Oakland Cheerleader,
Just ask Elway,
He’ll say it’s okay,
Just ask Jamarcus to over feed her!
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 9:26 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahaha
That last line is unlikely….
Jamarcus won’t share food, you see
He’ll eat it himself with much glee
With cookies and cake
and donuts he’ll take
But a vegetable will cause him to flee
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 12, 2010 9:31 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
I think Jamarcus would share the husk off his corn
But it might take him several weeks to mourn,
He loves him a cheesefry
if he ate a salad he would cry
Isnt it scary he auditioned for a porn?
ewwww!
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha, wow......
That’s an image I want out of my head.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 12, 2010 9:37 AM MDT up reply actions
lol
I couldnt get my last line to rhyme, its all I could do – I mean, how many words rhyme with corn? lol
haha, good point
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 12, 2010 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions
Team mentality
The team is more cohesive as a whole,
With every player you can just feel the soul,
After piling up the wins,
And giving fans huge grins,
It’s time to go win the Super Bowl.
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot ( =
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on May 12, 2010 9:26 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Ode to Tebow
The Broncos drafted Tim Tebow.
MHR is anticipating a big show.
I for one am not so sure,
but he is still pure,
and we will see him play in the snow.
fader nation is a conquered nation
Jerry Jones is Al Davis with a smile!
CHICAGO...Where Quaterbacks' careers go to die!
by mdierk on May 12, 2010 9:28 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
It'sTebow throw down time...Let me hear y'all...bump...bump...bump..dum..dum...da bump.
Everybody be thumpin’ and bumpin’
Thinking Mr. Tebow…he be somethin’
Listen to me closely let me be real clear,
Gotta get that ball up coser to the ear,
it’s the only way boy…you can make the NFL fear…
Schazza…bump…bump…bump bump..bump…schezzzzzzzz..
by bfree2bronc on May 12, 2010 9:30 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
The waiting game
McD and Tebow think it can only get better,
Some feel we shoulda drafted an Irish Setter,
Will he fail or not,
Is McDaniels on pot,
In due time, these will be answered to the letter.
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot ( =
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on May 12, 2010 9:31 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
You all know me as Kaptain Kirk,
and while I’m not trying to act like a jerk.
I’ll fail the test, to come up with a jest,
But come away from this post with a smirk!
Character may be manifested in the great moments but it is made in the small ones -- Philip Brooks
by KaptainKirk on May 12, 2010 9:31 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Could Tebow split a defensive backs head like a pea,
As I heard he could part the red sea
Lets see it play out
Cause there is a little doubt
But I definitely don’t want him to hit me!
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 9:47 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
A Mighty Blow
The Broncos started 6-0
and then took a mighty blow
watching my Chiefs start 2010 1-0
by tomahawk44 on May 12, 2010 9:51 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
ah, a newbie to a limerick
You see my friend the first two lines rhyme
Then the next two are so devine
With some logic and luck
you wont sound like a schmuck
Thats what makes it so devine!
lol i messed it up - im a schmuck
You see my friend the first two lines rhyme
Then the next two also entwine
With some logic and luck
you won’t sound like a schmuck
Thats what makes it so devine
(I was thinking ahead of myself the first time) lol
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 9:57 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nice 55! Take it! Take it!
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
It's a new year, my friend.
I sure hope your intentions are jest
There’s no way that the chiefs will be best
Fans of Denver will grin
’Cuz the Broncos will win
Dawk will hit Cassel square in the chest
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 12, 2010 9:56 AM MDT up reply actions
Coach Haley
you turn from golf to football?
Figures the Chefs have the gall
to ruin the West
you being the jest
at least you dont have far to fall
We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin
by Orange and Blue on May 12, 2010 9:51 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Mile High let down
Mile High’s home advantage was unique
But Invesco some phone in their critique
Terrible towels amuck
We lost mile high luck
Invesco’s a weaker physique
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison
"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble
by DenBronx on May 12, 2010 9:59 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Coach Cable
Old Al doesnt want someone good
his coach just loves him some food
stupid, fat and slow
he fits in their show
having no one with brain change their mood
We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin
by Orange and Blue on May 12, 2010 10:02 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
The MF Game
All we’re trying to do is win a MF game,
I can’t help it that the MSM call us lame
But what do they know
They are just for show
I still say that MF Al Davis has no shame!
