Think Woody's feeling just a tad defensive? This was in his latest edition of his mailbag: "Note to readers: Despite what some dolts believe, I don't pick the e-mails, don't change them, and don't shorten them. I just answer what's placed in front of me. And I answer honestly and usually from memory, without doing research. And you can comment all you want to, but I don't drink in the morning or afternoon or take illegal drugs. I was not dropped on my head as a child, and I'm not retiring ever. I will die in the middle of answering a mailbag question."