Raiders Press Release:

Year one will be ear marked as failure though and in the BlackHole corporation that has me tickled to death…Can’t wait for Bey and Champ to compete.

small fast guys in the NFL aren’t ever going to become any one of those guys on that list. HONESTLY, JERRY RICE? RANDY MOSS? Oh ya you betcha those guys were definitely raised and polished into elite receivers in the silver and black??? WTFMFWTFAYT.

He’s bound to trip over a rainbow and find the gold sooner or later, I know it’s the offseason and it is “happy our team is going to be 16-0” time for every team but come on how can you look at past production and claim that because at some point those guys were Raiders ALL people who play for this team will be and are the best ever…

Oh well we enjoy making fun of the Raiders and this is just fuel for our funnies.

but Lance Alworth is an outright lie. The Raiders drafted Bambi then traded his rights to San Diego. At no time was he ever a member of the Raiders.

This is a joke. It reminds me of the time, last year, when they asked that John Gruden not be allowed to broadcast games in Oakland becuase he said they should “blow up the building and start all over”. It’s just juvenille PR. It’s laughable.

Where’s the quotes of teamates raving about DHB? Where’s the highlight reel? Where’s the Cable saying DHB is kicking butt out there? I was talking to a Raiders fan about DHB a couple weeks back. He kept pulling DHB’s name like a gun, as in the smoking gun, a reason why they’ll be better this year. I asked him multiple times if there were great things coming out of camp, if he’s making great catches, etc.. or if it’s just assumed that he’ll be better in year two. I never once got an answer. Not one quote of anyone raving about the guy.

Anybody heard this guy is doing great?

Lets say you own a NFL team, you are probably the only owner not a billionaire, you actually own the team cause you love the game. Your beloved wife and only real friend died awhile back, and your son is a total douche. Would you actually hire a GM and wear a suit and tie, ≈ sitting in the background. I know I wouldnt I would be making the freakin draft picks, rocking me teams sweat pants, signing checks, giving propaganda err press statements. I would even tell the coach what defense to run, shet it would be like playing Madden for real. In short I would probably become Al Davis AKA the crip keeper

How are Ashley Lelie and Javon Walker not on that list?!

J

this is epic.

the raider fan who wrote this was on his shrooms?!?

Ironically, I can understand why you’d want to be on drugs if you were a Raiders fan! lol

you making it hard for me to like the broncos, and im trying

well i wouldnt say most cases on that, but its ur opinion
i wanted al gone after the season ended, but after this offseason
i wouldnt mind him sticking around a little bit longer.

I hope Al Davis never dies.

Haven’t you heard?

Shame on you Alice, everyone knows he was the greatest Oakland WR ever.

I laughed just as hard as you Denver fans. I think DHB is making great strides, definitely better than he was last year. Not that that is hard task or anything, but he’s actually looking like a true #1 receiver.

I was ready to declare Murphy and Schilens the starters but DHB might be earning his spot as a starter.

that the raiders should give up on football and join the WWE. This kind of stuff is the norm there.