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 10:06 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Coach Turner
You finally found your place
while falling short of the top space
your grill looks radioactive
please buy some proactiv
And tell networks to keep HD off your face
We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin
by Orange and Blue on May 12, 2010 10:11 AM MDT reply actions 5 recs
my gosh, man!
you must’ve seen that “30 for 30” on ESPN. do they ban teeth whitener after you hit 100?
Coach Phillips
I still cant believe it’s still Wade
they think they can win if they prayed
that he will not bumble
and have the team crumble
while his stare only shows he’s afraid
We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin
by Orange and Blue on May 12, 2010 10:29 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Coach Cable
Don’t make him mad or he’ll punch you in the face
I’m surprised JaMarcus the Hutt until recently was his ace
His belly is like elastic
Perhaps he stuck Al Davis in a casket
Cause his draft wasn’t the usual disgrace!
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 10:33 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Big Ben
In walked Super Bowl Champ Big Ben.
His aim to score a chick named “Jen”.
He drank and called her a ‘ho,
took her to a restroom and she said NO,
why isn’t the creep in the pen???!!!
fader nation is a conquered nation
Jerry Jones is Al Davis with a smile!
CHICAGO...Where Quaterbacks' careers go to die!
by mdierk on May 12, 2010 10:53 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Md, this is awesome. I was composing a Big Ben Limerick myself. I'll have to try to get to your level!
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
yeah he is a creep
he obviously didnt get time as the girl didnt press any charges – but his image is shot for sure!
Ben and the "College" Girls
There once was a Roethlisberger
who thought college girls went further.
But they kept saying no,
so he called them a “ho.”
And with bodyguards he did confer.
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
by TJ Johnson on May 12, 2010 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
couldn't have said it better myself
fader nation is a conquered nation
Jerry Jones is Al Davis with a smile!
CHICAGO...Where Quaterbacks' careers go to die!
There once was a baby hoodie
Who grew up in his situation as a goodie
He wanted to win a MF game
So he profoundly proclaimed
On Thanksgiving last year was aired to everybody!
by Broncs55 on May 12, 2010 11:18 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
There once was a man from Nantucket.
Who was forced to carry a heavy bucket.
And so he proclaimed.
With much disdain.
Screw the Chargers!
Quitter's People United Member #33
"I am a business major in college after all." - One MHR commenter's rationale for knowing more about the Denver Broncos than I do. LOL.
by Bob in Boulder on May 12, 2010 11:24 AM MDT reply actions 6 recs
It really didn't rhyme
There’s a team that plays near the beach
but winning a playoff game is a reach
So let’s see the powder blues
but this year they’re going to lose
So, go on Bob in Boulder and preach
by cpa913 on May 12, 2010 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
ROFL
In Rhyme you don’t put in much stock
while your prose have busted the block
but that man from natucket
who carried the bucket
Screamed the RAIDERS BLOW!!!!!
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison
"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble
Great Limerick!
And KAP I DID IT!!!!! TURN GREEN!!!!! GREEEEEEN I SAY!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA…….. (ensuing maniacal laughter).
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
Brian Cushing's Baby Clock Is Ticking
There once was a cat named Cushing
Who loved to do some HCGing
He wanted to ovulate
Either that or abate
The affects of steroids-raging.
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
by TJ Johnson on May 12, 2010 11:53 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
lmao!
maybe he was ovulating and no one knew it? lol I’ve seen some pretty scary girls who could be guys!
it would expain the lack of facial hair.....
Manny Ramirez did the same thing a couple of years ago
fader nation is a conquered nation
Jerry Jones is Al Davis with a smile!
CHICAGO...Where Quaterbacks' careers go to die!
Every team has only one goal
To win a championship will make them whole
But the Chargers kept finding
As their choking was reminding
Them that they didn’t belong in the Bowl.
Quitter's People United Member #33
"I am a business major in college after all." - One MHR commenter's rationale for knowing more about the Denver Broncos than I do. LOL.
by Bob in Boulder on May 12, 2010 11:53 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Time will tell...
