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Onion sports 2010 Team-By-Team Guide.

over 1 year ago madtown 13 comments 8 recs |

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daaayuuuuum! you gonna take that KB?!? lol -Broncs55
Absolutely not. KB is a function of aggression and rage, the derivative of which can be traced back to my childhood.-KentuckyBronco
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by Broncs55 on Sep 7, 2010 12:37 PM MDT reply actions

Love it!

Just as incisive as any “MSM” analysis, if not more so, and hilarious, to boot.

by Broncologist on Sep 7, 2010 1:34 PM MDT reply actions

Oakland comments are simply awesome!

Player To Watch: Quarterback Jason Campbell is an experienced loser and is not going to mope around and act all depressed when team loses eight or nine straight games

Biggest Question: If Tom Cable isn’t fired during or after the season, will Al Davis get rid of him by drowning him in the Gatorade container?

So I see you rolled your way into the semis?

by OutOfYourElement on Sep 7, 2010 1:34 PM MDT reply actions

yeah, funny funny stuff

although something tells me the author is a Giants fan. Could be wrong tho :/

by Broncs55 on Sep 7, 2010 1:58 PM MDT up reply actions

Or a Ravens fan!

they get off pretty easy too.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Sep 7, 2010 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions

Weakness:

every single player on this roster f— sucks

I spit stuff on my screen.

Edited for graphic violence and strong sexual content

by Joe Kayser on Sep 7, 2010 2:16 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs

Holy Cow

At least they can say they aren’t biased.
I agree… that is some funny shtuff :)

~Davus.X~
Est. 1967
"Bleeding Orange and Blue for 43 years"

by Davus.X on Sep 7, 2010 2:45 PM MDT reply actions

LOL

Cleveland Browns

    * Strength: N/A
    * Weakness: Okay, where to begin? Let’s see, Jake Delhomme is their starting quarterback. Bobby Engram, their 37-year-old starting wide receiver, caught 5 passes last year. Running back Jamal Lewis was cut in the off-season. Man, this is fun and easy! What else? Okay! They’re in a constant state of rebuilding and have no team identity, the future of the franchise is Colt McCoy, and their biggest asset is team president and non-football-player Mike Holmgren
    * Strength: Oh, just thought of one: dog faces
    * Player to Watch: To see Colt McCoy become a starter too early, get extremely flustered, and have a terrible rookie season could be quite delightful
    * Biggest Question: How soon will fans bust out the paper bags?

There's a place out west where the Powder River rolls off the Bighorn Mountains. It's a land of red walls, blue sky, and clean air, where the eagle glides high above the canyons and makes its nest in the rocks that overlook the valleys where the sagebrush and cottonwoods grow. This is ranch country - has been for more than a hundred years.

Well things have changed some since the early days, but there's still a thread of character and tradition that runs true from one generation to the next. You can see it in the way folks out here set a horse; you can hear it in the way they talk. And when the work's all done, there's nothing they like better than to get together at the one room schoolhouse under the red wall for another down home, homegrown, Western Saturday night.

by wtnelson on Sep 7, 2010 3:09 PM MDT reply actions

I loved the Cowboys' preview

Strength: Yes, there are positives, but reading them will only make you angry and listing them will only make us angry
Weakness: Other than being the most infuriating, knuckle-whitening, I-want-to-throw-a-brick-through-my-television-set-when-I-watch-them team in the league, are a little weak at free safety
Intangibles: Fuck the Dallas Cowboys and every fucking thing they stand for; special teams
Biggest Question: Can they finally get over the hump and get back to the Super Bowl, and do they know how much that would depress the entire U.S. populace?

Your 2010-2011 Colorado Avalanche: Reaching Up to the Cap Floor

by Bob in Boulder on Sep 7, 2010 5:01 PM MDT reply actions