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THEN WE'LL WIN / THEN WE'LL LOSE @ MIAMI

THEN WE’LL WIN ? / THEN WE’LL LOSE @ MIAMI

 

Is Miami even a football town?  Do they have a team?  I mean sure, there’s the Canes.  After that there’s???  The Devil Rays or the Sharks or the Sea Turtles, right?  The Seahorses?  They're coached by Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks, if I remember correctly.  C'mon.  Who would honestly not say right now that the Dolphins chances wouldn’t improve drastically if Dan “I Have Rage Issues” Marino didn’t dust off his Fro and suit up for the Fins this Sunday?  I don’t know.  I do know that the Broncos are a lock.  I know that I would bet the farm on them this Sunday.  I know that they are as sure a thing as we ever see in the NFL.  Let’s play some T-Bow.



THEN WE’LL WIN

Julius Thomas snags 5 receptions.

Tebow rushes for over 60 yards and a score.

Moreno rushes for over 60 yards and a score.

Demaryius Thomas scores on a TD pass of over 30 yards.

McGahee rushes for his fourth 100 yard game of the season.

No one thinks about any receiver named Brandon who was once a Bronco.

 

THEN WE’LL LOSE

 

D. Marino dusts the Fro off but in a surprise move, returns to the grid iron as a line backer.  (Scary no?)

The 72 Dolphins ummm, you know, umm, they voo-doo us.

Gloria Estafan sings a really emotional song pre-game.  The tears of the fans muddy the field.  This matters in some way.

J-Lo’s butt blocks for whoever it is they have at QB.

Brandon Marshall’s other personality turns out to be a really good quarterback.

They cancel the game and give the home team the win.  Wait, we’re the home team.  Nevermind.

 

Ummmm.  That’s it.  Print it off.  Check’em off.  Tally it all up.  If I am wrong this week boys, I will send you half of my inheritance.  So, for now, GE THE F&%K OFF THE FIELD RIVERS!!!

GO BRONCS!!!

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