People have been laughing at our draft picks
We chosed Demaryus, Tim and Eric
But wait three four years
Then we can be sincere
Because we might have pulled the biggest trick
by macklure on May 12, 2010 12:20 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
One more
Oh, the last time I was this excited
I had wet my pants while lying in bed
Can’t wait for summer
To just be over
And watch our beloved Broncos play the spread
by macklure on May 12, 2010 12:57 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
I mean Excellent Macklure
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
there is no topic off the table.
really? I got one off topic.
I'm glad we had this talk. -- TJ Johnson
this one's for John! (bena that is)
They said Lebron coulda played a bit harder
And that cavs don’t look to go farther
It won’t take a vote
to say that he choked
in the playoffs he plays like a Charger. :)
I'm glad we had this talk. -- TJ Johnson
by BroncoInExile on May 12, 2010 1:18 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
thinking of rhymes for “mistake by the lake” …..
Quitter's People United Member #33
"I am a business major in college after all." - One MHR commenter's rationale for knowing more about the Denver Broncos than I do. LOL.
by Bob in Boulder on May 12, 2010 1:24 PM MDT up reply actions
eating some cake?
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison
"Success is not a place at which one arrives, but rather... the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey."
- Alex Noble
Something something Jake the Snake....
Break
Fake
Take
Shake
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 14, 2010 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions
Roethlisberger Fan Credo
focus in on ben’s will and ben’s fight
how he brought in two rings with his might
but keep careful in play
and just stay away
from that bodyguard ladies room invite
by oxmouth on May 12, 2010 2:13 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh you chiefs fans
The ignorance from Arrowhead Pride
I’m laughing so hard I cannot hide
2nd in the AFC west?
you’re 3rd at best
no protection on the blindside
BroncoTillIDie = Nick Castillo
October 11, 2009: Remember the McD Fist Pump.
Xbox360 gamertag: SnipeMeHarder
Last Name: Ever First Name: Greatest
by Nick Cast on May 12, 2010 3:27 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Ode to MHR Radio....
When we hear Pearl Jam’s Fixer, we scream.
It means the man cave’s on our screen.
John rants and we cheer
A microphone we can hear!
MHR Radio, held with highest esteem.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 12, 2010 3:33 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Ode to MHR
We debate here all day it is true
Is our squad a gem or some poo?
but at the end of the day
I am happy to say
that all MHR folks bleed Orange and Blue
by jonahsilas on May 12, 2010 3:37 PM MDT reply actions 5 recs
NICE!!!!
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 12, 2010 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions
And celebrate, it did!!!
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 12, 2010 3:50 PM MDT up reply actions
gem or poo?
why do we have to choose? we’re both! we’re shiny glittering poo!
"All we're trying to do is win the *********** game!" -- Josh MF McDaniels tearing into his offensive line after three false starts in the red zone. The tirade turned the tide of the game, and the Broncos dominated from that point on.
by broncosmontana on May 12, 2010 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions
Ode (5,892) to MHR
Many thanks be to MHR,
Without, my research wouldn’t go far,
espn and yahoo,
Kizla and Woody who?
Each contributor here is a star.
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot ( =
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on May 13, 2010 6:40 AM MDT up reply actions
And what about the MSM?
On MSM members lets nibble.
They quack and they squawk and they quibble,
but when all’s said and done
and we’ve heard from each one
their opinions are no more than dribble.
If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!
by Trinidad Jack on May 12, 2010 3:37 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
On the Coliseum
I bought a little house in the East Bay
A BART ride from my beloved A’s
But the Coliseum in Fall
Is dangerous to all
Who root for the Broncos on game day!
by jonahsilas on May 12, 2010 4:14 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
came straight home from work today
so the limmerick game i could play
we all know there a jest
but i think the very best
are when words from the heart we say
by turnertwo2003 on May 12, 2010 5:02 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
i am still at work – wasting time
reading all these delightful rhymes
the end of the day is near
it’s time for a beer
though another limerick is fine
you speak of beer to my delight
the golden drink of the night
I’ll take one or eight
don’t care about my weight
crack me open a bud light
BroncoTillIDie = Nick Castillo
October 11, 2009: Remember the McD Fist Pump.
Xbox360 gamertag: SnipeMeHarder
Last Name: Ever First Name: Greatest
by Nick Cast on May 12, 2010 5:24 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
for some american lager i’ll go
at the stadium or catching a show
but one thing is clear
when i choose yellow beer
i am most likely to choose a sapporo!
though my truly beer-y bliss
is found in a homebrewed abyss
filled with hops and booze
that’s the one I choose
cause that industrial beer tastes like piss!
Industrial beer taste like piss?
Good sir, you’re taste buds run amiss
bud light is the best
Much better then the rest
it is a beer you better not diss
BroncoTillIDie = Nick Castillo
October 11, 2009: Remember the McD Fist Pump.
Xbox360 gamertag: SnipeMeHarder
Last Name: Ever First Name: Greatest
Nothing compares to Fat Tire,
To say other beer would makes you a liar,
It’s got the unique taste,
That makes none go to waste,
If I ever meet Jeff, I’ll call him sire.
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot ( =
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on May 13, 2010 6:46 AM MDT up reply actions
Blueberry ale
I drank a beer with blueberries into
So different as you can drink and chew
It was so interesting
To mix fruits within
A good’ol golden beer, do you think too?
I'm an optimist
From Florida came Tim Tebow
In the Super Bowl shall he throw
Watch as he stops the hate
As he opens the gate
And into a new era we go
The Owner from Oakland
There once was an owner from Jokeland
He collected receivers with no hand
Fast though they were
Draft busts galore
Last place they stayed down in Jokeland
In honour of Denver's America's Teams airing on NFLN tonight.
As he led his team onto the lawn
He’d ensure the legend lived on
He sealed the win
With a helicopter spin
And the owner claimed “This one’s for John”
Have a good time all the time...that's my motto. - Viv Savage
by TD4HOF on May 12, 2010 6:21 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
I'll give it a shot!
Tim Tebow Tim Tebow Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow Tim Tebow Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow Tim Tebow Tim Tebow
I win.
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
by Tim Lynch on May 12, 2010 6:30 PM MDT reply actions 6 recs
it's just as awesome when you read it aloud!
rec’d ^3
"All we're trying to do is win the *********** game!" -- Josh MF McDaniels tearing into his offensive line after three false starts in the red zone. The tirade turned the tide of the game, and the Broncos dominated from that point on.
by broncosmontana on May 12, 2010 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions
Better
John Elway John Elway John Elway
John Elway John Elway John Elway
This one’s for John
This one’s for John
John Elway John Elway John Elway
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
by TJ Johnson on May 12, 2010 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions 6 recs
That's exactly what my limerick says - translated 10 years from now.
Quit stealing my ideas TJ…one of these days I’ll come get you. :)
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
Improved
John Elway John Elway John Elway
John Elway John Elway John Elway
This one’s for John
That one’s for John
John Elway John Elway John Elway
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
Tebow=5
Elway=5
Tim+John=TJ
TJ is Tebow
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
hahaha, You've got me, Lynch!
“uncle!”
“uncle!”
My secret weapon? Harvey. He can do serious damage to any limerick contest. He’s like the Joey Chesnut of Limerick day.
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
I cant wait. lol
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
Jamie Dukes your breath smells like it when a baby poops
You have no hair and look like a bear
I hate you jamie dukes
Tebow + Moreno = #1 rushing attack
by Pmoreno95 on May 12, 2010 8:53 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
This may be a little more Shel Silverstein than Edward Lear ; )
The punditry claims that he can’t make the throws
And his footwork is fouled up with bumbling big toes
But McD’s grinnin’ happy
as yer sappy granpappy
Cuz fellas? That ain’t the Tebow that he knows!
"All we're trying to do is win the *********** game!" -- Josh MF McDaniels tearing into his offensive line after three false starts in the red zone. The tirade turned the tide of the game, and the Broncos dominated from that point on.
(#@*^%(&*^#Q
How could I see this so late?!
This post and this day are so great!
I’ve missed all the fun
But I’ll try maybe one:
Ok, that’s a lie. I’ll try eight.
Or more.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on May 12, 2010 9:09 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
on sarcasm....
He has a neckbeard and a cowlick.
His critics’ head shapes are quite phallic.
Our friend Woody made
A suggestion to trade,
But that whole piece should be in ITALICS!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on May 12, 2010 9:20 PM MDT reply actions 5 recs
To Drizz and AZ
Whippersnappers and Geezers are found
On this site. You will find they abound.
Don’t get so upset
At some guy you’ve not met.
Take some Kool-Aid and Pass it around.
It is easy to take strong offense
at the words that someone just won’t mince.
The tone of your griping
Gets lost in the typing,
And everyone thinks you’re so tense.
One phrase gets misunderstood,
Or misstated, or read not so good.
We know it’s not true.
Take a chill pill or two.
Kiss and make up like civil men should!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on May 12, 2010 9:27 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Givin' McD some love.
I’m mixed in my feelings on Scheff.
And the reasons that Marshall has left.
Wish Hillis had worked.
And Cutler hadn’t been a jerk.
But McDaniels is one BAMF!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on May 12, 2010 9:39 PM MDT reply actions 3 recs
sigh
I’m tired. I got nothing. I’m off my game tonight. I’ll be back another time. Sorry to disappoint.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
Here the Donks go again
Drunk off of Kool-aid and Gin
Add that to thin air,
And the Donks just sit there
At Invesco, sobbing as Chiefs win.
The Chiefs will see a return to respectability in 2010, emerging as the front runner in the AFC West! ....And I'll quantify that however I choose. Ahem.
by ArrowSpread on May 12, 2010 10:37 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Change your sig line to 2012 my friend...
by then your team will finally graduate from boys to men. Isn’t your teams average age like 19? :P
Watched Neil Smith on Americas Game tonight….1997 Broncos. :) He has a ring…two actually.
I like koolaid and tequila…not fond of gin.
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
I rec'd just because deep down I am a nice guy. :P
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
Way to bring up an old show
That was more than a decade ago
What have they done for you lately
Except melt down like crazy
But hey, at least you got Tebow.
The Chiefs will see a return to respectability in 2010, emerging as the front runner in the AFC West! ....And I'll quantify that however I choose. Ahem.
by ArrowSpread on May 12, 2010 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
You’re far from accurate mr chief
beat the broncs? you smokin a reef?
front runner in 2010
not this talk again
win the AFC west??….good grief
BroncoTillIDie = Nick Castillo
October 11, 2009: Remember the McD Fist Pump.
Xbox360 gamertag: SnipeMeHarder
Last Name: Ever First Name: Greatest
Yup, we’re at it again
Perhaps your mind should be changed like depends
Last time I checked
Your Donks, second best
If I recall, we’re 1-0 in 20-10.
The Chiefs will see a return to respectability in 2010, emerging as the front runner in the AFC West! ....And I'll quantify that however I choose. Ahem.
by ArrowSpread on May 12, 2010 11:52 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh, like you're one to talk.
The chiefs come to try and unsettle.
In our limerick posts they must meddle.
They say we’re not great
Since 1998,
Which are they, then: the pot or the kettle?
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on May 12, 2010 11:12 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ahhh... my favorite thing to do!!! Cheers all, hope you enjoy!
To the Raiders:
One more shot at JaMarcus the Bust.
In his chubby arm did Al Davis trust,
Every pass was a floater
In fact most were turnovers;
With a few defensive touchdowns for us!
And the Chiefs:
Oh Matt Cassel you sly signal caller,
Without McD you’re far from a baller’
Your team will get slayed,
While Doom eats QB-fillets;
And the Arrowhead Pride may finally falter.
To the Chargers:
Norv, you’ve got such a killer passing attack,
Fortunately our secondary is HoF stacked!
With Bailey and Dawkins
And rookies ball-hawkin’
Phillip Rivers won’t complete JACK!
And a few more for the Orange and Blue Faithful:
McD drafting Tebow was shocking,
Yet it’s the AFC-West he’ll be rocking.
Our rivals will fear
Tim’s starting year;
And the Lombardi Trophy will come knocking.
Knowshon Moreno ran for almost 1K,
When he got hit in the backfield all day.
With an upgraded front
We’ll never need to punt;
Cause 27 will show you boys how this game’s played.
All those experts say our draft was a wreck,
We only drafted injuries and a longshot project.
When Decker snags every pass,
And Bay-bay steps on the gas;
Tebow’s statistics will say all the rest.
Denver is the next Dynasty in the making,
With a dozen Titles it soon will be taking.
No individual will do,
It’ll be a team that is true;
And gets the Mile High Stadium shaking!
Now before I head off to bed,
There’s something that needs to be said.
Mr. Bowlen we need you
To get rid of that dark blue;
And bring back that Orange they dread!
You see it may seem all the rage,
To keep Midnight Blue on the stage.
But we need orange back
To help reignite our attack
And release Orange Crush form it’s cage!
(A double limmerick that I think most of us DEFINITELY agree with!)
"I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself." - Antoine de Exupery
I hate MF Cutlerism, the Phonz is gonna PWN your logic when he lights it up this year!
by Alexander Wall on May 13, 2010 1:09 AM MDT reply actions 7 recs
Oh my Gosh! I forgot the most important limmerick!
How dare I forget, what a shame
The most important of Broncos sayings
Its the McDaniels way
I could say it all day;
We play to “Win the MF game!”
"I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself." - Antoine de Exupery
I hate MF Cutlerism, the Phonz is gonna PWN your logic when he lights it up this year!
by Alexander Wall on May 13, 2010 1:22 AM MDT up reply actions 3 recs
P.S. A limmerick for raider-fans in a language they can understand.
Yo dawgs ya black hole is a joke,
All you doin’ is juss blowin’ smoke
Da part dats real funny,
Is y’all wastin’ yo money
On a team dat can’t ev’n go .50!
"I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself." - Antoine de Exupery
I hate MF Cutlerism, the Phonz is gonna PWN your logic when he lights it up this year!
by Alexander Wall on May 13, 2010 1:38 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
In fact, you should all just change the name to "Blacked-Out"
ROFL…
"I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself." - Antoine de Exupery
I hate MF Cutlerism, the Phonz is gonna PWN your logic when he lights it up this year!
by Alexander Wall on May 13, 2010 1:42 AM MDT up reply actions
We know your real colors Limerick
Orange or blue, dog, it don’t matter
We have no patience for such idle chatter
Black and blue is all you will be
Squatting, teary, drenched in your pee
when the Silver and Black leaves you a’splatter
Ode (93,682) to MHR
I’m a day late, but not a dollar short,
Instead of money, I’ll add my support,
For the team we all love,
and a site that rises above,
This brilliance we know as Mile High Report.
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot ( =
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on May 13, 2010 7:04 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
niiiice. rec'd
I'm glad we had this talk. -- TJ Johnson
by BroncoInExile on May 13, 2010 11:16 AM MDT up reply actions
Ode to Brett
There once was a guy from Miss-a- sip
That threw a bomb so pure it was hip.
But he retired to the farm,
and unretired to the alarm
of all fans, not on board the Viking ship
"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?"
Joe Kapp
by lifelongvike on May 13, 2010 7:24 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
My brain is dribbling out my ears (to steal a phrase from my daughter)
Seriously, though, great creative works everybody.
Kudos to all of you.
We live in an age when instant gratification isn't fast enough
A request please...
To the Dude – Where’s your sack?
2 weeks with none puts me outa whack!
I’ll sit at my screen, until I turn green
I’ve got to get a fix man BRING IT BACK!!
(my first limerick by the way)
by NCDonkeyfan on May 13, 2010 10:20 AM MDT reply actions 5 recs
Well now that you mention it, perhaps I should, eh?
Let me see what I can do.
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Defensive Rookie of the year
for Brian Cushing they did cheer
but the test did come back bad
now poor Brian is sad
did he or didn’t he, it’s not clear
time will tell
please mcDaniels make Tebow great
don’t offer us up to Oakland’s fate
atheletic QB’s get the hype
though not quite the NFL-type
but I guess you’re the one with the tape
Drafting Tim Tebow with the #25 overall = Epic Fail
McDaniels just purchased his ticket out of town. Flight leaves January 1st, 2011.
by Tebow is a Bust on May 14, 2010 11:53 AM MDT reply actions
that last one gave too much credit to mcD, so here's another
the former 15 was given the axe
for a QB who’s mechanics do lack
lets hope he pans out
or miami fans will shout
“i bet you want B. Marshall back!”
Drafting Tim Tebow with the #25 overall = Epic Fail
McDaniels just purchased his ticket out of town. Flight leaves January 1st, 2011.
by Tebow is a Bust on May 14, 2010 11:56 AM MDT reply actions
Raiderfan Finally Has Something To Be Happy About Limerick
JaBustus Russell is finally gone
You guys can have him for a song
When Tebow bombs out—Oh, good luck!
McDaniels will say “What the f#$@!”
“I wanted that big boy all along!”
(sorry it took awhile “Kentucky”)
Nah.
Ja-Failure’s destiny was fulfilled in oakland
the place we refer to as ‘jokeland’
players go there to bust
“serving Al Davis they must”
the nazie dictator’s words have been spoken.
Drafting Tim Tebow with the #25 overall = Epic Fail
McDaniels just purchased his ticket out of town. Flight leaves January 1st, 2011.
by Tebow is a Bust on May 14, 2010 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions
haha, better late than never, man.
You may have a point, I must say
McD and JRussell? Oy vey…
But if McD wants meats
JRussell knows eats
A new Broncos chef? Rolls! HURRAY!!!
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 14, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions
hmmm.. this is interesting..
we didnt fill our ILB in the draft
and oh how our rivals do laugh
I hope we field someone
who don’t sit on their thumbs
and bring back the 70’s attack
Drafting Tim Tebow with the #25 overall = Epic Fail
McDaniels just purchased his ticket out of town. Flight leaves January 1st, 2011.
by Tebow is a Bust on May 14, 2010 11:58 AM MDT reply actions
The Old Guy Was Passed Out Limerick (thank god...)
Old Al through the draft was fast asleep
Tom let him slumber on—so sweet!
We finally had a damn good draft
All Raida fans know ol’ Al’s gone daft
But now we’ll make the Broncos weep!
Him, there's some truth in there..
yes Al Davis was fast asleep
dreaming of havoc un-wreaked
once dimensia sunk in
he became denver’s best friend
as we watch draft-busts pile in heaps
Drafting Tim Tebow with the #25 overall = Epic Fail
McDaniels just purchased his ticket out of town. Flight leaves January 1st, 2011.
by Tebow is a Bust on May 14, 2010 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions
LOL--Nice--but dig this Limerick
There is no more Mile High Mystique
A team that sports no-talent geeks
The Rat had split the sinking ship
The nation knows you’re in deep s**t
since Elway left—you’re up the creek
(Thanks for letting us join in, btw.
My bro is a Bronco fan in Boulder, poor fellow)
by Raaddad on May 14, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
touche, great wording (btw your brother is on to something)
the Mile High Mystique has taken a spin
but will soon level out once again
we’ll never have to settle
at the raiders low level
because we at least get less losses than wins
Drafting Tim Tebow with the #25 overall = Epic Fail
McDaniels just purchased his ticket out of town. Flight leaves January 1st, 2011.
by Tebow is a Bust on May 14, 2010 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions
Mile High Magic
The magic left when the stadium moved location,
It will find it’s way back, no matter the duration,
At least Bronco fans know,
Unlike Raider fans though,
We don’t need any kind of spiritual donation.
Will Our Mile High Magic be back again,
I said I know it’ll return, but when,
It really doesn’t matter,
As nothing is sadder,
Than losing to the Raiders at home like back then.
What I’m saying is it can’t get much worse,
If Our team stays in the right verse,
You’ll have to look back,
And see the obvious lack,
Of everything Al Davis, but his purse.
(Thanks for posting in a good-natured way! I love a fan of any football team, yes even rivals – if they’re a fan for a legitimate reason, such as myself, and have respect. Thanks again, it’s awesome to have you!)
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot ( =
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on May 14, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Broncofan Lament Limerick
Oh it sucks to be a Donkey’s fan
What a crappy draft—was that a plan?
Tebow is a total imposter
Two years won’t see him on the roster
But failure’s something y’all understand
by Raaddad on May 14, 2010 12:03 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Lol
“failure’s something y’all understand”
coming from a team that can’t even fill their stands
we love watching our team
churn the raiders to cream
as they jump on their new draftpick wagons-de-band
Drafting Tim Tebow with the #25 overall = Epic Fail
McDaniels just purchased his ticket out of town. Flight leaves January 1st, 2011.
by Tebow is a Bust on May 14, 2010 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions
ps
I love hayward-bey’s stone cold stunner.
he’s the most amazing 4.2 runner
that can’t catch a ball
for the life of you all
soon all he’ll be is your ST gunner.
Drafting Tim Tebow with the #25 overall = Epic Fail
McDaniels just purchased his ticket out of town. Flight leaves January 1st, 2011.
by Tebow is a Bust on May 14, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions
Dude--you are a riot--seriously funny limericks
I’d rec them…but I can’t
I need a time out to join JaBustus at the buffett—if he leaves anyone anything!
No worries.
Just tell him that if he doesn’t save any food for you, you’ll make him exercise.
That threat always works.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 14, 2010 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions
Yea. or like--you know--"work"... limerick
Jabustus would never stoop to work
It was a foreign concept to the jerk
all day long at the buffett
he tossed our crappy playbook away
and drove us poor beleagured fans beserk
by Raaddad on May 14, 2010 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
If I can’t gotten completely berated in oakland
I might feel some sympathy for those old fans
but alas, they were jerks
so all I can do is smirk
as J-russ transforms it to “broke-land”
Drafting Tim Tebow with the #25 overall = Epic Fail
McDaniels just purchased his ticket out of town. Flight leaves January 1st, 2011.
by Tebow is a Bust on May 14, 2010 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh crap.. I just had an epiphany!
JaMarcus was the worst thing for Denver
because Al Davis has finally remembered
what makes a winner
not taking players to dinner
now they might have a hope at contending
Drafting Tim Tebow with the #25 overall = Epic Fail
McDaniels just purchased his ticket out of town. Flight leaves January 1st, 2011.
by Tebow is a Bust on May 14, 2010 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Okay
I can rec that one, because it could have been written by a Bronco fan!
LoL, A few of yours a worth Recommending, but, well, you can identify… Good stuff Raaddad!
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot ( =
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on May 14, 2010 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions
you could also tell him
that all the buffett food has addatives like: good work ethic, positive attitude, actual talent in it. he’d never eat that garbage… lol
Drafting Tim Tebow with the #25 overall = Epic Fail
McDaniels just purchased his ticket out of town. Flight leaves January 1st, 2011.
by Tebow is a Bust on May 14, 2010 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions
I think you have a typo there....
You said “what a waste”, but you should have said “what a waist”.
Common mistake.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
by Troy Hufford on May 14, 2010 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
CLASSIC
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot ( =
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on May 14, 2010 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions
lmao, you too man.
youre probably the most literate raider fan i’ve met, must be your brother rubbing off on you. hahaha.
BRONCOS FOREVER
Drafting Tim Tebow with the #25 overall = Epic Fail
McDaniels just purchased his ticket out of town. Flight leaves January 1st, 2011.
by Tebow is a Bust on May 14, 2010 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Actually, there's some really bright guys there
like Noontide and Sons-of-Blanda
But you know, we have our “rad” image to maintain
come hell or high water
Last one for now Limerick
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Raider nation has had their fair portion
But it looks shakey for the Bolts
and the Chiefs are just dolts
while Bronco fan keeps on applying more lotion
(Ok, that was a bit weak, though I like the incongruous last line;)
The lotion is needed to fight
the media and all the bright light
that is here to stay
since winning’s the way
Now that Tebow can show all his might
We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin
by Orange and Blue on May 14, 2010 3:24 PM MDT up reply actions
We're NEVER done!
Open Mic has seemingly hit it’s peak,
Though none of the limericks were weak,
I feel kind of shorted,
Not Mile High Reported,
And wouldn’t mind “Open Mic” every week.
This was and is always a blast… Kind of like real open mic nights, you know, with amateurs and instruments….. LoL – thanks everyone!
Alright one more
Kyle Orton is surely a beast,
Tebow, he’ll give Us a feast,
Quinn will finally win,
Brandy might even get in,
We won’t be sad in the least.
First team to three consecutive SB wins!!!! and then some, right? I think four and someone else oughtta have a 'fair' shot ( =
by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on May 14, 2010 3:40 PM MDT reply actions
ok
all the other teams are getting good what do they have a guy read my post rofl i thank the good lord i am a bronco
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
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